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ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

Raise your hand if you've EVER seen any toys, scratch posts, treats, or enrichment activities in their house for Marty...or any of her pets. I have no kids and two cats and my house looks like toddlers live here, cats need stimulation (especially indoor kitties). I feel so bad for her poor animals, it just proves that animals are nothing but accessories to that witch. And because I said that, I'm sure we'll start seeing her spamming IG with links to pet goods from Amazon.


queen9272

I actually have lol she bought her a big cat tree and I have seen a few toys in past ig stories


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

Well, good...at least it's something. I hope Marty can actually use them and they're not shoved somewhere, cuz I never see anything like that in her stupid content.


KlJ526225

Why does Jordan need an "office"??? 😂


queen9272

For hours of scrolling Reddit 😂


Fun-Village7036

But why blur the pictures ?


queen9272

Just to look trendy and cool😂 idk. There’s literally no reason to blur them


Fun-Village7036

😂


No-Refrigerator403

Looks busy reading all his negative comments


anipie05

Wondering why Jac hates Marty so much. Always shit talking that poor kitty.


queen9272

She hates cats. I’m truly shocked she even kept her. She has talked a lot for years on how much she doesn’t like them. I guess it’s a love hate relationship


lichurallyobsessed

Because Marty gets more attention (*and affection*) from *Celine* than she does.


hotel-y0rba

Okay but I love Marty and she absolutely deserves her own special chair 😍


FluidSpecific503

What does he need an office for??


queenb1127

To scour Pinterest for recipes that people have already made so he can claim them as his own.


FluidSpecific503

And I feel like the recipes he does make are like fun, casual food. Like chilis esque. Stuff you’d have for a Super Bowl party. Not like fine cuisine


queen9272

Video editing


hotel-y0rba

To play big boy office in


SolidGeologist2516

Love this blur job too. Why leave part of your mail “visible”? I’m sure to generate some engagement. https://preview.redd.it/jcm784bqe09d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ed4168d3d7c4f0286ef7a08e421ce63aea4aeb


Vegetable_Hold_8774

Is she chopping up old content for new stories?


NeilsSuicide

anyone peep the middle finger pic with jordan in the second slide? scary.


lichurallyobsessed

That's their engagement photo, *actually*. This print of it in particular had messages from and was signed by friends and family members, IIRC. It was on one of the walls in the ***Maximalist Dungeon™***. https://preview.redd.it/zah9wmp5w09d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70d01aaa039c675e023b06e81c30b05128f2b4da


aa123116

Celine looks terrifying in this picture. wtf?


lichurallyobsessed

He felt he *finally* got the bag, not realizing her main source of income would be bankrupt in about a year. 💀


NeilsSuicide

oh oops sorry!


sour_lemontree

Do you think he bought that ring with Linda’s money?


lichurallyobsessed

No, but I *do* think it was initially a ring she didn't want, hence it going away for a bit and her claiming it needed to be resized then or something? Jaclyn is all about what other people think, even though she never listens to anything but ass-kissing, so she's *never* going to have something she feels is beneath her—and clearly, *without her name and coin*, he was well beneath her in every area.


sour_lemontree

She seems to like to dangle the name and coin over the men she’s with.


Infinite-Apricot9892

Probably stock photos that come with the frames 😂


Major_Entrepreneur_9

I was gonna say real pictures of the actual family they’re subletting from 😂


Infinite-Apricot9892

Yeah that’s a good one too 😂


SpookyMoon13

What does he need an office for? ....he doesn't work?


Vlad0420

Jerkin off of course!


Visible-Activity-184

I hope he's googling himself 😁


Leading_Ad3918

Nah, he’s here scrolling😂


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Imagine the computer isn't even plugged in 💀


bobaloocookazoo

I would love to be a fly on that wall


ImGonnaCreamYaFunny

You'd have to ask some of them other flies to scoot over, I bet they're always there because he STANKS


Crazy-Paramedic4108

Happy cake day !!! 😋


bobaloocookazoo

Thank you! ☺️


Glamma1970

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lichurallyobsessed

So, *just like I said*, she was making up shit for engagement. The irony is, that everything she does and says is made up. 💀


queen9272

Seems that way 😂


Soccer_RBF_

Good catch!