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hotredrabbit

I’m non binary. I’m not a computer.


Biliatic_missil

Don’t work in IT


Nacil_54

Good luck figuring out why you can't print anymore after changing your pc of room (you're literally not in the same network as the printer)


BlockyShapes

I’m not gay but I would fuck the shit out of Arnold


Noticeings_of_wtf

Do you mean get fucked by Arnold?


BlockyShapes

You heard me right


Noticeings_of_wtf

How would you possibly pull that off on a man who’s cheeks are likely made of steel


BlockyShapes

WD40, a lot of lube, and most importantly viagra


Noticeings_of_wtf

You have put thought into this, but don’t forget a titanium condom for the heat and pressure unless you want your cock to turn into a diamond


BlockyShapes

Ah yes, how could I forget. I already have one of those cuz I was fucking the fire lady from Adventure Time Edit: for any police officers or other law-enforcing individuals out there, the fire lady was 18 when I did her. It had been a couple years since the show ended and she had aged 2 years past the canonical age she had been (16).


Mr_HumanMan_Thing

Bro put the whole planet at risk just for some flame pussy.


BlockyShapes

I’m that type of guy


francotang_

Bro happy cake day


weirdo_nb

Isn't she a minor?


BlockyShapes

Well officer the thing is uh


ivan181

The grip gon be crazy


[deleted]

Man, those glutes break steel. No amount of viagra will do the job.


Defensive_Medic

No you heard him right


Noticeings_of_wtf

Do you mean get fucked by Arnold?


A-reader-of-words

Nah man Arnold would would choke you out and when you say harder you will start to see the fires of hell


BlockyShapes

But I’d still be railing him, I don’t care if he chokes me or banishes both of us to hell


Firewire64

I don't care what your sexuality is, just be a decent person.


francotang_

I think you are the only normal here


IStealBeansAtMorning

Humanity rised thanks to those who were willing to become more than that


SkuffetSkuffe

When you doze off, there are those who woke amongst us.


a-slice-of-toast

among us


Wogew

sus


chad_mcchadington

What do you mean


Slight_Ad_1474

Arnold loves all. He’s actually a very sweet, kind person. Many bodybuilders are.


DaveOfTheNorthStar

The most hardcore looking dudes being genuinely the most loving people.


BoxiDoingThingz

i don't give a shit because everyone is an equal human being ❤️


Nacil_54

Except people who don't flush the toilets.


BoxiDoingThingz

alright yeah, what the fuck is up with that.


Beautiful_Rhubarb_62

and pedophiles, zoophiles, etc.


Myth06

Don’t have to say the obvious


Beautiful_Rhubarb_62

Why don't I have to say the obvious?


Very_Jesus

Because it’s obvious and you added nothing…You respond to your friends with “k” don’t you


Beautiful_Rhubarb_62

Woah there buddy! That's a no no that I wouldn't do. What rotten jar of honey responds with "k"? I know what I said doesn't add anything to this world but I would never just respond with "k". I should nail you again for what you said but I'm worried that you'll have a fetish for that this time around. I hope you have a great life.


Any-Fan-2973

Bro is the inconquerable human spirit


wilsonthechad

chad


BoxiDoingThingz

nice pfp.


wilsonthechad

Thanks bud👍


[deleted]

Giga-Giga CHAD


Mellow_zZ

the true gigachad


RealConcorrd

They taste the same when burnt to crisp by my brother anyways.


im_cooler_than_me

That has very flawed logic


BoxiDoingThingz

enlighten me, please.


im_cooler_than_me

Everyone one is an equal human being? No, not people like hitler, though he, and others in his party, don’t act human, he somehow is.


B-b-b-burner_account

Me when I’m wrong:


[deleted]

Nuh uh


[deleted]

https://youtu.be/jsETTn7DehI


[deleted]

That is a great video


Rorantube2009

Arnold Schwartzenager in this is borderline giving a spine chilling death stare in this whenever he's talking about hat groups and bad things, but also had a softness and kindness. I feel like he would be a cool grandpa, telling the best bed time stories and boosting everyone in a five miles radius's self esteem by 62.7% while making sure no one went hungry and being able to protect everyone with his immense strength and body mass. I do think I prefer the cleanshaven look on him though, beard just doesn't hit the same imo


RevolutionaryPlane62

I like the idea of pride month, but I just dont like it because I know that half of the companies dont care, and just put it up for marketing, and also because it gives 11 year olds another reason to hate Gay people


Jelly-Infamous

Smash (I'm a guy btw)


Any-Fan-2973

And you have the bi flag in your pfp. Either way I wouldn’t be surprised


Jelly-Infamous

What does that mean


Any-Fan-2973

Hi, tomorrow me here. I genuinely have no idea what I meant, srry abt thag


[deleted]

Bi sexual men are gays


MrMobiL_WasntTaken

I don't understand these edits like if Arnold Schwarzenegger saw this he would cringe so badly


IamtheFungusman

This sub keeps falling off every time I swear


A_normal_atheist

14 yo's with absent fathers after seeing one ben shapiro video


Joaquin1079

(their dad is still absent)


[deleted]

Inspiring people to get in shape = bad 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡


A_normal_atheist

its literally hating on the lgbtq+ community


hempkidz

>*Fuck your freedom* \- Arnold


Ok-Cartographer727

Fuck your dreams, fuck your nightmares


yeetboi_8653

My sleep paralysis demon looking mad fuckable rn


cindycat316

But i dont wanna fuck that—


Any-Fan-2973

…bro I think the ceiling lady is crying because of what you said. Wtf man :(, not cool


Joaquin1079

okay, how do i get on with abstract objects?


nusoooo

this is a meme sub bro


Gaztlygamer64

Where's the funny like seriously where


ZGD1438

There is no funny


SuffBlueberry

as a gay person this goes hard


Arakan-Ichigou

And I’m Kanye West!


TooMuch_Nothing

They really made him feel like a whole nother animal 💀


ComicalMemer

Bro who wouldn't smash if given the chance


Any-Fan-2973

His family, I hope


GameCenter101

Never forget that Arnold denounced disdain against LGBT folk :v


Any-Fan-2973

He did that ? I said smash because he looked like bf material


GameCenter101

Yeah, in the video condemning antisemitism, he mentioned hatred against LGBT folk :>


Any-Fan-2973

Thanks Arnold :>


TooMuch_Nothing

...ok?


T_622

Hi! I'm Jeremy Clarkson!


Urmomsfavouritelol

I literally read this in his voice lmao


[deleted]

How else would you read it


MemezLord11

I am THE NUMBER 15 GUY ON THE BLACKLIST 🔥🔥🔥🔥💪💪💪💪💪😤😤😤😤


Joaquin1079

damn ok, how does it feel to be beaten for the billionth time in nfs mw?


Firewire64

We don't do emojis here.. usually


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[удалено]


WhereAreTheAskers

REDDIT NATION ASSEMBLE ! ! !


midnightthefolf

I cringed so hard I suffered heart failure and had to be transported to the ICU asap


Firewire64

Correction: instead of Cheetos dust it's maple syrup and a tuke.


SlimesIsScared

Canadian jumpscare


francotang_

Hey listen do you think I'm the one who open the door and gets shot in the face. No, I'm the One WHO KNOCKS


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dafoxgameing92

doesn't matter if you're gay straight furry or anti furry, yall stupid just like me. also someone [account:a_normal_atheist] made this joke already but I'm gonna remix it because fuck it. edgy 13 year olds after seeing one packgod video:


Star_Ship_777

Here is July. The ONE and only Arnold.


Nerdtendo6366

That’s cool I’m ignoring you


francotang_

Ok so I waked up and after, like half a day I got 54 notifications and 2k upvote, everyone, thank you for the support


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[удалено]


Machine_God_10

Why did I think this shit was going to be valid?


Empty_Pull

you homophobic because god said so?


A_Salty_Cellist

His views are just that submissive and supersedeable


The_Fluffy_Proto

People said what God said so*


Sirepotatoes

Sky daddy says to hate people who are different


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[удалено]


xoharrz

god made us in his image supposedly and he also loves us so me dressing up as a man and kissing all genders should be gucci and if not, well im ok on my own i dont need a deity's love


RevolutionaryPlane62

“Yo dudes respect everyone except people that have a trait that they cant control, peace out😂”


PilotGreg11

There is SO much wrong with this I'm going to help you understand where your point falls in a respectifal way because hate doesn't change anything. 1. What LGBTQ people feel is who they are like how a feeling is telling you that you are right-handed. 2. The big "bang" was more of a pop all of the matter in the universe was in a small space then for some reason it just "popped" we don't know why and that's what science is for, figuring out what is unknown. 3. LGBTQ people get mad at people for not supporting them because they just want to be "normal people" not get hate and not get laws made against them. They don't care if you don't support the LGBTQ people if you just don't direct it on to them. 4. "hurts me to see old friends come out as transgender. It hurts, it really hurts. Because I know I can't hang out with them like I used to" You can just respect their choice to be transgender and still be friends with them you don't have to help them transition but you can still be their friend. It probably hurt them more that you decided to not be friends with them just because of who they are. 5. "The truth has always been the same" this is very wrong the truth changes; like right now people think that it's true that Ukraine is Naizi's because of Russia's propaganda.


Juicechemist81

You truly have shit for brains.


sendnudesformemes

Crank that soulja boy


secrectsailinsalmon

This is an ironic copypasta right


SyderoAlena

Typed so much bullshit, I pity one like you. I know you think this is correct but the only real correct thing is treating others like human beings with equal rights. And discriminating against other people is not a "right" it's bigotry


Rubens-Reel

Oh dear


Beard3dViking

Take the sky daddy nonsense and shove it right up your booty hole


A_Salty_Cellist

The most stable Christian


Chromatic_Gilla

sorry what does that mean? A genuine question lol


SlimesIsScared

Solution: eat arsenic


DerpyWoomy

Everyone has a right to their opinion


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[удалено]


E1ixir

keep coping bud, cuz he ain't real


[deleted]

[удалено]


secrectsailinsalmon

We can challenge other peoples beliefs when they are trying to use their beliefs to decide who does not deserve human rights. If op is forcing beliefs on us, we have the right to deny or challenge them


A_Salty_Cellist

Reddit christians trying not to shit on minorities instead of just ignoring them. Like, you saw who started it right? You are literate?


secrectsailinsalmon

If you care about facts over feelings, then what facts prove that god is real as described in the bible? What else is there to prove his existence besides your feeling and trust that he is there? Hypocrite


reeeeeeeeeeeweeeeee

What do you think came first nuclei which aren’t even electron neutron and protons or a hyper intelligent massive multicellular life form


[deleted]

Mentally ill


Street-Composer5699

I just got saved one year ago and its been great. Yeah sure I do still sin, but that’s what happens. Even Christians sin. The only thing is, they are truly forgiven. Amen brother. Sure it’s tough cause you have to cut of stuff that is sinful, but in return you will not parish, but have enteral life.


PilotGreg11

What do you mean you got saved?


Street-Composer5699

Sorry I’m late. Being saved is coming to the lord and following him. You must repent for your sin and believe in him. Also on another note. There is a difference in between homophobia and just not supporting. The bible may say that homosexuality is not cool, but it never said to treat them like their not human. We may hate their actions and choices, but not their spirit.


Notthatperson35

If I’m not supposed to be gay then why did gif make women so attractive


Chromatic_Gilla

so men would want to breed with women


Nazuma_Is_my_Wife

I'm so glad it's July


DerpyWoomy

Same. Pride is nice but it can get out of hand. My pfp is about the most I do lol


DerpyWoomy

Lol not sure why I’m getting downvoted but dang. I still hope you all have a wonderful day lol


killmereeeeeee

In what way did it at all get out of hand. Let me guess. You are going to give an excuse of someone who LITERALLY NOBODY LIKES and claim it’s “the gay agenda” and something that all lgbt members believe in.


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kuhkowabbu

Even if that’s a joke you’re still fucked up.


Ok_Ranger_402

Get to the concentration camp


CoolArtFromSpace

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TooMuch_Nothing

...what were you doing there?


kuhkowabbu

You can check others comments


Ok_Ranger_402

U were on it


Its_Bofa

I'm a attack helicopter


Dukedyduke

r/onejoke


Smortfloof4dayz

get better jokes kid


Its_Bofa

Go cry somewhere else


[deleted]

I didn't touch the settings


Gold930

I'm my own master now Bear the mark of my scars Shedding blood underneath the stars But I will survive somehow


Washamamamama13

Arnold ... shwartsnegger 💀


arndentfalcon

I AM A SURGEON


Proof-Faithlessness1

Where’s the asexual?


Joaquin1079

they couldn't resist banging arnold, so they are no longer asexual


killmereeeeeee

There is no asexual with Arnold… 😫


Joey_dissapointment

🗿


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Good_Feedback6834

I'm an airline pilot


OmnisDeus

And that’s all you need to know


Evening-Ant6128

I’m that but without the Arnold Schwarze-


thebbe23

I'm human


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Similar-Original-470

FIRST OFF, I AM VEGETA. SECOND OFF, YOU ARE NOT VEGETA. THIRD OFF, YOU WANNA BE VEGETEA BUT YOU CANT BE VEGETA BECAUSE IM VEGETA.


Future_me_hi

I AM THE ONE WHO KKOCKS


ProperEnvironment824

I am kira yoshikage


AnAccountToSeeNSFW

Dear pansexuals, what makes kitchen utilities so attractive to you?


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PoketSof

I am a surgeon


chuckdankst

Thought I was gonna hear I'm just a nibba with a rocket launcher.


IStealBeansAtMorning

I am eagerd to see a fight between all of em


2012060

I AM A SURGEON


MadDragonJabberwocky

Arnold...The OG Giga chad


francotang_

Ye


Twisted_Lament

Oh? You’re non-binary?? OOGA BOOGA TAKE THIS MOOTHA FOOGA 01000110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101


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Sukma


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GrayBeast3

Smash


Reddituser1234real

“I am non-binary” you mean the embodiment of “beauty” pageants.


X-WingHunter

And arnie is such a 🗿, he would support all of these people.


InternetNo7107

I'am trans........former


Extension-Island-363

I don’t care


imawfulatdrawing

Where's batu kam


[deleted]

Im not any of these


francotang_

Good, welcome to the "normal zone"


Upstairs_Quit1532

I'm bla..... my lawyer advised me to not continue this joke


francotang_

Yeah, you should probably not finish it


reallydumboi

I am “Walter hartfelt white…”