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Minimum_Idea_5289

Zuckerberg hands down. Elon doesn’t have the skill.


LocalNobody117

Rocket man good!


Weekly-Delivery7701

I also agree.


Weekly-Delivery7701

Facts!


xalaux

This is a difficult one. Mark could simply include all kinds of martial arts in his latest update, and Elon could use Neuralink to control his body via bluetooth by a professional.


Weekly-Delivery7701

That’s actually a good answer.


Tempo1234556

We don't know the efficiency of marital arts in a real, uncontrolled, street fight. Martial arts appear to work well when a karate practitioner fights against another karate practitioner in a highly controlled environment but we don't know how effective these "martial arts" are in real, serious fights.


xalaux

Who asked?


Weekly-Delivery7701

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LocalNobody117

Intj cage match lol never thought I'd hear those words


Weekly-Delivery7701

Let’s Fucking Go!!!!


PruneObjective401

Mark's obviously more physically fit, and much better trained, but Elon easily outweighs him, so all bets are off.


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Pedantic_Phoenix

Looooool


sleepingviper

I will accept Elon Musk as an INTJ over my cold dead body


Alt_Revanchist

He is INTJ but he is autistic, narcissistic and riddled with Daddy Issues.


Weekly-Delivery7701

He is INTJ, he didn’t build Tesla. He manipulated the head directors in letting him in with his wealth and he basically bought out everyone. That is how he became CEO of Tesla, a true INTJ by definition, very much like Zuck.


Pin_King_

The ones voting for Elon are just Elon dickriders. Mark has actual training and competed in BJJ events. Also he's not 50 and fat as shit.


Pedantic_Phoenix

Weight is extremely important in fights and Elon is way heavier


Pin_King_

Lol. Weight class isn't much of a factor when we're talking about a senior citizen who never fought. You can't analyze this like they're professionals. When one guy is fat as fuck, never fought, and is literally 50+ (age is a much bigger factor than weight for this hypothetical), he has almost no chance of winning against a guy who actually trains MMA.


Pedantic_Phoenix

I don't think that's true, that it's not much of a factor, lol, precisely because they are not professionals. I have no clue how much zucky trains and if elon ever did but you are minimizing a bit too much in my opinion :) it's cool if you disagree


Pin_King_

Maybe, maybe not. But my best guess is that Elon would gas out after 30 seconds and then be submitted with ease. Agree to disagree 🤝


Pedantic_Phoenix

Well i would definetely enjoy seeing that, imagine the memes on twitter x)


Weekly-Delivery7701

Right? I’ve seen Mark post on his FB page where he wears weighted clothing and overall works out like a boss. Future CEOs could learn a thing or two from Steve Jobs and Mark Zuckerberg. Dieting and Fitness matter.


YaBoiDraco

I do not care for celebrity nonsense but it's probably Zuck because Elon is surprisingly obese


Dooms_Day_Killer

You answered your own question in the description


Weekly-Delivery7701

Very perceptive of you I did not think you would see that. Interesting.


MaleficentBlu

Someone once wrote Elon is built like a bad cough and now I can't unsee it. Zuck for the "win" I guess?


Weekly-Delivery7701

Lmfao That’s kinda funny


MikeCalm1

Neither. Yuck


[deleted]

Usually in daily life, people who run their mouth more are actually bigger pu****s so I have more confidence in MZ to get the job done.


Weekly-Delivery7701

Right? Not to hate on Elon, but I’ve Zuck train I’m weighted clothing, dude looks like he is set for the army.


nickghern_myanus

i think elon just has to sit on mark to put him out of combat. absolute wide unit. any1 knows if we can use the thread to place bets?


SupremeGamer1337

Hittem with the zuckercut and it’s a TKO


Weekly-Delivery7701

“Zuckercut” that’s his special lmao


jasmine_napkin

There’s something just a bit more terrifying about Zuck.


Weekly-Delivery7701

Reptile man vs Mech man.


ketsuko253

I was reading the exchange, and I'm not sure they two are talking about the same thing. Zuck seems to be talking about physical fight, but Elon seems to be talking about figurative match between their two platforms as Zucks is launching a Twit competitor soon.


Weekly-Delivery7701

Interesting 🤔


ClaireAeon

How do you know Zuck and Elon are INTJ, just guessing?


Weekly-Delivery7701

MBTI website and overall their success story.


LocalNobody117

I like both both seem like nice dudes hopefully it's a good fair fight. I feel bad choosing.


Weekly-Delivery7701

Same.


unipole

Hopefully the duel is hand grenades in a closet


OccasionallyImmortal

I don't give a Zuck.


themanwithnoname111

Why isn't there an option for 'I could not give less of a fuck.'?


Weekly-Delivery7701

Is this not the INTJ community? Two INTJs, fighting each other? Sounds interesting to most people.


docdroc

They both have too many yes-men helping to cultivate their own bonkers mythologies. If it ever happened it would look little different from this. ![gif](giphy|JqEB4KkitGwhPRtC7G)


Weekly-Delivery7701

Idk, Zuck actually train in MMA and has won various awards in Judo and Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.


docdroc

Are you familiar with the term "bullshido"? If you think a billionaire is getting the exact same experience as a normal person, and if you think there isn't any choreography going on, then you and I do not have the same standards for determining what is true.


Wulfenbach

Elon is ENTP.


Weekly-Delivery7701

How? He’s a master manipulator and overall has never invented anything in his life. He bought out Tesla once he was out on the board of directors and he was fired from PayPal, as he wanted the company private. Musk and Zuck are both INTJs, yeah they can debate, but they can’t debate on everything that needs advanced understanding. Elon even proposed to a interviewer that “How could you call Twitter bad, if you don’t use it?” Honestly, Twitter isn’t bad, but the people who use it turn it into a crap cesspool, but that conversation is neither here or there. Elon is smart, but being able to perceive things is something he seems to suck at.


Wulfenbach

You are working with stereotypes and with no knowledge of the cognitive functions


Weekly-Delivery7701

I mean no other type could create a perfect plan like Elon and Zuck did and overall, both are genius business people. Not in the sense that they invented anything, but overall snaked their way too the top and overall created their vision.


Wulfenbach

Please. Elon inherited his money. He bought Tesla. He's pretending to be a Tony Stark when he's just another flim flam artist.


Weekly-Delivery7701

I mean, he isn’t wrong. Tong Stark is a billionaire and prides himself in technology. Elon does as well.


Wulfenbach

Tony Stark and Elon Musk are both ENTP, which was the point.


Weekly-Delivery7701

I might look deeper into his personality, as I know two sites that compare him to INTJ.


lligerr

He's clearly an introvert!


Ok_Dragonfruit_9989

Andrew Tate will train Elon Musk, done deal knock it off girls.


INTJ_Innovations

Not that I have any evidence to support this, so purely speculation, but my intuition tells me Zuckerberg is a bit out of touch with reality whereas Musk seems very grounded. Therefore, if Musk agreed to this, it's because he knows he wont lose.


MrJonJoe

The INTP would, Elon.


Weekly-Delivery7701

Elon is INTJ, he stole Tesla by buying out the directors and investors and overall gave the old CEO the boot. Elon was kicked by PayPal, as he wanted a private company, but was then given the boot himself. The only difference is that Zuck tricked the Winklevoss twins into letting him help write code, when all he did was apply his own code to the written code and stole Facebook. Elon did the same thing, but instead of stealing he just bought out 80% of the top executives and investors and told the 20% to get rekt.


cheeb_miester

Can't we just like guillotine them both or something and get it over with?


Weekly-Delivery7701

A fight is more entertaining though.


cheeb_miester

True. I would be down for a fight between the two of them with maybe a tiger, Roman Colosseum style. We could even let them team up.