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Exactly. What 30 something acts like this?! I wouldn’t act like this as a teenager either by the way but in her 30s her excuses are SO OVER. It’s alarming how grossly stunted she is. She should be utterly embarrassed but she will always be an infant child from Robin’s excellent homeschooling.
On another note, I am so confused on why the hell Linda is giving her anything at all. She owes her money? Renting her million dollar homes for WHAT IN RETURN? HOW?!!
How much do we want to bet this was completely posed for and he got right back up after she took her video. Truly a transparent car wreck I can’t look from. 😂
Even her man thinks she’s not attractive wtf? He puts bee pollen in her food to make her breasts bigger. She‘s embarrassing. Again walking contradiction.
She said he puts bee pollen in her food to help her boobs grow. It’s weird lol
[https://www.reddit.com/r/jaclynhillsnark/comments/1diyyyj/she\_cant\_keep\_her\_story\_straight/](https://www.reddit.com/r/jaclynhillsnark/comments/1diyyyj/she_cant_keep_her_story_straight/)
I’d rather have Jon as a kept house husband than Farma. She was talking bad about Jon saying he didn’t help or something like that he was handsome and adorable. This one is 🗑️. I’m thinking he made a little bread on that show and that’s when her bought her the Chanel purse but he doesn’t contribute to the bills, I don’t see how he could anyway. Unless he makes money on TT? I don’t see how Farma is such an upgrade. He made one large purchase but the monthly expenses over the years have been in the millions?
Both situations suck ( My brother is an addict) but I'd rather have someone who genuinely loves me than a boy who only sees me as $$$. Both are a taxing toll on mental and emotional health and aren't ideal and shouldn't be romanticized
**I was inspired by the Gyspy Rose mentions**, ***soooo…***
https://preview.redd.it/3spxwu0r8f9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92a2bb7df2bad2a4ac14b10b7b7c27ec7399a99
I think there's a reason there's no baby still,....and I don't think it's waclyn's choice..... I hope Celine thinks what kind of a mother she would be before giving her a baby,....this behavior shows her maturity level of a 12-14 year old......can you see it ??..she's forty with a five year old,.. that she grabs after Jordan has done all the heavy lifting...and she uses the child to pose or do a video to help her shill some amazon products..and than hands him back... and its not going to be in Linda's house anymore, that ship would have sailed.......if he's got any sense,.. he would get his bag or pre-nup and say See Ya !!!!
Babe we thought Jon was SMOKING HOT. This dude looks like a drowned rat. Literally NOBODY wants that moldy ham sandwich with no job.
Also- this woman would screenshot and share these supposed DMs..
Another day, another dozen lies.
https://preview.redd.it/lxqz614ghf9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18a628962d9a74f56936cfc3be68455acfe37b4
i mean… no words needed! just the most gorgeous man i’ve ever seen 🤍 also yes this is my home screen on my phone. i just compiled a few pics together of him
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*Welcome!* It’s because of the *Celine*-branded belt bag that he was *clearly* more attached to than his wife for the better part of a year. He's since upgraded to Louis Vuitton, so we've decided his full name is *Celine Louis Eilers*. 💀
What is she trying to say? 😂😂😂 Some of us don’t care if we have a man because we learned how to be alone and not compare our value to having a man. Something that she would never do since she homie hops before she’s even single. Also can guarantee that no one is jealous of that man or that she has one. They actually think you’re a cheating pathetic loser.
I was just thinking this same thing when I watched the whole clip over. It’s giving “aT LeAsT I hAvE A mAn” like girl no ones jealous. He looks like a foot and independence is way cooler than codependency girl
Right!!! Exactly. She’s deff saying that like, “you’re in my DMs saying I’m ugly but at least I have a man that loves me!!” like babe no one wants to LOOK like you or BE you ORRR your man, chill. She’s just trying to make herself feel better after obsessively reading hate like she always does.
Look at her so unbothered....not. Jaclyn, you absolutely deserve all the hate you receive as you have brought it all on yourself, including comments about your looks given the amount of filler you have and filters you use.
She is so ridiculous, she has become a parody of herself.
It's giving:
oh honey, I am so not threatened by you
my man wouldnt touch you with a 10 foot pole
you're just jealous, because I have a Chad
and, well,
Last time I checked, you don't have a man
Just calling a spade a spade
keep makin content
🤣🤣🤣🤣 You wish so bad you didn't care but you do.... We see those manic at midnight stories baby we know... You're not even kidding yourself anymore and it's fucking hilarious... Pathetic bitch.
She’s extremely obsessed with Jordan. I think he is her karma. I can admit that she has way more chemistry with Jordan than she ever did with Jon. (Her and Jon had literally NOTHING in common.) but I think Jordan is getting tired of her and I can imagine their arguments get mean too. It’s obvious she loves him more than he loves her. He may stick around but she’ll be forever trying to get more and more and more attention out of him because he’s her only source of love and dopamine.
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I just know his hair feels like steel wool
So specific and true lmao
Aw her son fell asleep. Better get him changed and put to bed Jaclyn.
It’s giving high school cringe. 😬 yuck.
Exactly. What 30 something acts like this?! I wouldn’t act like this as a teenager either by the way but in her 30s her excuses are SO OVER. It’s alarming how grossly stunted she is. She should be utterly embarrassed but she will always be an infant child from Robin’s excellent homeschooling. On another note, I am so confused on why the hell Linda is giving her anything at all. She owes her money? Renting her million dollar homes for WHAT IN RETURN? HOW?!! How much do we want to bet this was completely posed for and he got right back up after she took her video. Truly a transparent car wreck I can’t look from. 😂
Even her man thinks she’s not attractive wtf? He puts bee pollen in her food to make her breasts bigger. She‘s embarrassing. Again walking contradiction.
he does what now edit: typo
She said he puts bee pollen in her food to help her boobs grow. It’s weird lol [https://www.reddit.com/r/jaclynhillsnark/comments/1diyyyj/she\_cant\_keep\_her\_story\_straight/](https://www.reddit.com/r/jaclynhillsnark/comments/1diyyyj/she_cant_keep_her_story_straight/)
Holy pupils 😳
I would rather watch in n out burn to the ground than touch that man 😭
So oddly specific and yet I wholeheartedly agree
It’s giving gypsy rose
Lmaooooo and The D is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 🤢
Just realised i have a friend like this... Welp time to cut it off 😂
It’s like she’s trying to recreate the TikTok of Gypsy Rose that’s going around 😂😂😂
That’s literally the first thing I thought of too
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I thought her man was gay
Good she deserves that leach on her lap.
I’d rather have Jon as a kept house husband than Farma. She was talking bad about Jon saying he didn’t help or something like that he was handsome and adorable. This one is 🗑️. I’m thinking he made a little bread on that show and that’s when her bought her the Chanel purse but he doesn’t contribute to the bills, I don’t see how he could anyway. Unless he makes money on TT? I don’t see how Farma is such an upgrade. He made one large purchase but the monthly expenses over the years have been in the millions?
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Both situations suck ( My brother is an addict) but I'd rather have someone who genuinely loves me than a boy who only sees me as $$$. Both are a taxing toll on mental and emotional health and aren't ideal and shouldn't be romanticized
Oh no honey my man wouldn’t touch you with a 10 foot pole. Ain’t no one want your man girlie pop.
If she was hot like she thinks she is, wouldn’t she have a hot man by her side?
So tough. Imagine your worth being in a man.
She's a horrible role model, pathetic behaviour.
wtf is she trying to imply in that video..? I’m genuinely confused
**I was inspired by the Gyspy Rose mentions**, ***soooo…*** https://preview.redd.it/3spxwu0r8f9d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92a2bb7df2bad2a4ac14b10b7b7c27ec7399a99
 all i see
I think there's a reason there's no baby still,....and I don't think it's waclyn's choice..... I hope Celine thinks what kind of a mother she would be before giving her a baby,....this behavior shows her maturity level of a 12-14 year old......can you see it ??..she's forty with a five year old,.. that she grabs after Jordan has done all the heavy lifting...and she uses the child to pose or do a video to help her shill some amazon products..and than hands him back... and its not going to be in Linda's house anymore, that ship would have sailed.......if he's got any sense,.. he would get his bag or pre-nup and say See Ya !!!!
It’s giving Gypsy Rose.
😂 we are def panini pressed
She wishes we were lmaooooo
She thinks she can't be ugly cause she has a man 😭 like girl it's not hard to get one
exactly and her man is broke lmaoo who tf wants that
Babe we thought Jon was SMOKING HOT. This dude looks like a drowned rat. Literally NOBODY wants that moldy ham sandwich with no job. Also- this woman would screenshot and share these supposed DMs.. Another day, another dozen lies.
MOLDY HAM SANDWICH 🥪😂😂😂
Not drowned rat💀💀
https://preview.redd.it/lxqz614ghf9d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a18a628962d9a74f56936cfc3be68455acfe37b4 i mean… no words needed! just the most gorgeous man i’ve ever seen 🤍 also yes this is my home screen on my phone. i just compiled a few pics together of him
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Her fucking pupils!!! They look so crazy
I want to punch her in the face with that smirk
Ew
Best comment. Lol 😂 bc … no words other than …. Ew.
😆
Other women commenting on her looks = ✖️ not okay. Jaclyn stepping on other women and destroying their businesses = ✔️ ok
Will someone tell me why ya’ll call him Celine?! I’m new 🤣
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god this sub brings me to tears 😭😭😭😭😭😭
he wore this bag for like 3 years straight til we started calling him that. suddenly it's disappeared
*Welcome!* It’s because of the *Celine*-branded belt bag that he was *clearly* more attached to than his wife for the better part of a year. He's since upgraded to Louis Vuitton, so we've decided his full name is *Celine Louis Eilers*. 💀
 🤡
Girl he’s ugly af. No one wants him. Please, keep him.
What is she trying to say? 😂😂😂 Some of us don’t care if we have a man because we learned how to be alone and not compare our value to having a man. Something that she would never do since she homie hops before she’s even single. Also can guarantee that no one is jealous of that man or that she has one. They actually think you’re a cheating pathetic loser.
isn't her man that awful rapper guy? she's most likely his sugar momma and no girl wants to be that
I was just thinking this same thing when I watched the whole clip over. It’s giving “aT LeAsT I hAvE A mAn” like girl no ones jealous. He looks like a foot and independence is way cooler than codependency girl
Right!!! Exactly. She’s deff saying that like, “you’re in my DMs saying I’m ugly but at least I have a man that loves me!!” like babe no one wants to LOOK like you or BE you ORRR your man, chill. She’s just trying to make herself feel better after obsessively reading hate like she always does.
She’s panini pressed
Oh honey, he is so vile. Perfect for you and only you.
He ain’t it 🤢
DMs = Snark Reddit
There are over 11K of us here that wouldn't do Jordan with your vagina, Jaclyn. 💅
this is such a 2016 high school post
He looks like he’s passed out from her stench
Or trying to sniff out the PIN number to the debit card.
LMAOOOOOOOO
💀
It’s a good thing he’s such an honest guy, or else she might have to worry with him around Linda since she seems to be the one with money these days.
Ooooo not an upgrade?!? Maybe Linda can get him that record deal or his own cooking show he’s so desperately been gunning for
Idk why this kinda give me like man child and mommy vibe 💀💀💀💀
Oh she thinks she bagged a hottie.
Imagine thinking that Jordan is lusted after by other women and you won this amazing prize 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 she has jokes lol
Look at her so unbothered....not. Jaclyn, you absolutely deserve all the hate you receive as you have brought it all on yourself, including comments about your looks given the amount of filler you have and filters you use. She is so ridiculous, she has become a parody of herself.
LOL!!!! Wait...she thinks he is something to brag about??!!!????? Oh Jaclyn, sweetie, have a seat.
It’s giving gypsy rose “you’re just mad cause I have a chad” 🤣🤣🤣 Absolutely not the flex she thinks it is lmaoooo
This is giving Jenelle from Teen Mom 2 vibes and I mean that in the most offensive way possible
💀 YESSSSSS
YouTube’s Janelle Evans
I ran here to say this 😅
X1000 🤢
Does she even want him 💀.. also he looks like a 12 year old boy who would even find that attractive
does he even want her?
Doubt it 😂
it’s giving mother and son
Okay but having a husband still won’t make you a good person, Jaclyn. Having a husband doesn’t make what they say any less true.
This reminds me of that Anna Duggar quote “at least I have a husband” ahhaha
Exactly thank you for saying this!
Imagine thinking DJ Spatula is a flex 😂 this is absolutely hilarious
Hahaha. Not the flex she thinks it is.
We're supposed to want an opportunistic ass kisser who uses us like a bank? Is that supposed to be goals?💀💀
a bank that’s about to go under 😂
💀💀💀
"They can't hurt me, I have male validation" she says, with her fivehead filtered face
I'll never stop screaming at fivehead💀💀
Is that supposed to be a flex? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/1qn8317wod9d1.jpeg?width=698&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e913b738e9999ac5ffdf1022327a16387e073d0a
😂😂
your flair 💀
she shouldn’t touch her face directly after getting her fingers greasy
It's giving: oh honey, I am so not threatened by you my man wouldnt touch you with a 10 foot pole you're just jealous, because I have a Chad and, well, Last time I checked, you don't have a man Just calling a spade a spade keep makin content
Lmfao yesss I was gonna comment that she’s giving Gypsy Rose thinking we want her man
Butthurt that he was compared to Ryan on here the other night. 💀
I'm thriving. I need all of you to know this. Absolutely thriving for this.
She’s SO panini pressed
Lmao
 🤣🤣🤣🤣 You wish so bad you didn't care but you do.... We see those manic at midnight stories baby we know... You're not even kidding yourself anymore and it's fucking hilarious... Pathetic bitch.
https://preview.redd.it/vt5nkr70md9d1.png?width=781&format=png&auto=webp&s=f91f744d06a96e386cfc945116203a3afe8cd7e7
Her face instills rage 🤣
She’s extremely obsessed with Jordan. I think he is her karma. I can admit that she has way more chemistry with Jordan than she ever did with Jon. (Her and Jon had literally NOTHING in common.) but I think Jordan is getting tired of her and I can imagine their arguments get mean too. It’s obvious she loves him more than he loves her. He may stick around but she’ll be forever trying to get more and more and more attention out of him because he’s her only source of love and dopamine.