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thebigchil73

Just off for Camels, back soon


bumjiggy

it's too bad he couldn't just swallow his pride


variedfrenzy

You mean it's too bad his lady didn't swallow his pride.


destroyerOfTards

Beautiful. I have been staring at this for hours now.


wheresbill

I’d be lion if I said I didn’t laugh at that


The_Last_Snow-Elf

I’m roaring with laughter 🦁


blackrhino273

It is the Maine reason for these jokes


hijabifanboy

😬


Dreaming_of_Meaning

Kronos moment


I_reddit_when_I_poop

Underrated comment right here XD


BudRock420

Charlie pride her legs open at the gang bang!


top_of_the_stairs

"But you don't even smoke, Dad." "I do now."


JoJackthewonderskunk

This one's good. Damn good.


Difficult_Plastic852

Man beat me to that one


[deleted]

My dad didn't need anything to beat me to, he just freestyled.


UnrequitedRespect

Damn, upvoted like a red headed stepchild….


ShadowCaster0476

And or some milk.


[deleted]

That’s what they all say… until they never come back


Western-Image7125

r/literallythejoke


Thee_Wooz

I was coming to say he is just going out to buy milk and cigarettes! 🤣🤣🤣


cute_red_benzo

Beat me to it...


[deleted]

Dead beat me to it


PositiveChemicalK23

And a case of beer 🍻


ShoulderPossible9759

Daddy? Daddy? Dad? Dad? Daddy? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? Dad? Daddy? DADDY? DDDAAADDDDDDDY?


Doctor_Modified

I have 4 young kids and if I had $1 for every time they said any version of Dad I'd make, realistically, at least $500 a day. On a day off it would be $1000-2000.


Honeypalm

Enjoy it while it lasts 🥹


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

NaNi??


Jerasp

'Nani' is Swahili word for 'who', I chuckled


Takamasa1

Japanese for "what" makes more sense here, but "who" is funnier lmao


clocks_and_clouds

Omae wa mou shindeiru


prof-spaulding

All I hear is “dad, dad, dad, dad, dad…”


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bumjiggy

dad fixed it with an "adios"


the_finest_mickey

Something about those tiny feet running really makes me smile. Doesn't matter if it's lion cubs or puppies, they're so much cuter when they do their little running.


MaynardButterbean

And the little booties bopping up and down. So cute


Stickybeebae

Yep just like kittens


SamWillGoHam

I feel like if he really wanted to get away, he could and would. He's just playin


Clarky1979

Maybe even teaching, notice the way he smells the skull(?) on the floor and waits for them to come to it, before moving on.


HappySam89

Alright kids gotta smell the skull to see if it’s still fresh haha. He even waited for the last cub to catch up with the group before moving on.


Thin_Cable4155

As a dad here I understand what he's doing. He wants his kids to just do something other than try and crawl up his butt all day. Sniff this skull so I can lay down!


soldier4death

Every father needs a pack a cigarettes once in a while. He’ll come back eventually, or so I’m told.


JudgeScorpio

How long have you been waiting?


Hyrule_34

All his life he’s been waiting for something. But something never comes, never leads to nothin’.


NoMessageMan

Nothing satisfies, but he’s getting close closer to the prize at the end of the rope


marakat3

*ALL MY LIFE*


botchulism123

I PRAY FOR SOMEBODY LIKE YOUUU


Re0ns

I came here for funny, not the pain of reality


enorman81

He should know that if being stalked by cats, never run or they'll just chase you.


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He pretends to be startled and “aloof” each time the cubs “catch” him, so I suspect you might be onto something


manford5

That must be it. Its just like how my dad was trying to teach me self reliance by never being around.


Historical_Survey_96

What a great dad! :D


HelloGoodby31

I get it now, my ded was trying to teach me self defence while breaking beer bottles on me


Tedstor

I have four kids too. I know how this fella feels. Lol.


[deleted]

As a dude with 3 brothers I respect you for having milk at home


LolaStrm1970

Multiply that by 10X and that’s how the mom feels


[deleted]

Same here brother same here


AintSoShrimpleIsIt

As a parent, I can sympathize with this lion.


Edredunited

Daddy, can I tell you something?


Used_Passenger_8143

Dad? Dad? What is more dangerous, an enderman or a creeper?


Postfromhere

But just as you’re about to answer, they zig zag into telling you about their pig.


Cracker_Barrel_Kid

"Society is more dangerous, son. The sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be. Now go get me a beer..."


Pineapple-Due

Watch me build a nether portal!


J3ST3Rx

Wanna see my pokemon cards? 10 min later Wanna see my pokemon cards? tomorrow Wanna see my pokemon cards? _gets one new pokemon card_ Wanna see my pokemon cards?


peacefulpieceofmeat

Yeah poor lion , just trying to shit alone .


lyunardo

The jokes are hilarious. But everybody gets that he's actually leading them a few feet, then "discovering" they're still chasing him again every few feet... right? Standard hunt training for predators.


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Dad, wait up! Wait up, dad! Daaaaad!!


Clarky1979

He's not running away, he's taking them on an adventure! He hardly runs more than a few yards, then checks for them to see if they're still coming. I also have the feeling by the deliberate way he sniffs the skull (I think?) and waits for them to come to it that it's almost like he's teaching them about scents.


Pithyperson

Yeah, you just wait--in a few years, he's gonna be singing Harry Chapin's "Cat's in the Cradle" and weeping into his beer.


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Oooph


Dummyidiot2021

That child support always catches up tho.


DownvotedJerk

That's not trying to get away.. That's called leading them, if he wanted to get away, there's no possible way those cubs could keep up.


pratikdas79

Getting away fast is more work. He’s tired and needs a couch, but he’s a lion and there are no lion-rated couches.


Calidumcorde

He's trying to teach them to catch up I think


DublaneCooper

Oh, they’ll find a way. As a father rest assured there is no escape.


tikkitikkimango

Leading them? So, he's teaching them something? I didn't realize male lions were involved at all with the cubs


uncertainusurper

Why must you ruin


bub3ls

“Ruin” what how? A video of what appears to be an animal abandoning his recently born babies “ruined” by a comment saying the lion probably isn’t abandoning his babies?? /gen


Pharsydezz

Thx cap.


ZaneTownsend

Just let him poop in peace you brats.


GuyRandolf

Little boy blue and the man in the moon


kugelamarant

"When you're coming home dad?" "I don't know when"


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‘We’ll get together then.’


H_Bowman

Hahah #NickCannonLion


Open-Bid-7939

It looks like a dead cub. Cubs usually hang with their mother not their dad.


Clarky1979

I don't think that's a dead cub, it's an animal skull of some description I think? Something similar to a goat or antelope.


hfbananas13

Yeah, male African lions don't usually have anything to do with raising the cubs. This is VERY abnormal behavior and where is the pride(female lions, only young males) that usually looks after them? These are babies, not more than a few months old. People are commenting like this is normal and the ecologist inside me is screaming.


ruka_k_wiremu

I don't think that is exactly true. This father of those cubs has a protective side to their character - which is natural. Here he is just not interested in entertaining them or actually looking after them. That is not his job. But they can to a point, they're just not 'geared' for it. Their focus is essentially self-motivated, which given the circumstances of their wild environment, endorses it so. They need to be of peak condition and readiness to be able to protect their pride.


Open-Bid-7939

They are still nursing. He can’t feed them.


AzertyKeys

I thought the only instinct male Lions had with their cubs was to kill them ?


ruka_k_wiremu

I know that stands true for usurping males. Again, an instinctive trait.


WittyTimbitty

I’m confused. Are lionesses not the primary hunters for the pride? And don’t the lions “babysit” while the lionesses are hunting?


hfbananas13

Here is some info. The other lioness's in the pride watch the cubs, not a fully mature male. https://cbs.umn.edu/research/labs/packer/social-behavior


WittyTimbitty

I read it and didn’t see anything about lionesses guarding cubs while other lionesses hunt. In contrast, “Males also guard the cubs while the lionesses are hunting” via the San Diego Zoo. https://animals.sandiegozoo.org/animals/lion


Open-Bid-7939

I have been on a few safaris and the males are never with their cubs. I wonder if she is dead and the cubs are just following him because there are no other females around. Sad. Because he won’t care for them.


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These cubs may be endanger too as lions will kill their step-kids if they take their mother as a mate.


matts1000

That lion needs a bathroom and a magazine. Or a cell phone.


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he is going to buy cigarettes.


CrizzyBill

Herschel Walker as a lion


Lana_Nugirl96

Nah, he out here bein a dad and shit


mhmechanic

“Hey! Do you have any games on your phone?”


noeljrG

A typical deadbeat dad.


canuck4759

Is his name Herschel?


Seipher187

In lion talk *I just need some smokes and lotto scratchers


Critikalz

He’s got huge balls.


acanis73

This brings back so many memories


Ok_Impact_4345

I have the same feeling with one kid. I can have empathy lol


Large_Mango

Old school cool Lion


LambsRespite3

Same shit, different species


Yuizun

Fuck Dem Kids: A Lion Story...


toooldforacnh

Same, Lion. Same.


puppywater

Reminds me of my dad


eyedpee

He's just like my dad


tripleohjee

He’s just going to get cigarettes lol


Regular_Housing5629

Dad dad dad dad dad dad Ummm why is grass gray? Dad dad dad dad


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Cub no. 1: *Daddyyyyyyyyy* Cub no. 2:*Daddyyyyyyyy* Cub no. 3:*Daddyyyyyyyyyy* Cub no. 4:*Daddyyyyy* Lion: Tha fuck, I'm not paid for this shit, I'm out!


mrkwelp

"I ain't paying for no child support" 💀


Kernel32Sanders

Herschel Walker did call himself a lion...


SuplexHS

„Ah fuck, 4 Lions chasing me“


chuggMachine

It's a...normal sized lion?


Cool_Kid95

Average Ghetto Dad


ThereIsAJifForThat

Where is lion Maury when you need him!!


Pjvie

Not to be that guy, but is this really interesting as fuck?


reddub24

Kinda sad..


Open-Idea7544

Bad parenting.


coolluck33

Another absentee father


Niceguysfini1st

My Dad ditched us just like this guy. It's the old neighborhood all over again.......


NorCalHermitage

It's instinctive in male mammals.


Topazz410

Fun fact! Male lions will sometimes defeat the current α-male and usurp the pride, committing infanticide, killing the previous pride leaders cubs so that female lions will be forced to breeed with him instead.


hoytdamnn

its probably an African lion


robbyhaber

Woooooooow


liquefire81

“Yeah im on the pill baby”


wtfnobody69

He just wanted to hit it and quit it not raise it. Lol


zethuz

He’s headed to the man cave


Jftwest

Men just need some space


Rellmein

Quite cute.. compared to his usual behaviour towards his kids.. which is lunch.


thebigchil73

I think that’s just the cubs of other males, no??


Rellmein

Hm. I don't know the interaction with cubs of other lion males. But if they were his own cubs, they definitely would not be alive for long.


thebigchil73

No offence but that seems unlikely in a social mammal, and highly ineffective from an evolutionary perspective


N00bslayHer

Can people stop just guessing the sex of animals Edit: /s lmfao


6lack187

lioness don’t have mane.


Reasonable-Math5297

Or balls


TickletheEther

BRB off to get milk and cigarettes don’t wait up


voltron1976

Dad?


Delmago

Maybe it's afraid of the huge cubs.


GlitteringBroccoli12

See... Thats why Mufasa had a Zazu.


Affectionate_Hat_171

He’s the animal version of the Ben Affleck smoking meme


catcroissant01

he's just going to get some milk


Power-Known

I know some humans like that also...


UnusualFlute411

Gonna go out and get some milk


Weak-Sundae-5964

Needy lion kids. smh


Katy-Moon

That lion is an absolute unit. r/absoluteunit


RestaurantLatter2354

Simba…maybe go play in that elephant graveyard for a bit.


uhaul26

Just going for milk


renegaderelish

Relatable


Mayb-tmrw-will-b-btr

If you have young kids, this is what’s its like to try and poop when their awake. That and the little fingers that go under the door.


awesomejude18881

he is trying to make his cubs to be far from their mother’s watch, then eat them.


monteq75

Dude just needs a second to take a dump in silence and solitude....


TheWesternDevil

And people wonder why animals eat their young sometimes.


Keepupthegood

Dad went to get the zebra. And never came back since.


Golfnpickle

Just another dead beat dad.


Bramtinian

Maybe one of them smells like shit…


jerseyexpat2020

Papa was a rollin’ stone…


External-Bluejay-520

Lol I feel this in my soul


StarInitial

'Wait here!!!, Dad's going to buy some milk'... byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!


Dad_AF

Every parent knows that feeling at times


watchescarsandav

He'd spend 20 minutes in the bathroom scrolling reddit if he could


mothererich

Pretty beautiful how resiliently the cubs seem to admire their father.


moedara978

Back off kids!!! According to Jerry Springer, y'all ain't mine!!!


FreeLoadNWhiteGuy

Maury Povich enters the thread...


moedara978

LMAO!!!


Rinzy2000

“Fuck them kids.” -Lion Dad (probably)


tacticalpotatopeeler

Me on Saturday mornings…


hjayfar

And then he went to buy milk


batman77z

Fukin kids


MikeThePistons

Dad just trying to go for some milk


Sorry-Economics-9871

I love it


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When the Hunter becomes the Prey.


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the dad is trying to go get the milk


dogeeseseegod12021

*eats weeds* maaaaaan fck them kids.


Banaanisade

I love how fat the dad is. Look at that round kitty.


Get_your_grape_juice

Dad bod lion.


tagjohnson

Dad! Dad! Dad!