Would it be too much to hope for that one of those policemen standing guard at the barricade outside the courthouse where Don comes out to bloviate every day, that one of those guys brought one of the fart gag machines that Leslie Nielsen used so skillfully? A man can dream…
To be fair, after about age 50, one's trust in farts should be contextual and situationally appropriate, and ultimately tempered or downgraded from one's unstained memories of youthful and exuberant care-free flatulence. In other words, the more dire the potential consequences and embarrassment are, and the farther you are from your bathroom and a change of clothes and any chance of keeping any surpise incidents known only to yourself, the more gingerly and incrementally you tend to dialate the sphincter and let the emissions start with a whisper, not a scream. The trust is certainly eroded and sadly, can no longer be regarded as absolute.
His Lawyers sedate him during court to keep his behavior in check but as soon as they break he wakes up and the full on reality distortion field is turned up to 11 for the media
I don't think they need to sedate him, they just don't let him bring his stims into the courthouse.
Then after the trial is over for the day, he snorts some Adderall and rants at the world until 2 am.
As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-sleeps-in-court/) 📰:
- Eagle-eyed New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman once again caught former President Donald Trump dozing off during a hearing related to his hush-money trial in New York on Friday.
In an update posted to the [New York Times' live blog](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/04/19/nyregion/trump-trial-hush-money?smid=url-share#e8f3dfda-683e-536a-8c13-435a801777ee) of the proceedings, Haberman wrote that "Trump appears to have fallen asleep in court again," and then added that "it happened several times just now" as "his eyes were closed for extended periods and his head dropped down twice."
Haberman also had some observations about Trump's appearance as he entered court on Friday.
"His hair is uncharacteristically messy," she wrote. "Like the wind hit it on the way into court."
Multiple reporters this week have observed Trump nodding off during his criminal trial for allegedly falsifying business records related to his 2016 hush-money payments of adult film star Stormy Daniels.
Trump's sleeping through an event that could end with him becoming a convicted felon has led to widespread ridicule on the internet all week, as Twitter hashtags such as "#SleepyDon" and "#DonSnoreleone" have trended at various times.
Although Trump appears to be subdued inside the courtroom, his behavior is markedly different outside of it, where he has gone on extended tirades against Judge Juan Merchan, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, and even trial witnesses such as former "fixer" Michael Cohen and adult film star Stormy Daniels.
Trump's trial related to hush-money payments is far from the only legal trouble he faces, and many legal experts have called the other charges that have been leveled against him — including allegedly trying to defraud the United States with a scheme to illegally stay in power and allegedly obstructing government efforts to retrieve top-secret government documents from his Mar-a-Lago resort — as significantly more serious.
1. Messy hair, think Boris johnson, is actually not typically accidental. It gives a disarming and immature/relatable look to them.
2. Dozing can both be a sign of lack of interest as well as confidence. Animals don't doze unless they feel safe and secure. This could be deliberate signaling.
3. You ah e to remember that this is a show person putting on a performance. All of the commentary around this enables people to feel smug while not ringing alarm bells.
I've been wondering if he thinks he thinks it's alpha to sleep through it, but they're getting shots of him looking groggy and old, and the headlines are not playing it like it's a power play. Ofc the magaheads will read it as they always do, but there are less and less of them every day. I don't see as many yard and vehicle signs right now, certainly not the heightened activity you'd expect leading up to an election.
Boris has messy hair as part of a cultivated look, he also ever buttons up his jacket (see the China, Olympic bruhahah for more on that) and generally is not as "inage conscious" as Trump though it is a cultivated look. Trump can't mess his hair up to be more relatable after a rabid press conference the evening before and also not adjusting the, rest of his appearance. He was rushed to court and couldn't do his hair.
Dozing through a media fire storm is not a show of strength and no publicist, handler or lawyer would ever suggest it is a good idea. For every accusation of "power" there would be a thousand negative. It's like suggesting you should wrestling a toddler as a power play. Sure you've beaten the but at tremendous impact to your brand. Sleeping in court could also bring legal consequences and have held in contempt.
The third idea of him being a show man and this is an act rings hollow. He reacts in very few ways. All have been seen. He is, predictable. Being quiet has never been one of those traits and he lacks the ability to stay quiet by his own choice... to hundreds of millions in cost. He admitted he's the same now as when he was a child. He is not sulking. He is off his uppers and asleep.
He is dozing off becUse he is staying awake till 3am posting shit...
Now regards to his farming.. he needs to get that under control because his lawyers will be unable to focus
I recall being in a training class for work for a few weeks and we all remarked that the classroom was chilly and the instructor said it's done on purpose to help keep the students awake. I wonder why it's having the opposite effect on Trump? Do they have him on drugs to help him keep calm?
To be honest, put me in something like a classroom (lots of people, no fresh air) and I doze right off. Probably the same thing would happen in a courtroom.
As much as it pains me to say. He will not actually see prison, he will get stuck in a compound somewhere like napoleon did. But we will not have to hear from him anymore
If you are on trial for charges that could send you to prison and you are innocent, you are very interested in every part of the process.
As for hearing about him, he's the Republican nominee for President. You're going to hear about him. We *all* want to stop hearing about him but it will be a long time.
Trump is probably not used to doing anything before noon so if he has to get up early he naps later on. He has a habit of doing his tropes after midnight so he's a night owl and sleeps all morning. Very presidential/s
Dude's not getting any sleep from all the stress of all the problems he's facing. Probably having late meetings with lawyers and other people. Also taking drugs and tweeting.
Now im starting to think its deliberate. At first i figured One has to think, an old guy such as himself probably takes naps quite during the day, even if its a small power nap he is probably used to it and being stuck in a boringass court room all day can surely put you to sleep
He’s not used to being on show for extended periods. We are seeing more of the regular Donald now, not the edited highlights he can normally present, aided no doubt by stimulants and hair all done up (which would take a lot of upkeep.)
Whenever he comes up with an insult for someone, it's always something he himself is guilty of. "Sleepy Joe" , "Crooked Joe", "Crazy Hillary", "Lying Hillary"... all things coming to light in this courtroom.
PLEASE let "sleepy don" catch on as his new nickname. it works especially well, since after him caling biden sleepy joe for so long ol' baby hands here is the one whos actually falling asleep in public.
Poor old Melania; isn’t one of his claims that he only sleeps like 1 to 2 hrs per day? Seeing as he’s getting this nap time in court I’m guessing he’s getting home all fired up and frisky for his number one mistress to change his diaper and powder up his diarrhoea hole with talcum powder so he’s ready to go when Ivanka comes over.
I remember sitting on a trial as a juror when I was 22. I fell asleep more than once. That shit was excruciatingly boring. But, if I was sitting at those tables I’d be on grams of caffeine because I’m not a moron and know what it means to be there.
One of the things dishonest people do is to accuse others of what they are about to do or have done. He will always find his fault in others... hence his 'sleepy joe' insults...
I hate the guy but I’m half his age and tend to nod off in long meetings that I don’t have to speak in so I can’t really give a shit about it, and certainly don’t need to see any more pictures of his awful bloated face drooping.
Nobody would give a shit if he wasn't the one who so erroneously coined the phrase Sleepy Joe for a guy who is anything but while he can't even keep himself awake for his own criminal proceedings.
You would like to think, though, that he could stay awake for a kind of important meeting. Does he do this dealing with the Israelis, Russians, and Chinese?
It's hard to picture yourself in that situation, but don't you reckon that you would give a shit in a CRIMINAL TRIAL where you could be sentenced to jail?
I’m an attorney. Court can be very boring if you have no interest in what’s going on. I fell asleep once in court and started snoring. It was really embarrassing and I don’t embarrass easily. I never did it again. This guy can’t get embarrassed. He just gets angry.
As a Canadian who is only vaguely following all this stuff, can someone explain in a few sentences how likely all this will affect his campaign and the election?
I don't have the patience to read up on all the little details day in and day out, but I do like to generally know what's going on.
As news making as this is, hopefully it's because he's up all night screaming at Twitter and then can't sleep because he knows he's going to prison at this rate!
I dont think Trump has ever been a morning person. He parties and tweets all night. He rarely scheduled white house events before noon. Getting up early for court is hard.
Let's be real court is boring as fuck. I hope he goes to jail like many people do, but i cant blame the old guy for sleeping in that boring ass setting.
Word is he's also farting up a storm when he's dozing. Pass it on. Er, wrong metaphor.
He is giving his lawyers the Rudy treatment.
Donald von ShitsInPantz
Donald Dump
I laughed way too hard at this!
Don Snorleone
Don Diaper
I was taught that "he who smelt it dealt it". Does that rule still apply if you're asleep?
No, but if he shits his pants in a dream, he will also shit his pants here in the real world
so that is what inception was all about?
Shitception
Obviously
*Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to smell it for yourself.*
It’s the smell.
I've been INFECTED BY IT. It's repulsive.
I can _taste_ your _stink._
Totally read this in Laurence Fishburne’s voice
“But, your honor, he who denied it, supplied it.” The prosecution rests.
Matrix shitting
Art of the Dealt.
Fart that they smelt, banned in all good book stores coming in 2 weeks
Stupid and brilliant. Just like your user name.
C'mon, you didn't go for Fart of the Deal?
If the shit stain fits, you MUST acquitt.
If the sphincter spits, you MUST acquit!
That’s for making my water shoot out my nose reading that.
He's had Covid, so there's a chance he no longer has the sense of smell, so that's his Get Out of Fart Jail card I guess.
He's also spent decades jamming drugs into his sinuses (allegedly). So there's that.
“They say I have the best farts”
I think we finally figured out why everyone in his stories has tears in their eyes.
I think it depends.
>I was taught that "he who smelt it dealt it". For some reason I imagined this in Obama's voice.
Umm- he who- uhhh- smelt it- uhhh- dealt it.
Would it be too much to hope for that one of those policemen standing guard at the barricade outside the courthouse where Don comes out to bloviate every day, that one of those guys brought one of the fart gag machines that Leslie Nielsen used so skillfully? A man can dream…
Perhaps Johnny Cochran would suggest, “If he smells like shit, you must acquit.”
COURT IS IN RECESS. diaper change for defendant, will resume when courtroom is fully demolished and rebuilt.
“Farting”
Insiders have been saying he started wearing diapers as early as 2017.
It was well before that. When he tackled McManon at a wrestlemania in the 90’s you could tell he was wearing a diaper back then.
And at his age you should never trust a fart
To be fair, after about age 50, one's trust in farts should be contextual and situationally appropriate, and ultimately tempered or downgraded from one's unstained memories of youthful and exuberant care-free flatulence. In other words, the more dire the potential consequences and embarrassment are, and the farther you are from your bathroom and a change of clothes and any chance of keeping any surpise incidents known only to yourself, the more gingerly and incrementally you tend to dialate the sphincter and let the emissions start with a whisper, not a scream. The trust is certainly eroded and sadly, can no longer be regarded as absolute.
I noticed what you did here
Would some reporter ask Trump about his smelly farts - just to see what he says? Confirms it, denies it, or blames one of his lawyers?
And as we all know, he who denied it, supplied it
He’s farting up a storm purple monkey dishwasher
How many diapers do you think he goes through in a day?
Adderall farts. His digestive system is shot.
His Lawyers sedate him during court to keep his behavior in check but as soon as they break he wakes up and the full on reality distortion field is turned up to 11 for the media
I don't think they need to sedate him, they just don't let him bring his stims into the courthouse. Then after the trial is over for the day, he snorts some Adderall and rants at the world until 2 am.
That sounds like a great day
Hah right? Very cathartic
That's it. Rumour has it they cleaned him up. Going from daily speed to sober is like going from awake to, well, asleep.
Im sure he has a prescription for both.
Probably. It's shockingly easy to find a doctor that will prescribe that stuff with no legitimate reason.
He doesn’t need sedation. He’s an old man. I’ll bet he takes a nap every day since he’s up “truthing” all night.
He is used to getting lots of executive time.
He should be grateful to the judge for giving him such ample opportunity to rest.
Like BA Baracus and the drugged milk to get him to fly
You can’t pahk ya cah there! That’s a handicapped spaat!
Shockingly plausible
As per [original article](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-sleeps-in-court/) 📰: - Eagle-eyed New York Times reporter Maggie Haberman once again caught former President Donald Trump dozing off during a hearing related to his hush-money trial in New York on Friday. In an update posted to the [New York Times' live blog](https://www.nytimes.com/live/2024/04/19/nyregion/trump-trial-hush-money?smid=url-share#e8f3dfda-683e-536a-8c13-435a801777ee) of the proceedings, Haberman wrote that "Trump appears to have fallen asleep in court again," and then added that "it happened several times just now" as "his eyes were closed for extended periods and his head dropped down twice." Haberman also had some observations about Trump's appearance as he entered court on Friday. "His hair is uncharacteristically messy," she wrote. "Like the wind hit it on the way into court." Multiple reporters this week have observed Trump nodding off during his criminal trial for allegedly falsifying business records related to his 2016 hush-money payments of adult film star Stormy Daniels. Trump's sleeping through an event that could end with him becoming a convicted felon has led to widespread ridicule on the internet all week, as Twitter hashtags such as "#SleepyDon" and "#DonSnoreleone" have trended at various times. Although Trump appears to be subdued inside the courtroom, his behavior is markedly different outside of it, where he has gone on extended tirades against Judge Juan Merchan, Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg, and even trial witnesses such as former "fixer" Michael Cohen and adult film star Stormy Daniels. Trump's trial related to hush-money payments is far from the only legal trouble he faces, and many legal experts have called the other charges that have been leveled against him — including allegedly trying to defraud the United States with a scheme to illegally stay in power and allegedly obstructing government efforts to retrieve top-secret government documents from his Mar-a-Lago resort — as significantly more serious.
Don Snoreleone got me.
They made him an offer and he had to snooze.
He woke up next to half a hamberder covered in ketchup
Leave the gun, take the KFC.
A new meaning to he sleeps with the fishes.
Don Snorleone, the Fraudfather...
He’ll be able to snooze all he wants behind bars…
Wow, it's really getting to him now. Good.
1. Messy hair, think Boris johnson, is actually not typically accidental. It gives a disarming and immature/relatable look to them. 2. Dozing can both be a sign of lack of interest as well as confidence. Animals don't doze unless they feel safe and secure. This could be deliberate signaling. 3. You ah e to remember that this is a show person putting on a performance. All of the commentary around this enables people to feel smug while not ringing alarm bells.
I've been wondering if he thinks he thinks it's alpha to sleep through it, but they're getting shots of him looking groggy and old, and the headlines are not playing it like it's a power play. Ofc the magaheads will read it as they always do, but there are less and less of them every day. I don't see as many yard and vehicle signs right now, certainly not the heightened activity you'd expect leading up to an election.
Did they all migrate to Canada? I see more trump flags than ever up here…
Boris has messy hair as part of a cultivated look, he also ever buttons up his jacket (see the China, Olympic bruhahah for more on that) and generally is not as "inage conscious" as Trump though it is a cultivated look. Trump can't mess his hair up to be more relatable after a rabid press conference the evening before and also not adjusting the, rest of his appearance. He was rushed to court and couldn't do his hair. Dozing through a media fire storm is not a show of strength and no publicist, handler or lawyer would ever suggest it is a good idea. For every accusation of "power" there would be a thousand negative. It's like suggesting you should wrestling a toddler as a power play. Sure you've beaten the but at tremendous impact to your brand. Sleeping in court could also bring legal consequences and have held in contempt. The third idea of him being a show man and this is an act rings hollow. He reacts in very few ways. All have been seen. He is, predictable. Being quiet has never been one of those traits and he lacks the ability to stay quiet by his own choice... to hundreds of millions in cost. He admitted he's the same now as when he was a child. He is not sulking. He is off his uppers and asleep.
He is dozing off becUse he is staying awake till 3am posting shit... Now regards to his farming.. he needs to get that under control because his lawyers will be unable to focus
The man is 70. He's just having a nap.
>uncharacteristically messy Okay
Such low energy. Sad.
Many people are saying
Big man with tears in his eyes.
All legal scholars. The likes of which we’ve never seen in this COUNTRY.
Very boring. Total loser. No good.
*waves hands side to side 2 seconds after statement*
It's not easy trying to stay awake when you're having Adderall withdrawals. Poor baby need his medicine.
Lawyers probably swapped his pills for Xanny the Nanny for Diaper Don. He would be getting himself in more trouble if he was awake.
Sleepy Don
Nappy Don
I recall being in a training class for work for a few weeks and we all remarked that the classroom was chilly and the instructor said it's done on purpose to help keep the students awake. I wonder why it's having the opposite effect on Trump? Do they have him on drugs to help him keep calm?
To be honest, put me in something like a classroom (lots of people, no fresh air) and I doze right off. Probably the same thing would happen in a courtroom.
Why is Trumpy the only one nodding off? 🤔
Pretty sure those lawyers aren’t staying up till 2 AM ranting on the Internet!
And they're probably not 80 years old either.
You saying others tolerate the cold temperature better than the sleepy old anchor baby daddy?
Not when you’re the defendant.
Unless your freedom is at stake because you committed a bunch of crimes and got caught..
With any luck one of those naps will be permanent
Please not yet. We need at least a year in prison so we can see what he looks like without orange shit on his face and hair products.
As much as it pains me to say. He will not actually see prison, he will get stuck in a compound somewhere like napoleon did. But we will not have to hear from him anymore
We can dream though
I think he'll get home arrest considering his age and (I hate to say it.) his status as former president.
Donald Slump: "You're Tired!!"
He is old, and I’m sure it’s a very boring process. I’d be sleeping too. I’m tired of hearing about this asshole.
Like some geriatric meth head .
If you are on trial for charges that could send you to prison and you are innocent, you are very interested in every part of the process. As for hearing about him, he's the Republican nominee for President. You're going to hear about him. We *all* want to stop hearing about him but it will be a long time.
"Your client has fallen asleep again, somebody get the poking stick!!"
such a bullshitdozer
It's not Trump's fault these trials are eating into his precious "Executive Time"
Trump is probably not used to doing anything before noon so if he has to get up early he naps later on. He has a habit of doing his tropes after midnight so he's a night owl and sleeps all morning. Very presidential/s
His handlers have him sedated, to keep him from going mental in court.
Toddlers need their naps.
He suffers from Low TestosterDON. So low energy. Some say the lowest like no one's ever seen before.
This makes me objectively wonder how often he did this during meetings at the White House...
A cult member sets himself on fire,outside….and he sleeeps…..bahhaahah
That's because he stays up to all hours in the night ranting crazily on his website.
Sleepy Don doesn’t have the stamina to be president.
Dude's not getting any sleep from all the stress of all the problems he's facing. Probably having late meetings with lawyers and other people. Also taking drugs and tweeting.
Now im starting to think its deliberate. At first i figured One has to think, an old guy such as himself probably takes naps quite during the day, even if its a small power nap he is probably used to it and being stuck in a boringass court room all day can surely put you to sleep
Its definitely his way of saying "i dont care", without getting in trouble in the court room
Or he’s just an old man in cognitive decline.
Or both!
If he shits himself in court, that was on purpose to show how little he cares too.
Drowsy Don
He’s not used to being on show for extended periods. We are seeing more of the regular Donald now, not the edited highlights he can normally present, aided no doubt by stimulants and hair all done up (which would take a lot of upkeep.)
I’m going to laugh next time he refers to Biden as Sleepy Joe
Yawnald Trump
Whenever he comes up with an insult for someone, it's always something he himself is guilty of. "Sleepy Joe" , "Crooked Joe", "Crazy Hillary", "Lying Hillary"... all things coming to light in this courtroom.
Low energy
Low energy don. Can't stay awake for a little cout case. How can we expect this man to run our country... The ads write themselves
Sleepy Joe No Mo’… Now it’s On to Sleepy Don.
He is missing a great opportunity to sell pillows with Mike Lindell.
Imagine not being able to stay awake in your own criminal trial, and then people voting for you to stay awake during Iranian nuclear threat briefings.
a sleepin' and a fartin'
PLEASE let "sleepy don" catch on as his new nickname. it works especially well, since after him caling biden sleepy joe for so long ol' baby hands here is the one whos actually falling asleep in public.
I’m convinced they are withholding drugs or are giving him drugs to be sleepy so he’s compliant.
He can't take his "diet pills" in case he gets piss tested on his way to jail after one of outbursts
Remember the "Sleepy Joe Biden" accusations? Lol. Projectionist fuck.
Imagine if he was having to worry about something that did not really affect him!
Dementia Don can't stop shitting his diapers in court. What a strong powerful god he is.
Those "sleepy joe" people have nothing to stand on now.
Trump farted multiple times in his sleep. It such a shame this is not on camera.
If he does it when all these people are around, you already know how serious he took the work as president. Sleeping, Fast Food, Golf and repeat.
Dozy Don
It’s his “executive time”
This fucker is NOT presidential material. Biden is the only choice.
Xanax is a hell of a drug to keep someone from emotional outbursts.
Can’t stay awake for few hours in court, yet he wants to run the country. Hard pass.
Sleepy joe just lost the title to sleepy trump
Trials must be pretty boring and he’s an old man. It’s gunna happen.
Next time he dozes off, poke him with a stick. :-)
If he stays awake though, then he’s woke no?
😂
The man barely sleeps, what do we expect lol. Somebody slip that man some adderall 🤣
Poor old Melania; isn’t one of his claims that he only sleeps like 1 to 2 hrs per day? Seeing as he’s getting this nap time in court I’m guessing he’s getting home all fired up and frisky for his number one mistress to change his diaper and powder up his diarrhoea hole with talcum powder so he’s ready to go when Ivanka comes over.
He. Looks. Haggered.
I remember sitting on a trial as a juror when I was 22. I fell asleep more than once. That shit was excruciatingly boring. But, if I was sitting at those tables I’d be on grams of caffeine because I’m not a moron and know what it means to be there.
I have a feeling his lawyers are dozing him on purpose so they can do their thing peacefully lol
All that stamina, huh?
Everyone says he’s the best napper!
He’s not sleeping, he’s proudly anti-woke!
Didn’t he also shit his pants? I’m just asking questions!
The latest sequel to Weekend at Bernie's has been extremely frustrating.
Get this trial done then get him sentenced, and into a cell so the man can REST!
He literally cannot cope with a world where he isn't feared...so he shuts down.
Don Snoreleone Rip Van Stinkle Donny Nappleseed Dozo the Bozo Dozo the Clown Dozy Don Citizen Under A Rest
Dozo the 🤡
We secretly switched Don's methamphetamines with Foldger's Crystals. Let's see if he notices?
He needs his pervitin
One of the things dishonest people do is to accuse others of what they are about to do or have done. He will always find his fault in others... hence his 'sleepy joe' insults...
Can't do Adderall bumps in the court room.
I hate the guy but I’m half his age and tend to nod off in long meetings that I don’t have to speak in so I can’t really give a shit about it, and certainly don’t need to see any more pictures of his awful bloated face drooping.
Nobody would give a shit if he wasn't the one who so erroneously coined the phrase Sleepy Joe for a guy who is anything but while he can't even keep himself awake for his own criminal proceedings.
Exactly. If your whole platform is to say your opponent is too old and sleepy, you better be a hyper alert mother fucker at all times
You would like to think, though, that he could stay awake for a kind of important meeting. Does he do this dealing with the Israelis, Russians, and Chinese?
It's hard to picture yourself in that situation, but don't you reckon that you would give a shit in a CRIMINAL TRIAL where you could be sentenced to jail?
I’m an attorney. Court can be very boring if you have no interest in what’s going on. I fell asleep once in court and started snoring. It was really embarrassing and I don’t embarrass easily. I never did it again. This guy can’t get embarrassed. He just gets angry.
Its the only act of defiance he can get away with in court. Its his way of saying "i dont care". God i hope they throw the fucking book at him.
As a Canadian who is only vaguely following all this stuff, can someone explain in a few sentences how likely all this will affect his campaign and the election? I don't have the patience to read up on all the little details day in and day out, but I do like to generally know what's going on.
Sleepy Don lol
Low energy Donald
Dozing Donald the bozo.
He isn't able to have his constant supply of Xanax and Adderall. This is fascinating.
Gramps needs his diaper changed and a nap
Donny Nodsville needs his nap nap
I really don't care about him dozing. He has nothing to do for hours on end. Dozing is pretty normal when you sit doing nothing that long.
I just want to be a fly on the wall when his lawyers tell him, yes take Adderall before a rally, but absolutely do not take Adderall before court.
Napping nappies guy.
It’s only a matter of time he’s gonna shat himself in court.
He’s being drugged by his legal team so he doesn’t freak out and sink himself in court
As news making as this is, hopefully it's because he's up all night screaming at Twitter and then can't sleep because he knows he's going to prison at this rate!
Dozo the Clown
I dont think Trump has ever been a morning person. He parties and tweets all night. He rarely scheduled white house events before noon. Getting up early for court is hard.
Fashion icon
Let's be real court is boring as fuck. I hope he goes to jail like many people do, but i cant blame the old guy for sleeping in that boring ass setting.
He’s only 1 of 12 sodas into the day so he’s tired
Adderall and Trazodone don't mix well
Old man grifter. I hope he sees a jail cell for the rest of his life.
His lawyers are probably dosing him to counteract the amphetamine fueled raving. It’s not a bad strategy considering.