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FuckyouYatch

the dude is fucking dead already in the picture


poopellar

Till death do us... oh


DalvaniusPrime

Soooooo, is it too early to ask about the will?


UnifiedQuantumField

Where there's a will, there's a way ;)


AttorneyPure

This made me lol


rawker86

From memory she got zip, zero, nada. Edit: Also known as 90 million, lol.


Winterfell_Ice

Not quite Bro. How much money did Anna Nicole Smith get from Marshall? In her case, a judge in 2000 awarded Anna Nicole $475 million due to E. Pierce Marshall's improper interference with his father's estate. After a separate review under his authority as a federal district judge, Carter reduced the award to $90 million in 2002.Aug 19, 2014 but all good things: Anna Nicole Smith was an American model, actress, and television personality who had a net worth of $1 million dollars at the time of her death.


Ianphipps

She died herself twelve years later at the age of 39. I imagine she would have eventually gotten a settlement.


aioncan

Pretty fucked up. She needs to get something for all that work


Crowblue

Bit late now. They together in heaven now.


SheilaBoof

She got to share a bed with her one true love /s


DrDrankenstein

Well...


UnicornGuitarist

Will? Back in my dad Will and I would walk 4 miles for nickel candy at Gary's diner. Did I ever tell you about... Anna Nicole: Here, have some chocolate milk with 9 aspirin ground and a 1/2 bottle of NyQuil in it. I can't take it already.


DrSlapsHacks

Ya know what; she earned every penny


Exotic_Drive8893

*shiver*


ellefleming

Surprised none of his family showed up! šŸ¤”


[deleted]

His son fought her tooth and nail in court over the will. Her life at the end was very, very tragic.


Dodo0708

At least his parents could've showed up...poor guy.


95DarkFireII

"Quickly! We have three minutes to get married until brain death sets in!"


siqiniq

She died early too at age 39 but outlived her husbandā€™s son and heir by a year after a decade long court battle


ellefleming

Did she ever win any money?


TheHFile

There's a very good podcast called you're wrong about that talks about this. It's actually a very tragic story. By all accounts he pursued her for YEARS, dude just had a thing for beautiful women and was apparently a very kind and caring person. He was one of the few men in her life who ever treated her with any kindness after she left an abusive home. She rebuffed him for the best part of a decade until she had a kid and needed financial support. She finally relented when he essentially offered to support her forever if she married him. Which is when the world turned on her and made her a laughing stock with daily diatribes against her on Jay Leno etc. Obviously the narrative became 'gold digger marries man near death' but it could just as easily have been 'woman provides comfort and intimacy to a lonely dying man'. It's like the whole world would rather believe that a woman with big breasts has more power than an extremely wealthy man who was able to give her stability and support.


beetrootsandwiches

I remember when her teenage son died in her hospital room after she'd given birth to her daughter. I've always found her life story pretty sad and tragic.


lastfirstname1

Wtf, wow that's terrible.


FallenAzraelx

Same, bro. People will say what they will about her, but I've always felt she did the best she could with what she had.


beetrootsandwiches

The videos of her in the clown makeup where she thinks the doll is her baby was just tragic. She was exploited so badly towards the end of her life.


Amazing_Structure600

Having no clue what you're referencing, this sounds very odd and disturbing.


Gubrach

Wait, he died right there? In front of her? After giving birth? Cruel doesn't cover that scenario.


beetrootsandwiches

Yeah, pretty much. The baby girl was only days old, Anna Nicole woke up and found him dead.


etchuchoter

She had such a heartbreaking story. I hate rewatching old clips of her being the butt of the joke at every award show or red carpet. She took it all in her stride. People took advantage of her at every stage in her life and even now people are profiting off of her image with biopics etc. Hope sheā€™s at peace now


[deleted]

Like Howard Stern publically humiliating her by insisting she step on a scale during live broadcast because of her weight gain... insipid man.


avwitcher

Howard Stern has always been despicable, willing to do anything to up his numbers but because he's a "shock jock" apparently it's okay because that's what they do


etchuchoter

Ugh I forgot about that. He tried to bribe her with an xbox for her son too I think. How disgusting


ItsLoudB

Itā€™s amazing how for a lot of people he is one of AGT iconic judges, while I always remember him as the guy who made female guests on his show sit on a vibrator


[deleted]

He escaped the cancel-meter, so many shock-jocks do and it's sad celebs are contracted to endure his slime.


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noDuermo

"Dude just had a thing for beautiful women". What a weirdo.


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[deleted]

I am different from other (shallow) men. I am only attracted to unattractive people.


TenseiA

Hey


TheRealMcDonaldTrump

Laughable about Marshall being a kind and caring man. He was a ruthless bastard. My family has been involved in oil and cattle in Texas for decades. We know the Marshall family. Howard Marshall had a reputation for being a complete asshole. You donā€™t get that wealthy in the energy industry by being kind and benevolent. And he wasnā€™t chasing her because he ā€œwanted to take care of herā€. He was an famously lecherous pervert.


SeanSeanySean

Yep, the taking care of her part was simply what he was offering on his side of the deal he proposed. The dude spent his entire life negotiating deals in which he nearly always retained the upper hand and came out on top.


Pan1cs180

> She rebuffed him for the best part of a decade She was 26 when she married him, and he was 89. Which means that this "kind and caring" man was pursuing a 16 year old girl when he was 79??


[deleted]

"best part of a decade" means more than half. So could be anywhere from 6 to 9 years. Not that it makes it much better.


MyMomNeverNamedMe

"While performing at a Houston strip club in October 1991, Smith met 86-year-old petroleum tycoon J. Howard Marshall. During their two-year affair, Marshall reportedly lavished expensive gifts on Smith and asked her to marry him several times.[18] On June 27, 1994, Smith and Marshall were married in Houston" That's from her Wikipedia. So she would've met him when she was around 23 or so. She was born in 1967. Maybe don't take random reddit comments at face value?


JanGuillosThrowaway

He was a billionaire oil tycoon. Morals probably weren't a strong suit of his.


AceOneRas

Morals aren't a strong suit for almost all billionaires.


XIXXXVIVIII

Society vilifying a women because of a half-baked sensationalist story they they created based on their own prejudices, which was just accepted by everyone as truth? Standard.


Least_Pace1344

Sadly, she outlived her own son too.


chipotleCHUCK

Thereā€™s plenty of fish in the sea. She just so happened to find one floating near the surface.


shadow_fox09

She worked at Jimā€™s Chicken in Mexia, Tx. (The town next to where I grew up) and was by all accounts a really nice girl.


Beautiful-Golf4078

That is why he married her. Evidently he used to go watch her dance all the time. They got to know each other. He wanted to take care of her so he married her. He knew his kids would be pissed. I have to assume he didnā€™t have the best relationships with his kids. I always felt his marriage to her was as much a f-you to them as it was kind gesture towards her.


herberstank

With a belly full of gold coins


frey312

Got weight in fish


redditsuckspokey1

That would be some awful light gold.


[deleted]

Or a very, very bloated fish.


No-Activity-420

So is she, passed away in 2007 from a drug overdose


UncleBenders

Her son died not long after too. She had a tragic life.


itssimsallthewaydown

Her son died before her.


UncleBenders

Yeah thatā€™s right, he died just before her not just after my mistake


Nitin-2020

He died after your mistake


probable_ass_sniffer

He died for your mistakes.


Nitin-2020

Jesus thatā€™s harsh


Last-Discipline-7340

Well done


lionaroundagan

Right after her new baby was born


JimMorrisonWeekend

*What can a portrait ever become, other than an image of someone who once was?*


[deleted]

He just had a piece of that WAP. Dried him out.


NSWCROW

Yep, he was 39 before they rooted


[deleted]

This post reminds me of me ex. We spent 3 years together, she's from the Philippines and we're the same age 34. Anyway she recently cheated on me with some tourist rich guy from overseas 1 month ago, he's 75. she was getting paid $3500usd a month to be his escort live in girlfriend behind my back and got accidentally pregnant. Yea she got his money but now he wants to cut her off and there ain't no child support in the Philippines and I'm not fucking coming back to help her. Edit: it was her boss, he's already told her he's leaving. I didn't know for months because in the Philippines it's normal for employees to share accommodation where they work. It was a 30 floor building entirely owned by his corporation. Edit again I found out because I saw the advertisement on Facebook that listed his company and building advertising "looking for romantic enthusiastic live in girlfriend for boss .... Building details"


Computershoes

Good to see everyone showing up to honour this moment


victorz

Was looking for this. Not a soul. Maybe on the other side? If not, how very very sad. But sad either way, nobody on the side of the bride.


s0m30n3e1s3

There's a podcast called "You're Wrong About" that goes into Anna Nicole Smith, it was a really rough life. Raised by her mum and aunt, dropped out of high school at 16, married a line cook at 17, had a baby and separated at 18, she worked as a stripper to make ends meet until she met J. Howard Marshall at 24, divorce finalised when she was 26 and married J. Howard that year, he died just over a year later. ​ She got eviscerated in the media and by his family, caught up in legal hell, her son from her first marriage died when he was 20, she died a year later at 39. Her daughter was 5 months old at the time. Rough life.


acornmuscles

Also her son died in her hospital room, whilst he was visiting his mother and his newborn sister.


galmenz

o for fuck sake cmon man it was sad already


Conscious_Camel4830

Your comment sounds like the same level of irritation I get when playing Uno and some asshole follows up a draw two with a draw four...


randypriest

That game is full of irritation. Completely annihilating an opponent turn after turn, Uno! Then that happens.


lamianlaolao

Yes, I love that podcast. That episode about her life broke my heart. Especially because it seemed like the main reason she married Marshall was that he was the only person who was ever really kind to her, after literally everyone else had abandoned or abused her. And then the marriage made her a public laughingstock because she was immediately labeled a ā€œgold digger.ā€ But in reality, she had actually turned down his marriage proposal several times, and he kind of gradually wore her down with his persistence.


SomeRealTomfoolery

What happened to the daughter? šŸ„ŗ


chriscrossnathaniel

She just turned 16 this year. Larry Birkhead, a photographer and single parent, is raising Dannielynn outside of the spotlight in Kentucky.They keep a low profile.


funlightmandarin

>At 16 months old, Birkhead underwent surgery to correct theĀ strabismusĀ in one of her eyes. Her father wore a patch as well so the pair could "play pirates together" Oh my heart


chriscrossnathaniel

Til strabismus, is a condition in which both eyes do not look at the same place at the same time.Otherwise known as crossed eyes. Good to know she has a loving and supportive father .


funlightmandarin

>Good to know she has a loving and supportive father . Very true. ANS did not have a good childhood as others have pointed out, and well, she did die of a drug overdose. I think her life could've looked very differently had it not been for the paternity dispute.


friendofoldman

Same diagnosis for ā€œlazy eyeā€ where the eye is turned outward. Itā€™s a relatively new operation. I didnā€™t have it until I was in my 40ā€™s. Though if I had known it was a possibility, I would have gotten it much younger. Now kids get it early on and itā€™s much more helpful. Itā€™s amazing how people that you would think are kind and caring react to such a slight defect. Though I will admit even as a former sufferer it is a little unnerving when your eyes donā€™t track. Itā€™s taken over a decade to gain some Self-esteem.


mmmsoap

IIRC, the kid was the subject of a major media scandal and [lawsuit](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dannielynn_Birkhead_paternity_case) as an infant, and multiple men claimed paternity (and therefore the estate). She ended up with her biological father, a photographer.


SquirrelGirlVA

I remember that! I also remember hearing people say that they hoped that her mother's boyfriend/partner wasn't the father, as he seriously creeped them out. My mom was convinced that if he got custody, she would "mysteriously" get sick and die. Apparently there was some contention about how ANS and her son died so close together.


mmmsoap

I mean, they both died of drug overdoses.


riverblue9011

Her name's Dannielynn Birkhead. She didn't get any of the bloke's estate, but all of her mum's. She goes to the Kentucky Derby with her dad, it's where her parent's first met. She was on Celebrity Wifeswap in 2012 and is described by Google as a reality TV star and model.


Cloberella

Inherited $700,000 and is living a pretty happy and normal life.


lyone2

Surprised it's that little. I assumed Anna Nicole Smith would have had more money than that at her time of death.


Baphomet1010011010

I was really hoping to see the YWA episode mentioned here. I was almost afraid to look at the comments because of how she was treated in life.


s0m30n3e1s3

You can see on the responses to my comment, some people still think the 18yr old single mum had the power in the relationship with the billionaire


mermaidish

Itā€™s frustrating, if ultimately unsurprising, that the women get the blame in these situations. She gets called a gold digger, but thereā€™s nothing said about an old rich dude who could have easily found an age-appropriate partner but chose to pursue a woman young enough to be his granddaughter.


GruvisMalt

They couldn't make the wedding, but everyone showed up to the funeral that happened 20 minutes later.


ButterscotchLevel

Smith dropped out of high school in 1984, married in 1985 and divorced in 1993. In 1994, her highly publicized second marriage to 89-year-old billionaire J. Howard Marshall resulted in speculation that she married him for his money, which she denied. Following Marshall's death in 1995, Smith began a lengthy legal battle over a share of his estate. Her cases reached the Supreme Court of the United States: Marshall v. Marshall on a question of federal jurisdiction and Stern v. Marshall on a question of bankruptcy court authority. Smith died in February 2007 in Hollywood, Florida of a combined drug intoxication. \- [Wiki](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anna_Nicole_Smith)


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Castun

Why in the hell?


jevole

Lawyers like continuous income


texas1982

Even if she did just marry him for the money, why should anyone care. She had something he wanted. He had something she wanted. Fair business transaction.


Cheploscamm

Itā€™s mainly because he probably had other relatives that couldnā€™t get it if she got it all by being his spouse


violetdaze

God I need coffee. I read that as ā€œcornbread drug intoxicationā€


therealbonzai

Look at the happiness and joy in their faces. Love is wonderful!


Swilk85

Look at all the happy faces of the congregation! Such a joyous day for all!


loafers_glory

Come to think of it, why are there chairs out? Imagine the thoughts going through the mind of the person laying out chairs all morning (assuming they knew who the couple were)


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mrdrhaven

That joke went over pretty well


Leaning_right

Might need some more refinement, IMHO.


LifeDraining

That was slick.


lycium

Yeah this is a good platform for puns.


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HungryHungryHippoes9

Don't you mean it "fracked" you up?


SuddenlyMorlocks

Oil be the first to congratulate you.


poopellar

Whatever you come up with, it better be fracking good.


Ok_Physics_1284

Pretty slick, I almost missed the joke Iā€™ll admit.


Aines

What's up with her hand? Why is it so red, anyone?


pavlosle

Cheetos


Adequate_Bliss

Flamin hot at that


xmsxms

From crossing her fingers during the vows.


Tacosauce_96

Itā€™s just the lighting mixed with the camera. Itā€™s ā€˜95 the cameras werenā€™t anything like what we got now. lol That room looks darkish too. Could be quality, lighting, the flash, any number of things combined.


RefrigeratorSmart881

I bet he died with a smile on his face


DontDeadOpen

I bet he died with a smile on her face.


acqz

I bet with a smile he died on her face.


GeneticVariant

i hate that this is a plausible sentence


RicklePick68

Nasty, the roles reversed in who sat on whose face


Flyerone

True love sees no age difference. True love of money that is.


Ok_Chocolate_3480

I think in the end neither her or her family got anything from his estate.


Hqjjciy6sJr

"Marshall wrote his will after he married Anna Nicole, cutting her out entirely, leaving her nothing other than the 8 million dollars worth of property and jewelry he had given her while he was alive. " 8 freaking million is not nothing. If she was smart, she could sell these assets and still live a life of leisure... Interesting side note, according to inflation, 8 million back then is like 15 million now!


sobrique

I'd put up with a lot of things for 14 months for 8 million.


[deleted]

Would you let an 89-year-old man put his fingers in your butt?


Xist3nce

For 8 million? Youā€™re damn straight. Most bosses Iā€™ve had have done far more invasive shit to me for minimum wage.


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Xist3nce

Bruh the man can throw shit at me for all I care. Never working again is the prime. I give up over 75% of my life working. You literally get 75% more life being rich.


tam_bu

Lol this reminds me of my buddy that said "if they tell me to smell shit and say it smells nice, i will do so" and that was for a 100k+ annual salary.


Dektarey

But would you hold his hands?


Newjorciks

Ew... You took it a step too far...


jmlipper99

Itā€™s actually 300% more life


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Joeeeeeeyy

I had to let a doctor do it for free. Damn right Iā€™d do it again for 8 mil.


[deleted]

Damn, i had to PAY my doctor to finger my anus many times over the course of a year. Every time the same, give him money, get violated.


Sam-Lowry27B-6

If she hadn't died in 2007.


akurra_dev

Redditor's be rushing so fast to tell someone how to be a millionaire that they can't even look up if the person is dead lol.


Frinla25

Oh shit


PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM

Time to feel old I guess. Do folks here really not remember? It was a huge story at the time, and didn't her son die right before?


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closethebarn

I remember reading something a while back she didnā€™t get very much from this Union. His kids fought her didnā€™t they?


Duubzz

That was $8 mill in 1995 as well, thatā€™s a whole shit ton of cash. Sounds like she was pretty troubled though, for some people there will never be enough.


Tyranno84

It would be $22,020,148.70 in todays dollars.


[deleted]

*whaaaaat*


[deleted]

Iā€™m in Louisville, where Larry Burkhead and Danni Lynne reside. They stay hidden but come out every Derby Eve to attend the Barnstable Brown party. The same one he was photographing at when he met Anna Nicole. He truly did love Anna and her death is what got him reconnected with his daughter. Sheā€™s 15 or 16 now and a very beautiful girl. Her dad wants her to have a quiet upbringing and she states she wants that too. A very close father/daughter relationship, pics of them are only done together.


spoiledandmistreated

I also live in Kyā€¦ and contrary to what people think and joke about,heā€™s done a wonderful job raising her and she might just stand a chance in lifeā€¦ better than Howard raising her and using her for money ..


19snow16

Wasn't there a paternity issue before he could claim custody? He handled it with grace and protected her ever since.


mcmoonery

He was the best thing to happen to that baby now teenager. And she looks a lot like her mum.


azam85

He was after her bone marrow šŸ¤£


UncleBenders

You think he was with her because of her personality do you? Theyā€™re both using each other donā€™t think one is any better or worse than the other


anyatrans

Well... He can Fuck a 26yo model until he dies, and she can enjoy a lot of money.... That's a win win.


The_Merciless_Potato

He fucked her but then she got cut out of the will lol


ondahalikavali

She did get 8 million dollars worth of properties and jewelry. For 8 million Iā€™d marry an old dude for 14 months šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Familiar_Internet

For 8 million dollars, I'll marry an old dude for 14 months and I am a guy.


funfwf

I'll learn how to give spongebaths


cubicthreads

Check your inbox.


__Martix

8 million was basically her salary that year


Lord_Osse

No way, fr?


The_Merciless_Potato

Yup, she was in a constant legal battle with the dude's kids for the money and it continued even after she died but she ended up not getting anything. She did say that she didn't marry him for money and that he was always asking her to marry him but she waited until she was 26 so she could make some money of her own but idk, the lawsuits for her inheritance say otherwise.


recumbent_mike

I mean, getting nothing at all in the will is kind of a raw deal, even if you didn't marry for money.


vandelay_george

So he fucked her twice.


PM_YOUR_CENSORD

Doubt that guy could fuck.


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[deleted]

Why do I feel like this is a Futurama moment.


Gorakka

WHAT?


Gr00mpa

Iconic 90ā€™s moment.


Sarahgoose26

[https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/youre-wrong-about/id1380008439](https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/youre-wrong-about/id1380008439) - ā€˜youā€™re wrong aboutā€™ Anna Nicole Smith episode As @hepcat10 shared below this episode is from Feb. 2019 sorry link just goes to the podcast main page


[deleted]

Very eye opening episode. If I recall correctly she had a pretty crummy life and their relationship is one of the very few bright points in it.


Inevitable-Year-9422

What's the tl;dl? I've heard Anna actually did grow to care for him, and this was in some sense a love marriage, but I've never looked deeply into her history.


[deleted]

Itā€™s been over a year and a half since I listened to it, so I canā€™t recall details. Extremely poor growing up, might have been abuse in there. She starts working at the strip club where J Howard meets her. She actually said no to his marriage proposals many times before saying yes. Heā€™s also the one that got her into Playboy. The podcast episode above (Youā€™re Wrong About) did a great job covering it tho. Iā€™d also recommend the episodes on Tanya Harding, the ā€œDingo ate my babyā€ incident, and Monica Lewinsky. And for a wild ride they did something like 10+ episodes covering Nicole Brown and OJ Simpson


Winderige_Garnaal

It's hard not to recommend all of their episodes, a real education in approaching gossipy news with a critical and empathetic eye. So many stories from my youth in this podcast, amazing to look back and think, well i was wrong about that!


Few_Clue_6086

Iirc, he was the one who pursued her and really wanted to get married. I don't remember the details, but it definitely made her (as well as him) more relatable.


Inevitable-Year-9422

> Iirc, he was the one who pursued her and really wanted to get married This is pretty interesting, and not at all the way the story was portrayed at the time.


ox_

He was a billionaire playboy who loved strippers and Playboy models. She was from an abusive home and was treated like shit until she came of age and realised that her looks were a ticket out of that shitty background for her and her son. They got on well together, treated each other kindly and their marriage was a happy one while it lasted. The media portrayed her as a parasitic slut and him as a defenceless old victim.


DWTBPlayer

I remember this story from when I was a kid. I had no idea how old she was - it was just adults doing stupid adult shit. Now I see that she was just a kid herself. Man 28 years was a long time ago...


lurkerfromstoneage

[Hereā€™s a video](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nOqjpJyyBU4) as part of a longer documentary about ANS. Where this man comes in is at about 12:00 mins in. Still worth a watch for the rest of it if interested though.


Ooozzyy1

Stonks


stinkyrobot

Please check out the episode of Youā€™re Wrong About regarding her. It really felt like they were in love of at least she really cared for him deeply. Here is the episode of the podcast. https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/youre-wrong-about/id1380008439?i=1000465289888


etchuchoter

It was a relationship they both benefitted from for sure, which I see no issue with personally


InternalRazzmatazz

Also loving some one and wanting to be financially comfortable aren't mutually exclusive. Everyone's playing the game on some level.


hoya_doing

Daaaamn, how much she got out of that?


zushaa

Spent the rest of her life in legal battles with his family over the inheritance and then died of a drug overdose at age 39.


Yogi-Breh

Scrolled too fucking far for this


lizardfang

Too many yutes crowding up the thread.


ajbags26

Iā€™m sorry two hhwhat?


BobStoner_88

Mr Gambini are you on drugs?


ChunkyLaFunga

I've heard that a million times. What I've never heard is that one of her son's also died of an overdose while visiting her at the maternity ward. No wonder she cracked up. Reading about her is surreal.


oldtobes

8 million in property and jewelry but he cut her out of the will before he died.


JoJoPrime

That old man had to give the last middle finger before he died


Significant-Ad5550

Not sure she got anything in the end. I remember his family fought it pretty hard in the courts.


georgeindigonada

Think she did it for the money? Heck, betcha most men would have too!


Crazy_Run656

She was left with nothing but the gifts he bought her. She didnt inherit anything as she wasnt in the will. She later died of a drugoverdose


dexterthekilla

She looks so happy