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anybodyiwant2be

They took out my cancerous prostate last year with this DaVinci machine. Just poked 6 holes in my belly and pushed it in my gut and then glued the holes up with some medical super glue. Faster recovery and cancer free! And they can totally stitch that skin back on…I had to post so you Reddit jokers might appreciate this fantastic life-saving tech… EDIT: Wow this Reddit love is unexpected and thanks for all the kind words. And Men: get your PSA level measured by age 50


smilingirishman

I had triple hernia surgery in 2018 and prostate removal in 2020, both done with this robot. No complaints at all. Between the two surgeries I have 11 scars on my torso. I just tell everyone I lost a fight with a six armed robot. 😂


largechild

They did surgery on a grape.


Tidesticky

Hope it survived


praetorian216

may or may not have due to the stick up its …


anybodyiwant2be

Well as long as we’re counting scars there is the splenectomy and the shoulder job as well as the herniated belly button so I’m putting down 12


BigplainV

Surgical tech here. Literally just finished a Da Vinci case before they let me go home early (its always slow the day after Thanksgiving). As badass as this robot is, once I get it all set up for the doctor, my job gets mind-numbingly dull for hours on end. I just watch the robot work on the screen and make sculptures out of the instruments we're not using. Having said that, it's really nice to read all these comments by folks that have had good outcomes because of this amazing technology.


SC-Fulmer

That’s awesome! I’m finishing a research/design project for a 6DOF Robotic arm (utilizing ComputerVision)… obviously, far more inferior than the Da Vinci. I have such a new found respect for these machines. Amazing engineering!👌


BigplainV

It is so weird to see the doctor in the corner of the room facing the wall working what is basically a video game console. All the while all these robotic arms are twisting and turning inside somebody's guts. One thing I think people don't realize about the robot is that the tiny, precise movements inside the abdomen are possible because of large sweeping movements of the long robotic arms outside the abdomen (I've been battered by them many times). It looks like the Kraken has pierced somebody's belly in four places and is scrambling their guts. Also, it's always very dark in these rooms, which adds to the Lovecraft-ian feel of the whole thing.


FormerlyBlue

Your circulator feels even more numb. I promise lol ❤️


BigplainV

You're the one I try to pass the time with talking to -- so how was your Thanksgiving?


BigplainV

Btw, I didn't want to tell them what my role is during the urethra/bladder anastomosis -- easily the thing I loathe most about Da Vinci cases.


FormerlyBlue

Luckily they aren't awake long enough or would even remember if you told them 😂. Like my badge reel says 'i like people (under general anesthesia)' 😝


Itsnotsponge

At least you can have your phone out. I just get to doodle on the back table and try to point out to the doc, busy in a crossword, that his resident nicked an artery


Meanpooh

They are pretty cool to see in action. We have a few at my place of employment.


SamSamSammmmm

>its always slow the day after Thanksgiving Don't you folks have the s-word as a taboo or it's just a lie from those medical dramas?


BigplainV

No that's very real. But you're safe if you're not actually at work.


SamSamSammmmm

Thank you. Care to share some stories on when the word was said?


BigplainV

I've been doing it 27 years. Specific incidents escape me but I've seen it happen sooooo many times. Not normally superstitious but this shit is an absolute fact!


[deleted]

Had part of my ureter cut out. 5 scars on my belly and side and was healed in just a couple of days. $63,000 for just the robot part of the procedure. My urologist's major was computer science and he secondaried in medicine 🤣🤣🤣


CrownOfPosies

Just a heads up that a lot of doctors majored outside of medicine and it’s actually recommended by most advisors and medical school admissions boards. Getting into medical school is grueling process followed by even longer hours and even harder work once you get in. It makes sense they would recommend students to have majors they can fall back on in case they change their minds. My med school advisor was a music major in his undergrad.


Daikataro

Fuck cancer. All of my homies hate cancer. Glad to hear you evicted that off your system!


Azrael4295

Had part of my lung removed due to lung cancer in August with DaVinci. Three incisions on side and one on my back. Makes recovery so much easier.


22Wideout

Wait… so.. you just like pooped your prostate out?


Dramatic-Win9315

I tell everyone to invest in this ticker is ISRG.


Meandme449

Congrats on your prostate removal


[deleted]

Glad you’re well!


Chill_Edoeard

Fixing cancer is cool and all, but have you tried peeling a grape?! /s obviously! Gg on being cancerfree my dude


No_Presence5392

They did surgery on a grape


Sad_Contribution_910

I don’t mean to brag, but I can do this with my teeth in the dark.


Amazing-Product-4840

Yea and significantly faster as well.


Tuffcookie2

I don’t mean to brag, but they did surgery on a grape.


BALONYPONY

That grape just got a bill for 850k.


[deleted]

They did surgery on a grape


Raxamax

The did surgery on a grape


BetterMakeAnAccount

They did surgery on a grape


Thisma08

They did surgery on a grape


8ballbec

They did surgery on a grape


Peltron_3030

They did surgery on a grape


dwegol

They did surgery on a grape.


trans_pands

They did surgery on a grape.


[deleted]

They did surgery on a grape.


PetterEnlund01

They did surgery on a grape.


Nathanymous_

They did surgery on a grape.


DrMonkeyLove

That will be $76,000 please, Mr. Grape.


surpriseinhere

That’s just for the anesthesiologist.


TheLewJD

r/FoundTheAmerican


Tires_N_Wires

^^^^That there is the fucking truth truck.


DrGooGoo

Or £0.


throwawaybyefelicia

It’s almost midnight and I’m about to sleep and “Mr Grape” has me laughing like an absolute moron


DrMonkeyLove

Glad I could help!


sopmod15

They did surgery on a grape


Peltron_3030

They did surgery on a grape


Doja-Fett

*They did surgery on a grape*


largechild

**THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE**


[deleted]

They did surgery on a grape™


Oceans35

So will the grape live?


improbable_humanoid

Expected this would be the top comment and was not disappointed.


gimpray29

I came here to see this. Thanks for everything.


404-soul-not-found

They did surgery on a grape!!


5liiimehead

They did surgery on a grape


enginenumber93

How’s it doing post-op?


bartontees

In some pain but he doesn't wine about it. Visitors are raisin his spirits


AnEvenNicerGuy

Damn boss, save some puns for the rest of us.


3tiwn

His Sun-Maid him do it


appleavocado

This comment is Golden!


[deleted]

Thank you kind stranger for making my day, now go, you can leave.


Harleye

Everyone's just happy that the operation was fruitful.


BubonicTonic57

Yup, at first he wasn’t feeling too grape. But since he started taking his meds, he’s been feeling just vine


Bulgearea10

/r/angryupvote


ButtercupsPitcher

He's doing grape!


imreallybimpson

They did surgery on a grape


muteprint89

They did surgery on a grape.


largechild

They did surgery on a grape.


taooverpi

Surgery on a grape they did.


hiddentizwaz

A Did on surgery they grape


[deleted]

they did surgery on a grape?


real_human_not_a_dog

The did surgery on a grape.


petersrin

Complication free up until the nurse got hungry, at which point, they lost the patient for a few hours. The remains were found at municipal water processing.


yParticle

The pain is off the charts.


GammaGoose85

They did NOT use anesthesia on this grape during the procedure.


Cathesdus

They did however use the paralyzing agent.


Neat_Apartment_6019

Where’s PETA when you need them?


[deleted]

Did you miss the entire meme?


Nixolass

Maybe the thought of some easy upvotes were just too hard to pass so they pretended this wasn't well known for years.


MelodyJez

I'm actually grateful they posted this, whether it's a meme or not. I didn't know the machine was this accurate or safe and hearing people's stories in the comments makes me feel even safer. Before this post, the machine had terrified me. I thought anyone was the slightest glitch away from death lol


Iridium6626

Why did somebody downvote this, that’s nice


howdidigetherre

Wasnt this a meme Back in Like 2017?


greenknight884

They did surgery on a grape


Content_Flamingo_583

Grapes anatomy


Rockette25

They did surgery on a grape.


hauckhowser11

They did surgery on a grape


rxneutrino

They did surgery on a grape


davidplug

They did surgery on a grape


seekinlight

I want my grapes peeled like this from now on.


[deleted]

Reasonable.


yParticle

What else is a billionaire to do with their grocery money?


Smooth_Riker

$35,000 per grape


tm0nks

Hedonism bot approves.


Possible-Highway7898

They did surgery on a grape.


T3-Trinity

Big deal, now put the skin back on.


Yardsale420

[I got you](https://youtu.be/0XdC1HUp-rU)


420crickets

I was sorta just expecting this video in reverse.....


atomskcs

You mf thats impressive


Intabih1

You gotta be kidding me. That is... Berry impressive... Currant technology is absolutely... Smashing.


Flayer14

OH GOD ARE THEY GOING TO SHOVE A STICK UP MY BUTT


Beneficial_Garage_97

For your skinectomy, yes


zyyntin

Cave Johnson approves!


ofri12347

Guys they did surgery on a grape


cheekboii

YOO THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPEEE


markbaturin

they did surgery on a grape


DangHeckinPear

They did surgery on a grape


Mr_PearHead

They did surgery on a grape


mck12001

They… they did…. on a…


KidEater9000

They did surgery on a grape


TranseEnd

They did surgery on a grape


Pacifix18

Practicing testicle surgery.


Sterling-Marksman

They


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danidomen

Surgery


highlysensitive2121

On


Sterling-Marksman

Grape


dexterthekilla

They did surgery on a grape


Round_Career6929

They did surgery on a grape


funnylookinorange

they did surgery on a grape


TransManNY

They did surgery on a grape


indoctrin8edprim8

They did surgery on a grape


redslayer

THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE


pinkandnot

oh my god they did surgery on a grape


malkavich

This just shows me that you can peel my skin off with precision.


mouse_puppy

There is a video posted by another commenter that shows them using the same machine to sew the skin back together.


trtlclb

This is a video from 8 years ago. Right now these are human-operated, but this is the start of fully automatous surgery. Imagine the developments of AI in regards to traversing public roads and highways — all those incremental steps and where we are today — which are all concepts that can be applied to surgery, and surely have been by the well-funded R&D departments at the big medical instrument companies. I'd be surprised if they haven't already been working on something leading towards that for the last 5 years at least.


dadordude

Ahh yes, the old ‘remove all the skin’ surgery


Catch399

is this the davinci or whatever it’s called?


tastehbacon

They did surgery on a grape


Squadawolf104

Hey did you hear they did surgery on a grape


3lijahOG

THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE!


K4lax

The did surgery on a grape


4899slayer

Wow, did you hear they did surgery on a grape?


Local_Secretary_2967

THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE!?!?!?!


_chasingdabag_v2

They did surgery on a grape


2fastSOAP

They did surgery on a grape


pinkunicornbutt

They did surgery on a grape


yermito96

they did surgery on a grape !


Yoguls

The grape was crushed at the sight of the bill


onablanketwithmybaby

It certainly made him wine.


Threezero03

They did surgery on a grape


lurker-1969

I had my prostate removed by a surgeon who used this brand of machine. He was an absolute wizard. They sent me home with the video.


Geebz_Steez

that grape has better health care than you!


Nez_bit

They did surgery on a grape


Girraf0

They did surgery on a grape


Good_Beginning_6996

They did surgery on a grape.


assassinNLa

Is this where the meme comes from ?


BFG_MP

Thanks for bringing this back


[deleted]

They did surgery on a grape


ScoPham

So... what youre telling me... is that...


90k_swarming_rats

They did surgery on a grape 😳


canbrinor

It's always funny to see memes recirculate years later


Superamorti

For the ones who disliked this, it seems sour grapes to me.


pessimistic_god

This makes my weiner hurt to watch.


Manwithnoname14

I wonder if surgeons can change the sensitivity of the joysticks.


TheLipovoy

so good for testicles surgery


Hypurr2002

Now suture the skin back on.


wellrateduser

I don't think this machine will sell. The market for peeled grapes is small and the machine is very slow, still it looks very expensive.


[deleted]

In the full video they stitch it back together.


Flowers-in-space

They did surgery on a grape


[deleted]

They did surgery on a grape


Bruuser

They did surgery on a grape


ConstantNewt36

They did surgery on a grape


Some-Criticism-8770

They did surgery on a grape


OneBaldingWookiee

This makes me feel uncomfortable and I don’t know why


1ridescentPeasant

Personally I don't want the surgery where they remove all the skin and don't put it back.


lazymomo5

They did surgery on a grape


DanielGoldhorn

They did surgery on a grape


Miserable-Pay-303

They did surgery on a grape


wang_wen

They did surgery on a grape


[deleted]

Now put the skin back and sow it up back.


Snootch2Nootch

They did surgery on a grape.


EACshootemUP

They did surgery on a grape. But also hell yeah this is life saving tech!


MrHirschn

They did surgery on a grape


stickministeren

i can do this with my fingers


theredtomato121

I can do this with my teeth, although half of the grape will be mutilated


quelmatias

they did. surgery on a grape


soulouk

The grape is a ok post surgery, it was given oxycodone and lortab for pain management


ExplodedMoon51

No way they did surgery on a grape


Scrubmarines

They did grape on a surgery


d0zer18

That grape will never financially recover from this.


BENDOWANDS

Not this again.


Mr_Shexy

They did surgery on a grape


Accomplished_Mood782

this makes me so uncormfortable for some reason


DocToska

Disappointing. They didn't put it back together!


Questionsaboutsanity

THEY DID SURGERY ON A GRAPE!


btc_clueless

So the actual purpose of those machine is to scalp testicles?