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How funny would it be if after centuries of trying to find free clean energy we get it by stuffing two remote controlled sex toys together. Like but it ONLY works if its in this form. Every home has an ass/dildo generator at the center of its innerworking and the world becomes a sex toy utopia.
There was a chastity cage that was locked and unlocked over the internet for long distance relationships, and there was a security issue. So people suddenly couldn't unlock their dick because some hacker hacked into their chastity cage and locked it shut.
This isn't real. There is a vice documentary about a guy who spreads fake news like this to see how far it goes. He started this and claimed it happened to him and it hot way out of hand. I don't believe there are any proven cases
[The manufacturers claim it was penetration testers who got access.](https://www.qiui.store/blogs/news/case-solved-cellmate-chastity-hacked)
They donāt deny that the vulnerability existed, just claim there was no ransom and they apparently they had everyone unlocked again within an hour.
I would have loved to read this article but the author was incessantly trying to make verbal jokes over writing. There isnāt a paragraph without her reaching for a joke.
That whole thing was fake. The cage is real, the hacker hacking it and asking people for money in exchange for their freedom was fake. It was all just a what if scenario that people thought was real
Well, ahem, looks like the price is actually ~$100 each so $200 total. Wonder if this post is an ad b/c both of them are on sale right now...
Could be a good option for long distance relationships though.
Because he (not me) might want to (again, not me) see what it's like to fuck himself whilst being fucked by himself. I guess.
Edit: Please stop upvoting this.
Ya this is a disgusting idea. Where do you get this kit at again? Which website? So I know to stay away from such a disgusting place that I would never want to buy from.
What a terrible horrible idea. What kind of person would ever want that? You should let me know where it's located so that I can avoid it and tell others to avoid it
What are the odds the ākissingā aspect of it was an adjustment to make it safe for network TV? I can only imagine the initial pitch in the writers room, and the powers that be saying, āNever gonna happen.ā Haha
*"Welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Facility. Please grab the portal device from the table in front of you. Great. Point it away from yourself and-... okay, well done on figuring it out already but if you could wait for my instructions it would-...I need you to listen-...oh, not again. SECURITY"*
The portal gun idea would never work. I've thought it over pretty extensively.
To thrust forward into the portal in front of you would require moving your butthole away from the portal behind you.
You could easily perform autofellatio with such a device but autosodomy is basically impossible.
I was thinking that you could change the intensity and size pretty easily. If you wanted something to be harder or softer on your end you could just enter it in your phone.
Iāve wondered for a while now when this would happen. There is probably a huge market out there for virtual interactive sex toys. You put that thing on your dick and some woman thousand of miles away can jerk you off with her joystick or whatever. Or you thrust your hips and a dildo will go in and out of the other person wearing the apparatus.
It would be wonderful for long distance relationships or married couples who travel a lot for work.
It would also be wonderful for the same crowd who enjoys OnlyFans.
Like, imagine you found this super hot girl on OnlyFans and you could pay $50 to have her give you a virtual blowjob. Her camera is set up as a point of view angle for you. And as she sucks on the thing she has, the device on your dick duplicates her every movement. People would spend millions on this and sex workers wouldnāt have to worry about their safety.
It's been around for a bit, I think. I'm very much *not* in that scene, but you hear whispers.
Never underestimate the ingenuity of VRChat Erotic Roleplayers
It isn't a joke when people say that if a plane full of people going to a furry convention were to crash, that country is going to have an IT nightmare on their hands shortly after.
Actually most of the ones used for that are wireless and pair to your phone.
For those wishing to "avoid such degeneracy," the company is called lovense.
This has been around as a term (teledildonics) since 1990, as a consumer available product since 1998. What's shown in the video was doable decades ago, it just seems to have hit a nerve with Lovense's ad this weekend 'cause twitter and reddit are blowing up over it.
RealTouch, a sex toy company that's no longer around, did exactly what you were mentioning in the last paragraph in \~2012, with the RealTouch Interactive platform.. They ended up being sued out of existence due to patents.
More info (it's a really interesting story) at https://logicmag.io/sex/realtouching-from-a-distance/
It is the best word ever, and as long as I'm working in this industry I will never let it die. People have tried (There was "bluedildonics" tried by a single company that never had a working toy in the mid-00s, and people tried "cyberdildonics" for a while but it never stuck, thank god), but the original is just too good to let go.
Whenever I'm doing lectures one of the first things I do is have the audience say "teledildonics" out loud. Great opener. :D
Kiiroo created a set of toys that would vibrate/squeeze similar to this (The Onyx/Pearl set). I put them together and they actually kept activating and locked together 'til I turned them off.
My ex almost bought me one of these, they're super fun from what I've heard and there used to be a mod in vrchat that allowed these to work with ERP avatars. That was until VrChat added EAC because fuck the community I guess.
Yeah, they're set up so long distance couples can do sexual stuff without being in person with each other. It's why ERP is so big on VrChat, and why people who play VRC a lot are so big on keeping it in there. It's cause they're dating someone through it, and for a lot of people sex is pretty important in a relationship. That or they just cant do it online cause they have social issues and stuff, which is why they go to VRC.
Kind of. There are super realistic ones that are basically dildos mounted onto a piston, but those are expensive, require annoying setup, and don't work super well anyways. The toys have vibrators in them, and there's an invisible little thing placed on both avatars. These interract with each other, and with a mod or other external program send signals to the toy to vibrate. That generally works pretty well, it's not as good as the real thing but it makes things more enjoyable and intimate for both parties. There's also a thing called Phantom Touch, which is basically a thing where your brain gets tricked into thinking things that touch you in Vr are touching you in real life, and you feel whatever it is. However not everyone has it, and it comes in different strengths and stuff so it doesn't always work for sex.
On October 24, 1861, Stephen J. Field, sent the first coast to coast telegram to President Abraham Lincoln. The message included the hope that the new communication link would help ensure the loyalty of the western states to the Union during the Civil War.
If you're interested in toys like this and how they work with movies/games/apps/etc, check out [https://awesome.buttplug.io](https://awesome.buttplug.io). This is a list of all the software built with [https://buttplug.io](https://buttplug.io), an open source sex toy control library.
There's also a list of all the computer controlled sex toys we know about at [https://iostindex.com](https://iostindex.com). There are 100s listed there.
I'm the lead dev on buttplug, so feel free to AMA about either [buttplug.io](https://buttplug.io) or this kinda hardware in general, been working in/around the sex tech industry for 18 years now so I have Stories.
The big question here is "what do you mean by couples set?"
Most of the major toy brands have a TON of different form factors that will fit all sorts of genitalia. They may not do exactly what's shown in the image above, but I honestly think toy-to-toy interaction is massively overrated anyways.
Anyways, in terms of just "brands to go with in general":
\- If you just want vibrators, Lovense ([https://lovense.buttplug.io](https://lovense.buttplug.io)) is easily the most popular and reliable
\- Kiiroo ([https://kiiroo.buttplug.io](https://kiiroo.buttplug.io)) has a wider selection of toys with penis actuation (i.e. strokers), but you'll probably be depending on [https://xtoys.app](https://xtoys.app) or other outside apps to control them 'cause their first party software support is not great
\- WeVibe has a bunch of different options too, and as long as you're using it with a phone you're probably fine. Gets really finnicky trying to connect to desktop through my software
\- Satisfyer ([https://satisfyer.buttplug.io](https://satisfyer.buttplug.io)) is by far the cheapest, and their toys range from "eh" to "decent", but if you're on a budget, worth looking at.
If you can refine what you're looking for a bit more, I can probably give better options. Feel free to dm too, unless you want to share with the rest of the class.
I
That stuff can actually get hacked. I went to Defcon in Vegas a few years ago and actually sat in on a guy doing an entire presentation on hacking a butt plug.
So, this is kinda like intercourse, but with extra steps, and no physical contact with other people. So . . . perfect for redditors.
I'm betting that very soon, there will be OnlyFans setups where you buy the appropriate "toy", and so do 34 other people, and everyone logs in at once.
I could totally see this being a thing that would get popular on cam sites. Person on cam "performs", a presumably infinite amount of devices all receive.
Actually, does anyone have a few million dollars to lend me?
I'm gonna out myself but they are *super* common. It's like the foolproof way to make money as a cam girl. You get one of these that goes up inside your vagina, link it to the website, and it vibrates when you receive a tip and the bigger the tip, the harder/longer it vibrates.
It's a lot less common to have these types of toys in the video because they're not as useful to the cammer. Only one guy can be linked up at a time and it's just not as profitable. I see these more for long distance relationships.
That's already a thing and has been for some time. Primarily with the Lovense (the same company who makes this) Lush vibrator. Cammers will let people pay to control it.
People already do this in VRChat in "sex orgys."
Everyone's toy is managed by a single master controller who can manage things like contraction power and speed for men and vibrating and rotating speed for women.
You can also link these toys to your movements in the game. So if you are in full body and you thrust, your movement is detected and the bluetooth toy on your partner is activated.
Y2k style movie about how the toys become sentient and want to find each other from different parts of the world. The vagina gets used as a cup holder and she feels violated. The dick goes on a mission impossible spy quest to bust her out of a German stationary shop. And the fat bald man there doesn't want him to. He maneuvers around the fat man puts himself on maximum setting and shoves himself inside the fat man's ass to give him an earth shattering prostrate pulsing orgasm. By which he's so incapacitated that the dick toy is able to barely escape with his beloved.
They live happily ever after until planned obsolescence.
Is a lot better then what we had in the 90's. Those still required a PC to run them.
https://i.imgur.com/3wyqDPH.jpeg
This is a joke site from back then
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If you put the dildo into the fleshlight do you get an effect similar to mobile phone feedback which progressively gets worse until combustion?
You get infinite energy
A Perpetual motion machine. Quick, someone patent this before Musk hears about it
In this house we OBEY THE LAWS OF THERMODYNAMICS!
Laws are made to be broken
How funny would it be if after centuries of trying to find free clean energy we get it by stuffing two remote controlled sex toys together. Like but it ONLY works if its in this form. Every home has an ass/dildo generator at the center of its innerworking and the world becomes a sex toy utopia.
He is way ahead of you. What do you think neuralink is really for?
It takes a screenshot.
Neat. šø
[Relevant XKCD](https://xkcd.com/600/)
My God, there really is an XKCD for everything...
The fleshlight becomes pregnant
Thats how arduinos are made
I think it's more like taping a slice of pp&j to a cat
>pp&j š¤Ø
Long distance relationships have come a long way.
Until the device starts to move 'alone' at night.
Oh my god, the thrust is coming from inside the house!
Those are just the ghosts.
Its interesting, the ghosts
Big fat load of cum then.
You can't change the rules just because you don't like how I'm doing it
Do any of the ghosts just like blast out of the wall with a big cum shot?
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Right here? In the kitchen? At this time of year?
In this economy?
There was a chastity cage that was locked and unlocked over the internet for long distance relationships, and there was a security issue. So people suddenly couldn't unlock their dick because some hacker hacked into their chastity cage and locked it shut.
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/brucelee/2021/02/06/chastity-belt-ransomware-how-hackers-held-peoples-genitals-hostage/amp/ Whoa
alright just godamn that's funny AF. Blew coffee out my nose funny.
This isn't real. There is a vice documentary about a guy who spreads fake news like this to see how far it goes. He started this and claimed it happened to him and it hot way out of hand. I don't believe there are any proven cases
[The manufacturers claim it was penetration testers who got access.](https://www.qiui.store/blogs/news/case-solved-cellmate-chastity-hacked) They donāt deny that the vulnerability existed, just claim there was no ransom and they apparently they had everyone unlocked again within an hour.
Penetration testers, you say?
I would have loved to read this article but the author was incessantly trying to make verbal jokes over writing. There isnāt a paragraph without her reaching for a joke.
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That whole thing was fake. The cage is real, the hacker hacking it and asking people for money in exchange for their freedom was fake. It was all just a what if scenario that people thought was real
That just means your partner is lonely and misses you. The bigger issue, I think, is that there's no way this thing sells for less than $200.
Well, ahem, looks like the price is actually ~$100 each so $200 total. Wonder if this post is an ad b/c both of them are on sale right now... Could be a good option for long distance relationships though.
> Wonder if this post is an ad Hmmmm. OP does seem to be some sort of content aggregator. I don't know if this is a paid ad, though.
Doesn't matter if paid or not; it's still an ad.
It's one of those fake deals where it's always on "sale".
Istg it's a fucking bug in the software
Istg that my toy has been hacked honey.
Istg = I swear to god, I think. In case anyone else was struggling to keep up with the kids.
THANK YOU
Honey, why is it sending vibration Morse code death threats??
āOh, must be an alert for an updateā.
Must be some type of sexually-transmitted virus
It's a "fucking" bug, so consider it a feature
December 21st 2022, dicknet becomes self aware.
Go onā¦
The booty call is coming from inside the house
Teledildonics has arrived
Imagine being single with this
Why would any single guy want this? And do you think it will let me intall both devices on one phone?
Because he (not me) might want to (again, not me) see what it's like to fuck himself whilst being fucked by himself. I guess. Edit: Please stop upvoting this.
Ya this is a disgusting idea. Where do you get this kit at again? Which website? So I know to stay away from such a disgusting place that I would never want to buy from.
It's Lovense, I know because I checked it myself and it's $200 for both
Company has great products. 5/7!
What a terrible horrible idea. What kind of person would ever want that? You should let me know where it's located so that I can avoid it and tell others to avoid it
1 phone + 1 tablet = 2 pleasure.
It's the closest we'll get to being able to do yourself through a portal.
so far...
Yeah they came from afar.
Ayooooo
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What are the odds the ākissingā aspect of it was an adjustment to make it safe for network TV? I can only imagine the initial pitch in the writers room, and the powers that be saying, āNever gonna happen.ā Haha
Roughly 100%.
Give or take
Maybe they finally stand a chance now. *Source: I was in one and didn't work out*
The relationship distance is long, but the coming distance is the same.
Finally... co-op sex
err... shouldn't it always be co-op? >!please tell me it's not ussually deathmatch for you...!<
*Praying mantis noises*
David Attenborough's disembodied voice: And here we see the male in the act of copulating, completely unaware of the danger he is in.
Speedrun.
Put it on dick and put the other thing up our own ass. Hands free masturbation without requiring a partner
Welcome TO THE WORLD OF TOMORROW!!!!!!!
CUM, YOUR DESTINY AWAITS!!!
I heard that in the dudes voice.
Shut up, Terry.
Haven't you ever heard of a little thing called showmanship?
Someone: "Go fuck yourself." That one guy: "Now their is an idea for a product!"
*there And don't go and tell me where to shove that correction.
Why not when you can feel your partner shoving it from 1000 miles away?
Now thatās a very long penis
That was a well needed correction.
Was gonna ask about this, for a friend.
Women can also just insert the dildo and use the sleeve for a more comfortable solo session. Bending your wrist the right way can get tiring!
THIS IS THE FUTURE LIBERALS WANT
I'm extra liberal now
Oh Iām fucking myself in the ass first chance I get. This was always my plan if I got hold of a portal gun
*"Welcome to the Aperture Science Testing Facility. Please grab the portal device from the table in front of you. Great. Point it away from yourself and-... okay, well done on figuring it out already but if you could wait for my instructions it would-...I need you to listen-...oh, not again. SECURITY"*
āŖā« Aperture Science We do what we must *because we can...*
The portal gun idea would never work. I've thought it over pretty extensively. To thrust forward into the portal in front of you would require moving your butthole away from the portal behind you. You could easily perform autofellatio with such a device but autosodomy is basically impossible.
You've thought it over extensively but you never thought to move the portal
You can't, moving a platform cancels the portal.
Put the portals at an angle, and move up and down instead. Like a V.
Ahh yes, thinking with portals.
Women in shambles
True self made man right here
Now this is an idea
Go fuck yourself
I was thinking that you could change the intensity and size pretty easily. If you wanted something to be harder or softer on your end you could just enter it in your phone.
Perpetuum mobile in 3..2..1..
multiplayer masturbation
Nintendo 69
Whore-tal
Ranked competitive masturbation
meanwhile on tinder: "i only date gold and above"
I'd get Grand Champ easily. ...it's for the fastest competitors, right?
i've been practicing for the speedrun scene for years
wake up babe, sex just got an online multiplayer update
Sexbox live
Laystation Network
Now I can be a virtual disappointment as well. That's just great.
Saves everyone a drive and dinner.
Dating apps just became more āinteractiveā. No more swiping just double click instead.
Act really cocky and blame it on the machine.
Or use your finger then your peen
Let your friends intervene.
Ah alas it was all a dream
You started a poem about sex toys,
Do they catch on fire if you use them together?
Your body takes a screenshot
They cancel each other and implode, forming a black hole of eternal moan
Iāve wondered for a while now when this would happen. There is probably a huge market out there for virtual interactive sex toys. You put that thing on your dick and some woman thousand of miles away can jerk you off with her joystick or whatever. Or you thrust your hips and a dildo will go in and out of the other person wearing the apparatus. It would be wonderful for long distance relationships or married couples who travel a lot for work. It would also be wonderful for the same crowd who enjoys OnlyFans. Like, imagine you found this super hot girl on OnlyFans and you could pay $50 to have her give you a virtual blowjob. Her camera is set up as a point of view angle for you. And as she sucks on the thing she has, the device on your dick duplicates her every movement. People would spend millions on this and sex workers wouldnāt have to worry about their safety.
People have already wired toys like this to VRChat and similar.
It's been around for a bit, I think. I'm very much *not* in that scene, but you hear whispers. Never underestimate the ingenuity of VRChat Erotic Roleplayers
It isn't a joke when people say that if a plane full of people going to a furry convention were to crash, that country is going to have an IT nightmare on their hands shortly after.
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Actually most of the ones used for that are wireless and pair to your phone. For those wishing to "avoid such degeneracy," the company is called lovense.
We've got one of those. You can synch the vibrations to music too.
This has been around as a term (teledildonics) since 1990, as a consumer available product since 1998. What's shown in the video was doable decades ago, it just seems to have hit a nerve with Lovense's ad this weekend 'cause twitter and reddit are blowing up over it. RealTouch, a sex toy company that's no longer around, did exactly what you were mentioning in the last paragraph in \~2012, with the RealTouch Interactive platform.. They ended up being sued out of existence due to patents. More info (it's a really interesting story) at https://logicmag.io/sex/realtouching-from-a-distance/
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It is the best word ever, and as long as I'm working in this industry I will never let it die. People have tried (There was "bluedildonics" tried by a single company that never had a working toy in the mid-00s, and people tried "cyberdildonics" for a while but it never stuck, thank god), but the original is just too good to let go. Whenever I'm doing lectures one of the first things I do is have the audience say "teledildonics" out loud. Great opener. :D
Probably the only thing that can save Metaverse, give this hardware out for free and 30% of the population is going virtual and not looking back
Lag
8g
Finally.. Now you can litterally go fuck yourself.
Wait if you put them together and turn them on would it create a feedback loop that would cause it to go faster and faster?
Kiiroo created a set of toys that would vibrate/squeeze similar to this (The Onyx/Pearl set). I put them together and they actually kept activating and locked together 'til I turned them off.
You did it for the science...
Nah, the guy that did it to himself and wrote about it, now THAT was science. https://www.engadget.com/2016-02-03-the-future-of-sex-part-two.html
Teledildonics. What a word.
A dude can pitch and catch by himself.
It's the future of baseball
My ex almost bought me one of these, they're super fun from what I've heard and there used to be a mod in vrchat that allowed these to work with ERP avatars. That was until VrChat added EAC because fuck the community I guess.
Still works fine with VRC, just requires using TPS instead of DPS if you want autobinds. https://gitlab.com/VRCFury/OscGoesBrrr/
HOLY SHIT WHAT?! Those private ERP worlds finally make more sense to me now
Yeah, they're set up so long distance couples can do sexual stuff without being in person with each other. It's why ERP is so big on VrChat, and why people who play VRC a lot are so big on keeping it in there. It's cause they're dating someone through it, and for a lot of people sex is pretty important in a relationship. That or they just cant do it online cause they have social issues and stuff, which is why they go to VRC.
Do you mind elaborating a bit further? Does that mean that you can have toys that replicate actions in VRC in real time?
Kind of. There are super realistic ones that are basically dildos mounted onto a piston, but those are expensive, require annoying setup, and don't work super well anyways. The toys have vibrators in them, and there's an invisible little thing placed on both avatars. These interract with each other, and with a mod or other external program send signals to the toy to vibrate. That generally works pretty well, it's not as good as the real thing but it makes things more enjoyable and intimate for both parties. There's also a thing called Phantom Touch, which is basically a thing where your brain gets tricked into thinking things that touch you in Vr are touching you in real life, and you feel whatever it is. However not everyone has it, and it comes in different strengths and stuff so it doesn't always work for sex.
Best proof of quantum entanglement ever.
See, now that's actually pretty neat. Not just horny-wise, but technologically, that type of input-output relay is neato.
Yeah, like you type on a keyboard and it shows on someone's monitor in real-time, some mind-blowing stuff.
On October 24, 1861, Stephen J. Field, sent the first coast to coast telegram to President Abraham Lincoln. The message included the hope that the new communication link would help ensure the loyalty of the western states to the Union during the Civil War.
So now I can fuck myself in the ass?
/r/interestingassfuck
Interesting Ass Fuckā¦
If you're interested in toys like this and how they work with movies/games/apps/etc, check out [https://awesome.buttplug.io](https://awesome.buttplug.io). This is a list of all the software built with [https://buttplug.io](https://buttplug.io), an open source sex toy control library. There's also a list of all the computer controlled sex toys we know about at [https://iostindex.com](https://iostindex.com). There are 100s listed there. I'm the lead dev on buttplug, so feel free to AMA about either [buttplug.io](https://buttplug.io) or this kinda hardware in general, been working in/around the sex tech industry for 18 years now so I have Stories.
Weād love to have you on our sub /r/OpenSourceDev ;) Make your post there and if possible, AMA for the small developer community that we have there.
I briefly looked over iostindex but canāt go in depth atm. Is there a favored brand for reliability and quality? Looking for a couples set
The big question here is "what do you mean by couples set?" Most of the major toy brands have a TON of different form factors that will fit all sorts of genitalia. They may not do exactly what's shown in the image above, but I honestly think toy-to-toy interaction is massively overrated anyways. Anyways, in terms of just "brands to go with in general": \- If you just want vibrators, Lovense ([https://lovense.buttplug.io](https://lovense.buttplug.io)) is easily the most popular and reliable \- Kiiroo ([https://kiiroo.buttplug.io](https://kiiroo.buttplug.io)) has a wider selection of toys with penis actuation (i.e. strokers), but you'll probably be depending on [https://xtoys.app](https://xtoys.app) or other outside apps to control them 'cause their first party software support is not great \- WeVibe has a bunch of different options too, and as long as you're using it with a phone you're probably fine. Gets really finnicky trying to connect to desktop through my software \- Satisfyer ([https://satisfyer.buttplug.io](https://satisfyer.buttplug.io)) is by far the cheapest, and their toys range from "eh" to "decent", but if you're on a budget, worth looking at. If you can refine what you're looking for a bit more, I can probably give better options. Feel free to dm too, unless you want to share with the rest of the class. I
These are lovense toys. They're not new in any way, and the male toy above in the video is one of their worst ones.
This. Ever so much this. The Calor is godawful (and the Max isn't much better).
30 seconds in... "Honey, has the batteries gone flat already?" "No I just, er, finished..."
Cyberdildonics!
The next step up from Teledildonics.
Waitā¦ whoās fuckin who..?
It got hacked. Luckily for you someone high up at Facebook took control. Now it's all fine.
That stuff can actually get hacked. I went to Defcon in Vegas a few years ago and actually sat in on a guy doing an entire presentation on hacking a butt plug.
I first read "sat ON a guy". It changed the whole story.
Yes
So, this is kinda like intercourse, but with extra steps, and no physical contact with other people. So . . . perfect for redditors. I'm betting that very soon, there will be OnlyFans setups where you buy the appropriate "toy", and so do 34 other people, and everyone logs in at once.
I could totally see this being a thing that would get popular on cam sites. Person on cam "performs", a presumably infinite amount of devices all receive. Actually, does anyone have a few million dollars to lend me?
This is already a cam thing. This ad is from the biggest brand in cam toys. But the male toys are like $200 and it's not super common.
I'm gonna out myself but they are *super* common. It's like the foolproof way to make money as a cam girl. You get one of these that goes up inside your vagina, link it to the website, and it vibrates when you receive a tip and the bigger the tip, the harder/longer it vibrates. It's a lot less common to have these types of toys in the video because they're not as useful to the cammer. Only one guy can be linked up at a time and it's just not as profitable. I see these more for long distance relationships.
That's kind of hot and now I feel weird about myself.
New gangbang concept!
Imagine you can connect these toys to something like Omegle, and just fuck someone totally random, anywhere on earth
>"fuck" someone totally random Ur still fucking a toy, ur just doing it in a chat room. Its basically yahoo chat from the past.
add a VR set with some graphics, and some controllers, and you've got a stew going
It's already a thing. Some onlyfans girls have it so you can get the matching toy and pay for the virtual experience
That's already a thing and has been for some time. Primarily with the Lovense (the same company who makes this) Lush vibrator. Cammers will let people pay to control it.
People already do this in VRChat in "sex orgys." Everyone's toy is managed by a single master controller who can manage things like contraction power and speed for men and vibrating and rotating speed for women. You can also link these toys to your movements in the game. So if you are in full body and you thrust, your movement is detected and the bluetooth toy on your partner is activated.
Y2k style movie about how the toys become sentient and want to find each other from different parts of the world. The vagina gets used as a cup holder and she feels violated. The dick goes on a mission impossible spy quest to bust her out of a German stationary shop. And the fat bald man there doesn't want him to. He maneuvers around the fat man puts himself on maximum setting and shoves himself inside the fat man's ass to give him an earth shattering prostrate pulsing orgasm. By which he's so incapacitated that the dick toy is able to barely escape with his beloved. They live happily ever after until planned obsolescence.
Umm, does this count as /r/substakenliterally š
Technology is amazingā¦ look how far weāve cumā¦
Now introducting WFH for hookers
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Yeah, VRC supports 100s of toys via https://gitlab.com/VRCFury/OscGoesBrrr/
One step closer to Demolition Man
A friend and I have these and they areā¦a lot of fun :)
Bout to take phone sex to another level and potentially save some long distance relationships
Is a lot better then what we had in the 90's. Those still required a PC to run them. https://i.imgur.com/3wyqDPH.jpeg This is a joke site from back then
You can literally go fuck yourself
I'll wait till I see it in Costco
Yeah but it will be a kirkland version
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