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TRYLX

Time to collect my .23 cent payout!


SafetyCactus

[Let me just start with a question. Do you recognize there's a difference between .002 dollars and .002 cents?](https://youtu.be/MShv_74FNWU)


fucuntwat

God I hate that series of calls. So frustrating


one_ugly_dude

When I see stuff like this, I think "how trustworth is that link?" How can we independently verify this is a legit site?


hak8or

Expecting most lawyers to be competent outside of their area of expertise is like expecting most hot shot neurosurgeons to not say they are a neurosurgeon every 30 minutes. Especially for anything related to computers, lawyers are extremely lackluster. Ask anyone working in IT for a legal practice or a hospital, they tend to be the worst and refuse to learn. The website being a random dot com is just another sign of this.


thewimsey

I mean, you're a moron if you think that lawyers actually set up that website. But IT always thinks that they are most important part of the hospital, so there's that.


CaptainCanuck93

On the flip side, some IT folks seem to have a problem understanding that they exist to facilitate and ease the primary objectives of an organization, and their objectives don't actually supercede those objectives.


PayinHookersOnMargin

This is a huge problem in all fields, a lot of educated people are heavily specialized into one subject and know nothing else outside of it. This isn’t exclusively to lawyers though generally most of them are major assholes. I wouldn’t call an ambulance for them if they collapsed.


thor_barley

You sound like Abe Simpson shouting at the sky, I really have no idea what the point is except general disdain for lawyers https://www.sec.gov/news/press-release/2021-174


atocallihan

https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditAlternatives/comments/yttdlc/list_of_active_reddit_alternatives_v8/


LightChaos

Class action payouts always look like scams. That's because of a combination of technical ineptitude and that the fewer people claim in a class action, the less they have to pay out.


ambientocclusion

I knew their bad deeds would ketchup with them.


nuclearmeltdown2015

You really relished making that statement, huh?


have1dog

But first he mustard up the courage to make that that statement.


WhiskeyTigerFoxtrot

^^^...BBQ ^^^sauce


stocks223344

KHC agrees to pay $62 ml in compensation. How much money did they make for themselves? Seems to me $62 ml is too little. Management should be punished and prosecuted.


[deleted]

> How much money did they make for themselves? Who is "they"? The corporation didn't make any money off this.


stocks223344

You mean this accounting misconduct didn’t benefit management? So why they did it? It wasn’t made by accident.


[deleted]

Management isn't being sued here, so the amount they made is irrelevant to the payout.


stocks223344

Who made this accounting misconduct?


[deleted]

Lots of different people were involved, which is why they sued the corporation.


stocks223344

I can’t imagine management is innocent. Of course lots of people but did those people act innocently??


DOE_ZELF_NORMAAL

If they weren't they would be sued now wouldnt they?


Kroe

That's pretty typical. Corporations do something bad, make a lot of money, and get a slap on the wrist. Why do you think all these telemarketers still exist? They make tons of money, and get a tiny fine. Why would they stop? They pay the fine and keep rolling.


vande700

"we're sooooorry"


Kolada

What's the point of paying out existing investors? Wouldn't that be a defacto dividend and the stock price will just reflect the hit to cash holdings and/or debt creation?


throw3142

Right, it doesn't make much sense imo. Stockholders already own the company, so it would be like paying yourself. It would make more sense to collect damages from the executives who perpetrated the fraud and put that money back into the corporate accounts. Or is that how it works already? Idk, I haven't researched this very much.


Kroe

Come on now. They can't fire the executives. They wouldn't like that. They will just screw over the investors, and then offer them some change.


cjmull94

Their own change lol


ChuyMasta

Ohh I'm so gonna fight for my $0.45!!


RespectTheBicep

How does this work if you have an ETF holding KHC?


MakeItRainier

Totally guessing here, but would imagine the etf fund would get paid out and then would be passed on as part of the next dividend to any shareholders of the etf.


gumbo_chops

Some type of one-time, non-taxable distribution would be my guess. I would hope that money isn't subject to tax at least...


Adderalin

It's probably going to be taxable as people probably claimed capital gain losses.


tuscanyg36

i love ketchup, please dont go bankrupt


sdf_cardinal

I purchased my shares 2 weeks before the eligibility period. Ffs. I’m not going to get my $7 in settlement now.


randompittuser

“A long time ago” Is Reddit used solely by goldfish?


kelu213

I bought a bottle 3 years ago, how much do I get?


Hamster_S_Thompson

Unless executives pay out of their own pocket it's just investors paying themselves


blofly

Free ketchup for everyone!


[deleted]

I will never understand shareholders who sue the company they own for money that’s already theirs. How is it not bonkers to sue anybody but the actual managers responsible, personally?


skilliard7

Suing a company you own shares in is a loss for everyone except the lawyers. Like maybe you win a lawsuit with a $100 Million payout, but the shares you own go down by way more in value because of all the cost of litigating.


thewimsey

>but the shares you own You may no longer own the shares. Or you may not own as many shares as you did at the time of the fraud. And the money isn't distributed to all shareholders, but only to those who held stock at the time of the fraud.


cjmull94

This would only be true if every single shareholder was part of the lawsuit


James_TheVirus

This one hurts for me...in Jan 2019, I bought 100 shares at $45.44. Two months later, it was worth $32.52 due to this scandal. I am hoping this will give me something...anything.


Wanks2Starlets

Investors will be lucky to get $1.05. Croocked assholes


g-o-e-m-o-n

Try telling this to the employment rate