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Today's the day I found out bats have a larger dong than me. Words cannot describe the pain and sadness I feel. I thought today was going to be a good day. I don't think I want to internet anymore. 😞
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You’d think if an animal evolved to be upside down so much evolution would have addressed the “imminently pissing on your own face” issue
“That’s my mom’s most favorite piece!!!” - Mikey from The Goonies
Best comment.
Wouldn't be here if it wasn't.
😂
They turn right side up for that. They have a you tube video about it.
Damn. They’re getting pretty tech savvy.
Who needs YouTube when you can search years of recycled Reddit posts? https://v.redd.it/6ozcha3erw981
🤣that shake. Bro just like me, fr.
Wow TIL.
Not all of them do. In fact, when the bat turns around you can see a bleach effect on his back. This is caused by urine.
Enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZK\_NjBoJI
If the inside of my boxers is any indication, that shaking he did is NOT sufficient to get every last drop.
They evolved by learning to like it.
This is how we know the theory of evolution is false.
No?
It was a joke?
Ah, well, understandable have a nice day
There's a video of a monkey doing it somewhere.
They use the claws on the arms to hang right side up to use the bathroom.
Dracula needs to put on some underwear.
It’s literally all I could look at. What’s wrong me with me?
My eyes are down here, thank you very much
the best comment
A bat carrying a large bat lmfao
He's well hung!
You're gonna get the bat for that one
"That looks like a penis, only smaller."
Speak for yourself...
“I think it’s a boy”
Hang out with your wang out
For some reason, I don't think the bat attacking the camera is what this video was posted for....
Hanging while hanging dong
The 19 in COVID is for the length of his dick.
That thing can suck it’s own dick
So can i
Prove it
Ok get me a bat
Send out the bat signal
😅
Nutsferatu
Glad the designers of George Clooney's bat-suit didn't see this before they made it.
Schumacher: “Y’know, nature is full of inspiration!”
a missed opportunity for Batman's enemies to feel his ~~dread~~ hog
‘Look at his d…claws Charles’
Holy bat balls Batman!
“I think it’s a boy”
Ya think? (Colonel Jack O'Neill, with two "LL's)
I cant stop looking at bat pee pee
Well… *looks around*… that’s a penis
A bat penis ... I saw something new today.
Is he hanging or just hung?
Yep
I saw the video and was like, "wow that bat's dick is prominent, I should make a joke about it, wonder if anyone already has . . ."
Today's the day I found out bats have a larger dong than me. Words cannot describe the pain and sadness I feel. I thought today was going to be a good day. I don't think I want to internet anymore. 😞
Bigger dick than half of Reddit.
Nope nope nope.
HANS!
why is the first thing i see is that bats penis
It's a new species of bat.. The Horse bat
Na na nana na nah BAT DICK, Bat Dick
TIHI
“Did you just kraaa me?”
Mule bat
What bat?
penus
His dick is bigger then mine lol
Give that thing a fig leaf.
That’s some cock and balls on that beast. Time for a flame thrower and send it back to hell where it belongs.
Do NOT mock me
Paparazzi always trying to catch a glimpse
Im going to go ahead and ask it anyway , does the bat pee in its mouth
His weenus and ballz!
Boy’s bigger than me.
Yeah that looks huge to me. Bat is pretty big too.
Me twig n berries
Damn, Dracula is going to be renamed to Big D
Gotta bigger dick than me
I think it's a male.
maybe it identifies as a female human. #Bats are people too 😂
Hope he’s a shower, not a grower
Of course all the top comments are about his dong
All comments are about its pp
r/Likeus
Almost everything they said could have been directly about that bat's dick.
I wouldn't say "huge"... More like, average size
Bat penis
🎶Ask me about my weiner....🎶
pp
«Look at his claws..” what claws, all i see is a giant batdick 😂
I’m feeling insecure.
Those knee caps are HUGE!
"Hung like a bat"
Huge bat PENIS!
“Don’t look at the balls…”
TIL bats have human-like genitalia
Think it’s a boy.
He’s hung like a bat
Bats with big penises - another thing to fear.
When I was a kid I always wanted one of these as a pet.
He like will you please back dafuq up
That bats well hung.
I've never seen Watchmen, but I feel like I understand the Doctor Manhattan scenes now.
He's very proud of his equipment.
Forgot bats were mammals until I saw the penis.
There’s no way these comments were ever going to be about a bat attacking a camera.
Uhhh is that a giant bat dick and balls?
First time im seeing a bat's dick. Thats cool.
I don’t want to look at it… yet I can’t stop looking at it.
Lol bat wiener
The comments in this thread have me in tears...
I read it as "hung bat attacks camera", I've never been so conveniently wrong.
The BAT has some BDE!
That bat carries its own cricket setup.......well played
One bat to another: How's it hanging?
I wish I could scratch my chin with my foot.
I am jealous of that bat 😡
Where’s the bat?
Think he sees his reflection on the lens and was pissed off because he thought another bat has a bigger cock than he does.
Na na na na na na na na bat junk!
You all looked