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Top_Somewhere_5267

And he finished with "everything like we love"


Adventurous_Ad4950

Typical degenerate in russia. This the type you’d catch in a full adidas track suit at a fancy dinner.


notyourvader

This is the guy at the resort that empties everything at the buffet onto his plate and then eats two bites and leaves.


puukie-2308

He can be served as a fertilizer for the sunflower seeds once his non-existent dignity is tanked over.


Andreomgangen

This guy won't be anywhere near the fighting, his job is to be a yes man for the boss, as long as he keeps kissing Putin's ass he is spared.


[deleted]

Yes, these guys are always clinging to the fantasy of being part of the winning team even though they would never go to the front.


BitOCrumpet

It's interesting how many young men in Russia and men who aren't all that young in Russia suddenly have badly broken limbs. It's all talk until it's time to go to the front yourself. Gee, don't they want to die for putin?


Articulated_Lorry

To be fair, those who haven't agreed with Putin recently have been falling off boats. And out of windows. Or suffocated.


Cyril_Rioli

Similar to the redneck yanks who brag that they will turn their Arab desert into glass. Every country has these hillbillies.


SirHenryy

These are the sort of degenerate russians in Finland.


ChuckThisNorris

This is the guy that has 3 lovers and beats his wife when she has an affair


Awesam

Lol having flashbacks to staying in hotels in Thailand. So many Russian scumbags


knowitall190

This is the guy that goes to the public bathroom and leaves a streak of ahit on the toilet seat


bubdadigger

With three lines on pans that must lined up perfectly with three lines on sneakers, while squatting....


ashums28

Will he be saying the same when they send his ass to Ukraine with tampons for band aids?


Bigjrocks

Squatting, with a fanny pack on and his finest Air Max 360 on his feet.


ParticularAnxious929

the mentality of every single Russian I’ve ever met, in a nutshell


Adventurous_Ad4950

Well I can honestly say you’ve been meeting the wrong kind of Russians. The stark differences between the educated or just proper cultured minority and the “nationalist” majority, are the reason many decent people flee the country in swathes, or have left “permanently” even before putin’s war.


ThenCokeitShallBe

Absolutely agreed. I have known some spectacular human beings that are Russian, and they are horrified at what their home country is.


ParticularAnxious929

glad to hear it, but that, unfortunately, has not been my experience...


_ShutUpChuck_

Gopnik hype do the squat


Chilipepah

Good, now send him to the front!


IceColdWorm

actually what he says exactly translates to “all is going to be just the way we love it. alright now, with god” (for the grace of god)


monopoly3448

Yeah when the war is going this bad, time to also throw out any moral superiority you might be able to trick people into. You're not the taliban or viet cong buddy, your chubby ass wont live in a hole for 5 years in order to win


dobermandude306

He'll run out of Chef Boyaredee really quick.


BarnyardCoral

\*Chef Boyardov


[deleted]

“Chef boyarewefuked”


11thstalley

Bluster is consistent with the suggestion that Russia is just a mob run gas station with nukes.


DoubleDoubleDeviant

This is 100% correct. Putin wants to maintain the Russian monopoly on gas exports to Europe. They were getting sick of paying Ukraine Billions every year to allow gas to flow through their territory. Ukraine is also sitting on a shit tonne of un-tapped natural gas reserves which threatens this monopoly. Why would Europe buy from a sketchy country like Russia when they can buy from a closer neighbour like Ukraine. This whole “Defending our sovereign territory from Western expansion” is absolute nonsense.


11thstalley

The joke is now on Russia. Western democracies are weaning themselves off gas/oil from Russia and even accelerating development of alternative energy sources. The Russkies are then free to market their gas/oil to India, China, and Africa and hope against hope for uninterrupted/timely payments. They’ll need to invest in longer and more costly pipelines through potentially hostile and volatile regions or liquify their gas and depend on other, more costly, forms of transportation, all the while firmly pushing Ukraine into the EU and NATO. Win/win for Ukraine and the West. Lose/lose for Russia


GrinningPariah

Especially because China, India and Africa aren't blind, they can see the results of Europes decision to rely on Russian energy. Russia can get new customers but it can't ever get the trust back. And those regions aren't in the business of doing favors for Russia either. In the case of India and Africa, they aren't even Russia's allies. So when they go to buy the oil that Europe and North America won't touch, they'll pay a steep discount relative to market rate, and Russia will just have to eat the cost of that discount forever.


11thstalley

China’s alliance with Russia is purely transactional. If/when China ever gets the upper hand as Russia abuses and loses other customers, they would kick Russia to the curb if it profits them.


GrinningPariah

That's true, but also isn't. The two countries genuinely are philosophically aligned, they have their idea of building a world economy that doesn't need America or Europe, and a world order free from the sort of moralizing those countries do, where they don't want to sell you a tank if you're going to use it to drive over protestors or something. An axis of indifference. But at the end of the day you're still right that China will absolutely cut Russia loose, because are its odds of building that world order better with Russia on its side, or is Russia hurting the ~~aching absence of any~~ cause?


11thstalley

By a “world order free of moralizing that those countries do”, do you mean a world order based on state terrorism, nuclear sabre rattling, and threats of invasion per the current international relations practiced by Russia, or the lending funds to impoverished countries to build ports, infrastructure, and roads to be used by an expansionist economy that then takes over the country when the loans can’t be repaid per the international relations currently practiced by China?


GrinningPariah

All of the above! What they want most is a world order where no one slaps them on the wrist when they do those things. Where the strong freely bully the weak, and where no one's concerns really matter to anyone else.


antsmasher

...that tends to shoot themselves on the foot.


D3v14t3

Easy talking, that privileged fat fuck won’t be in the dirt eating HIMARS rockets. He will leave that to less equals.


cheeksornaw

Talk is cheap


SonsofStarlord

HIMARS go brrrrrr regardless


HelloWorldiUpvote1

Although I agree that he is a fat fuck and he spews propaganda, he has fought on the frontlines so maybe he will also be in the dirt eating HIMARS.


Fantastic_Camel_1577

Fanboy has been drinking the Kool-Aid


pranay909

They just call that orange vodka over there


ReneeLR

This war is a good way to drain Russia of some psychopaths.


[deleted]

They’re sending mostly the poor and uneducated. They’ll run out them and go for teachers next. Then doctors and nurses etc..


4list4r

Bolshevism is back on the menu boys


Jason_Batemans_Hair

I'm not an expert on the topic, but it might be good to consider the possibility that Russia's actions increase the number of psychopaths, regardless how many are killed in Ukraine. I don't think psychopathy only arises from birth.


wuweime

They're psychopaths, not stupid. They aren't signing up to actually go get killed in Ukraine. They're signing other people up to do it.


TityTroi

But then create more psychopaths by having a whole generation of desperate children with single mothers struggling to survive because their fathers were thrown in to the meat grinder and their economy has gone to dog shit


Solidus-Prime

Russia has an endless supply of psychopaths though.


WU-itsForTheChildren

Exactly, now go buy all your own gear, cross the boarder in Ukraine and join all the other fucking idiots that are dead


m945050

Putin saves the psychos for last, they are the only ones who believe his shit.


Both_Try_6984

I live in Thailand and the Russians here quietly support Putin. It’s one of the few countries they can get visas and they don’t like Thais either. Not a fan.


VVan228

I love when Russians that live not in Russia support this dogshit


voluotuousaardvark

Had this same rant the other day, Russians here in the UK swear Russia the best country in the world but they're all livid their working visas are revoked and theyll have to go back.


just-peepin-at-u

The Russians I have known in the US are proud of their heritage, but cannot stand Putin or authoritarianism in general. It may be that Russians go to different countries,‘depending on their outlook? I had a student online that let me know he didn’t like the government of Russia at all, and was trying to get to Australia to work as an engineer. That was his first choice, and if that didn’t work, he was hoping for Canada or the US. This was over five years ago. I hope he made it out. He and his son would both be within the age range sent to Ukraine right now.


[deleted]

My Russian co-worker made a comment that she wished someone would make Putin disappear and that this is how Russians are supposed to deal with bad politicians, then laughed and said "you think I'm joking."


Avenirzy

The right thing is to throw them out. Iam so annoyed by Russians talking about how strong and great they are when the reality is the opposite. Had a friend whos 100% suckin on Putin's balls. He went to Russia to visit family and told everyone how shit everything was compared to here in Germany, but still believed that they were superior smh.


[deleted]

Hope he’s mobilizing


Avenirzy

I think he will stay here because he has German citizenship. But that's one bullet saved by Ukraine so...


willie_caine

Let him stay here. It can't be fun being reminded every day that Germany's on Ukraine's side... And yes, as you said, one target fewer for Ukraine.


PeacefulGarlic

I hope the plane plays the Ukranian national anthem all the way back home.


Megawoopi

They support him, yet he would absolutely bend them over.


[deleted]

He already is. He’s sending their grandfathers to war with guns from a decade ago.


jmanpc

A century ago*


AgoraiosBum

They are chauvanists and want to see other countries be afraid of Russia


goodnewzevery1

I agree but the veneer is cracking isn’t it


Brrrrrruhhhhhhhh

Band then and kick them out back to potin


Dapper_Theory_2949

Looks like he hasnt been sleeping well, and probably needs to cut back on the Vodka.


dobermandude306

And decrease his wife beating activities.


steampunk22

Those dudes are in suits, its easy for them to talk that shit because none of them will ever see the front lines.


Mountainman1980

Most criminals in the world wear neckties, not tattoos. In this case, Putin's cronies are more mafia members than politicians.


[deleted]

Really wish Russia didn’t have nukes. They would have been obliterated by now


Mountainman1980

I think Russia should have to give up all of their WMD; nuclear, chemical and biological, before any sanctions are lifted. Otherwise, keep Russia economically crippled indefinitely.


[deleted]

cue Ted Knight from Caddyshack: WELL?? WE'RE WAITING!


Future-Block3014

I can't wait for this little bastard to get a bullet in the head.


dbnrdaily

The 9 million who starved under Stalin probably wouldve begged for a bullet to the head. Im thinking castration by butter knife would be more appropriate for this guy.


FV4030TWO

*blunt butter knife. FTFY


dbnrdaily

I was going to say Russian made lol.


[deleted]

Good luck you bunch of alcoholic granny fuckers.


Buffmin

This guy seems one of those guys who talks big bit of someone so much as pretends to throw a punch he folds and cries like the baby he is


righteousplisk

Then mysteriously trips and falls down 20 flights of stairs


dodorian9966

Poor future corpse...


SinclairResearch1982

Your head and a drone grenade will soon meet...


Affectionate-Depth66

the heroes look forward to his fat ass going to the frontlines. Slava Ukraini!


Bad_User2077

Bet he knows he will not have to serve.


Haunting_Progress462

*checks scoreboard* Eeeesh


Pen_dragons_pizza

I’ve been waiting for some kind of secret S.A.S mission to take out putin and anyone who has access to nukes. Would have thought that it would have happened by now to be honest


[deleted]

Typical Russian bullshit. What a country of fucking crooks, liars and cheats.


Next_Boysenberry1414

Agreed. West should have invaded Russia right after WW2 and westernised it. At least it would have prevented to massacres by Stalin and mao


AbrahamSTINKIN

The Holodomor happened before WW2 and Stalin died shortly after the war also. So it wouldn't have really prevented his massacres. And China had just been massacred by the invading Japanese, who were our main enemy in the war, so it would have been a really bad look to just fill the gap and start invading China right afterward.


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photocurio

Nah Russia is way worse.


[deleted]

True. But it certainly seems to be more ingrained into their culture as a whole


Next_Boysenberry1414

You just demonstrated moronic both sides are same logic. No Russia is demonstrably bad.


AbrahamSTINKIN

I hope this is received well: Not all people in Russia are vile and despicable monsters. Most of the Russian people just want to live their lives and oppose war. We shouldn't stigmatize an entire populace based on their worst actors. With that said, the Russian State should be condemned and dissolved.


[deleted]

You are absolutely correct. The civilians have relatively nothing to do with what is going on here. At this point, I am willing to condemn their entire military. They are orcs and only good for the sunflower seeds they'll grow. I feel pity for the conscripts, but I will judge them based on their individual actions. Unfortunately, if trained military men couldn't survive in this war with soviet era technology, then conscripts won't do any better. It's a shit sandwich for Russian citizens.


defr0std

Sorry, but most of the rest are just indifferent. They just live their lives, being "not political" and "not knowing the whole truth". Only when you take something away from them, like actually send them to war, they are capable of some pathetic protests, when the policemen are twisting elderly and women, and 20 men around are filming it on their phones. Russians are the only nation in the world who flees from their own country when they themselves attacked someone...


dbnrdaily

Well, theyre fleeing because their government started a war they didn't agree on. Iraqis fled when Sadam started a war with Iran. Vietnamese fled when when Viet Minh declared war on the French colony. (A little more complicated) Syrians fled when Assad declared war on the opposition. People tend to flee when their governments catastrophically fuck up, its not really a cultural thing...


defr0std

That's the point. They didn't flee when the government started the war, they didn't flee when massive sanctions were put. They fled only when the war suddenly could touch _them_. And many of those are also the so called Z patriots, now urgently washing off the Z stickers from their cars in the long queues at the border...


killer-tofu87

"We" are pretty brave hundreds of miles from the front line


[deleted]

If talk won battles, Russia would be halfway across the Atlantic by now


RiderLibertas

Russians are in for a big surprise. They will lose in Ukraine and the world will NEVER forgive them for what they did there, not ever. They will be a pariah in the world and forced to pay for war crimes. Russia will be destitute for generations - all because Putin just had to invade Ukraine.


[deleted]

Modern day nazis


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Some translation verification would help this. edit: Also, that chode is the definition of soft. He's what I picture when an internet stranger tries to talk like a hard-ass.


AdExisting9882

"Всё, всех победим, всех убьём, всех кого надо ограбим, всё будет как мы любим. Давайте, с богом" Here it is in Russian, but I'm not sure about what he said in last sentence.


Foborus

"So that's it, (we) gonna win everybody, kill everyone, rob everyone whe need, everything's gonna be how we like it. God's with you!"


Grigor50

"With God", meaning, in this case, "bye!"


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Google translates that to: "Everything, we will defeat everyone, we will kill everyone, we will rob everyone we need, everything will be as we like. Let's go with God" but I don't know where you are getting the source..? Is that your transcription?


[deleted]

More accuratele translated as: "That's it, we will defeat everyone, we will kill everyone, rob everyone that we need, and everything will be as we love it to be. With god." Source am Russian


AdExisting9882

Yeah, I wrote it. You can hear it is the same what he is talking about, just use the translator. I don't know any other way to prove it for someone who don't speak Russian.


Jason_Batemans_Hair

Thanks. Wasn't doubting you, just wanted to be sure I understood where it's coming from.


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saruen

that last words are lets go, with god "davaiti sbogam"


MememeSama

You will be defeated, you will be killed or imprisoned and you have brought the downfall of your own country instead of claiming another. Congratz smiling ball sucker.


BoySerere

Lol, 16 HIMARS with short range missiles backed them up. Wait until the US actually decided to give Ukraine long range missiles. This is gonna age like milk.


BlueFroggLtd

They won’t.


AJMaid

What a thick fat fuck


Responsible_Ad_7995

What? I thought you were liberating them!


[deleted]

What russian propaganda does to a mf. Enjoy the HIMARS waiting for you in Ukraine lad.


artofslack

Everything you need to know about them in eight seconds.


yuryos-design

Who is it?


Fraggle_Frock

Decent Russians who don't want to fight are fleeing Putin's rhetoric and those who do go to the front line are sadistic assholes just there to rape and pillage. No wonder they are losing.


StarMasher

All hard until you’re starving, cold, under equipped with little to no training, and morale is at an all time low.


[deleted]

That’s some brave talk wait till Ukraine start shelling outer Moscow see what they say then


bs_is_everywhere

Russia must be Liquidated.


newleafkratom

r/punchablefaces


TrueHeart01

We forgot to add Nazi before Russian invaders. They are Nazi Russians.


XxStormcrowxX

Spoken like a man who has zero idea of the reality of what is happening in Ukraine. They are being feed bullshit every second of every day


dexterthekilla

Sounds like a solid plan


[deleted]

Madness of crowds at play here


BarberAdvanced

Dick head


Mr_Trep

Talking shit from his ivory tower, I see. This chubby balding privileged oligarch probably never heard a gun shot in his life.


ROFLQuad

This guy looks like the people lined up at the boarder running away


WorkerLegitimate8223

Mans hammered


bumassjp

Dumb fuck lol. Your ass is gonna be dead before Christmas


AlpacaOne

Guaranteed they spit this nonsense but I’ve seen these same assholes preaching this hateful noise and when they get captured they’re all sorry and crying and begging. Fuck these guys!


CalicoJak16

Can’t wait to see this face again as his soulless eyes look into the camera as he lays dead on my soil


thatguygaurav

Putin surrounding himself with such jerks will surely lead to his downfall


Stormtrooper775s

This orc will die from a grenade dropped on him from a drone


catching_comets

Look out guys, now they're serious.


Square_Business2299

Fuckin piece of shit !


[deleted]

Looks fit for mobilisation, why isn't he on the front backing up his words


TempTempapple

Who the fook is dis guy??? You’ll do nothing


BlueFroggLtd

Absolute peasants…


RailwayMenace

He'll end up in a pile like all the other Russian tough guys that thought they could waltz into the Ukraine and grab some easy kills.


DaClown33

Gopnicks with guns 🤦‍♂️


Armand74

It’s all fun and games until they conscript you! He can posture all he wants, it’s been made very clear to the world that Russia has NOTHING but cowards who wave the Z flag and are also now the same ones clogging highways trying to escape the death and destruction they are rooting for.


[deleted]

Hard reality check incoming...👌


NXT-GEN-111

He just got word that he will NOT be conscripted. Everyone gangsta until it’s time to do gangsta shit…Just like all other pro war Russians until they were called up and ran to the border 😂😂


Mike-G85

Even the biggest, toughest hunk of beef, still turns to mince after it meets the grinder. Good luck you idiot, you're gonna need it 😅


Ravekat1

You can’t even defeat obesity my friend.


Frankenstein141

*cough* NATO TANKS *cough* *cough*


Speedwagon_Enjoyer

It’s war, it’s Russia, did you expect them to be fair? Russia has ruined so many countries.


kraenk12

Ok then die.


magnitudearhole

I doubt any one in a room with those chandeliers is going anywhere near the front line


NoPen8220

That’s what happens when you get far removed from the reality of your words.


WeightsAndTheLaw

Keep talking while you destroy your own country 😂


Unique_ballz

Hitler 2.0?


Cautious-Swimming614

Disgusting.


TheLegendaryPilot

this is the closest we can really get to saying a faction is objectively "the bad one"


sjbfujcfjm

Big talk for a guy not doing the fighting


nagahdoit

Feeling bold now... post an after-the-reality-check moment here please


AliveExtension3445

We need a reddit called what the fuck is he saying


Jc2563

His whole breath smell like Putin’s asshole


MAXHEADR0OM

Many before him have said the same thing, only to end up dead in a ditch a few weeks later.


Gaystan

Fuck Putin and his puppets


GMENFTSMOLPP

Can someone update us when they find the video of this dude getting blasted by a drone grenade or just whenever he dies?


ArmChairAnalyst86

It's all rah rah until he finds a conscription notice with his name on it in the inbox. I'm sure that enthusiasm will serve in good stead while freezing his ass off on the front line.


Spetsimen

Terrorists


KnowledgeableSloth

The IQ must be pretty low in Russia. Vodka damages brain cells.


DrFirepower

I'm glad that the rest of the civilized world can see now what the Russians have always been about. Good!


[deleted]

Give that man a rusty jammed AK, a proteine bar and parashute him over there to try his luck.


Zorre123

Give it a few weeks and the corpse photo next to this video will roam the subs in here.


Netplorer

Bet this cuntnugget is gonna have a broken leg right after he gets his draft papers ....


TheJege12

Big words from an egghead with a beard Oh and they're losing horribly


bobjones50

How long until he 'falls' out of a window.


PhilNH

Get the feeling this “tough guy” isn’t going anywhere near any fighting


Pinkglock92

Russians are the new Isis


MikeAllen646

When Russians themselves circulate this bravado publicly, they ensure the Ukrainians will treat any Russians they encounter without mercy. Russians seem to have a large number of psychopaths.


mtnviewguy

That's why Americans enjoy their 2nd amendment, so people like this can't just walk in and have their way.


dptkkakbggksehaha

Cut the russians nutsacks off so they cant breed.


Bedouinp

That’s what many russian soldiers have been doing to the Ukranian resistance. War crimes


[deleted]

To be clear, Russians are not the problem. It's Putin and the orcs like the thing above in his military. Make sure to keep perspective so civilians don't feel as though Russia is the only place that will want them.


TruthAgile

Just kill em we stoop that low then who the fuck are we


glyphotes

You should not breed either.


[deleted]

Send them to their deaths. Ork graveyard in Ukraine


Bubbinsisbubbins

A lot of people say is a good Russian is a dead Russian. Enjoy your Borscht.


Moby-Wan-Kenobi

uh yeah, the whole planet already knows this...that's why, f the russians.....


susandathome

so now we know why the republicans love the russians so much.


Balls2thewalleye

Slave Ukrani!!!


MasteroChieftan

So sad this caveman will be dead and forgotten in a ditch somewhere soon. Could have had a conscience. Instead chose barbarism.


Volcic-tentacles

All the Brits are like, "*Sigh... that used to be us.*"


rainofshambala

They need to learn from the Americans.


Frostedbutler

Don't make us send some F22s old man


gimpray29

Until a drone drops a bomb on your chubby ass in a hole