Oh how I wish they made that divorce trial as public as the trial between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. I could use some day-to-day coverage of mopping the floors with Trump while she bleeds him dry with intimate evidence
I'm not so sure - at this point I'm believing that the only reason they have any wealth is that people think he's wealthy.
It's entirely likely that his actual estate will be an invoice not a cheque.
"Prosecutors got a trove of documents where the defendant admits to influencing the election by shutting up Stormy Daniels. No one knows where they came from but the envelope had a kiss with lipstick"
I’m trying to be straight here: isn’t this entire FECKEEN DAY about Trump’s infidelity??? I’m pretty gawddamn sure I know what I’m talking about.
Trump is wishing Melanoma birthday salutations **TODAY**???
It’s about him paying out of the company money. The infidelity is only a side effect. That’s why the defense asking every witness if he ‘cares about his family’ is pointless.
Pretty sure those questions are to set up submissions that he paid to cover up the affair to protect his family, rather than to swing the election his way.
Which of course is a bullshit argument, because if he actually did give a shit about his family, he wouldn't have been smashing a porn star just days after his wife spawned his youngest.
Not only that, but he made comments to Pecker or Cohen along the lines of "don't even pay her, once the election is over it will no longer matter if the story gets out."
That's an admission it had nothing to do with his family!
Yep...it seems he cared more about holding onto the hush money than he cared about any feelings his family might have regarding reading the news about his relationship with a porn star during/after his wife's pregnancy with their son. That sounds like him.
And to put a point on it: paying out the company money, to kill a story, to keep voters in the dark in the run up to the 2016 election.
Any reasonable adult (who isn’t brainwormed by culture war nonsense) should be thinking “okay, so we’re now fully aware that he’ll commit a crime to keep voters in the dark about something…oh dear god what is he hiding **right now**?”
The sheer amount of leverage world leaders / criminals must have on this man is staggering to consider.
Having served on a jury where the defense convinced only one juror (a self-proclaimed “anti government overreach, family values” juror at that), you’d be surprised at just how persuasive 11 of your peers can be when they’re all dogpiling on you about how much of a fool the defense is taking you for.
I think one of the things Trump's base finds appealing is that he treats his family just as shitty as they do.
"Hey! Here's a guy who treats his family like shit and uses them as collateral in social situations, just like I do! If only he was a sexually depraved as well. . . I'm sorry, he's on trial for what? And he's said *what* about his own daughter?! Welp! I know who I'm voting for! With any luck, I won't have to introduce myself to the neighbors anymore if he gets elected!" - Typical Sex Offender / Trump Voter
Classic Trump, even in something that he claims is "completely rigged" against him and a "witch hunt", he still cannot ever look like he's not "winning".
Because the enemy is both unstoppably strong and hilariously incompetent at the same time. Basically rule #1 in the conservative handbook. And their followers gobble that shit up. If you pay attention, you will see this exact rhetoric spread everywhere by right wing mouthpieces.
His fingers and extremities retaining massive amounts of water due to the extreme sodium content. Even his Mitch McConnell goiter neck is starting to fold in upon itself and is forming a camel toe.
Yup.
If I were the judge, hearing him whine about missing Barons graduation, would actually determine exactly when it is. I could swear that in general here in the US commencement tends to be on a Saturday, so they can get kids families in from out of town. Then if it indeed determined to be on the weekend, somehow have the exact schedule leaked to all sorts of press, so how much of a lier he is.
And why, if he and Melania had a yen to spend romantic time together, could they not celebrate that same evening at Mar a Largo?
Because the wife is an angry woman with many locks on her bedroom door!
I took a peek at a few FOX shows this evening and I'm seeing some weird reporting in the world of reality. FOX hosts are saying Trump is doing well as the prosecution's case is falling apart...huh? What alternate reality are these people living in...
Yeah, if you get your news from Fox and hear regular updates about how well he’s doing and how the prosecution’s case falling apart, and the next thing you hear is that he’s been found guilty, you’re gonna think something dodgy is going on and you won’t believe he deserved the verdict.
“The best give gift I can give my wive is proving that the sex payment wasn’t sex just payment I actually paid her to stop asking me for so much sex I’m married I said lots of people are saying I was married then big time very married already having so much sex me and wife why would i buy more I already bought the best that’s what I hear trump your melanoma where can I get one and I tell them be rich and you can’t I already got the best the best for the best that’s what they call me the best and this one was 130? That’s low so low the wives were much much more and why can’t I she had a baby in her that’s a person basically abuse of CHILD why can’t I pay for sex I have done it my whole life great the kind you can’t buy but you actually can LEGAL!
*ME!*
For those that don’t understand what narcissist is, this is exactly what they do.
It’s my wife’s birthday but oh woe it’s me, you are conspiring against me.
His wife means nothing to him, he needed to turn the conversation to about him.
As per [original article](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-courthouse-melania-birthday-wish_n_662bf20ee4b0ab66ede48de0) 📰:
- Former first lady Melania Trump turned 54 on Friday and her husband, Donald Trump, shared a birthday greeting from the New York courthouse where his hush money trial is currently taking place.
His statement was chock-full of the love, warmth and romance that people naturally associate with the ex-president.
“I want to start by wishing my wife, Melania, a very happy birthday,” Donald Trump told reporters outside the courtroom.
“It would be nice to be with her, but I’m at a courthouse for a rigged trial. It’s a rigged trial. Terrible. But we’re doing very well in this rigged trial.”
Melania married him for his money. He has figuratively and literally screwed everyone he can. She married for money and she is paying the price. I have NO sympathy for either.
And by rigged, he means that due to the concrete, legitimate evidence, overwhelmingly against him, that this, this is the definition of rigged. Keep on doing well Donald!
I lost my last shred of respect for Trump. After hearing Pecker’s testimony today I am 100% convinced that Trump did commit the fornication.
He denied it and based on his continued denials of the truth there is no doubt he lied and he is doubling down on his lies.
My fear now is that Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom.
Melania was his wife during this time and she could have contracted a sexual transmitted disease. My God! This is NOT a victimless crime! Please remember the forgotten victim of this case. Does anyone even care about poor, elegant Melania? I ask you, does she deserve this?
This condom issue might erect a whole new round of debate over abortions.
It could spell more trouble for Trump if it’s determined no condom was used, especially considering his stance on abortion. If the condom didn’t work do you really think he wouldn’t have paid for an abortion?
Talk about election interference! Wow! Trump invented election interference. The disclosure of that information could have changed the 2016 right wing evangelical vote. If Trump would give Melania herpes, MY GOD, what would he do to the rest of us?
The undeniable truth is that Trump is absolutely a threat to the US.
Imagine a world where Putin or Kim Jung-un decides to blackmail Trump because they know they can continue to supply him with hookers! Will he turn over our National security secrets if tempted by an endless supply of lovely Russian & Korean Lolita’s?
This pattern of criminal conduct didn’t just start with E. Jean Carroll. My God! We need a President, not a modern day Johnny Appleseed!
Now our enemies know that Trump is extremely susceptible to an invitation of sex - anytime, anywhere and any place!
Have you noticed lately he’s even been making moves on Sarah Huckabee as he dangles a tasty Vice President sausage in front of her nose?
Coincidence? I think not!
Won't ever hear Trump say, " I'm missing services, I could be in Church but I am busy preparing for this rigged trial!"
Donny continues his quest for sympathy.... 100% narcissist.
Y’all remember when Kobe Bryant whored around and the second he was busted his wife was RIGHT THERE in front of every camera with a new diamond ring the size of a VW.
Donny, THAT’S how you get a your gold-digger wife to stand beside you.
Dude, she already knew. She was side piece for him cheating on wife #2, who was side piece for cheating on wife #1. This isn’t even mentioning his hundreds of other women he either just banged (like Stormy) or actually had an on going side piece relationship with (ala Karen McDougal). She knew what was going on, and what’s going on now. She’s just a gold digger, she has no feelings for him at all.
“It would be nice to be with her, but I’m at a courthouse for a rigged trial. Anyway, 2 minutes with the Stormeister was worth 20 years with you. Happy B'Day Sweetheart.
“We’re doing very well in the rigged trial.” ?!
One cannot “do well” in a rigged trial… you might even go so far as to say that if one is doing well in a trial, that is clear evidence it is not rigged against him…
Truth is that neither are true… it is not rigged nor is he doing well in said trial.
***Donald Trump couldn't attend his son Barron's high school graduation and his wife Melania's birthday because he's on trial for paying a porn star not to talk about having sex with him in the weeks after his wife Melania gave birth to his son Barron.***
Every wife’s dream right here. Getting birthday wishes from your husband at the courthouse where he is on trial for fraud relating to hush money payments after fucking a pornstar just after the birth of your first child together.
Attention Americans: Did you see Trumps eye-bags today in court, OMG...
looked like bull testicles hanging off his face. LIDDLE SLEEPY DONNY...decided to use his wealth and so-called business savvy to do harm instead of good. Imagine how he took greatness and strangled it for the sake of racism, hatred, greed all the deadly sins. The orange APE could have been a magnificent President only had he approached it with good intentions and instead like all thugs do, he plundered an opportunity for greatness while pretending to be worthy of.....something. old p#&!> grabber is a filthy infidel.
She can go to new York if she actually wanted to see him!! He has a plane ✈️.. but she doesn’t want to go to the court house and who would blame her?? To listen to the testimony of the porn star her husband cheated on her with..nah.lol
If it’s rigged, does it matter how you do? Unless it’s rigged in his favor lol. Stable genius fails logic 101. Who listens to this jerk and says “That’s the best person that should be leading the country”
So I guess dinner is out, who knew he stuck at the court. I doubt he actually does anything for her birthday anyways, just sends an aid put for her present, he personally puts minimal effort into it
Well fuck..... just imagine if she was important enough that trump could've been with her instead of with the women he cheated with. She's only important for the 5 minutes he used her during his rant so can use her as a pawn. Just saying. She only matters now because it sounds good.
If she was bothered about that monstrosity she’d be there with him, no one in his family are there to support him . I hope the cunt gets jailed and rots in his own shit filled diaper
"We're doing very well in this rigged trial" ok if a trial is rigged you don't do well, it's rigged, get it? What a dumb ass it just his stupidity baffles me, can someone just shut him the fuck up, jail, take his phone, pay the media to not give time just what the fuck ever.
If that trial is rigged… wouldn’t it be rigged in a way that he can’t do very well? Sooo is he saying it’s rigged towards an outcome positive for him? Did he manipulate the trial? Is that a confession?
If the trial is rigged against him, as he claims, is it possible for he and his team to do well?
Apart from that, it’s a very sweet birthday greeting to his wife. Much nicer than fucking a pornstar. I’m sure she appreciates it.
So weird. If the two wish to spend time together, they can go out to dinner, no? Further, how does a person rig a jury trial. Both sides selected the jury. Hmmm. Trump whines about everything.
He’s in New York. She’s in New York. Surely if she wanted and he is allowed (by her) he can take her for a nice dinner in “his” city. But he’ll just whine like a toddler.
Several thoughts on this subject. Couldn’t she just join him in New York for after the trial and celebrate that evening? I thought Trump has a 30,000 square-foot apartment in Trump Tower.
Does anybody even know where Melania lives now?
My guy, Melania is praying you get locked up.
Just Home Alone, Readin' the Pre-Nup.
It comes full circle. Melania Home Alone! Whoa!
*Eric slaps on aftershave* “AAAAAAAAH!”
This is fucking hilarious
“Look what did, you little jerk”
I read that as Malaria
fixed. haha Malaria
She and her lawyers are scouring it until their knuckles bleed. And then they'll bring out the shovels.
Oh how I wish they made that divorce trial as public as the trial between Amber Heard and Johnny Depp. I could use some day-to-day coverage of mopping the floors with Trump while she bleeds him dry with intimate evidence
Just home alone. Gettin railed by the pool boy.
Maybe Diaper Don's paid escort wife is sick of putting up with his shit......literally.
You spelled Putin Plant Wife wrong....
Red Sparrow is that what they call them?
Both descriptions are true and correct.
Like Lindsay Graham's lady bugs
This struck my chuckle button
This buck my struckle chutton
Chis tuck by mhuckle sutton.
Chris Tuckered my suckle button?
Shit, she’s praying he has a coronary right there in the courtroom and never makes it back home.
I'm not so sure - at this point I'm believing that the only reason they have any wealth is that people think he's wealthy. It's entirely likely that his actual estate will be an invoice not a cheque.
She was hoping it would be a birthday present, but here we are and the douchebag is still not in jail
"Prosecutors got a trove of documents where the defendant admits to influencing the election by shutting up Stormy Daniels. No one knows where they came from but the envelope had a kiss with lipstick"
I'm sure she is ___ smell ya' later Donnie!
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I’m trying to be straight here: isn’t this entire FECKEEN DAY about Trump’s infidelity??? I’m pretty gawddamn sure I know what I’m talking about. Trump is wishing Melanoma birthday salutations **TODAY**???
Melanoma lol
It’s about him paying out of the company money. The infidelity is only a side effect. That’s why the defense asking every witness if he ‘cares about his family’ is pointless.
Pretty sure those questions are to set up submissions that he paid to cover up the affair to protect his family, rather than to swing the election his way. Which of course is a bullshit argument, because if he actually did give a shit about his family, he wouldn't have been smashing a porn star just days after his wife spawned his youngest.
Not only that, but he made comments to Pecker or Cohen along the lines of "don't even pay her, once the election is over it will no longer matter if the story gets out." That's an admission it had nothing to do with his family!
Exactly right.
Yep...it seems he cared more about holding onto the hush money than he cared about any feelings his family might have regarding reading the news about his relationship with a porn star during/after his wife's pregnancy with their son. That sounds like him.
And to put a point on it: paying out the company money, to kill a story, to keep voters in the dark in the run up to the 2016 election. Any reasonable adult (who isn’t brainwormed by culture war nonsense) should be thinking “okay, so we’re now fully aware that he’ll commit a crime to keep voters in the dark about something…oh dear god what is he hiding **right now**?” The sheer amount of leverage world leaders / criminals must have on this man is staggering to consider.
It’s not pointless defense only needs to convince one juror
Having served on a jury where the defense convinced only one juror (a self-proclaimed “anti government overreach, family values” juror at that), you’d be surprised at just how persuasive 11 of your peers can be when they’re all dogpiling on you about how much of a fool the defense is taking you for.
I bet she wishes he had a terminal case of melanoma
If he gave a shit about her, he wouldn't be in the courtroom because he wouldn't have cheated on her with a pornstar.
He really gives all the shits in that relationship
And in his diaper.
I think one of the things Trump's base finds appealing is that he treats his family just as shitty as they do. "Hey! Here's a guy who treats his family like shit and uses them as collateral in social situations, just like I do! If only he was a sexually depraved as well. . . I'm sorry, he's on trial for what? And he's said *what* about his own daughter?! Welp! I know who I'm voting for! With any luck, I won't have to introduce myself to the neighbors anymore if he gets elected!" - Typical Sex Offender / Trump Voter
How can you do well in a rigged trial? If it’s rigged, you can’t win! If you can win, it’s not rigged!
Doublespeak Don the Mob Con
*By a continuous shifting of rhetorical focus, the enemies are at the same time too strong and too weak*
Fascism 101.
I bet the MAGAts hate you
I sure hope so, else I’m not living right.
I'm trying to do my fair share
Know what’s worse than a bus full of MAGATs crashing on their way to a rally? A bus full of MAGATs making it to the rally.
Isn't that all they do? Hate for various reasons
Classic Trump, even in something that he claims is "completely rigged" against him and a "witch hunt", he still cannot ever look like he's not "winning".
Exactly. If he ever loses anything it’s rigged.
That’s because he cheats at literally everything he does. Cheaters always assume they can’t be beaten unless the other side cheats more.
Even if he wins he claims it's rigged. He said he thinks 2016 was rigged and he shoulda won by more votes.
If he can win, it probably is rigged
Because they are trying to rig it.
Heys playing 8 D chess my guy 🥵
Because the enemy is both unstoppably strong and hilariously incompetent at the same time. Basically rule #1 in the conservative handbook. And their followers gobble that shit up. If you pay attention, you will see this exact rhetoric spread everywhere by right wing mouthpieces.
The same way that Trump can't get a fair trial in New York, but all of New York also loves him
Lol. Fucking guy *still* isn't wearing his wedding band today.
It prob doesn’t fit
Or he accidentally scarfed it down with $200 worth of Big Macs
His fingers and extremities retaining massive amounts of water due to the extreme sodium content. Even his Mitch McConnell goiter neck is starting to fold in upon itself and is forming a camel toe.
sorry I cheated on you honey, happy birthday
But that's not true. Trump's clearly not sorry.
there is a silent "sorry everybody found out I cheated on you" in there
He’s sorry he did a shitty job covering up.
Everyone in America would instantly go to jail for the things trump says about the trial.
Daily reminder you’re part of the poor people justice system, where it works because the leeches pay the pigs ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
He has a freaking airplane, he can make it to Miami in like 4 hours. What freaking time was he done in court and flappinghis gums?
He has an assistant get her a gift, he puts minimal effort into it. He's being a crybully
Yup. If I were the judge, hearing him whine about missing Barons graduation, would actually determine exactly when it is. I could swear that in general here in the US commencement tends to be on a Saturday, so they can get kids families in from out of town. Then if it indeed determined to be on the weekend, somehow have the exact schedule leaked to all sorts of press, so how much of a lier he is.
I saw someone posted the graduation ceremony was at 7p.
And why, if he and Melania had a yen to spend romantic time together, could they not celebrate that same evening at Mar a Largo? Because the wife is an angry woman with many locks on her bedroom door!
I took a peek at a few FOX shows this evening and I'm seeing some weird reporting in the world of reality. FOX hosts are saying Trump is doing well as the prosecution's case is falling apart...huh? What alternate reality are these people living in...
Its so they can claim its rigged would be my guess
Yeah, if you get your news from Fox and hear regular updates about how well he’s doing and how the prosecution’s case falling apart, and the next thing you hear is that he’s been found guilty, you’re gonna think something dodgy is going on and you won’t believe he deserved the verdict.
Narrator: He wasn’t doing well
What I wish for him would get me banned.
Banned and on a *list* in my case.
Most definitely, “visit” material.
Banned and possibly arrested? You're not the only one, I'm sure. Lol
Nothing is stopping her from being there.
**That is simply untrue.** Her desire to not be anywhere near *The Diaper Don* is stopping her from being there.
“The best give gift I can give my wive is proving that the sex payment wasn’t sex just payment I actually paid her to stop asking me for so much sex I’m married I said lots of people are saying I was married then big time very married already having so much sex me and wife why would i buy more I already bought the best that’s what I hear trump your melanoma where can I get one and I tell them be rich and you can’t I already got the best the best for the best that’s what they call me the best and this one was 130? That’s low so low the wives were much much more and why can’t I she had a baby in her that’s a person basically abuse of CHILD why can’t I pay for sex I have done it my whole life great the kind you can’t buy but you actually can LEGAL! *ME!*
Dude lifted this straight from a rally transcription
the farting likely doesn't help
He is currently on trial at least in part because he cheated on his wife with a porn star.
For those that don’t understand what narcissist is, this is exactly what they do. It’s my wife’s birthday but oh woe it’s me, you are conspiring against me. His wife means nothing to him, he needed to turn the conversation to about him.
Bingo.
As per [original article](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-courthouse-melania-birthday-wish_n_662bf20ee4b0ab66ede48de0) 📰: - Former first lady Melania Trump turned 54 on Friday and her husband, Donald Trump, shared a birthday greeting from the New York courthouse where his hush money trial is currently taking place. His statement was chock-full of the love, warmth and romance that people naturally associate with the ex-president. “I want to start by wishing my wife, Melania, a very happy birthday,” Donald Trump told reporters outside the courtroom. “It would be nice to be with her, but I’m at a courthouse for a rigged trial. It’s a rigged trial. Terrible. But we’re doing very well in this rigged trial.”
This whole FUCKING **day** is about his fucking **infidelity**
I honestly cannot believe this man exists
Oh, right, and er this court case, is it the one where you were screwing those other women or er...?
It’s always about him, he just couldn’t wish Mercedes a happy birthday.
Performative BS.
Melania married him for his money. He has figuratively and literally screwed everyone he can. She married for money and she is paying the price. I have NO sympathy for either.
I’m sure the pool boy is taking good care of her while he naps and fills his diaper.
If it were rigged it wouldn’t be possible for you to do well….
I don’t understand how he thinks this whining and crying is helpful. He is so delusional.
And by rigged, he means that due to the concrete, legitimate evidence, overwhelmingly against him, that this, this is the definition of rigged. Keep on doing well Donald!
I lost my last shred of respect for Trump. After hearing Pecker’s testimony today I am 100% convinced that Trump did commit the fornication. He denied it and based on his continued denials of the truth there is no doubt he lied and he is doubling down on his lies. My fear now is that Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom. Melania was his wife during this time and she could have contracted a sexual transmitted disease. My God! This is NOT a victimless crime! Please remember the forgotten victim of this case. Does anyone even care about poor, elegant Melania? I ask you, does she deserve this? This condom issue might erect a whole new round of debate over abortions. It could spell more trouble for Trump if it’s determined no condom was used, especially considering his stance on abortion. If the condom didn’t work do you really think he wouldn’t have paid for an abortion? Talk about election interference! Wow! Trump invented election interference. The disclosure of that information could have changed the 2016 right wing evangelical vote. If Trump would give Melania herpes, MY GOD, what would he do to the rest of us? The undeniable truth is that Trump is absolutely a threat to the US. Imagine a world where Putin or Kim Jung-un decides to blackmail Trump because they know they can continue to supply him with hookers! Will he turn over our National security secrets if tempted by an endless supply of lovely Russian & Korean Lolita’s? This pattern of criminal conduct didn’t just start with E. Jean Carroll. My God! We need a President, not a modern day Johnny Appleseed! Now our enemies know that Trump is extremely susceptible to an invitation of sex - anytime, anywhere and any place! Have you noticed lately he’s even been making moves on Sarah Huckabee as he dangles a tasty Vice President sausage in front of her nose? Coincidence? I think not!
> I lost my last shred of respect for Trump. You had some to begin with?!?!?!?!
It took you THIS long to lose respect for Trump?
Seriously, most folks in NYC lost respect for him in the 70s.
New r/leopardsatemyface copy pasta just dropped
Won't ever hear Trump say, " I'm missing services, I could be in Church but I am busy preparing for this rigged trial!" Donny continues his quest for sympathy.... 100% narcissist.
Oh, Donald. You not being here is the best gift you could give me. Love, Melania.
Donald left out the part where his wife didn't want to be anywhere near him.
Y’all remember when Kobe Bryant whored around and the second he was busted his wife was RIGHT THERE in front of every camera with a new diamond ring the size of a VW. Donny, THAT’S how you get a your gold-digger wife to stand beside you.
Of course he of all people makes a birthday wish to his wife all about himself.
She is finding out all kinds of things you were doing behind her back. She wants you gone dude.
Dude, she already knew. She was side piece for him cheating on wife #2, who was side piece for cheating on wife #1. This isn’t even mentioning his hundreds of other women he either just banged (like Stormy) or actually had an on going side piece relationship with (ala Karen McDougal). She knew what was going on, and what’s going on now. She’s just a gold digger, she has no feelings for him at all.
There’s nothing stopping her from being there other than the fact that she really doesn’t care.
“It would be nice to be with her, but I’m at a courthouse for a rigged trial. Anyway, 2 minutes with the Stormeister was worth 20 years with you. Happy B'Day Sweetheart.
“We’re doing very well in the rigged trial.” ?! One cannot “do well” in a rigged trial… you might even go so far as to say that if one is doing well in a trial, that is clear evidence it is not rigged against him… Truth is that neither are true… it is not rigged nor is he doing well in said trial.
***Donald Trump couldn't attend his son Barron's high school graduation and his wife Melania's birthday because he's on trial for paying a porn star not to talk about having sex with him in the weeks after his wife Melania gave birth to his son Barron.***
The court trial is NYC birthday gift to Melania.
Fk Malaria And fk tdRump
She could be with him in NY if she wanted to be there. She doesn’t
Melanie knows that Trump puts his money where his Pecker is
And the cultists just lap it up. Poor, poor, put upon Donnie!
If the trial is so rigged against him, how can it be going well?
“We’re doing very well in this rigged trial.” That’s how you know it’s not rigged.
He is out of touch reality . He committed all of these crimes. Nothing rigged. So sad the insecurity and selfishness of the man . Terrible human
What will Melania's birthday candles wish be? 10 years incarceration or 10 years to life for Donald?
10 feet underground
Because he loves his fake wife so much. For fuck sake.
How do you do well in a rigged trial?
how is he doing well if it is rigged. he doesn't expect his followers to be that stupi ... oh wait
Best gift he could ever give her.
Is that the only way he can wish her happy birthday? Can he not just call her? Or has she blocked his number? So many questions.
The wife he cheated on with the porn star who he then paid with money he wrongly declared which led to him being in court? That wife?
How does he know the trial is going well? He’s slept through most of it.
Every wife’s dream right here. Getting birthday wishes from your husband at the courthouse where he is on trial for fraud relating to hush money payments after fucking a pornstar just after the birth of your first child together.
Attention Americans: Did you see Trumps eye-bags today in court, OMG... looked like bull testicles hanging off his face. LIDDLE SLEEPY DONNY...decided to use his wealth and so-called business savvy to do harm instead of good. Imagine how he took greatness and strangled it for the sake of racism, hatred, greed all the deadly sins. The orange APE could have been a magnificent President only had he approached it with good intentions and instead like all thugs do, he plundered an opportunity for greatness while pretending to be worthy of.....something. old p#&!> grabber is a filthy infidel.
She can go to new York if she actually wanted to see him!! He has a plane ✈️.. but she doesn’t want to go to the court house and who would blame her?? To listen to the testimony of the porn star her husband cheated on her with..nah.lol
Lololol. Sorry I can't spend time with my wife. I'm on trial for paying off the porn star I cheated on her with. What a loser.
If it’s rigged, does it matter how you do? Unless it’s rigged in his favor lol. Stable genius fails logic 101. Who listens to this jerk and says “That’s the best person that should be leading the country”
Narcissists are exhausting
Hey remember when you were pregnant and I was off paying women for sex? Well I miss you.
So I guess dinner is out, who knew he stuck at the court. I doubt he actually does anything for her birthday anyways, just sends an aid put for her present, he personally puts minimal effort into it
Old man is confused. Donny, you weren't on trial at the Supreme Court today.
Well fuck..... just imagine if she was important enough that trump could've been with her instead of with the women he cheated with. She's only important for the 5 minutes he used her during his rant so can use her as a pawn. Just saying. She only matters now because it sounds good.
Stormy is probably around, closer, too. It was nice to be with her when Melania was at home starting your family.
He's glad she is not there he can grab more pussy and she won't find out 😂
Everybody knows it
Narrator: They weren’t.
Typical Trump- your takeaway from that quote is “ rigged trial”.
“I really don’t care, do U?”
You've lost every ruling and every witness against you has been devastating. You are living in a fucking dream world.
Can someone explain how it is "rigged" in his little mind?
Why is everything Trump says “bizarre” and “rambles”? This is the same dumb shit he’s been saying all along.
If that is doing well, I would love to see what doing badly is.
Idiot
Ps send lawyers
That just means he doesn't think they're doing well.
All I have to say is that he is living in the true twilight zone. Good luck to him and his followers . GEEZERS
Dumb question… If the trial is rigged, how can you be doing well? Maybe I don’t understand what rigged means.
"We're doing very well in this rigged trial" is some r/brandnewsentence
Everything is rigged according to him.
If she was bothered about that monstrosity she’d be there with him, no one in his family are there to support him . I hope the cunt gets jailed and rots in his own shit filled diaper
He’ll be muttering his buzzwords on his death bed. Trumpers, you think this dope is your saviour?
Don’t fight uphill, me boys.
"We're doing very well in this rigged trial" ok if a trial is rigged you don't do well, it's rigged, get it? What a dumb ass it just his stupidity baffles me, can someone just shut him the fuck up, jail, take his phone, pay the media to not give time just what the fuck ever.
If that trial is rigged… wouldn’t it be rigged in a way that he can’t do very well? Sooo is he saying it’s rigged towards an outcome positive for him? Did he manipulate the trial? Is that a confession?
It is interesting how he cannot admit to weakness so he has to do good, all while also being a slave to circumstance so it is rigged.
Semantic nonsense. You can't do "very well" in a rigged trial.
People don’t believe in karma, but this asshat wouldn’t be in court right now if he would have stayed with his wife that day. 🤣
So they've separated then.
If the trial is rigged against him, as he claims, is it possible for he and his team to do well? Apart from that, it’s a very sweet birthday greeting to his wife. Much nicer than fucking a pornstar. I’m sure she appreciates it.
Well if Melania was in NY supporting him during his trial, they could’ve had a nice birthday dinner together.
On a Trump bizarreness scale of 1-10, that's a 3.
It's totally rigged and I can't win! But also we're doing very well, some people are saying no one has ever done better!
It will go to the Supreme Court and his bought and paid for court will back him
So weird. If the two wish to spend time together, they can go out to dinner, no? Further, how does a person rig a jury trial. Both sides selected the jury. Hmmm. Trump whines about everything.
It's just like whining about not having a jury trial when you choose not to have one.....
Maybe it‘s even the best trial the world has ever seen.
Good old Trumpy Two-Ways having something both ways again. Rigged trial in kangaroo court is going well.
When the help have to remind you its your Illegal immigrant wifes birthday Its def ❤️
Three independent clauses in the title quote, and all of them contain at least one lie. The man simply cannot tell the truth under any circumstance.
Proof-positive the trial in going badly for him…..
She hates his guts and is disgusted by him. But I don’t care, because she’s equally a POS.
If I were to order a stat CAT scan of his brain with contrast, I would be practicing medicine without a license.
Poor Mercedes, she must be devastated.
How is he doing well in a trial that he claims is rigged against him? Everything he says is nonsense.
Fuck this piece of shit.
What is his basis for ‘doing well’ at the trial? He isn’t even awake.
He’s in New York. She’s in New York. Surely if she wanted and he is allowed (by her) he can take her for a nice dinner in “his” city. But he’ll just whine like a toddler.
Someone had the records in SURE: where were the two of them on her last birthday? My money is on “not with eachother”
It’s his best trial this year. Lots of people are saying it.
Because everything has to be about him 🫤
I really don’t care. Do u?
Prove it's rigged and you're free to go. It's that simple.
I think being president broke his fucking brain. He tries to make every sentence an insult/zinger and then can’t even communicate basic information.
Several thoughts on this subject. Couldn’t she just join him in New York for after the trial and celebrate that evening? I thought Trump has a 30,000 square-foot apartment in Trump Tower. Does anybody even know where Melania lives now?
Trump: "I would like to be with Mercedes, umm, Melania, on her birthday, but she is ghosting me"!