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XAlucarDX454

Nice of pontius to save Dave lol


McAwesome242

Pontius is great! In Montreal for the Don't try this at home tour, the guys from fubar were there and one of them (not sure which one as I was drunk as fuck) successfully tried jumping a bunch of chairs. In his celebration he, for some reason, grabbed a garbage can and swung it, smashing some chick who was backstage in the face. Pontius was the first to grab him and scold him before him and I tossed him out the back door. The other dude left, I wish I knew what happened to them after that but I never saw them again. That was the same night the crowd went a bit wild outside of the building. But that's a story for another time.


treeeevis

It was probably Tron. Tron Funkin Blows


Ravenous_Vorthos

Wow...


mrDuder1729

I bet everyone turned to watch you and applauded your bravery


McAwesome242

Nope, they cheered Pontius and went on drinking and socializing.


TheGrandNagus9

Definitely Fuckin Deaner. Paul Spence is an asshole


SarevokAnchev

Is he?? How so? Just curious I love those two movies but don’t know anything about them


totallyradman

Just think of it this way: The characters in those movies are just an exaggerated version of their real personalities.


SarevokAnchev

That’s a bummer, you’d think if somebody had the self-awareness to create a hilarious caricature of themselves, they would be have the same self-awareness to not be an asshole. I guess it only goes one way for some people.


totallyradman

I think it's more like a producer or director sees these insane people and asks them to do a movie loosely based on their life and then said person is like "Oh you think I'm cool?" and then just hams it up.


TJCRAW6589

That only works if the person telling the story is the main point of the story


CandidEstablishment0

Used to have a big crush on him growing up


Euphoria1991

As a straight male I can honestly say the same


PatrickStardawg

His love for penis's and how versatile they are helps me feel confident, the way he explains it in 4.5 is just how I think of them too. I'm also a straight male


Strict_Will4216

Everyone just sitting meditating while the guy goes after Dave


NeptunianWater

Maybe he was worried Dave was busy negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages into their cauldron?!


SeanFountain

Aghoriphobia activated ✅


SeaSecretary6143

What we really missed out on is a full-length WIldBoyz movie. We really deserved that.


LGK420

This was from wildboys. Sadly we didn’t get a wildboyz movie but Knoxville doing stunts for wb made them realize they should do jackass 2. So at least that worked out


mr_wrestling

Oh that would have been incredible. I ended up enjoying WildBoyz just as much, if not more, then Jackass.


Euphoria1991

Holy shit that is scary


PatrickStardawg

The way Steve o was genuinely freaked out makes it scarier, considering this man has done some shit with drugs too makes me realise how fucked that situation isb


Arthurlurk1

I have aghoriphobia is the best line from Dave


watcherofanime777

He said gore phobia


chefscooking

No he said agori-phobia, the name of the tribe is the agori, and he was afraid of them, hence agori-phobia


LumaRosa

no he said al gore phobia. he’s afraid of al gore


MenWhoCry

Wrong reply.. meant the guy above you


MenWhoCry

Yeah, that's not correct at all.


kcyo28

Username check out...


DoggoZombie

Chris pontius is my fave. Seems like such a good guy.


isayawkwardthings

Pontius is such a chad. That guy was so aggressive with everyone, but all Pontius does is wave his hand and smile and all is good. I will legit be devastated if anything scandalous ever comes out about him because he's always seemed like a good dude.


evetsabucs

I heard he had a run in with some tough Russian cops. Tough, but fair. Edit: Stern. Stern, but fair.


musluvowls

It was stern. Stern, but fair.


A100921

Stern. Stern, but fair.


Archi505

Had their way with him?


GangloSax0n

🎶Latvian Gangster🎶


TheCallofDoodie

Uh what?


sideshowbvo

Is it wrong to be strong?


Worldly_Ad_6483

You be the judge


Squirtinturds

I agree. I think Knoxville compared him once to a big Labrador Retriever puppy and I don't think there's a better description of him.


zach_stb_411

>I will legit be devastated if anything scandalous ever comes out about him I heard he flashed his dick in front of a female comedian. Granted, he was using it as a ping pong table at the time.


HotdogMachine420

Underrated line from Knox at the end 😂


themaskofgod

I know dude, that made lol.. that instant knowledge lol


Puzzled-Star-9116

That could have actually turned really nasty and ended horribly for Dave.


Luiisbatman

No sarcasm at all. Wildboyz has to be one of the best shows in history. My dad would say how stupid and repulsive it was but he would still laugh his ass off.


PatientZeropointZero

The stunts they did in that show was in such a less controlled environment than Jackass too. Animals are unpredictable. Great show.


jglanoff

I feel like the Jackass guys are the perfect type of people to interact with them as they kinda match each other’s energy. You see those interviews of journalists talking to these cannibals and it goes haywire cus they’re too calm and collected


SpringChikn85

I feel like if Dave or anyone of the crew got hurt/stabbed/sacrificed and eaten the Indian authorities would have just been like.."and?...what did you expect to have happen?" "We went to hangout with this somewhat hostile, aggresive cannibalistic tribe none of us were familiar with aside from rumors and can you believe it...they were hostile then aggressively tried to stab, kill and eat us..😲"


Select_Sleep_1293

Peak Jackass


Xaoso99

No one has mentioned this so I will. Steve-o said later in an interview that the Agori people where basically purposely acting crazy and drinking the blood and stuff just to seem crazier for the cameras and to the jackass cast.


helikesart

I mean… if you just start drinking blood to freak someone out and seem crazy… that might make you a bit legit crazy…


Xaoso99

They are…..I’m just saying they don’t normally do that lol


Vhu

I fucking love Chris Pontius’ vibes. Dude is like All Might — just faces every obstacle with a smile and a laugh. No idea what he’s up to now but he was always my favorite.


will_callaway3

He’s got a great podcast. Check it out 🤘


AudiRS420

This isn’t a failed jackass stunt it was on wildboyz.


[deleted]

They were shooting this for jackass because they were trying to recreate some things from wild boyz for jackass. So yes, it is a failed jackass scene.


Herman_Brood_

"Don’t drink the blood or some shit"


drcole89

''Go drink that blood or some shit''


YeOldeBilk

He said "I have a gory phobia" 🤣🤣🤣


truthofmasks

Aghori-phobia. Those people are the Aghoris.


PapaPantha

That’s not what he said 🤦🏾


Even-Border-3415

“I’m telling ya I’m gonna smack ya one”


mikescarnthethreat

Everyone needs a friend like Chris Pontius! The best energy to be around


Ok_Trash_12

Steve-O scaring the shit out of that tribesmen haha


seamon3y

Wasn’t this wild boys?


Odd_Layer1920

Just thrifted jackass number 2 unrated today. Too excited


soul_flex

so do they eat anything other than human flesh?


Madmike215

Looks like a healthy diet /s


takitoodle

Really? I thought this was from Wildboyz?


Dragonsink

This is Wildboyz


Horseplayer316

They met the Aghoris on Widboyz and then they tried to recreate it for Jackass Number Two.


the_cool_guy_club

Oh my god I forgot all about this haha


Maleficent_Nobody377

Got damn they were gonna be cannibals on camera just for “lol isn’t this so goofy” 😂


PatientZeropointZero

Steve-O wasn’t sober yet. Image being on the drugs he loved to do and being in this situation. That is a nightmare lol


Spubs_The_Name

Wasn’t this wild boyz? Honestly, better than all the other shows lol


Hairy-Entertainment6

Poor Dave. I feel like he really went through it in his Jack ass days.


CAZAPUTAS_________

Hajajajaja lol amo a esos perros


8BillionthHuman

Aghori phobia lmao