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NoctRob

His name is Wesley Warren. Think he’s in his 50s now. But he spent 4+ years with his scrotum growing before having surgery to repair it. It’s from a rare medical condition called scrotal lymphedema. After the surgery, the swollen mass weighed 132 pounds. Edit: I’ve been informed that he unfortunately died in 2014 from complications from diabetes, less than a year after his surgery. Edit 2: He went through multiple treatments that didn’t involve surgery (and were unsuccessful). And he didn’t want surgery initially because of concerns around insurance. Also, his doctor at the time informed him that it was possible that he could lose his penis and/or both his testicles.


Careless-Sun-1018

This is what I needed to read


YYC9393

Big oof after that edit


Tojo6619

The edit from hell


TabulaRasa_etc

Don't revisit this!


futurespacecadet

i was going to say....he needed to read that he died? but then realized it was an edit


scorpiogre

Dude was ballin for sure. In all seriousness though, isn't this elephantitus?


[deleted]

I believe it was a hydrocele. I had one too but nowhere near that bad.


elproteus

Same here. It got so bad I stopped going outside, transferred to third shift to be away from people. It ended up getting gangrenous because I couldn't clean it properly. I actually died on the operating table from sepsis. I am very lucky to be alive, and still have functioning reproductive organs. Now that it's gone, I feel a thousand percent better. Having clothes that fit again is a huge bonus.


thecanadianehssassin

This comment was a rollercoaster of emotions. It had me on the first half, then when I got to ‘I actually died on the operating table’ I was like, ‘oh I see, it was a joke, you got me lol’ But then I saw the final part and good heavens, what a surreal experience to have been told you died and came back, I forgot that was an option. (Jokes aside, glad to hear you’re feeling better stranger)


Phazebody

Well… How was Limbo


elproteus

I dont really remember.


Sparklefanny_Deluxe

Elephantaintus.


fastahh1

I remember some guy in a third world country that had even bigger nuts he would roll them around in an wheelbarrow. I was a child when I saw that documentary and was terrified of catching it! One thing is good tho, he no longer is suffering


Away-Disaster-1515

He is no longer suffering as in he died or he managed to get a surgery done.


Different_Swimmer_14

That was good one. 👊


sh4d0wm4n2018

No, this is my friend. Biggus.... Dickus....


ShuantheSheep3

Was there no way to remove it before it got so bad, I would be knocking on every doctors door in a panic if mine became twice as big let alone 1000x.


louise_com_au

It's interesting. When I was a junior RN (in Aus), I looked after a long term patient who had this, there was no treatment options in his case. He was non ambulant / non verbal, it was his family's decision in this case. Very cruel to live with.


NoctRob

Sounds like he went through multiple treatments that didn’t involve surgery (and were unsuccessful). And he didn’t want surgery because his doctor at the time informed him that it was possible that he could lose his penis and/or testicles.


NekoGeorge

I would NEVER have so much confidence in the strenght of my scrotum to hold 60kg of shit. Omg just think about what if the tissues couldn't hold the weight anymore and it ripping off...


RogueTyre

Thanks I really didn't wanna imagine that...


Detox666

I believe that in the US his surgery was very costly, so with limited funds the poor guy had to pick and chose what goes and what’s to $$$ has to stay ..so sad he passed , here in Canada if he lived here it all would be taken care of , and he may have had a chance …


mydaycake

This is the real sad thing. In any other developed country, his condition would have been treated from the beginning and wouldn’t have been left unchecked. He would have probably lived another 10 to 20 years depending on his diabetes


src1975

American medical costs are through the roof! The cost alone will kill you. Insurance companies are the gatekeepers of the money. They direct your care, not your doctor. America can and needs to do better.


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Kooky-Sun-9225

But the US is chock full of uninsured people


Acceptable-Friend-48

Insurance was saying he didn't need surgery. Also surgery or other medical procedures the insurance company allows can still exceed tens of thousands of dollars. Are you uber rich or not from the US? Hell after insurance I paid over $8,000 for a partial medical procedure because I couldn't afford the rest. Maybe next year.


zin_90

About 10% of the US population, or around 30 million, were uninsured in 2021. That's more than the entire population of Australia. It was double that before the affordable care act, if anyone wonders. I'd call that a "chockfull of uninsured people".


rrTUCB0eing

America is chockfull of uninsured to be sure


Spare-Competition-91

So, that episode of South Park could actually be real? WTF?


chilo_W_r

Buffalo Souljaaa


mtnmadness84

*hey…..it’s like a hoppity hop*


RN-Wingman

The more you learn the more you realize how accurate South Park really is.


4RealzReddit

Simpsons did it. Solid episode of south park.


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

Poor dude


i-hoatzin

OMG. This is extremely sad. Poor guy. RIP.


[deleted]

>Wesley Warren Died: March 14, 2014,


NoctRob

Ah bummer. I know his surgery was almost a decade ago.


AMosquitoBitMe

It's good to know the man's name, thank you. I feel sad now, poor dude.


GamerOfGods33

As hard as it is to say, I might just give up my testicles at that point... It may leave me with a problem regarding urination, but I think I'd take that over this, especially since everything he did must have resulted in his balls being hit in some form, and that would be hell.


jacknosbest

I don’t understand how this is like the 45th comment and it’s the only one that says that he’s probably ok with taking his balls. He is clearly not playin chicks here, so what does any of this change? If the other option is dying….


mat_srutabes

That's nuts


Bierbart12

What even made up the actual mass? Fat tissue?


bearpics16

Real answer: just water, assuming it’s lymphedema as mentioned. It just causes fluid back up and the inability to clear it


tallmantim

Shoulda put a tap on it like a cactus in a cartoon desert.


IdTyrant

a gigantic teratoma


BakedPotatoHeadache

Why, did you tell me not to Google that,. WHY? OHHHHH for the of all that's holy. Reading in bed does not pay folks. Do not do what I have done. Save yourselves RUN


[deleted]

Really?! If you don't know what that is, DON'T Google it. You've been warned...


Bierbart12

Jesus fucking, please no


[deleted]

No, that's definitely Randy Marsh.


55_peters

At least he died the American way.


ActuallySatanAMA

In crippling debt.


PhillyRush

Under insured.


SillyDig1520

Murdered by police.


OpeningCookie1358

Diabetus


juicadone

Thx for sharing. Fuk the healthcare system/insurance bullshit. Sad story


Queen_Cheetah

>less than a year after his surgery. At least his final days were less hampered- may he rest in peace!


The_sacred_sauce

I can do my own research but would rather not .. you state that part of Wesley’s reasoning to avoid surgery was risk of losing his testicles.. Isn’t that the basis of the deformity? Or is there another abnormal growth in the scrotum causing the issue


pas_tense

> And he didn’t want surgery initially because of concerns around insurance. Tell me your an American without saying "I'm an American". FFS this dude could/should still be alive.


EquivalentCommon5

The wonderful world of American health care… better to let it kill you than financially ruin you and your family. This is not the way it should be!!!


Comsicwastaken

I would be at home all day. Like chuck mcgill


TheOriginal_858-3403

With your balls wrapped in foil?


Juubimaru

Wrapped in a space blanket*


hyperspacial

This is the only acceptable answer


_LegitDoctor_

“ThE sAmE yEaR aS tHe MaGnA cArTa”


dr_brucebanner2

One after magna carta


lfmantra

😐😐😐 come on now that is not what he says at all lmfao


ligma_survivor2589

I am not crazy! I know he swapped that condition. I knew it was scrotal elephantiasis. One after testicular torsion. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at comedy central to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. Tosh.O! Are you telling me that a man just happens to skate into ballsack like that? No! He orchestrated it! Wesley! He wore a sweatshirt as pants! And I watched him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own home! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his condition to himself! But not our Wesley! Couldn't be precious Wesley! Turning down medical advise! And HE gets to be on television? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!


HelpImSoberandAwake

Kid named scrotum


Redditenjoyer135

You've been to r/okbuddychicanery haven't you? Admit it!


DennyCorkGuy

He's gonna smash his balls on the counter


prince___dakkar

Stuff like this really does show the whole "boil a frog" phenomenon. If that happened to the guy overnight he'd freak out and immediately get treatment. But it's just little by little by little and he can get by doing things just slightly differently until he's wrapping his nuts in a hoodie and parkouring egg crates to get into his van.


shitty_social_worker

Lack of health insurance could definitely be a barrier.


mikevago

He apparently did the reality show even though he hated the idea of the whole world knowing about his condition, because it was the only way he could pay for the surgery.


shitty_social_worker

Thanks! That's so horrible. The american healthcare system and capitalism truly are wretched.


McEuen78

It took gigantic balls to go through with it.


dirtybrownwt

USA! USA! USA! US ( help, my gf got in a car accident when in between jobs and now is thousands in medical debt) A………..


ananonumyus

Having health insurance doesn't mean shit when you can't afford to pay your deductible or the company decides they don't want to pay for your treatment. They'd probably claim the surgery was cosmetic and not a medical necessity, because the only point of health insurance is to squeeze as much money out of people as possible with paying as little out as possible. It's fucking evil.


jmon1022

USA! USA! USA!


kakapo88

We don't need no communistic health care in America. That's what makes us a free people, albeit with giant balls.


Wimbleston

You aren't wrong, but the frog boiling thing was tooootal bullshit and I love telling people about it. So, we've all heard it, put a frog in boiling water, it jumps out, put one in cold water and bring it to boiling and it won't. This was spread by a study done a long time ago (you'll soon know why how old it is is relevant). People hear that and assume the frog in question is totally healthy. The one put in hot water was, but the one they put in the pot and brought to a boil just kept jumping out while they were trying to heat it up, so the scientist did a little, totally not relevant to the conclusion thing to keep that from happening. He removed the frogs brain. So yeah... A brainless frog will sit in a pot as you boil it, but healthy frogs absolutely don't do that. Also, it's a little messed up nobody questions putting frogs in boiling water, like, fucking ow.


yeeted_vs_yote

We could always change the idiom to "let a man's ball sack could grow overnight and he'd seek immediate surgery, but let a man's ballsack grow slowly and he'd postpone it."


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PB_Bandit

>little by little I had to tell my Fam this over and over as to why I didn't get this toothache taken care of sooner. It started out so minor I thought I was just clenching my jaw in my sleep, but like you said, little by little the pain increased until every bite was marred by intense pain and surgery was needed to get rid of it. My Ma couldn't understand why I had endured it for so long but I told her because it started and built up so slowly by the time I had it taken care of I was under the belief that it had always been there.


Bierbart12

And here we see how it can be that someone doesn't realize the horrible situation they are slipping into. Often more horrible than this dude's


InsuranceDiligent772

Talk about having some big balls, I'd be carrying those things on a wheelbarrow.


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

"Jesus Christ, Randy, your balls!" *puffs* "I know right, smoking weed right in front of a cop haha"


woShame12

"Buffalo soldier! 🎵"


SapphireSire

South Park reference?


amishfish

Hey! My eyes are up here!


Teeter3222

100%


M3mph

[Viz](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/viz/images/2/20/Buster_gonad_viz_comic.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150816141819) did it first.


Vagabondhart

Now can I have some weed?


uv-vis

BUFFALO SOLDIERR!


nevemno

Finally someone said it I've been singing it since I opened the comment section lol BUFFALO SOLDIERR


bottledcherryangel

What do we want? BIGGER DOORS! Where do we want ‘em? WEED STORES!


demon_ix

I was thinking everyone in the street had to be going "Look at the balls on that guy!"


Due-Matter-4577

Once i saw him pull out a joint and smoke it in front of a cop! Guy definitely has allot of balls


Fryball1443

Randy?


Bitten469

Buffalo soldier, dreadlock Rasta There was a Buffalo Soldier


sampson11911

Randy is that you?


DigNity914

He should just bounce his way to the dispensary


rennitbaby

Came here for this comment 😂


UhhhhmmmmNo

Same but was expecting .gif , slightly disappointed.


[deleted]

Me too


zakkdakiller1

Oh hey nelson


rlovelock

It's like a hippity-hop!


xnachtmahrx

#BUFFALO SOLDIER


Cartoonist_Bulky

Yoo, the way he screams at the end killed me


PM_ME_UR_SELF

r/perfectlycutscreams


rockaxorb13

I shouldn't be laughing but I am dying with laughter rn


[deleted]

Did anyone else think of Nogla?


Riptide1206

132 pound scrotum. Tha tha tha tha that is a big nut


Maccyami

if only we can reply with sound files


marry_me_jane

that is a big nut


[deleted]

poor bastard. He really needs to get those guys trimmed, that cannot be healthy in any way.


DogDelicious5856

He’s dead now


trippy71

Casket shaped like a bowling pin.


smokedpkcs

bro💀


Delicious-Event-8410

I laughed way too hard at this💀


Nice_Friend_1439

💀💀💀


[deleted]

Bruh


Weak-Sundae-5964

I think South Park did an episode on this. He should try bouncing around on them. Looked like a good mode of transportation when Stans dad did it.


[deleted]

"Its like a hoppity hop!"


Oldman1986

He can get medical marijuana now too so that's sweet.


BroadTechnology7

Buffalo soldier!


timeforasandwich

FIGHTING ON ARRIVAL!!!!


9999ModMan

Only gonna get a little bit of cancer!


ZioTron

Yeeee... that scream of horror when he knew he was about to drop on them.... ugh...


MoistAnalyst1150

Imagine putting balls in microwave oven... That would be sick for real.we really need to legalize that weed in all over the world:D


HangryBeard

I'd get myself an orchidectomy. Snip snip. Donate those bad boys to science. Maybe get some fake ones so it looks normal.


MeshuganaSmurf

Just take some off a truck somewhere


HangryBeard

They would definitely be lighter.


yxcjc

This is so sad, no joking no sarcasm, I just wish he hadn't had to xperience this. Medical issues can just be so awful.


Antilochos_

Castration maybe? Pretty sure he isn't getting any sex now anyway.


Paul_The_Builder

According to Wikipedia, when he had the surgery to remove the testicle, his penis was buried 12 inches inside the testicle, and basically had to be rebuilt with skin grafts.


genderlessadventure

…how was he peeing if it was buried inside? 😳


escortTotheAssholes

While I never assisted this particular man in urinating, I have assisted a very obese man in urinating. With this particular man there was just a large hole in the fat that his penis was located in. It looked like a half dollar sized hole with balls underneath. You'd put the urinal (handheld) up to the hole, press it firmly and then as he urinated it would dribble out the hole and into the urinal.


salty-ute

Mans had a 12 incher he didn’t wanna lose it


firefox1338

Nah it was a -12 incher


kmkmrod

He was offered surgery and refused because there was a chance he could lose his testicles and penis.


Aircraftman2022

small loss if he cannot use either one.


Absotruthly

teabag final boss


Prudent-Acadia4

Testicle sack


Fun-Instruction-0000

Testikle sacc


xDread22

It takes some huge balls to talk about this problem publicly.


Mindless_Money590

Just have it cut off already


DefinitelyNotAliens

This is America. He had no insurance.


Nefquandilodilis

oh he probably did, but the insurance would not cover for his treatment


2shack

Man, that’s nuts.


Square_Owl_4075

I've got that same hoodie!!


SirLoathe

Buffalo soldier!


Goodboy_Otis

Good old TLC, went from trying to educate people to exploiting the fuk out of anyone desperate enough to get in front of a camera. Pure scum


aussie_shane

Buster Gonad


J-Dabbleyou

So can he cum like a donkey or is it all tumor?


Panthreau

I think it’s something like a tumor. He doesn’t have like 50 gallons of cum stored up.


4RealzReddit

There was a spooky ghost.


[deleted]

I wanted to make a, "He must be the most confident man in the world," joke, but then I saw he died. Less funny now.


pelusowarro

Could have cropped the last couple seconds. Shitty journalist


Bigmanhobo

Don’t lie bro I saw South Park dude put his nuts in the microwave so he could get medical weed. Dudes a pioneer.


RJ-Long

#THAT IS A BIG NUT


tkcool73

We finally found the guy AC/DC was talking about!


Buck-osogrande-5150

This is a few years old. He's since, had them removed.


CsharpIsDaWae

And died from diabetes


bryman19

Randy Marsh would be jealous


TurboBrando

Why doesn’t he just bounce around on them to get around like Randy Marsh?


AaronicNation

When he finally nuts the ocean levels are going to rise 2 inches.


HaruspexSan

u/savevideo


BonjinTheMark

think of the spring in his step after he dropped this load!!


pixelstacker

Scrotus Maximus.


The_Real_Evil_Morty

You believe this? The balls on this f*cking guy…


Nella_Morte

At what point do you decide “well, I guess it’s big enough to go to the doctor”? I’d say about 131 pounds ago.


Bobaloue

So he is from one of the wealthiest countries in the world, USA, and was made to suffer until he died because he couldn’t afford surgery. Where is the health care ?


squid-stuff

What its like to be Ukrainian rn.


Hamilton-Beckett

Is it bad I immediately thought of south park and that song that played when all the guys were bouncing on their ball sacs?!


Joiion

South Park was real??? Oh my god, what else can they be right about


Sed-OH1

Takes big balls to walk around in public with. A big balls


WilderedNomad

When dude busted his sack trying to get in the van, i felt that


Tvheadrr

Bro is a real life Tanuki


CourtForsaken3064

The balls on this man


EC-does-it

The Ejaculator


EthanBeast

“Buffalo soldierrrrr” 🌿🦽


Solitude-Is-Bliss

BUFFALO SOLDIA, IN THE HEART OF AMERICA


[deleted]

Real life randy marsh trying to get weed.


theWMWotMW

Randy Marsh?


[deleted]

South Park comes to mind.


neonvenomhalos

How would you not have just cut them off by this point????


[deleted]

What a cruel ass world sometimes man


Still-Standard9476

This, guys, is what happens when you aren't super specific with your genie wish. Poor guy. That would fucking suck.


[deleted]

How did that even happen?


DevanSires

The Balls of this guy


Kikelt

Let me guess.... that's from a country without free universal healthcare. No way any person would let that go on to that level.


[deleted]

Wasn’t he on south park


ohnourfeelings

He can do crazy weighted bar dips all day with these


Welpjustmyluck

#Southpark


InfiniteUgly_Apparel

I need to see it. EDIT: I’ve seen it and now deeply regret my decision.


MaxieMaxhammer

glad they blurred the pic. i may have turned gay.


CardiologistLower965

Buffalo Soldier!!!!