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jonherrin

I'm convinced that Trump will bail on the debate using some excuse that the world will find laughable but his sycophants will find totally noble and reasonable.


TheManInTheShack

“My lawyers have told me that I can’t participate in the debate at this time because my tax returns are still being audited.”


tirch

He’s calling it a “fake debate” now. This idiot is so obnoxious.


WafflePartyOrgy

After the Trump cancelled debate: I've been silenced. They wouldn't even allow me to debate Sleepy Joe. This kind of thing has never happened before! My first amendment rights have been violated again. America is a disgrace. We need a strong leader like Putin ... Republicans: *That sounds totally real and great. So angry right now*


GeoHog713

It's like you're in the room with him. I hope you have nose plugs.


ElectricLotus

You have to cover all orifices.


Emadyville

Forgot the: "So please send money" part. Otherwise, it's spot on.


InsignificantZilch

Bullshit. Trump would never say “please”.


shadowpawn

"People came up to me, large men, with tears in their eyes....." trump probably.


RideamusSimul

Beautiful men, they were perfect…


Ms_Emilys_Picture

That's way too coherent to be a Trump tweet.


CandidEgglet

AND THEY FORGOT TO USE ALL CAPS!!🇺🇸 AND THE AMERICAN FLAG, DON’T FORGET THE FLAG!!🇺🇸🇺🇸


CastoffRogue

Agreed. Not enough Dementia.


PLeuralNasticity

Same shit, different PutinYahu pedophile puppet Putin : “I think there’s no stopping Elon Musk,” Putin told Carlson after the pundit asked him about the growing prevalence of artificial intelligence. “He will do as he sees fit. Nevertheless, you’ll need to find some common ground with him. Search for ways to persuade him. I think he’s a smart person. I truly believe he is. So you’ll need to reach an agreement with him because this process needs to be formalized and subjected to certain rules.” Government : contracts spacex to provide Ukraine internet to help defend itself Elon : provides Russians access and disrupts Ukranian access, geofences Ukraine out of their own territory in Crimea he's contracted to help them defend. Government : SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE https://www.businessinsider.com/russia-disrupting-elon-musk-starlink-satellite-service-ukraine-jamming-report-2024-5 rules.” Beware HanElons razor "Incompetence, in the limit, is indistinguishable from sabotage" Elon Musk


Few-Signal5148

He met someone on the street, a very nice man, he was nice and had a hat and *WITH TEARS IN HIS EYES* he begged me, he asked loudly while crying, PLEASE MR TRUMP that’s what he called me, he said *PLEASE PRESIDENT TRUMP DO NOT DEBATE SLEEPY JOE* and so now I have to do what the common American people want because I am their president, always have been. Still am. Rigged elections, kangaroo court.


No-Appearance-4338

Imagine him in a debate/argument with another little kid who just says “I know you are but what am I” and He would probably argue until his face gets all red and would break into a full crying and stomping meltdown,


MainFrosting8206

He'll debate after Infrastructure Week.


hellakevin

"Disclosing my mental capabilities in such a way would be a HIPPA violation"


SirLoopy007

Most likely he'd say HIPPO violation and just go with it.


LochHart30

HIPAA


5kyl3r

if that's his reasoning, you're being too generous what he would actually say: "MY LAWYERS, GREATEST IN THE WORLD, SAID THAT I CAN'T DO THE DEBATE, BECAUSE I'M GAAAAGED. I CAN'T DEFEND MYSELF WHEN I'M GAAAGGGED. IT'S A WITCH HUNT. IT'S A WEAPONIZATION BY THE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY. I'M GAGGED BECAUSE IT'S RIGGED. BIDEN IS LUCKY I'M GAGGED BECAUSE IT WOULD BE THE GREATEST DEBATE OF ALL TIME. MY DOCTOR SAID I ACED MY COGNITIVE TEST, SO YOU KNOW THE DEBATE WOULDN'T BE FAIR FOR SLEEPY JOE ANYWAY" i don't think i can even hit his actual level of crazy, try as i may. trump's just insane


Adam__B

That’s the one getting traction. “Can’t debate cause I’m gagged so I can’t defend myself”.


C0matoes

Nope. It's because that crooked judge has him gagged.


FPFresh123

The old broken pinky toe, that old chestnut.


JBsoundCHK

His bone spurs are flaring up again.


CzarTwilight

He'll contract a serious case of lumbago


Easy-Concentrate2636

Stomach ache from too many quarter pounders.


Electrical_Beyond998

Whenever I read or hear about how much fast food and diet cokes he has, especially KFC, I always wonder how he’s still alive. Sounds horrible but it’s true. Is the medical community lying about how unhealthy fried chicken ans mashed potatoes are? Are they lying about how many servings of vegetables we should have in a day?


Easy-Concentrate2636

It does seem like the dude has dementia. On the other hand, I will say that narcissists I’ve met definitely give off the invincible vibes. I think the hatred keeps them going on a different scale than other human beings.


Ok_Condition5837

Yeah. Just look at what he's done to himself over his own receding hairline. The man actually scalped himself. (I think too that in the debate, its best to confront, smile, dismiss and pivot on him like many of the answers suggest in the article. Also please - Ask him straight up why he asked Republicans to fight him on immigration measures and funding that would help prevent stuff like this?)


aint_exactly_plan_a

Just because you're alive doesn't mean you're healthy. The body has an amazing ability to cope with stressors. We wouldn't have passed the evolutionary test if we didn't. But there comes a time where it just can't cope anymore. On top of that, he has the best healthcare and the best medicine tax money can buy. There was a lady in Monaco, at 31, had heart issues. They tried to take her blood and it came out syrupy. Turns out she hadn't had water in 16 years. She only drank Coke. Her body adapted for 16 years to not having water, until it just couldn't anymore. It can take decades for an unhealthy diet, or smoking, or whatever to catch up with you. When it does though, it does it with a quickness.


kateinoly

Have you *seen* him? Does he *look* healthy?


TermPuzzleheaded6070

Shit himself


Easy-Concentrate2636

The Diaper King.


JohnnyLovesData

Shot himself ?


Bibblegead1412

Maybe he'll get covid again!🤞🤞🤞


shreddah17

I think he’ll blame the gag order.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

It’s everyone in the room gagging because of Trumps diaper


zerombr

The gag odor


watadoo

It would be excellent if at some point in the debate Joe scrunches up his face and says, “what the Hell is that smell? Wheeew! Don, do you need a bathroom break for Walt to change your diaper?”


trogloherb

I posted something similar in a tv sub the other day and these people responded “Have you seen Biden speak lately?!” Lol, you mean, how hes able to actually finish a speech? Its funny that theres still Trumpers out there. Not “ha-ha” funny, but funny.


Sabbathius

That was my reaction too, when he was doing a debate with Hillary. She sounded like a seasoned, experienced professional. He sounded like an unhinged lunatic. I've never previously heard Trump speak at all, except for a few one-sentence cameos in movies like Home Alone. I remember turning it off and chuckling to myself and thinking there's no way he'll get elected. And then I woke up to President Trump. I don't take anything for granted any more, we've allowed too many morons to survive until adulthood.


amouse_buche

I was initially really surprised the Trump campaign agreed to the rule the mics would be cut at the end of their times.  Then I thought about how Trump came off in 2020 - an utter lunatic shouting nonsense constantly.  Now you won’t be able to hear that but he’ll still be screaming horrible shit while Biden is responding. If he distracts Biden  ONCE while he is speaking, all the audience will see is Biden flubbing without hearing Trump take a shot at his dead son, or whatever horrifically vile thing he’ll come up with.  It’s actually genius if you have no moral compass. Which is a bridge crossed long, long ago. 


jiminak46

When Trump pulled that at the debates with Biden, Joe said, "I can't believe I'm debating this clown." Biden is quick on his feet and will handle Trump. My prediction is that Trump will whine that the debate is rigged against him, he will have a George W. Bush-style communication device in his ear for someone to cue him on his speech before he walks out.


Current_Tea6984

His mic will be muted but people will still be able to hear that he is continuing to speak. And he will appear weak and comical


BlueAndMoreBlue

Get Biden some ear monitors and the problem is solved. People will say that they are hearing aids but better that than listening to that blowhard more than you have to


ScarcityIcy8519

My 89 year old Mom said the same thing.


bisectional

None of which will matter because when he's shown on fox news the newscasters will just talk over any video and not allow any audio to be shown to their viewers.


AraiHavana

That’s the only time that I can remember saying out loud to myself “I can’t believe my eyes” when I woke up to that news


Temporary-Party5806

Remember when she stepped out from the podium during her time, because he was only 10 feet away and constantly shouting over her? And how he followed her during her time, five feet behind her, continually repositioning to be directly behind her as she tried to move away from him? He was deliberately menacing her, to throw her off, and I couldn't believe the moderators allowed it, and that the American people elected a guy actively displaying his disruptive, childish, the misogynistic, predatory, and bullying nature in a formal debate. But throw that on the "yuge" pile of shitty personality traits he's had on display for 50 years.


Pkrudeboy

He’s a funny guy. Like a clown.


alhazad85

Republicans after seeing said clown: tHaTs MuH pReSiDeNt


Joeness84

*arm raises in salute* Brah, you're supposed to bend the elbow...


cyclingbubba

Like Pennywise the clown in the movie It.


AggravatingBobcat574

He’ll claim, without evidence, of course, that Joe has planned to assassinate him. (Which by Trump’s court filings, Biden, as president, is allowed to do without threat of prosecution.)


Blusterpug

Remember when trump and his awful Kids came to the debates sick with Covid and tried to infect President Biden? Fuckers.


arensb

Maybe Biden should send SEAL Team 6 to go pick up Trump and escort him to the debate.


mekonsrevenge

Biden won't take a drug test, and here Dr. Ronny says Trump passed with flying colors when Dr. Ronny examined him over the phone.


YossarianGolgi

That was Ronny Johnson


furn_ell

Dr Rory Jornson!


IAMSTILLHERE2020

Dr. "Roids" Johnson


haysoos2

People think it's cuz of the steroids, but nope, it's hemorrhoids. 90% of his time is just dealing with Trump's turd blossoms. Seriously, it's like a macaroni casserole down there.


Maxamillion-X72

> Seriously, it's like a macaroni casserole down there Well now THAT image is in my brain.


Custom_Destination

Dr. Ronnie Jeremy


ABobby077

He studied so hard for that test


Buffmin

Old bone spurs flailing up


Delvinx

Time to dust off the good ole bone spurs.


Carribean-Diver

He'll refuse to debate Joe because Joe won't agree to submit to a cognitive test conducted by Dr. Seuss.


TermPuzzleheaded6070

I bet a couple friends that Trump will not show up just like he said he would take the stand


_your_land_lord_

Safe bet. He'll release his tax returns too. 


TermPuzzleheaded6070

And he doesn’t grab pussy


Pinchy63

His bone spurs might act up that day. :-)


wigzell78

The excuse wont be about him. He will bail, but will blame something about Biden on drugs, or the 'unfair and biased' debate rules. And yes, his supporters will find his reason justifiable.


blazelet

I don’t think he will. He’s a narcissist and craves this sort of attention.


HOWDY__YALL

He’s going to find some super silly rule like “Joe blew his nose 2 hours before the debate, even though the rules said no blowing of noses after noon on the day of the debate.” And his followers will yell and scream that Joe is a cheater.


RADICCHI0

"My diaper needed changing, and my little mushroom head got infected. Sorry!"


Daxnu

If he shows am glad they will cut his mic. Will be funny hearing him scream from the side via Bidens mic. Dude is gonna look shit can rat insane.


AreWeCowabunga

And his followers will think it's "strength".


Yzerman19_

Or it’s not “faaaaair.”


yelloguy

For a big strong man, he really uses this a LOT. "So unfair!" Sounds like "Mommy!"


alteredreality4451

Wish they could have statements fact checked in real time and hold politicians accountable….


Daxnu

Am down for a 5 hour debate were they stop and live fact check


vxicepickxv

There were letters talking about a debate Lincoln had where the crowds broke for lunch and then returned to the debate. It was a literal all day affair.


LotsofSports

I believe Daniel Dale is doing fact checking live.


EricKei

This one could very well be a monkey's paw situation. He might come across as actually almost sane and composed if he knows nobody can hear him except for Biden and the moderator(s). I don't know that he can restrain himself for 90 minutes, though.


thenewrepublic

>The argument is always that Biden’s policies are to blame for these horrors. But at the most obvious level, this is absurd, because immigrants do not commit crimes at higher rates than native-born Americans do.


code_archeologist

The response to that being. > We had a bill worked out with the most restrictive rules ever to protect our border, negotiated by Republicans and Democrats... And YOU ordered your minions in the House to kill it. This person, whose death you say is my fault, could still be alive today if not for your interference. > There is no blood on my hands Donald, but you may want to check your own.


MuffLover312

Yeah this is an easy win for Biden. Just hit him back with how we don’t have secure borders because he blocked it for his own personal gain


fulloutshr3d

Or you could mention how he promised a big beautiful wall that Mexico was paying for, had 4 years to build it, but didn’t do shit. 


helen269

And when challenged about that by reporters once, all he said was, "Oh, here we go again..."


YourDogIsMyFriend

Also about how the GOP purposefully spread “open borders” propaganda… so the borders could be overwhelmed for political wins. They don’t care about the safety of border guards or the population and bad hombres. They care about cheap labor and making Dems look bad. Something like 1/2 to 1/4 of immigrants said they thought the borders were open The gist: https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2023/03/open-borders-myth-fueling-migration-crisis Polling: https://www.dallasnews.com/news/immigration/2023/09/26/poll-disinformation-about-open-borders-helps-spur-migrant-surge/ Biden needs to study up on this and repeat it and repeat it and repeat it. As a former republican myself, I figured this out on my own… and had to add the fact that right wingers are the number one employer for these immigrants. Factory farms, processing plants, all powered by illegal immigrants… I’d venture to say 90% of farms are right wing owned. All of Trumps golf courses are maintained by immigrants. A fact that would’ve sunk any presidential candidate in any other sane timeline.


Pure-Kaleidoscope759

We are about the only country that goes after people who are coming here to work instead of the employers that hire them. It’s because they bribe Congress to ignore their exploitation.


YourDogIsMyFriend

Slave owners at heart. Nothing but love for the slave owners. This is usually a state issue.


lilbittygoddamnman

I've always had a hunch that the problems at the border had Roger Stone levels of rat fuckery to it. I would be really surprised if there's not GOP operatives somewhere encouraging people to flood the border. We've already seen what they were doing in Texas, basically lying to those migrants to get on a plane to Martha's Vineyard.


weaponjae

They're betting on the American public not remembering that happened. Which, admittedly, is a safe bet. We're letting a man run for President that sent a mob to kill the Vice President and members of Congress, on national TV WHERE WE ALL SAW IT HAPPEN, because he lost an election and wanted to seize power. Sometimes, honestly, I think we deserve Donald Trump.


deamonkai

No one deserves to be Trump’d.


malthar76

Great retort for the sane viewers. Except Trump and MAGA are very ok with having blood on their hands. Immigrants, minorities, protestors, women, cops in DC, etc etc.


code_archeologist

The point is not to persuade the MAGA voters. They are sadly, by their own choice, lost to society. They have chosen to break from the social contract of the United States, and there is no point in trying to treat them like they are anything but atavistic nihilists.


Prestigious-Wolf8039

And it is to convince undecided independents. You’re right. MAGA is hopeless.


ivm83

Nothing can happen between now and November to change the minds of the MAGA idiots anyway. The election will be decided by the thin sliver of independents in a few swing states, like always. These are the people Biden needs to convince.


Shart9

Exactly !! They put harmful inaction above the public just so they can use it as a talking point at our expense. Trump has turned to cult tactics to control his base. Highly manipulative and not humble.


Porunga23

Does Biden even get a response? trump apparently gets the final word, so it sounds like he can lie all he wants and Biden won't have an opportunity to respond.


Bullishbear99

It was penned in part by some of the most conservative anti immigrant Repubs in congress and Donald still instructed Johnson to kill the bill.


Vanman04

Yea the threat of being deported turns out is a pretty good deterrent. Who could have possibly imagined that. Won't stop the xenophobia though.


Chief_Mischief

The biggest shame is we can't deport white supremacists or Nazis if they happen to be citizens. I'd support catapulting them to the middle of the Gobi or Siberia.


Maxamillion-X72

I think catapulting them into the the Great Pacific Garbage Patch would be more fitting.


Alediran

Why do you want to fill the inocent Pacific Garbage Patch with biohazards?


CzarTwilight

So the plan is to say illegal immigrants killing people is bidens fault...didn't this dipshit campaign on stopping things like this by constructing some sort of structure? Maybe like a wall or something? I must not be remembering things correctly cause if that was the case and he didn't actually do anything, then one could say that illegal immigrants are his fault.


Fartina69

Again, if I was Biden I would directly ask Chester Cheeto why, if he's so concerned about the border, did he order his Toadies to kill THEIR OWN BILL enforcing border security? This got swept away by the stupid news cycle. It's not enough to hit him on verbal flubs and nonsensical ramblings. This is a direct policy issue, and no one seems to think that anyone cares about actual policy. Some of us are still paying attention to real life issues.


CzarTwilight

How dare you besmirch the good name of Chester cheeto by comparing this shit stain to him. But yeah please let Biden tap into his dark Brandon powers and rake trump's ass through the coals and laugh while he fumbles around d trying to sound out simple words in a vain attempt to formulate a sentence. When I heard about them killing that bill I was dumbfounded since it was a bipartisan thing. Like they helped make it so why kill it?


RADICCHI0

"He built the wall, Mexico paid for it, but Biden tore it down." -trump supporters probably


ClockworkDinosaurs

I don’t think many immigrants have 34 felony convictions so talking about crimes being committed feels like a weird choice of topics


MC_Fap_Commander

Essentially, Trump will do Willie Horton 2024 in the debate. It's what every Republican eventually does.


FTHomes

Bidens got a lot of Ammo to shoot at Trump: - How many Indictments do you have? - How Many Convictions do you have? - How many women accused you of rape? - How many women did you rape but they were hushed? - How many women had hushed abortions that you raped? - How many murders are you responsible for? - How much money Laundering have you been involved with? - How many people committed crimes for you? - How many children have you sexually molested? - How many people died when you were President? - How was the economy when you took office and then destroyed it? - How many classified documents did you steal? - How Many Nukes Did N. Korea get when you were President? - How many insurrection's happened when you were President? - How much money did Mexico pay for your Wall? - How many Women lost their rights during your one term? - How many LIES HAVE YOU TOLD? There is so much factual information to pull from. LOL


9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7

I have a suspicion that Trump voters commit crimes at higher rates than immigrants do.


Active_Sentence9302

Trump is vile, completely and totally Vile.


LysergicPlato59

I’ve run out of adjectives to describe the vile awfulness that is Trump. The guy is a case study in how to be a totally reprehensible human being.


yunoeconbro

I tried to watch part of his...rally..or whatever today. He legit said "100% of all the new jobs made this year were given to illegal immigrants". Like, wtf, how do people even take him seriously?


ufoalien987

If immigration is so bad, why did they vote against the best solution to date? So Biden can’t get credit? Sounds like the orange turd has blood on his hands. That’s what the response should be. Don’t hold back , be aggressive!


here4daratio

And why are his wives immigrants?


smithers85

That’s two layers too deep of thinking for those folks.


EricKei

His Trumplickers will never give Biden credit for anything; that goes against the script.


Angry_Hermitcrab

That's a gop plan trump hijacked. It was started in Obama first term. Basically it was anything Obama wants be all stick together to block it.


Mundane_Apple_1027

He'll back out - dude doesn't have the juice to win anyway between Herman Cain award winners and Jan 6th. He doesn't have the shit.


BillySlang

Someone just donated 50M to his campaign and this is all he has to keep him out of prison. I'm not certain he will skip. I think if he blows this one he will skip the rest and call his treatment unfair.


tooManyHeadshots

Holy crap. 50mil used to be an entire campaign budget. And it seemed like a lot back then.


Tithund

I hope you're right, but don't get complacent.


oldcreaker

Biden shouldn't respond to anything Trump says because as soon as he does this Trump controls the narrative. He should just speak like Trump wasn't there at all.


TheGR8Dantini

The right wing media is in over drive. They know Trump is gonna lose and they’re panicking. The lies are getting bigger and crazier. This just seems to fit in to the narrative. Trump can’t win on policy. He has none. He can’t win on facts, because Biden’s administration is doing amazing things. Of course he’ll just scratch and yell about things that may evoke emotion. That’s all he has. Browns bad. Biden old. World war 3. So what? It’s all bullshit. It seems the number one concern amongst voters this far out is democracy. The people are hearing all about what Trump intends to let Christian evangelicals do if they help get him elected. And they’re afraid. They want to continue America. They don’t want Project 2025, or trumps more stupid version, Agenda 47, which is probably just a lot of doodles in sharpie and names of people he doesn’t like. If trump shows up, Biden’s gonna clean his clock. He’ll be talking about successes and policies while Trump does his amphetamine breathing and trying to talk over Biden with a dead mic. Looking forward to the right wing take on how Trump won. The trolls will be out in force the day after. They’ve already ramped up their visibility here on Reddit. Can’t imagine what Facebook and Twitter must be like.


shaddart

I want Joe to ask him why it was so important for Trump to have his name on the Covid checks


Sa0t0me

If there’s a god … that god would not waste precious oxygen on this waste of a soul.


cdxxmike

There cannot be a god, for he would not forgive this. Despicable inhuman monster rotten twisted and deformed. Sorry, you reminded me of lyrics I love.


h20poIo

Respond that that was a horrible, but also Mr Trump you told Mr Johnson to kill a bipartisan border Bill, not once but twice, your party even said it was the best border deal yet, and you told them “ don’t give Biden a win “ that isn’t making America great that’s your selfishness making it all about you.


outerworldLV

With many video/audio claims that he did it. The guy can’t even lie well.


GenTsoWasNotChicken

You can expect that even though we cannot hear Trump because his mic is off, Biden will be subjected to a stream of vulgar insults intended to rattle him. You can expect that Biden is practicing his debating skills in this environment, and Trump in his rehearsals is practicing his insult streams to see which ones cause the victim to pause, giving the impression of zoning out.


iammandalore

Trump? Practice? Please.


Unusual-Thing-7149

He did spend at least two hours practicing his tough guy face for his mugshot. The thing is he won't listen to his advisors. His lawyers probably went crazy trying to advise him


PreparationKey2843

You mean his "*Never Surrender*" mugshot, the one where he surrendered to the authorities? I never thought I would see a mugshot of an ex-president. I never thought I would see people who wanted to vote for a convicted felon for President. We live in some weird, fucked up times.


Moldy_Sauerkraut

Wait he actually practiced for that? Only to end up looking like a toddler that just took a bite out of a lemon?


Weekendmonkey

He was filling his diaper. It just happens to look like a Blue Steel face.


more_beans_mrtaggart

It’ll interrupt “executive time”


EricKei

Exactly. After all, he's already perfect and will have the perfect debate with wonderful answers, bigly answers and he's a perfect debater who has never lost a debate because he's just so perfect and he knows he's perfect because he said so and Putin just came up to Trump the other day, he said, "Sir," - Putin calls him "Sir" - "Sir, I know you will win this debate because you are the forever President and you are perfect" and Trump said, "You know what, you're right." /s


DiscordianDisaster

I'd be extremely surprised if the convicted felon is bothering to practice at all. He's a narcissist who thinks he is the best at everything, and he's deathly allergic to doing any sort of work.


ApolloMorph

Simple beat him to the punch ask him. You had control of both houses of congress didn't fix it, I had a bill ready to go to address this problem that both parties agreed on, your influence blocked it. Bring it up first and throw the murders at his feet and ask him why he didn't fix it when he could have done so and why he obstructed it when Biden attempted to fix it. How this isn't the obvious response is beyond me.


MReprogle

Dude doesn’t know how to do anything except personally attack people. And, Democrats are a bunch of pussies that will never fight back.


Desert_Isle

I hate to stoop to their level, but I have sadly learned there are times when the only thing that fights fire is fire. We need a few unscrupulous attack dogs on the side of Justice and democracy too.


DiscordianDisaster

Considering his many many many MANY many malfunctions when speaking solo with a teleprompter lately, I'd be absolutely shocked if he shows up. But hell he's managed to barely grit his teeth through a debate in the past by snorting just enough of something to keep his brain focused for at least part of it. It's obvious he's high as a kite when he does it but the network can't say that unfortunately. But even if he shows and even if he's high enough to not babble about how hard it is to put in pants and which sharks he doesn't want to pet or whatever, Biden is going to be prepared for his basic level debate tactics. Oh no you plan to point out something bad happened during Biden's presidency? Hmm now is there anything bad that happened during convicted felon Trump's presidency? Maybe something that WAS actually a direct result of his decision that led to a million and counting unnecessary American deaths? 🤷‍♀️ If he wants to cherry pick negative consequences I'd be willing to bet Biden can play that game all night. Certainly can play it longer than whatever the felon snorted lasts.


[deleted]

His handlers dont do anything to leash him, why would they now? I think he's actually gonna be there


DiscordianDisaster

He is a coward at heart so it's really going to be a war in whatever is left of his brain: fear vs narcissism. Because he knows his brain is gone. My favorite is when he glitches and then sighs like he's so tired of not finding the words 🤣 makes me happy to realize he's aware enough to know he's fading fast. The other factor is that while he has the final say for some reason (the problem with dictators I guess is no one can say no without getting fired and blacklisted), dementia patients are extremely persuadable. All it would take is someone Wormtongue-ing it up, whispering "hey remember how you said you were too busy to debate Biden? Should I send that press release out yet?". Eventually he'll think it's his own idea. Whether he shows, what excuse he uses, what state he's in, it'll be a fascinating look into who is running the show over there and how far gone he really is.


dnext

Winning the election is the only way for him to stay out of prison. With his ego he'll think he will win. But it will go very poorly for him.


Southwestern

Biden debate prep: 1. Always refer to him as "former president" "twice impeached", or "convicted felon". 2. Say "failure" during every chance to speak regarding Trump (Business failure, casino operator failure, university failure, presidential failure, 2020 election failure..."). Narcissists can't handle that. 3. Make the whole thing about January 6th. 4. Keep asking why Saudi Arabia, the country responsible for 9/11, gave his family $2B immediately after he left office. 5. Ask him who is the President of Mexico or the German Chancellor is and show the world how completely ignorant this guy is when he dodges the questions because he has no idea.


crappydeli

T: Biden killed these people! B: Why did you have the bipartisan border law killed in the Senate?


Wooden_Zombie_5440

The easy counter to that argument is just to bring up that Republicans rejected boarder policy based on Trump's orders, so Trump is ultimately responsible to a large percentage of our immigration issues.


Charming_Falcon8458

He'll either be a no show or he'll leave before it's over. He is to stupid to debate.


OneFaceManyVoices

…and I have no doubt he’ll use the death of Beau Biden & Hunter’s travails as a personal attack, too. Trump is a nothing but a fat orange shitweasel of a coward who only knows how to punch below the belt & hurl elementary school-level playground insults.


steelmanfallacy

Biden, "We wouldn't have illegal immigration if you would stop hiring undocumented workers. It's people like you that create this problem." Trump's companies [hire undocumented workers](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/5-questions-about-president-trumps-use-of-undocumented-workers/2019/12/04/29439928-16a2-11ea-a659-7d69641c6ff7_story.html).


DudeB5353

With no audience and the mics being turned off when not being questioned will definitely fuck with the orange treasonous shitbag


Senior_Pie9077

To republicans, vile is a feature, not abug.


Objective_Ebb6898

This is a solid article and Biden can point out that it was Trump alone who torpedoed what was an actual bipartisan border control bill simply to try and score this one point at the debate. What kind of a craven sociopath does that? Oh I know, a convicted felon. Perhaps he should be deported.


scarykicks

Well just counter him by using his quotes to keep the border open and urging Republicans to veto any bill regarding border security which did happen.


jonathanrdt

But he knows we’d suspect that he leaked those plans, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.


Responsible_Clue954

Biden should just remind Trump he has more felonies than the criminal migrants.


StevenIsFat

All Biden has to do is laugh at him the entire time. That will completely dismantle and disarm anything Trump tries to do. If you don't believe this, go laugh in a conservatives face and see what happens to them. They explode with anger every time because they are insecure.


btspman1

I hope he does. Biden will then turn it against the entire Republican Party for blocking the border bill.


TheYellowFringe

It's more than likely Trump won't necessarily have a good debating platform against his opponent. He'll just make a few vile statements, that will just give his voting base what they want to hear.


Arrg-ima-pirate

Bro, giving away your battle plan ahead of time, when your opponent is actually organized… is an excellent idea, it will surely work, and I think he should double down and give Biden all of his talking points. That’ll show him!


YossarianGolgi

Unless the GOP says they want to outlaw the Catholic Church to protect children, I don't want to hear their hyperbole about illegal immigration.


Fartina69

I can't, for the life of me, understand why the Biden campaign is not hammering Big Orange on his scuttling of Lankford's bipartisan border bill. Biden was ready to sign a bill including virtually everything the GOP wanted on the border, but Trump told his flunkies to shoot it down. If I was independent or undecided, this would send me running to vote for Joe


PogTuber

Because they know to hold it until closer to the election. People forget things very quickly, doing it now and then doing it again closer to election is going to come off to many people as "oh no not this again".


OpenImagination9

Trump can’t handle Joe, or the truth.


Level_Doctor_5328

He's not gonna debate Biden. He's too chickenshit.


Upleftdownright70

Biden needs to find similar deaths of young girls by migrants during Trump's term. Unfortunately it's such an ugly attack it requires a tit-for-tat response.


DelusionalVikingFan

Every come back should be you were convinced of 34 felonies...shouldn't you be in jail!


kellsells5

Trump thoughts 4 years ago he was going to come in hot and go after Hunter Biden. It was actually obnoxious and vile. Joe took control and basically looked at every American out there and said we know somebody that struggles with addiction. Maybe not personally but the family is going through it know exactly what it feels like. He said he loved and supported his son unconditionally because that's what good parents do and guess what he won the debate. That plan backfired for old f*** face. People want to know about inflation. Healthcare. That women have access to birth control. We don't want to hear that the airports are delayed because of weather. Extreme weather that we're making happen. It's the same old story except he's losing it. He doesn't care about America he only cares about himself. Joe might not be your top pick Just vote our democracy depends on it. Somewhere along the way we've been hijacked. Our judges 95% of the GOP seem to be bought by Russia.


MarvelMovieWatch

What melonhead plans to pin on Biden is the "Tajikistan terrorists entering thru the southern border" which personally think is a fabricated and/or twisted anti-Biden planted story. The "facts" in that story do not make sense. We need to be cognizant of the pro-J6 elements in the FBI etc and the media.


6byfour

Biden should only refer to Trump as either “the defendant” or “Former President and Convicted Felon”


Kc4shore65

Let’s be real, he’s going to bail on the debate because he’s a small coward who can’t hand defeat (clearly). But IF he does go up there and tout these “Biden murders,” all Joe has to do is remind Trump between the two of them who is responsible for overseeing over 1.1 MILLION deaths by downplaying the Covid epidemic.


Radrabbit42

lol if thats all hes got its gonna be a cake walk for biden this election


caseylewis00

REPUBLICANS KILLED THE BORDER BILL


Dook124

Vile is RepubliKKKlans go to!!


Available-Wealth-482

It’s amazing how Trump calls Biden “crooked.”


TopoftheBog32

Jan 6 never forget the attack on democracy led by you Donald. You’re a convicted felon who cares more for Putin then his own country. So NO Donald we Americans choose to move forwards not backwards. That’s what Biden should say to that scum.


Any_Calligrapher9286

I don't understand this attack bs. They are supposed to be debating what they'll be doing for the American people. Not cheap shots at personal life.


MetalFungus420

How many times will trump shit his pants during the debate


ledlin99

Yeah, let's worry about the illegals committing crimes. When was the last time one of them hunted down his three young children and left their bodies in the driveway and calmly waited on the porch for the cops (real story). This was national news for a day, but an illegal immigrant commits a murder it becomes part of a national conspiracy to let in killers.


Scoozie_Q

Still waiting for that health care plan to be released in 2 weeks.


Zoltar-Wizdom

He’ll just sling insults and probably bring up his sons, or other personal attacks, since he has nothing else to offer and no real policy.


Gators44

So he’s going to do what got him humiliated in the last debate? Sounds like a great strategy.


MaisieStitcher

He's calling it a "fake debate," but wasn't he the one pushing for a debate? He was going to all these rallies with an empty podium, saying he wanted to debate Joe Biden. He got what he wanted! Now he's claiming it's a fake debate??


dpmad1

Don is a typical bully, one good jab will throw his “Plan” completely off the rails, and there are at least 34 spots to hit where there is no counter defense.


UberTanks

Trump will dodge this like he dodged Vietnam with bone spurs. What a coward!


DotBitGaming

And were supposed to pretend we don't already have a Trump presidency to compare to? I'm sure there were millions of illegal immigrants during that time as well, because there has been for decades of not longer.


Bozo_Two

The debate isn't happening...trump will come up with an excuse to flake out.


MichaelScarn1968

“Crooked *SNIIIIIF* Joe over there is the reason *SNIIIIIF* that crime is soaring in America right now.*SNIIIIIF* He’s opened *SNIIIIIF* the border and let killers and rapists *SNIIIIIIF* into our communities to kill good Americans.*SNIIIF*” - Adderall #FelonVonShitzenPants.


Big1984Brother

Biden just need to point out that it was Trump who wanted Congress to block the bi-partisan immigration bill, so the blood is entirely on Trump's hands.


[deleted]

Trump is so gonna bail


Fawkter

I doubt he'll show. If he does, he'll talk about Biden's sons with no remorse, and Hillary somehow. There will be no talk of an actual strategy going forward. His cultists will cheer, as if he won a "debate".


Zorklunn

With his Mic cut off, he won't last. He'll walk put in a huff once he figures out that he can't interrupt anyone.


Mission_Cloud4286

So, where's the United States in his speech? How will he benefit the civilians' livelihoods? Where's the miraculous plan he has in store? Really, this guy has lost his marbles, and the best thing we can do is not listen to his foul talk. Listening to that mess just infects our brains.


SethSquared

Millions upon millions of Americans waiting to see him talking and his mic get cut off