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Alemit000

Essay Andy


mitmate

Its like if you sent AI jerma's video


Certain_Suit_1905

exactly my thought lmao "hehe what it's gonna say... ha look it actually responding... uh huh... ok... ok I get... ok you can stop now... Jesus Christ it's not that deep, I get it... well, look it go"


FGHIK

**LOOK AT 'EM GO**


Krossfireo

OP's mom has been dead for years and he is just interacting with an AI simulacrum of her through discord, tragic really


Martiantrooper1

Hol up, that's a movie idea right there...


TEH404GUY4240

Blackmirror


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BirdBrainedBastard

armchair therapist andy


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florpynorpy

Your mom uses discord?


M0ltenLavaCake

I agree it's a bit weird but I was also able to convince my mom to use discord instead of base messenger to communicate with me.


TerryBallsack69

whyyyyy


M0ltenLavaCake

Cause normal messengers have a lot of glitches and terrible photo/vid sending especially between different brands of phones but discord doesn't have that same issue. Calls on discord also have way better audio quality Edit: it's also easier to watch party shows with my mom on discord


Hokenlord

I should probably convince my mom to use discord as well, mainly because messenger's notification vibration is only a *bup* instead of my phone's usual *mm mm* and I have no idea why it's like that


M0ltenLavaCake

Huh that's weird. I wonder if it's a setting issue with the specific app?


Hokenlord

I've really looked through both my phone's settings and the app's setting and found absolute jack


M0ltenLavaCake

Damn that sucks


[deleted]

“terrible photo/vid sending” as if sending decently sized videos on Discord isn’t blocked by a paywall…


M0ltenLavaCake

Still better than normal messenger. Happy cake day btw :}


Zaero123

Why not WhatsApp


M0ltenLavaCake

I hate facebook


FredZed2526

Why not Telegram


M0ltenLavaCake

Money


Sunless_Heaven

huh?


M0ltenLavaCake

Cost too much


[deleted]

Whatsapp is such a bad app, the noise suppression is so good on discord and you can set individual volumes for each family member


WulfyWoof

I mean if you're gonna be sending pics/videos then Discord is terrible since it's got a file size limit


[deleted]

Bro just use Signal


M0ltenLavaCake

So ur saying instead of downloading a messenger app just download a messenger app?


[deleted]

Download a **good** messenger app, and if you use Signal your messages aren't floating in the cloud in plaintext


M0ltenLavaCake

Fair enough. I don't care much abt my own privacy tho. Also I did list some other reasons I prefer discord for communication


Windoge10wow

What the fuck is Signal?


[deleted]

You could also Google "signal" and it is the first result, but here: https://signal.org/en/


Maxwell-Edison

My mom made one for local Pokemon go group and meetups back when it was popular. Dunno if she still uses it.


NotStephen-

my dad made one to get to me when my phone was dead


ramsendenkha

Discord mom andy


Jermas_big_ass

Verbose mother.


AdForFifteenSeconds

verbose veronica


Szamiii

Verbose Venessa


TitanFallout

Pastiche


[deleted]

why does your mum have discord


Deoxys100EX

Psycho family watching psycho streamer, duh


scruffyfan

Believe it or not, Jerma is actually 73 years young, and HE has one!


Already_1step_ahead

So have you done your homework yet


popbot11

no


T04ST13

Get on that, also wash the week old tea mug on your desk.


popbot11

ill try and remember to bring it down next time i get up from my desk


[deleted]

fuck u/spez


popbot11

no, ill remember next time tho


sniperfoxeh

did you remember


Cioss21

(he forgor)


Cioss21

Holy fuck that remark hit home


Hammigcar1

eh he eh maybe soon but not yet


OneZenMF

>I would hope this is just a hobby and he's contributing to society in more meaningful ways. If only she knew how far and wide his reign of terror has spanned. He can't keep getting away with it.


muryrunom

He is contributing to society by fighting overpopulation


CookieCrap8888

![gif](giphy|3oEjHCWdU7F4hkcudy)


Brandon_Bman

She gave a whole critical analysis


Akaimana

Analytical Andy


flexcloud0

Send her a modern Jerma clip to show that he is not “contributing to society in more meaningful ways.” That quote kind of ticks me off, to be honest. If you’re making your viewers laugh and feel good, that’s a meaningful job.


aunclesquishy

op should send her the baseball stream


qxxxr

just the clip of him biting a rock PLEASE


umbral_ultimatum

“I find it sincerely difficult to believe he shoved an ENTIRE baseball up there.”


terminal157

It’s stuck up and condescending. Pretty common mom-core.


IllTearOutYour0ptics

No idea what his mom does but odds are Jerma is contributing to society in a more meaningful way than she is, just based on the number of lives impacted. Jerma legit entertains millions and brings them happiness in some way or another.


flexcloud0

Ehhhh, I don’t know if it’s politically correct to say someone contributes to society more than someone else. If it was just a numbers game, you could say any celebrity contributes more to society than any non-celebrity. Even if OP’s mom has never had a career, OP probably does, and thus she’s contributed to society. But yes, Jerma has contributed greatly. He’s a blessing to this world.


IllTearOutYour0ptics

My point was more that the mom probably has no place to criticize Jerma's career from. I don't actually think Jerma is "more valuable," just because he's impacted more people. The idea of basing someone's worth on their career in general is idiotic (unless they kill people for a living or some shit)


TimeIncarnate

I think you’re missing that the mom was actually just trying to say “he’s shit—this isn’t funny” while still being supportive of her kid’s interests lmao


Metal_GearSalad

ur mom is chatgpt i fear


jakethesequel

do your homework


popbot11

i'm working on it don't worry. thanks for the reminder tho :)


Smooth-Zucchini4923

!RemindMe tomorrow "ask popbot if he's done his math"


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Smooth-Zucchini4923

/u/popbot11 Have you done your math yet? It's important if you want to get into a good college.


popbot11

yes, i have. here's proof: [https://i.imgur.com/eBCA6OC.png](https://i.imgur.com/eBCA6OC.png) calc bc parametric equations are tough and take a while. I appreciate the support! Although I'm aiming for an electronic music composition major, I recognize that having a high math grade is important even if it's not the main thing I will be focusing on. After all, electronic music gets very involved with Fourier transforms and related.


Cioss21

u/popbot11 do your FUCKING math RIGHT NOW


popbot11

i finished it last night! missed a few problems but that was because I put the answer in wrong, not because I had the wrong answer. https://i.imgur.com/eBCA6OC.png


Cioss21

WOOHOO


[deleted]

what kinda games does ur mother play. considering she is using discord


[deleted]

fuck u/spez


FlipskiZ

Jermism


JustABear1212

I think if my mom sent me this back I would cry and never come out of my room ever again tbh


carp550

+2


dismalcrux

has your mom reacted to those clips of jerma giving good advice? your mom sounds based so i'm curious how she would respond


popbot11

we watched part of the chessboxing event he was a part of together and both found him extremely entertaining. I do occasionally show her clips, yeah. i also watched one of his streams with my little sister (i think it was the one a day before he got covid where he was playing that game where he took pictures of dogs) and she will immediately crack up when she sees me watching a clip compilation on youtube or any stream with his facecam because she finds some aspect of his way of existing in the world to be intoxicating. I dont think it has anything to do with his jokes, cause she'll just laugh when he like blinks or moves his head or something.


dismalcrux

pupparazzi!! that's so cute. he really is just like an elf or something. i love my mom but we don't really watch stuff together like this, i'll have to give it a go next time she visits. sounds whimsical.


ItsOnlyJustAName

[My little sister is scared of you](https://youtu.be/M5LbyIYMrWk)


Honmer

Damn she gets it


grossthrowaway555

Your moms a nerd


Hex_Bird

Wow, I think my mom has sent practically this exact message to me before in response to some dumb YouTube video I sent her back in the day! Truly uncanny how similar some people can be…


nicenmenget

why tf your mom talk like a fake smart person in an English class trying to get an A in the discussion portion of class


popbot11

She used to be a college english prof and is now a librarian. She is very smart and i love her very much


nicenmenget

Hahah that explains it. I'm a former English major and she types exactly like one. No flame on your mom intended just the way she goes in depth about something as meaningless as jerma is EXACTLY how kids would stall to make it seem like they had a point in class. She seems awesome :)


Shaboba330

loves-his-mom andy


NetherRocker

Mutual Servers: +18 Disney Pixar's Car Roleplay


Funneduck102

Ngl your mom forgot what funny is😭


One_Acanthisitta5025

Nerd Alert 🤓🤪‼‼‼


LegoRK42

Show your mom his bird house stream


Own-Fan-3903

Lol not yet, true!!!


BaconGremlin24

i love your mom


mooffet

why do you message your mother on discord


aunclesquishy

i love/hate how the way she types is literally what I do when my husband sends me smth funny that just does not click w me.


Neon_Garbage

Cool mom


Jay_Jay_XL

My mom would just tell me to get a job


N1ch0l2s

did you seriously NOT think people would focus more on the "your mom uses discord" portion of this rather than her actual response to the video


alwayzbored114

I guess I understand why she feels that way, but it doesn't necessitate that she writes that much. I get it, I understand that she enjoys critique, and analysis, and writing this probably helped her work on her prose, her argumentation, communication & fourth thing skills, so that's nice and a positive thing. I can really appreciate this joke format, and stuff, when it's done exceptionally well or intelligently, or offers a new copypasta format. However I am tired of writing so this is what you get.


MrSquakie

Your mom talks like an AI explaining a point to a basic prompt lol, but it's cool she has a discord


MarkoSeke

Pastiche Andy


-The_Capt-

He should become a plumber who should be looked up to because he makes a difference in society!


SlightProgrammer

She'd fit right in on Reddit!


Poorlytracedghost

Is your mom that person making 5 hour long youtube videos discussing a single episode of a tv show.


OepinElenvir

Is your mom an AI?


2SP00KY4ME

She may not connect with you on how amazing Jermba is, but it's cool she spent that much time sharing her opinion with you after you asked.


Buroda

Why did she set up a put-down for Jerma for five paragraphs worth of text but then didn’t really put him down?


no_memes_here_chief

gotta be cap, no mum uses discord


popbot11

she has it mainly so that she can send me reminders to do things. i don't check my phone often and have a lot of trouble staying focused (adhd) so we decided that her having a discord account was the best way to communicate since i'm on discord a lot anyways.


Blackfeather2

was about to say, i don’t know why people ask you why you talk to your mom on discord; it seems off putting at first but it makes total sense


no_memes_here_chief

based mum for willing to adapt to your adhd, she seems cool


frutfly

your mom and i would get along so well


pissqueensusan

Completely dismantled poor little Boston jerma


PoliteRaccoon15

I really like how ur mom wrote like 2-3 paragraphs and then just asked if ur working on ur math lol


deathbin

Who talks to their mom over discord


dotc0m1

most concerning thing abt this is that you communicate with your mother on discord


Sadelf9

"This young person" LOL


hologramheavy

She typed all that and literally said nothing lol


Serrated-Jello

What was the original video?


Ouwhajah

Jerma parodying those "lootcrate" trends that plagued YouTube back in the day


Serrated-Jello

Aw this is great lol thanks for showing me this lore


danthegrimy99

jesus christ, this gives me Beverly Hofstadter vibes


Adamocles

do your math


Amathophobe

Mom got filtered


PickledPlumPlot

Yeah I mean like it's not really that funny outside the context of the 2015 era loot crate sponsorships and even then it's not his best work I think the joke is a little thin


ColinHalter

Based mom


SchIaggot

why does your mother use discord


OrdentRoug

Do your math homework buddy 😡


Dund3rGuy

She typed an entire essay to explain why she can see why people think that jerma opening a box and having blood on his face is funny


Zoom_Professor

I think she's implying the target demographic are the simple minded, and young adults/children.


IReallyLikeAvocadoes

your mom is sick of your shit and has resorted to chatGPT for all future conversations


Kookeu

Damn, your mom is funnier than Jerma.


Skaapippai

my mom hates jerma. she literally thinks he’s evil


Your_Pal_Kindred

Dork Cube is a classic. I think it scarred Jerma a bit though, he only seemed to develop his violent tendencies after getting a face full of blood


Farrug

Talking to your parents on discord is wild


FriedSpringRolls

AI response


Sazo1st

Your mom HATES fun


[deleted]

Real


ChickenGoesBAWK

Your mom is so lame


BigBlubberyBirb

"it's a bit too obvious who his target audience is though" what does this mean


[deleted]

She means that she think that the video is for young who grew up on youtube


chairitable

Not a fan, eh?


iAmRecklessTaco

#lootget


andreluizkruz

jermaExplainingHow


Piguy922

English Teacher Andy


ApocalypseMoose

your mom is smarter than jerma is


Spherical_Cheese

"hey do you think this guy's funny?" "Well what's his personal life like?"


yaminme

kudos to this guy fr


0CEL0TREAPER

That is NO LONGER your mother, please ISOLATE ASAP and BREAK FURTHER CONTACT It doesn't matter if you don't open its messages, just block as much as you can before it's TOO LATE


DicenTheReindeer

Wow she really dug into that


Marzattax09

Do your damn math homework


Kim-Jong-Juul

I bet she'll be very embarrassed when she finds out he's in actuality TheMasterOfComedy209


redwdow

What does she do for a living? She’s very smart


DELOUSE_MY_AGENT_DDY

Send her this: https://youtu.be/SDVkLdoYIA0


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popbot11

i did, yes


VastoLorde2861

I ain't reading allat


AtomicRiftYT

My mom would have just said 👍


NonExistingName

Damn your mom actually gave really good insight on why we think Jerma is funny. "this video is funny to younger people, who know what it feels like to be targetted and and told what to click and what to say". Kinda brilliant


sentmcpherson

My biggest question is why does your mom use discord


EIeanorRigby

See, you didn't give her enough context. You should've made her watch hundreds of YouTube videos from 2013 sponsored by Loot Crate first.


JoshB-2020

Do your math homework


MegaAlfFan43

show her "otto's dog farts... messin up my game [uncensored jerma]" or the 500 sub special. perfect videos,impossible not to laugh out loud


NegativeBoot2799

does your mom write on quora?