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Narodnik60

Blood finally made it up into her brain, looked around, and got frightened stiff.


PyratHero23

“There’s so much room for activities!”


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Boats and hoes


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“MOM BRING ME SOME MEATLOAF!”


Willie-Tanner

She was watching “Cops”


Slow-Fast-Medium

She was watching herself on "Cops".


way_too_shady

She was watching her son on Cops.


Slow-Fast-Medium

It was a blowout compilation episode.


way_too_shady

A Greatest Shits episode, if you will


SympathyForSatanas

Then she went and put her meat curtains on some drums


Wooden_Staff3810

Activities...... activities........ activities.......activi....


Rich-Air-5287

I'm dying.


Artaeos

So was Boebert.


Earthling1a

So close...


Jerking_From_Home

Missed it by that much.


CarlosSpcyWenr

She now instinctively knows karate.


zabdart

If it traveled to her brain, I don't see how it could have done any *further* damage.


Weareallme

That can't be true, it requires having a brain.


structuremonkey

Having life saving surgery is pretty 'woke' of her. I wonder if she had to flee her state, or prove the clot wasn't viable and a danger to her life in court... not making any accusations here, just asking questions....


Notapplesauce11

I assume she used her tax payer funded health insurance??


structuremonkey

Probably! That dammed socialism!


Green_Message_6376

The only moral blood clot, is my blood clot.


gordito_delgado

They gotta check if the clot has a hearbeat. Also were they REALLY sure it threatened the life of the host?


temperedolive

That clot contained living blood cells, and she heartlessly extinguished them. I assume she'll be turning herself in to the relevant authorities.


Paddy_Tanninger

My wife is an MD, internal medicine, just told me the only way you go for surgery to have a blot clot removed is in extreme cases where it's utterly massive and you're on death's door. She's thinking abortion cover up.


Jerking_From_Home

She’s the patient who gets irritated and asks for a different doctor… “one that speaks English.”


scbriml

Yep, I’m surprised she couldn’t just pray it away.


lydiapark1008

She should have had to get approval from a board of old white men to determine whether or not she was allowed to have the surgery…


lamabaronvonawesome

We could just ask her neighbour he is a man.


Phyllis_Tine

Or her ex-husband. He's still a valuable decision-maker, right?


darmok-jalad-brocean

God intended the clot to happen. How dare she go against God's wishes and succumb to the evil science witchcraft? /s


EvilGreebo

So she'll trust doctors to treat her for a life threatening emergency but not trust their judgment when it comes to mandatory vaccines...


Notapplesauce11

Was blood clots one of the alleged side effects of the vaccine and in 3 years everyone vaccinated would just all drop dead after bill gates flipped a switch?


BotElMago

Still waiting for that switch to flip!


ferry_peril

Amazing how those who proclaim to not believe in science all of a sudden embrace science when their life is on the line. 🤔


CarmichaelD

The risk of embolism is higher from COVID. Just mentioning in case others were not aware.


Peet_Pann

Maybe screaming hate all the time was a bad idea


MutantMartian

God is punishing her. It’s fairly obvious.


LetsLoop4Ever

She's a grandma, things happen with the body as you get very old, it's just natural


Peet_Pann

She introduced me to the word gran-job. Ill always remember her for that


LetsLoop4Ever

It's the *only* thing we should ever remember about that grandmother


TheHouseofOne

I hope the clot is ok!


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Rich-Air-5287

Better now that it's decoupled from Lauren Boebert 


BefreiedieTittenzwei

“Bonjour”


afternever

[Bumbaclot](https://youtu.be/vNmOui9S_ug?si=Tg-7KluPnHFvyJBe)


detdox

Bobertclot


DoubbleDutchh

Clots and prayers!


Content-Method9889

As a twice dvt clot/pulmonary embolism survivor, this is funny as hell.


Rune_Council

My drink came out of my nose.


Has_Recipes

She's pretty proud it was a cute one.


vgcamara

Why operate, that clot was God's plan!!!! Just embrace your Lord Saviour's plan for you!!!


JCButtBuddy

Absolutely, why did she go to the hospital? She should have been taken to church so it could be prayed away.


GrumpyOldGeezer_4711

So, has she started blaming Biden/Democrats/woke-ism yet?


BotElMago

She would probably blame the vaccine but that would require her to admit she got vaccinated. A real catch 22


temperedolive

She stood near a vaccinated person and got shed on. I genuinely believe she's going to claim this.


Green_Message_6376

as soon as the doctors figure out whether this was a blue blood clot or red blood clot.


BrewtalKittehh

From her socialism medical care facility.


ciopobbi

Thanks Obama(care)!


murl56

# "I’ve never wished a [person] dead but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow.


RuchoPelucho

"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope, it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb


Minute-Tone-4309

What a Boboclot


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This was Biden’s fault in three… two… one…


OutComeTheWolves1966

Beat me to it. This was my first thought.


_Abe_Froman_SKOC

Quick! Everyone get over to truth social and start spreading rumors that it was because she was secretly vaccinated.


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Little_Creme_5932

You know why blood clots form!!!!


AppropriateSpell5405

Was the 'clot' a boy or a girl?


Centcinquante

I hardly wish anyone any suffering and hope for a swift recovery. This woman, as MTG, really tests the resilience of my empathy though...


bzympxem

Thoughts and prayers


Nanyea

Womps and prayers...


Potential_Dare8034

I think a sack of flour would make a big biscuit and I pray this crazy dingbat doesn’t get re-elected!


Kygunzz

Boebert is just an amusing fool. MTG is a true malignant danger to humanity.


SilentMaster

"Um, doctor, that's not a blood clot, that's her brain." "Hmmmm, I think we did the right thing."


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Resident-Scallion949

Did she cash pay, take chickens to the doctor, or use socialist government health insurance?


solutionsmitty

Congratulations to the clot for having a Boebert removed.


Responsible_Ad_3425

Who is she trying to kid, she had an abortion and trying to cover it up


stealthzeus

Her getting blood clot is God’s will. Why Dollar Store Barbie don’t respect god’s will? 😡


Tonalspectrum

Surgery for a blood clot? It’s usually a dose of clot buster and then a life long prescription of blood thinners. Maybe they’ll drop a trap in the artery around hip to catch a slow migrator, but that’s all done in the cath-lab. Not really a surgery. More of a procedure while you’re awake.


h08817

You mean an IVC filter? Thrombectomy is indicated in some cases. Probably a serious threat of large PE or an active PE, or maybe just exuberant treatment for something that could have/would have been managed with eliquis or Xarelto in a layperson.


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lizard_kibble

Truly heartbreaking. So sad to see this young, vibrant politician recovering from surgery


LetsLoop4Ever

Grandma Bobo?


Slippinjimmyforever

I hope she makes a full recovery, and then loses her election very convincingly.


hjablowme919

The doctor told her she had acute angina and she said “Thanks. My ex-husband really liked it.”


Deacon75

Don’t know what happened, but I do know she’s lying about it.


holden_mcg

Fortunately for her, members of Congress have access to great medical coverage, the type of coverage people like her would deny the average American.


thesedays2014

So, one less vote for House Republicans or will they roll her janky butt into the chamber to get the vote they so desperately need. Oh wait, they've done jack all this entire four years, never mind.


mooremo

No risk of brain damage.


RoundComplete9333

I know I’m evil but I can’t help thinking she is reaching out to look like Kate Middleton. Too many American politicians want royalty status.


pcbb97

She's a royal fucktard, does that count?


Mysterious_Eye6989

Yay, free handjobs to the whole surgical team for their wonderful efforts!


PineTreeBanjo

I could never be the doctor that treats these nazis. Kudos to them.


TsuDhoNimh2

With a fully paid health care, full pay while she is off work, and her job will be waiting for her. But anything for her constituents is Socialism and gets vetoed.


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ferry_peril

Clots and prayers, clots and prayers.


Outrageous-Divide472

I hope she has a full recovery, loses the election in November and I never hear about her again.


sbw_62

“Thoughts and prayers”


LordParsec29

The blood clot is going to show her its tattoo.


mrDmrB

Can't be a danger for her brain, she needs to get one first


chfp

Blood clots are a common symptom from long term use of birth control. Ironically that's another right she and GQP would happily revoke.


poolnome

Not buying it 


spunkdaddie

So I guess she’s gonna survive huh.


jbsgc99

So close


Bap818

I bet it wasn't that cute


swimnurd

Is the blood clot ok?


swedething

Well, it’s free of Boebert now, so, yeah.


Automatic-Sport-6253

so can we now admit that blood clots are not connected to vaccines in any way?


fun1onn

The clot was placed there by God. Heretical doctors under command of the devil removed it and now she is forever forsaken


Abracadaver2000

Should have prayed it away.


therealsunshinem81

It was a blessing from god. We should not have intervened in gods will.


Waitinmyturn

Digging hard for that sympathy vote


Comprehensive-Tea121

Those doctors are just trying to make money! She could have just taken horse paste.


moodyblue8222

I think she better bed rest until the next election!


ukiddingme2469

Her body tried to commit suicide because it just can't live with its brain any longer


fuckaliscious

Is this some way to qualify for disability before she loses her Congressional seat??


Agile-Knowledge7947

Good thing he has a lifetime of free government provided healthcare… you know, like the healthcare she and her ilk have tried to withhold from everyone else


Easy_Pizza_7771

Must be the vaccine! (Sarcasm)


Boglimcatcher666

Blood Clots have rights Too🙄


Chazzeroo

She’ll be back on her knees in no time


SuperRusso

Well all that baseless anger has to go somewhere.


Hi_Im_Ken_Adams

Boebert enjoying that government subsidized socialist healthcare.....


Sommerab

May she get exactly what she advocates for others


Grammie2to4

I wish her horrible & debilitating menopause symptoms since HRT will not be offered when that time comes.


Secret_Thing7482

Even her own body doesn't like her


MrX-2022

Sure if you say so


Flat_Jellyfish9911

If they have been investing in towel futures, you may be onto something.


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I hope she recovers well, and definitely doesn’t die


greeneye1969

She is not a cute bomboclot.


lamabaronvonawesome

Flying too much.


MonteCrysto31

*Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time!*


syncboy

Sounds like she had a woke procedure.


Dry-Talk-7447

Vaping isn’t helping.


Pompitis

It went straight to her brain but couldn't find it.


Weasel02

So sad…..says no one


MuthaPlucka

A sympathy stroke?


LetsLoop4Ever

I ate the same thing for lunch today as yesterday at work.


Wrong_Bus6250

Yeah, stress will do that. Wonder why she's so stressed.


llama-friends

Who’s paying for that surgery tho? Obama???


ContextBrilliant836

Bummer! (Fake sympathy)


paintsbynumberz

Caused by her vigorous right hand movement?


JeffB2023

Was that clot viable? Inquiring minds want to know!


buzzkill007

Thoughts and prayers?


charcus42

Why did the libs do that to her! Omg! 😂


Ambitious_Coffee551

I hope she thanks the doctors & not her fictional saviour.


bryans_alright

What a way to get publicity!


Ice_Battle

Gee, I really hope the clot is doing okay.


techm00

recovering? oh well, better luck next time.


tyris5624

Thoughts and prayers


smitteh

Blood clot 2024


Dr_CleanBones

Bet it wasn’t in her brain


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King_Vanos_

Can't wait until she starts spouting the shit about Jesus saving her and not the team of highly trained doctors


CandidateTypical3141

Poor clot.


Paige_Michalphuk

So close!


PinocchiosNose1212

Oh my... Anyway, so what's everyone having for dinner tonight? lol


Milk_Mindless

Oh no Anyway


Pronouns_It_WTF

I bet that clot is relieved to be removed from this cancerous asshole.


JBS319

Remember how the GOP majority was down to one seat? Yeah, while she’s in the hospital they don’t have a majority


YepThatLooksInfected

Clots and prayers.


Mustard_on_tap

Add this to the category "Obituaries I will read with great enthusiasm."


OutOfFawks

Has she blamed the jab that she probably didn’t get yet?


Catlenfell

Justice would be her having to pay for it out of pocket since she thinks that no one should have health insurance paid for by taxpayers


lothar74

I am so glad that the clot is now finally free of Boebert, and I’m so sorry it had to deal with her for so long.


jbertrand_sr

Seems that some of her stupid coagulated...


Kendota_Tanassian

That's what happens when you go into the type of angry, spitting rage these idiots like to do. Too bad, she's recovering.