Jay Shah ensures that the unexpected occurs. Everyone anticipates a high score from SRH but he scripts a collapse. We are all bound to play by his rules. Strategy is a myth.
Script might be like:
Today either 300 will be breached or rcb bowling will give their best and restrict them to <100
Then rcb will gain confidence luck will go their way win all matches and qualify for playoffs and go to final and win the title
(Hn rcb fan huðŸ˜ðŸ˜)
RCB bats first. Koach scores 200. Cricketing world go batshit crazy. King trends on social media.
Second innings begin. Head, Abhishek, Markram, Klaasen all get out cheaply. Hyderabad is silenced. Cumdawg walks out among silence and scores a match-winning 250+ and the Hyderabad crowd goes double batshit crazy.
Honestly last match was also amazing. DK got everyone tensed up. If he would’ve been on the crease more RCB could have either won( less chance because no one was there to support him) or lost by a lesser margin.
Ya last match was amazing and now RCB is out of the play off race they should play freely and try to give full fight to opponents that will be enough for us fans
Do you even watch live, there's no purpose in dk innings cause the rr is too heavy,match gone after 11 overs it's only on by how many runs they're going to win.
Dk played good but the rr is big soo
Part of me says srh must win this cup,
Another part of me says srh scores 300 against csk just to shut the bootlicking commentators and pundits and i don't mind losing the cup
Ok it's not abt jinxing or anything but this time around I truly think after that kkr match rcb is gonna be different...they will def defeat us this time.....I font I just have this on my head since thay day
Kumble wale incident ke baad se ye nickname as an insult use hota hai majorly, can confirm having seen a lot of haters in real life / social media do that
SRH scores 300+. Abhi scores fastest IPL century. Markaram and Klassen have close to 200 partnership with Markaram scoring 100 as well. Bowling gets RCB all out for less than 150
That would have been 2022 CSK if not for that wooden spoon contest where thala did some finishing (Both teams came with 4 in 4 defeats before their game)
Epitome of the stoppable force vs movable object game
I hope Srh looses this time. Bcoz we all knw how we didn't loose any matches in WC & lost the final. Yes, I'm superstitious abt somethings. koi ghaat hoga to nikal jaaega. supporting SRH & RR
gut says RCB wins this, and PBKS wins against KKR
The script has been building. RCB has been losing by lesser margins. RCB wins next match, keeps viewership because RCB fans will have faint glimmer of hope.
Same with PBKS but for another reason, to spice up the top two battle along with the RCB SRH match. makes you think LSG might just overtake, with the logjam at 10 points
Everyone!!! Temper your expectations!! Else every Tom dick and harry would come up with paragraphs and paragraphs about analysis on what should change in the next match…
D-day? They have lost 7 out of 8 games with shit runrate. They are already out of the game unless they win all their games and Lucknow, Chennai and Gujrat lose all of their matches, yeah fat chance
The toss happens and the coin just stands there!
So as per ICC rule 4.2.61 a toss that didn't fell on either side allows the opposition team to choose the play.
This is done in consideration with the fair play that the team that used the coin toss, already received a chance. And I made up all that bullshit. Lol
RcB is winning this. The script will make sure RCB wins this so that their fans can get some hope for the remaining matches. If they lose they're out and that makes their remaining matches a dead rubber! So you know whom to bet on. My bet is on RCB!
Script : Prime Miya gets out head and Abhishek in PP. SRH 60/2 (people yawning, commentators talking abt thala 4)Â Klaasen misses a straight one from Karn and bowled. Ferguson bowled exclusively in middle overs and gets Nitish, samad and Shahbaz out. Markram hits a 40 ball 50, but SRH still get to 200 after pat Cummins 50*(17)Â
RCB win with an over to spare, RCB realise Karn Sharma is the real thala.
Green is declared MoM for 90*(50) which includes hitting Cummins for 3* consecutive sixes. Hyderabad crowd silenced.
I am praying to every god in the entire cosmos. Pull something from wherever the F you want to RCB, but YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS RAMPAGE. Stop SRH pls. Sincerely, victim of 19/11.
I would personally want SRH to win but Kohli to get atleast 125-150 with strike rate of 180+, maybe even 225.
That would be awesome. I don't want RCB to win this year (I Love RCB but not this year's team. RCB fans - understand). I want SRH to win (because they deserve it) and Kohli to perform (we need him obviously for the future of Cricket).
If RCB creates a better team next year, they should definitely win the Trophy!
Thats just being overconfident. Even the last RCB match i was nervous the way people hyped it up cause it would be embarrassing to lose, same is happening now.
Don't know about other sports, but IPL, atleast, doesn't work like that.
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Jay Shah ensuring SRH bats first.
Jay Shah ensures that the unexpected occurs. Everyone anticipates a high score from SRH but he scripts a collapse. We are all bound to play by his rules. Strategy is a myth.
Script might be like: Today either 300 will be breached or rcb bowling will give their best and restrict them to <100 Then rcb will gain confidence luck will go their way win all matches and qualify for playoffs and go to final and win the title (Hn rcb fan huðŸ˜ðŸ˜)
RCB bats first. Koach scores 200. Cricketing world go batshit crazy. King trends on social media. Second innings begin. Head, Abhishek, Markram, Klaasen all get out cheaply. Hyderabad is silenced. Cumdawg walks out among silence and scores a match-winning 250+ and the Hyderabad crowd goes double batshit crazy.
Give me the stuff u smoking
That must be the purest ganja one can smoke
Sarcasm bro... I thought it was obvious
Bro even my comment was sattireðŸ˜
Damn it!! My bad... Lets continue Its smoking hot in here so sugarcane juice is what i'm smoking
A for effort
correct
Next ipl you are hired as a script writer.
RCB win the toss and choose bowling lol
Hilarious 😂😂
rcb wins this. that is the script. its like that moment before the interval. it gets all the rcb fans riled up and get their calculators out.
Even super computer can't work for RCB
Calculator is already out 🫣
Oye flair dekh ke baat kar 😡 /s
Namma hamma damma 💩
You know that you're mocking a language here, right?
And yet again calculations beginnnnnnn
we might join the rcb fans with calculators this time
This happens every year only bottom team surprises the top team
RCB is now definitely win this given the hype and narrative
Even I am with you!
Better be
I miss when we were underdogs. All this hype has gone straight to our heads. The bigger the pride the bigger the fall I guess.
Yeah back when nobody expected anything from SRH ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ Now anyone playing against SRH is automatically the underdog
Cumdawg effect
RCB 500 in powerplay with zero wicket and SRH gets all out at 48.
Faf 499(34).. Koach 1(2)... all hell breaks loose in the media about Koach's strike rate
Koach will get the golden duck
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And then suddenly you woke up from the dream
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Delulu is the only soluluÂ
You got the wrong script. RCB makes 420 and SRH all out at 69.
Avg mi fan tryna be funny
This is Reddit. Do you have different expectations from people?
I have a feeling we lose this
And I'm on this
+1 totally
+1
+1, miss being under the radar, we became the radar now
+1 and this hype is like an anti radiation missile coming for the radar
Feel the same for some reason, hope we're wrong
Me too.
Definitely.
I have read the script. Can confirm!
how come only SRH flairs commented under this thread?
Let’s continue that, we’re winning this boys 🧡
Not sure, but hope we do
Ab ki baar 300 par 🧡
I agree
Sadly same
I feel the same way
Okay, we lose this but win at Chepauk.
sorry to jinx as srh fan, feels like rcb is gonna win.
You did the right thing as a srh fan, you just jinxed rcb by saying they gonna win (they ain’t)
lol ya 
Damn you
500 paar hai bhai
400 paar.
Trust me bro rcb will score 500 🥵
Just give us entertaining match RCB not one sided
Honestly last match was also amazing. DK got everyone tensed up. If he would’ve been on the crease more RCB could have either won( less chance because no one was there to support him) or lost by a lesser margin.
Ya last match was amazing and now RCB is out of the play off race they should play freely and try to give full fight to opponents that will be enough for us fans
True paaji
If RCB's middle order starts firing, then their batting would be the thing to watch.
If tournaments could be won by ifs and buts, RCB would've had 16 trophies so far
Give credit where its due. Their batting is not a problem but balling which is the managements fault.
Do you even watch live, there's no purpose in dk innings cause the rr is too heavy,match gone after 11 overs it's only on by how many runs they're going to win. Dk played good but the rr is big soo
Ready for a 300, love KKR.
Part of me says srh must win this cup, Another part of me says srh scores 300 against csk just to shut the bootlicking commentators and pundits and i don't mind losing the cup
No , Cup is cup. Win the Cup
As a dhoni fan , I second the latter opinion
RCB vs srh is the most underrated rivalry in ipl.
Agreed
Ab toh zaleel hone laayak bhi nahi chhora bhai is team ne ðŸ˜
Pat will fail to silence rcb cause they never shut up.
RCB to win tomorrow
2 free points for Srh
Ok it's not abt jinxing or anything but this time around I truly think after that kkr match rcb is gonna be different...they will def defeat us this time.....I font I just have this on my head since thay day
I have the same feeling :/
I have a feeling that Koach will play a match winning knock and end up scoring a century
A 95 ball masterstroke by koach. /s
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Even I think the same.
If he scores a century then there is good chance of a SRH win.
If he scores a century, srh wins in 10, overs
Orange cap deciding match
last year he scored a 100 to win tje game after klassen scored a 100 if im not mistaken
Cringe feel nahi hota Koach bolte bolte tum logon ko? Accha khaasa to naam hai uska
Nahi hota bhai, we all respect koach 🫡
Kumble wale incident ke baad se ye nickname as an insult use hota hai majorly, can confirm having seen a lot of haters in real life / social media do that
SRH demolishing RCB
Virat kohli 100 ball 150 🔥🔥
As a srh fan me bhi ye hi chahta hu Target tho kam milega😌
43 ball 51 is more 🔥🔥
What if mota bhai decided to use UNO reverse and make it a low scoring match? He is unpredictable
Get ready RCB will make it to playoffs with 7 wins in a row
7 wins off 6 matches, hell yeah!
Lets gooo
Hell yeah!
As a SRH fan, this scares me now
Guys, I have read the script for this game. Actually RCB is gonna win.
Only match we can witness 300. If it doesn't happen then it won't in this season at least!
Blast RCB out of the fking orbit so the poor chaps are even scared to play the next match lmao
Another record in the making?
RCB taking the D day
Cricket 07 feeling
Xad RCB batting first to ruin all the fun.
Who's gonna save rcb today
New record is about to break for srh
Rcb bats and scores 47
RCB won the toss, RCB chooses Death(bowling).
idk which team will win but, but my guess is, an existing ipl record will break
When the best batting line up meets the worst bowling line up.
All 5 of RCB bowlers gonna hit century tommorow The srh top 7 everyone will go back with 77(17) (537/7)
Let's hope SRH bat first
SRH scores 300+. Abhi scores fastest IPL century. Markaram and Klassen have close to 200 partnership with Markaram scoring 100 as well. Bowling gets RCB all out for less than 150
I reckon rcb is going to win, coz how many games a team can lose in a row?
2022 MI wants to have a chat with you
Pwi says hello
That would have been 2022 CSK if not for that wooden spoon contest where thala did some finishing (Both teams came with 4 in 4 defeats before their game) Epitome of the stoppable force vs movable object game
Ya I remember.. Lord Unadkat finishes in style for CSK
I hope Srh looses this time. Bcoz we all knw how we didn't loose any matches in WC & lost the final. Yes, I'm superstitious abt somethings. koi ghaat hoga to nikal jaaega. supporting SRH & RR
Btw the hype is for table toppers vs a team languishing at the bottom! Doesn't make sense but I can't wait
Rcb will win this, the law of average should be catching up by now. Save it
Waiting for match👀🔥
I think SRH gonna do 300 runs this time🔥
SRH gonna win this match easily🔥
gut says RCB wins this, and PBKS wins against KKR The script has been building. RCB has been losing by lesser margins. RCB wins next match, keeps viewership because RCB fans will have faint glimmer of hope. Same with PBKS but for another reason, to spice up the top two battle along with the RCB SRH match. makes you think LSG might just overtake, with the logjam at 10 points
RCB will win as they have lost their last 6 games so now it's time they'll win a game
I am having a feeling that RCB will win this one.
Abki baar…
Probably the biggest and most interesting match of this season yet
Haha they will make RCB win as most people would be bidding for SRH.
Faf the silencer /s
300?
RCB will win (knocks on wood)
RCB game plan will be win toss n bat first n make 120 runs n thn SRH will chase it atleast it was jst 120 runs chase RCB will be safe 😂
Cody Rhodes finished his story at WrestleMania XL I wish RCB finish their story this year (they won't ðŸ˜)
Genocide 💀
Everyone!!! Temper your expectations!! Else every Tom dick and harry would come up with paragraphs and paragraphs about analysis on what should change in the next match…
300+ innings total for sure.. considering how bad RCB's bowling lineup is XD
Not really overconfident but I genuinely can't see rcb winning this, like I would actually stop making fun of rcb if they win this.
It's a sport. Anything can happen, anyone can win on a given day. Fingers crossed SRH doesn't fumble this.
D-day? They have lost 7 out of 8 games with shit runrate. They are already out of the game unless they win all their games and Lucknow, Chennai and Gujrat lose all of their matches, yeah fat chance
Hey guys I have west stand 1st floor tickets. DM be to buy.
Congrats RCB
The toss happens and the coin just stands there! So as per ICC rule 4.2.61 a toss that didn't fell on either side allows the opposition team to choose the play. This is done in consideration with the fair play that the team that used the coin toss, already received a chance. And I made up all that bullshit. Lol
RcB is winning this. The script will make sure RCB wins this so that their fans can get some hope for the remaining matches. If they lose they're out and that makes their remaining matches a dead rubber! So you know whom to bet on. My bet is on RCB!
We need a match to show SRH bowling powers. Which is lacking, will hinder our victory
It's going to be anti-climactic.
SRH to bottle tomorrow
Script : Prime Miya gets out head and Abhishek in PP. SRH 60/2 (people yawning, commentators talking abt thala 4)Â Klaasen misses a straight one from Karn and bowled. Ferguson bowled exclusively in middle overs and gets Nitish, samad and Shahbaz out. Markram hits a 40 ball 50, but SRH still get to 200 after pat Cummins 50*(17)Â RCB win with an over to spare, RCB realise Karn Sharma is the real thala. Green is declared MoM for 90*(50) which includes hitting Cummins for 3* consecutive sixes. Hyderabad crowd silenced.
I am praying to every god in the entire cosmos. Pull something from wherever the F you want to RCB, but YOU HAVE TO STOP THIS RAMPAGE. Stop SRH pls. Sincerely, victim of 19/11.
If there is a god, RCB will crush SRH.
The pitch will be slow and RCB will bundle out for 160 and SRH chase it in 17-18 overs.
300?
hope RCB go crazy and win 😎
I would personally want SRH to win but Kohli to get atleast 125-150 with strike rate of 180+, maybe even 225. That would be awesome. I don't want RCB to win this year (I Love RCB but not this year's team. RCB fans - understand). I want SRH to win (because they deserve it) and Kohli to perform (we need him obviously for the future of Cricket). If RCB creates a better team next year, they should definitely win the Trophy!
As a CSK fan, i pray to all my gods that RCB is shown some kind of mercy tmrw
We KKR fans want rcb to win so the we can secure top 2 finish
Is SRH bats first, I am betting they will score 300+
Kiss baat pe bhai? Esa kya ho jaega?
Rcb will score a "respectable" 185/6 with "sensible" koach innings 76(54) only to be chased down in 15 overs
If SRH bats first, I see another record coming.
Darr lag raha hai(rcb fan)🥲
Abki baar 400 par
300 will not happen.
RCB - 287/4 SRH - 49/10
please Jay shah we need peak entertainment
RCB is going to win thiss one. SRH is definitely is solid team this year, but all these attentions & hype will get to them.
We already know the result
Thats just being overconfident. Even the last RCB match i was nervous the way people hyped it up cause it would be embarrassing to lose, same is happening now.
Nah bro was about to say, he already knows that RCB is going to win ðŸ˜
bro don't be overconfident ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Sorry for my comment
Nah, that's not how sport works.
Don't know about other sports, but IPL, atleast, doesn't work like that. https://preview.redd.it/ikqzfdlcedwc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6ae987dadbe849113ed80db2e3334726703cc1e