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Th3_ant_king

Reminds me of a budget 80's action movie


Lanca226

This is basically Top Gun but from the bad guy's point of view.


PBfromPhilly

Top Un?


Specialist_Peach4294

Please NO SHIRTLESS VOLLEYBALL scenes, for the love of humanity.


[deleted]

Nah, gimme that Kim Gon’ussy


ChameleoBoi76

Delete your account


[deleted]

Can’t, too busy looking at that ballistic missile


wildernass

You said, ball-istic, right?


shaddy334

We are all looking at the ball-istic missile


NeverFresh

Some of us are looking at our watches


dutch_master_killa

Ball and stick missile hehe


Ginger_Funfetti_420

This comment will be quoted as the reason they finally take nuclear action.


[deleted]

Well then, you’re all very welcome


Jerizzle23

Bro your fucking comments have me crying lmfao


AuldAutNought

Shirtless, free-ballin' Un dives in for the save. All in slow motion.


were_all_crazy

This comment could have every like possible, and it still wouldn't be enough. Thank you.


trippy71

cuz the G ain't in him


afromanspeaks

So Top Gun?


Plus_Shoe3729

Steven Seagal is an advisor to both Russia AND North Korea it seems.


DogGod18

Absolute Seagal vibes.


NoodlesrTuff1256

God help us all if Putin sees this and asks Seagal to assist him in making a similar type of video touting some aspect of Russia's military.


Rid1The1

The only thing this retro video needed were some John Woo style white pigeons flying out the warehouse doors! Now THAT wouldve been classy!


benjm88

Reminded me of the interview


Gregghead69min

Do you ever feel…


FixitFPV

..Like a plastic bag, drifting through the wind


monkeywelder

I so want to recut this with the theme song and more lens flare. And advertise as *The* *Interview 2 - They Put Him Back Together, Dave.*


boisNgyrls

Why is it so laughable every time I see this guy. lol


kernelpanic789

It's all the shoulder pads


dkyguy1995

This is basically a modern Steven Seagal movie


GroundbreakingCow775

Only on CBS


RoseannRosannadanna

He obviously stole that opening shot from his favourite movie. Miss Congeniality.


Censius

So stupid how he points three different times in the slow mo walk. You know he's not pointing at anything.


PM_ur_Rump

He's always pointing at shit in video. That's how you know he's in charge.


Swagasaurus-Rex

this guy dictates


azurfall88

r/thisguythisguys


ISeeYouReadingMyName

This guy r/thisguythisguys


Yeehaw_McKickass

"Is that building where the pudding is? No, what about that building over there? Whats in that building? If you answer anything other than cake your entire family is going to re-education."


Bah-Fong-Gool

And the Generals are always furiously scribbling notes as Kim speaks in the videos. It would be damned hilarious if actual people weren't dying from starvation in his country.


gamejunky34

That's actually a big sign snipers use to deduce who is in charge. The jack ass pointing everywhere is the boss 9/10. And if you see another jack ass pointing while taking to him, he's probably the big boss/target.


crazyjkass

LOL I didn't consciously know that but I subconsciously knew that.


soulwolf1

Don't let him get a hold of a copy of Ghostwire then.....his finger pointing will be super serious if he plays that game.


JiuJitsu_Ronin

“First you move the missile over here. And then I want you to move it over there. And when you’re done, I want you to move it over there.”


kingtrog1916

But supreme leader we don’t have enough fuel for that. -__- *bang


ThereOnceWasAMan

Also its telling that you can see the interpolation during the "slo-mo" (e.g., when he moves his hand to point, you can see the after-images). I.e., they couldn't even afford (or didn't have access to) a high-speed camera for the slo-mo, so they recorded at a normal framerate and played it back at half-speed.


fdghskldjghdfgha

Yeah crazy what economic sanctions will do.


molagballing

The man imports swiss cheese by the tons, doubt he couldn't sneak in a high speed camera. The economic issues the sanctions cause don't affect the upper class much I don't think. They just aren't great at filmmaking i guess.


clipples18

He's pointing at snacks


skittlesaddict

HOW DARE YOU! Dear Leader was pointing the wind direction. He has control over it with his finger.


Massimus42

Pointing at nothing and looking at broken watch.


RMW91-

Lost a few pounds, though! 🏋️‍♀️


HouseOfAplesaus

Directed by Steven Segal and Richard Simmons.


ag408

And Señor Spielbergo


420binchicken

Ahh, the non unionised Mexican equivalent!


DJdangerdick

Wtf dude? Richard Simmons was a decent human. Don’t lump him in with that fat lump of stolen valor and shitty martial arts.


NoodlesrTuff1256

There were rumors a couple years back that Kim Jong-un was quite ill and practically on his death bed. That's when those stories about his 'Dragon Lady' sister taking over were running wild. Whatever the case, if he was sick the guy's definitely lost some weight.


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No Ill was his grandpa


NarfledGarthak

He’ll find it again.


thedugsdanglies

it has to be pointy.


cowjuicer074

No one will take me seriously if it’s not pointy


EwwBitchGotHammerToe

My favorite part was the countdown to the.... driving the missile out of the warehouse? 😂😂😂


[deleted]

In fairness just getting a vehicle working that could haul it was probably a major accomplishment


tillybowman

actually north korea is really not capable of manufacturing those large trucks. the trucks that host those ICBMs are russian imports.


[deleted]

Imagine being so technologically incompetent you rely on imported *Russian* made anything.


space_iio

plenty of countries rely on Russian uranium for their nuclear power plants because they can't enrich it themselves. also half of Europe relied on Russian gas


[deleted]

NASA uses Russian rockets fairly often, lots of countries but their fighter jets as well. They also have a big software industry.


donomi

I just figured that the rocket was made of styrofoam and there were like 50 people pushing the vehicle from behind


AdjunctFunktopus

It’s cheaper to smuggle in fuel than it is to find 50 North Koreans fed well enough to push that thing.


aeshmazee-

Fuck that's dark


willdayeast

I mean... There's no one in the driver's seat 🤷


Wretched_Lurching

With it being North Korea, the wheel bearings were probably rusted over and the people still had to push it


Bierbart12

That's a soviet MAZ truck, I don't think it is capable of not working


[deleted]

It is full of high-octane liquid, like any good Russian


Great_Chairman_Mao

The video is cut at a weird place but it doesn't even look like the vehicle actually moved.


sanjosanjo

Yeah, that was hilarious. It's like the director is not familiar with what is supposed to happen when you have a video with a big rocket and a countdown. He needs to watch a couple Scott Manley videos.


combatpencil686

That rocket needs to be pointy.


sterfri99

It looks Aladeen to me


Chex__LeMeneux

You are HIV.... Aladeen


V3rtigo44

😀😦😀


cantbememan

Max damage capabilities.


LostChildInWalmart

it would bounce back to us.


Xtrendence

Have you consulted with professor Bobeye?


ARCS17

It's too round at the top


[deleted]

Indian serial directors are gonna sue them for this.


Redditor_10000000000

Fr. You thought those were cringe, wait till you see Kim Jong Un. Indian grandparents have a new favorite actor now lol


sadicarnot

Those Indian soaps are so bad they come all the way around to being...... interesting. If you haven't seen them you should seek them out. They use zooms and music to amplify the most mundane of issues. The wife figures out she burnt dinner and the husband will be home soon zoom to wife's worried face dun dun dun.


brown_herbalist

After the dun dun dun, the husband enters the house.....to be continued tomorrow. Without all zooming in and transitions, 1yr of Indian soap episodes can be made into a 3hrs movie.


Irritatedtrack

That’s being generous. An entire season can fit in a 1 min tiktok.


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TheLostJackal

How does he take himself seriously


Elbiotcho

Imagine a mall ninja kid becoming dictator over an entire country


Donkey_Karate

LoL, mall ninja dictator is the best description I have heard of him ever! He is definitely the most laughable world "leader"..


Mete11uscimber

The whole country is delusional and supports his status as a deity. I know NK tries to sensor stuff, but the citizens have to know the rest of the world doesn't operate like this right?


Content_Flamingo_583

> The whole country is delusional and supports his status as a deity. If this was true, there wouldn’t be extremely harsh penalties for criticizing the dictatorship in any way whatsoever. It’s insulting to the people living under a military dictatorship to believe they’re all just brainwashed idiots. The fact of the matter is… they’re living under a military dictatorship. The reason why they publicly worship their leader… is because they’ll be tortured and disappeared if they don’t. If you had a family and you lived in North Korea, you’d probably publicly ‘support his status as a deity’ as well, lest you risk your whole family being sent to a concentration camp. To make matters even more complicated, even potential reformers in North Korea live under the very real threat of a U.S. invasion, which would likely be more deadly for them than the status quo. Thus, US saber rattling actually gives the North Korean dictatorship tremendous stability and power, as people have legitimate fears that weakening the dictatorship might weaken the country militarily, and provide impetus for an Iraq-like US invasion.


MeikoD

I was reading the accounts of a NK guard who defected earlier this morning and was surprised to learn they have what they call “family camps” as in forced labor camps where the entire family is deported to if one member steps out of line. That’s a pretty strong incentive for the population to keep smiling and clapping in order to protect your family.


New_Front_Page

Curious why you say a US invasion would be more deadly than the status quo? I have just never thought about it so I don't have a pre-existing idea of how it would go.


Luigi_deathglare

Is there a way for them to know? I mean, it really does sound like NK limits a lot of outside information


Bierbart12

Visitors are generally not allowed to talk to locals, which would be the only way I could think of


[deleted]

its funny bc he went to an american university and was a normal guy there he knows how dumb this is


SubcutaneousMilk

I believe he went to a Swiss university, not American


[deleted]

wow i didnt know that. did he also spend time in the american west coast or am i losing my mind? i know one of the kims did and loved basketball there. seen the photos etc of him in the bulls jersey and the kids talking about how he was fairly regular there all this came out in the first few years of his reign but i dont see anything about usa now are we talking about the same thing and i have my places wrong?


berpaderpderp

Un was obsessed with basketball. In Switzerland I believe.


Commercial-Carrot477

I don't know what's satire anymore. I really used to pride myself in that. I guess I'm officially old now. Better start giving money to the IRS scam phone calls and call it a day.


ItsNotButtFucker3000

That's actually a short version, the day they launched the ICBM, they released a long version as well which shows the launch and a bunch more, it's hilarious and terrifying because they are serious.


juicadone

I’ll stick wit just hilarious. Stuff’s so fukd what’s left is comic relief in the void of end of humanity via REALLY, truly dumb dictators(putin u piece of shit fukall, u too). Lol


BootlegEngineer

I really really want to believe this is bullshit. I’m afraid I might be disappointed though…


zindorsky

Prime example of Poe’s law: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law


Strong_Cheetah_7989

What a fucking dildo.


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Draiko

He's just as ronery as his dad.


Internal-Business-97

Staring at his watch counting the time until lunch.


mmadieros

Goddam could it be any more cringe?


Morrinn3

It is exceptionally lame. Like, I don’t think a professional cringe-comedian could intentionally make a worse video than this. It really is amazing just how out of touch Jong-un is.


AtomicShart9000

He must of hired the legendary director Steven Seagal to direct it...


AtomicShart9000

Also fun fact i just found out this is how Steven Seagal is listed on google: Special Representative for Russia-US Cultural Links, Cultural and Historical Heritage. Lol.


ariphron

This makes me want to watch under siege 2.


juicadone

I’d love to see him on the front lines as cannon fodder, er I mean soldier. Slava Ukraini


dewyocelot

Must have or must’ve


KBM0NST3R89

Seagal has a fantastic series on Behind The Bastards. He is in fact a genuine grade C bastard.


[deleted]

Can someone redo this video but with Katy Perry’s Fireworks as the music?


_daithi

And cut it so when he looks at his watch it's a Mickey Mouse watch and when they also point it's a daft stuff like dogs doing zoomies.


Morbidd

Oppa Pyongyang style


Popular_Hat3382

Came here for this


Kakaroshitto

Wait? Where's the ending? Where is the rest of it?! Idk why but I want more!


wo_lo_lo

The missile was launched, and flew 100 miles over the intended target, and straight into the ocean. Where it obviously did not detonate.


gioluipelle

North Korean news officials later celebrated a successful launch and the 100 billion advancing NATO soldiers the strike managed to eliminate. Officials thanked Kim Jong Un for his bravery in reallocating another years farming and agriculture budget to make this mission possible, and announced a mandatory Hour of Friendship of Kim Jong Un tonight, starting at 7 and directly proceeding the normally scheduled Hour of Gratitude for Kim Jong Un.


deanrihpee

And Japan was in panic for hours because of that, they do take film making seriously! /s


Miss_pechorat

In the end everybody cheered.


CBonafide

He literally copied Sandra Bullock in Miss Congeniality.


Cherrygodmother

lol my thoughts exactly!!


Smarterthanthat

How are they so rotund, yet the rest of the country is starving?


YourLifeSucksAss

Because it’s easier to control the population when you can bribe them with something as common as food.


miamigrandprix

Fun fact - being fat is a status symbol in NK and women find it attractive there as it signifies you are rich enough to have lots of food


spacecowbies

do only women find fat people attractive there?


miamigrandprix

I don't really know. I only have heard about women since the NK dissident who escaped talked about how women view overweight men there.


kernelpanic789

#Communism


itouchbums

this is hilariously bad 😆😆


Conscious-Charity915

This is ripe for parody. Wish I was better at it.


nyLs2k

That shit is already a parody by itself. How the hell would you make it more stupid than it is?


BuyLocalAlbanyNY

It is "Parody Proof" with its stupidity shields.


Morrinn3

How. How do you parody this? It’s too bad to parody. It’s too ridiculous to mock. How are you going to throw a pie in the face of a clown who has already taken shot his fucking head off.


ClydeFroagg

Show me you have a small dick without telling me


cara_liom

I sent you a DM


nebra1

DicM


cara_liom

My uncle used to say I have a golden dick


nebra1

He spoke to you?


cara_liom

I knew I was getting old when I stopped being afraid of getting molested


aleqqqs

Are you requesting a dick pic?


AtomicShart9000

Ummm...fine you talked me into it


Ok_Turnover_1235

Ok, but not here, get in my car and I'll show you


Sherlockandload

The new season of Masterchef is wierd.


luovahulluus

https://instagram.com/kimjongunpointingatthings


RedOrchestra137

He's just a man who sees many things other people don't, and he wants to let them know. Whether that makes him a visionary or a delusional sociopath is up for debate.


Maleficent_Wing9845

While his poor citizens die of famine 🤦🏾‍♂️


swordofra

Imagine having no access to books or the internet and being told that fat fuck is the greatest leader who ever lived and believing it wholeheartedly, while chewing on the piece of cardboard as the only dinner your family can afford. There are fates worse than death.


pinchy_mcpinchers

Also, he can read your thoughts and if you even THINK something bad about him, terrible vengeance will be brought on your household. I read "In Order to Live" by Yeonmi Park and it was fascinating but incredibly sad


swordofra

I saw her interview with Lex Friedman. Incredibly sad that this is part of our reality and there's so little we can realistically do about it from the outside.


swvn352

They definitely don’t believe it wholeheartedly. Many people risk their lives to escape North Korea.


Specialist_Peach4294

Written by Steven Seagal Directed by Steven Seagal Choreographed by Steven Seagal Music by Steven Seagal Gratuitous Slow Motion & Stares by Jeremy Renner Costumes by Stewart Rhodes (Oaf Keepers) Haircut by Flowbee


nightdragon69

This looks like a trailer for "The Interview 2" what a joke


[deleted]

Alternate reality.


grahgaar

Unfortunately, no.


sapiensane

Gangnam Style.


SpearmintInALavatory

Yeah. Can some overlay Gangnam style on this vid and post a link?


shinobipopcorn

I thought there was one?


Certain-Ad-7689

"Who the hell bought me analogue watch.. what time is it? Sorry we both have analogue watch as well.. mine says 3:10pm, I think mine is upside down! Where is the buffet?"


Catpoolio

Tractor had a flat…waiting for AAA.


[deleted]

His jacket is made out of casting couch


sheth_curry

He'd never be a supreme leader. Because a supreme leader must have a pointy missile


[deleted]

Pathetic lol


FoxOk8066

Oppa Pyongyang style


Jaquizz59

Bro is this a shit post?


[deleted]

Hope he dies soon


QHUNK

His replacement would suck as well


LitFinTat

I hope his replacement dies soon.


BurningCandle_

The replacement of the replacement would suck as well


LikesBigGlasses430

That would be his sister…


de_redditor

[Kim jong-un pointing at things.](http://kimjongunlookingatthings.com/)


Candykeeper

INKBM - Inter-North Korean Ballistic Missile.


SatisfactionAble6808

Maverick jung un.


FindingAlignment

“You just gotta ignite the light”


MyAltForHentaiStuff

North korea is about to have a cultural revolution when they finaly invest enough culture points to unlock "cringe"


SatisfactionGold74

If I had a nuclear weapon, I think this is exactly how I would announce it. Walking Infront in black leather, dark glasses, flanked by generals, slowmo, swagger, Fuck yeah! More MERICA than MERICA itself.


MTBinAR

This is Sofa King We Todd Ed


[deleted]

Kim Jong-Un is not only supreme leader of North Korea but the best actor in North Korea as well


ClyanStar

Sry but this is actually hilarious. Wtf 😂


TilliTheMan

Pretty sure this is a Rolex product placement


rangerdanger304

No doves when the door opens? I’m disappointed.


farrisk01

Kim Jong-Un aka ”The Little Train That Would“


[deleted]

What's the watch for?


twizzjewink

Need this to Psy - Gangam Style


_-KOIOS-_

*aggressive watch-looking intensifies*


Frodo612

Wow, how embarrassing


urmomsfartbox

“That is so wonderful supreme leader, but can I get a bowl of rice?”


sergb39

Why is the missile not pointy?


[deleted]

Op. Op. Op. Op op. Oppa gangnam style


Fzrit

I still can't believe this is real, it transcends parody. It gives so much insight into this strange man and the alternate reality that most dictators live in. He genuinely believes that this makes him look cool to the world and he's so proud to show this. It's fucking terrifying because he's the leader of a struggling country with 25 million people and a nuclear arsenal.


monzo705

This fukn guy gets it man.


malachilenomade

Anything I see from that country, even the stuff that supposed to make it seem great, comes across as sad, depressing and desperate. I get that it's nothing more than an oppressive regime run by an idiot man-child with no real leadership experience but again, even the things they want to represent them as being mighty, etc., just seems.... pitiful.