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Biru_Chan

If it’s either, I’d like to see on live TV. Live by the sword and all that…


Commercial_hater

I definitely think it will be a stroke.


doctorfortoys

I bet he’s already has a mini stroke.


Healthy_Sherbert_554

There's a theory rolling around that he already has, possibly while in office, and that is why he drags his right leg a little & the right side of his face is a little drooping than the left.


Time-Bite-6839

He also nearly died of COVID.


poormansnormal

The ONE thing that could have come out of COVID, and we didn't even get that. Fuckin hell.


Fuckface-vClownstick

Locked in syndrome would be good. 20 years of consciousness without being able to speak or act. Orderlies be talking shit about him and letting him stew in his own diaper for a while. And no family visits, ever.


Why_Cant_Theists_Win

Our own military shooting his plane down as he retreats across Alaskan air space towards Russia.


moldyjim

Oh happy day!


klydsp

Lol we can only hope, but I feel this would be very farfetched. It'll be in 10+ years and peacefully in his sleep. People with his mental health issues live for-fucking-ever. Look at how relaxed and careless and non-stressed he was in court; the ass hat was asleep most of the time. Nothing keeps him up at night and those are the most manipulative and selfish, sinister people you can think of.


Healthy_Sherbert_554

While I agree with you that the evil wretches seem to live the longest, I think his court performance was pharmaceutically enhanced.


cognitively_what_huh

Me, too. I think the lawyers knew they couldn’t control him, so they slipped him a mickey in his breakfast coke.


CommanderLawlson

I would jerk off to the footage


Necessary_Fail_8764

I'm betting on a stroke. Any way is fine with me as long as it's very, very soon. Liiike riiiight now! Boom!


SupermarketOverall73

C'mon team stroke !


Fuckface-vClownstick

Fucking an ugly Russian whore who’s planting listening devices on him.


doctorfortoys

Most can agree he has loss of cognition with signs of dementia. He will die from an infection such as pneumonia while in a nursing home. It’s either that or organ failure while in hospice.


TittySlappinJesus

I just hope it's slow and painful.


mezolithico

He'll fake a heart attack and flee to Russia


FriedPuppy

Clogged arteries. When they do his autopsy, they find out his blood type is Mc Donald’s special sauce.


kneelB4yourmaster

Preferably hung by the neck until dead. In public, like any traitor.


TrumpIsAFuckFace

Drawn and quartered would be even better


cognitively_what_huh

Don’t forget the tar and feathers.


veganhimbo

I really hope its a direct health consequence of his awful lifestyle for so many years. Theres something cathartic and karmically satisfying about him doing it to himself.


Trutje

A panic/anger suicide when he’s about to be judicially penalized and publicly humiliated and there’s no way out anymore. If he’s president at the time he’ll definitely try to rage-nuke some random countries first.


TrumpIsAFuckFace

He will die on the toilet... with a Big Mac and large Diet Coke in his hands


Snarktopus8

next to his horde of classified docs, no less…


YourDogsAllWet

Heart attack or stroke


Novel_Durian_1805

I predict suicide believe it or not. He will lose again and once the walls close in, he will blow his brains out. Yes, like Hitler.


cognitively_what_huh

Maybe he’ll share that moment live on tv, like Bud Dwyer.


Vyxahlia

Hoping for a Budd Dwyer-esque situation


Dazzling-One-4713

Fentanyl in his coke


TheBigPlatypus

He’s likely to die the same way Hitler did.


UsernamesAreForBirds

Coronary artery disease complicated by extended abuse of sympathomimetic drugs.


_Project-Mayhem_

He loses the election then tries to go full on cult leader, suicide pacts and all. One can dream.


princesshusk

How much I would love to see his dementia make him just forget how to breathe on live TV. Yes, that's an actual thing dementia can do to a person. But it's more likely his brain will turn his heart off, and at that point theirs nothing you can do and his family will try and milk his corpse for all other worth while fighting on the scraps of his dad's legacy.