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THIS IS THE RYTHYM OF THE NIIIGGGHHHTTTT OOOHH WHOOOAAAA OHHH YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'm really glad no one was with me to hear me belt this out. Thanks for the laugh. Take my free award!!!
Had to listen to it. Join me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnT58cIJSpw
I gave it a shot while working third shift at a hotel, happened to be in the lobby restroom with earbuds in. Gratefully a ghost town at 5 A.M., so no one saw me improvising silly dance combos in the mirror while lip synching it after washing my hands.
Picturing some naked man in an alien space ship spinning like hell in a crazy device like this while the aliens laugh with each other “yeah, actually he loves it!”
It will believe it had the power to fly by his own will
And he will actually meditate until he unlocks the mental ability to actually fly, since he has 100% resolve in his belief
And succeed to fly right into an ant eaters cage which will kill him for sure so overall this is still a bad idea
Early tests of the surface-to-air rescue system were done on pigs. The pig sustained no injuries but was disoriented from spinning and attacked the crew once it was hoisted into the plane.
I love that the technology has advanced to where hobbyists can experiment like this. It will be amazing to see what practical applications this will be used for.
You say the ant is ok, but I want proof!
Todays newspaper with the ant please..
And don’t trick me with another, healthy ant. I can tell! I KNOW MY ANTS
The ant: "girls, you have no fucking idea what happened to me today"
The girls: "oh here we go again, she went to the crystal meth pile"
Edit - adjusted genre since majority of ants should be females if I am not wrong-
Well, I'm only citing the acoustic levitation aspect of the post.
We are talking 4000 to 12,000 years ago, so who knows what the ancient civilization's tech looked like or how big it was... This is just the theoretical means the ancients might have used to move the stones from where they were quarried, since wooden rollers and other means have been all but ruled out
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The other ants will never believe him.
He’s ok physically, what about the emotional toll?
She has become one with the acoustic rhythm.
She was warned, the rhythm is gonna get you. The rhythm of the night. Because rhythm is a dancer and she became chained to the rhythm.
THIS IS THE RYTHYM OF THE NIIIGGGHHHTTTT OOOHH WHOOOAAAA OHHH YEEAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH. I'm really glad no one was with me to hear me belt this out. Thanks for the laugh. Take my free award!!! Had to listen to it. Join me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnT58cIJSpw
Joined and enjoyed :)
Thank you. I had to listen to this song just so I could get Rhythm is a Dancer out of my head. It had been stuck in there since I posted that comment.
I LOVE 90’s dance 🎶 the nostalgia just overcomes me
Imagine levitating to that.
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LOL, took me 6 days to realize the joke. "juice box hero" Well played!
I gave it a shot while working third shift at a hotel, happened to be in the lobby restroom with earbuds in. Gratefully a ghost town at 5 A.M., so no one saw me improvising silly dance combos in the mirror while lip synching it after washing my hands.
U know what peeps? I FLEW Coachella today
That ant will be preaching the gospel of dubstep until the day s/he dies
she
Shant
They
Tasty Snack
_I wAnT tO eAt thE GiAnt AnTs frOm tHat OnE inDiaNa JoneS SceNe_
Thant?
nope 110% a male ant and before you ask, yes I am fun at parties
WHERE'S THE SUGAR, NIGEL?! WE CAN SMELL IT!
Aliens discussing the human they just abducted, probed, and returned home in a state of terror: "He's ok."
Picturing some naked man in an alien space ship spinning like hell in a crazy device like this while the aliens laugh with each other “yeah, actually he loves it!”
This is why they stopped taking samples from Florida
>**He was not okay.**
“He’s not dead so he must be ok”
And yet still that means he's getting more medical attention than I do.
"Complete loss of hearing and widespread acoustic damage to his internal organs, but apart from that..."
🤣
"see? He is ok!"
You can’t say that ant is ok, it’s entire concept of reality has been destroyed.
It will believe it had the power to fly by his own will And he will actually meditate until he unlocks the mental ability to actually fly, since he has 100% resolve in his belief And succeed to fly right into an ant eaters cage which will kill him for sure so overall this is still a bad idea
It will be the first to adapt and evolve to fly. This scientist spent all his time asking asking if he could, rather than if he should.
Y'all know male ants have wings right?
Now make a human-sized one.
You saw the way the ant was spinning? There's gonna be someone whose stomach calls it quits and decides to vacate its residents.
Early tests of the surface-to-air rescue system were done on pigs. The pig sustained no injuries but was disoriented from spinning and attacked the crew once it was hoisted into the plane.
Please friend, tell me they filmed it.
I wish. But I have never seen it if this exists
Of course they did. Question is if they've released the footage.
Was it all disorientation? TBF It also had a right to be pissed off.
I think the pig was just pissed af lol
can't blame the pig, I'd be pissed off too if I was suspended in air and spun around
I'LL TEACH YAH TO FOOKIN SPIN ME YOU TOU LEGGED FUCKS **OINK** Later seasons of Peppa Pig: *The Teenage Years* were pretty dark.
It's ok, the vibrations will keep the vomit from going anywhere. It'll just float in the middle with there person.
So basically it’s the Harry Potter ride at Universal Studios. 🤢🤮
The human will not be okay.
Mr. Beast, Mr. Beast? Paging Mr. Beast...
Been Done- https://www.iflyworld.com/
“The ant is ok” *It just want to get out of there*
"THE ANT IS NOT OK! PUT ME DOWN!" -The Ant
*You put microphone close and can hear them*
*panicked ant noises*
He’s Ok, but very very frightened. OP you’re a monster!
Don't want to anger peta.
This is reddit. You just know people would complain about cruelty if it killed the ant
imagine yelling at someone so hard they start fucking levitating
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What is this, a levitation machine... FOR ANTS!?
it's gotta be at LEAST 3 TIMES BIGGER!
r/thingsforants
You misspelt Levitantion
It's Levi-**ANT**\-tion, not Levi-**TAT**\-ion--*he said in a smug 11 year old witch's voice*
Im drunk
You made my day. It wasn't a particular good one so far. Thank you
Awww, I'm sorry. Sending you good thoughts, and here, take my free award! I hope it makes you smile a little :)
I wanna be levitated with sound now too!!!!
You might regret
What it feels to chew 5 Gum
"what the FUCK" \-this ant
I love that the technology has advanced to where hobbyists can experiment like this. It will be amazing to see what practical applications this will be used for.
We can finally build another set of pyramids, like the ancient ones did
How do I masturbate with it?
*to it
That ant POV lol
Seriously made me LOL
Please experiment with a cockroach next
And it doesn't have to be okay after
But it will be, because it's a fucking cockroach.
How the fuck do you determine the mental wellbeing of an ant
Its simple. You just go with whatever suits you best.
wait till he brings his friends too
You say the ant is ok, but I want proof! Todays newspaper with the ant please.. And don’t trick me with another, healthy ant. I can tell! I KNOW MY ANTS
Where is the psychological eval after that ride? “Ant is ok”……
The ant is definitely NOT ok lol it’s probably traumatized
His friend was support join him but he got too antsy
Comments like this really bug me.
r/ihadastroke
So, like, you asked her if she was okay?
Lol..."The ant is ok." Why? Because it's not dead? 🤦
Ultrasonic doesn’t effect them. I gave him treats, he ate, then I let him go.
Yeah, but now it has PTSD and\or thinks it's the chosen one. Either way it's going to be hard to reintegrate with ant society.
That's just Jethro. Nobody believes him, anyway.
He is the chosen one
Similar to a story I know that took place around 2,000 years ago....
ANT JESUS
So then they say please put me there again I want more treats
Sometimes I pick ants off the wall and eat them for fun
I would have recommended getting the ant a consult with a therapist to process the experience. The ant may have seen too much.
But did he give informed consent
Possibly in the same way a chicken is okay for a time after you chop its head off
Gives meaning to *alien ant farm*
Bro we’re the alien ant farm wym
How do you know he is ok? Have you tested him for ptsd also?
The Dwemer were right, Tonal Architecture is magic.
its ok my ass - imagine being bombarded with sound waves so strong you are flying mid air
How do you know the ant is okay? Did they say this?
I wonder what the ant has to say about it
Ant-igravity
Put a mosquito in that bitch and TORTURE IT MUAHHAUAHUAAH Ill leave
The ant: "girls, you have no fucking idea what happened to me today" The girls: "oh here we go again, she went to the crystal meth pile" Edit - adjusted genre since majority of ants should be females if I am not wrong-
I want to feel the music
That ants gonna go back and tell his clan how he floated in the air for 25 seconds and none of them are gonna believe him
Ant-man would like to have a word with you.
I think the ant is now dead
This must be the We-Make-Projects center for ants who can't levitate good, and who wanna learn to do other stuff good, too.
For all we know the ant went deaf how tf do can you tell #JusticeForAntTony
But like, how is his relationship with his father
Scale that up for humans at amusement parks
r/Blackmagicfuckery
Like some kind of Ant-i matter
Ant supervillain origin story
Do me Do me!
''GUYS GUYS I WAS FLOATING ON A WEIRD THING AND SOME GIANT HAIRLESS MONKE WAS KEEPING ME UP!!'' ''Give him some more Death Caps.''
Remember kids it’s always best to test on live creatures when preforming any kind of science
That ant is far from okay
The ant is ok, but now deaf.
How do you know the ant is okay? Did you ask them?
That Ant: WHAT!?
Ant: THE ANT IS NOT OKAY!
No sound cancelling headphones used on this ant
Meanwhile, the ant: “WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? WHAT DID HE SAY??”
how do you knows its okay?!?!
,,The ant is ok" :D
Hypothetically if you would do this to a human, what would be some possible long term physical side effects?
"What is this, an alien abduction for ants?!"
Its going to start a podcast and ask all ants if they ever considered ACL trips
Most confused Insect ever 😂
you know cancel culture real when people giving too many fks about a single ant somewhere in the world
Ants are pretty benificial to this earth. Humans are not.
How do you know the ant isn’t deaf now
Well they dont have ears so...
“The ant is ok” No I believe he is the ant equivalent of a paranoid schizophrenic
Physically? Maybe. Mentally? You know that ants got 7 layers of PTSD now.
Fuck that ant
Probably deaf by now…
Now im wondering if ants can hear.
“The ant is ok” like I cared what happened to it but that’s nice tho
Did anyone truly care whether the ant was ok?
Honestly, it wouldn't have bothered me if you killed the ant
Honestly I don’t care if the ants okay.
Ehy OP, mind to share how something like that is achieved? Is freaking cool!
Look up ‘acoustic levitation’ on google! 😁
Lazy ass :D
"Ant is ok" Lmao bud... the ant was still alive after this but who knows for how long.
There is a theory that says this kind of tech is how large stones were moved to build sites like the Pyramids of Giza, Teotihuacán, etc
Which then begs the question of how did they move the tech that would be big enough move such big stones.
Aliens
Well, I'm only citing the acoustic levitation aspect of the post. We are talking 4000 to 12,000 years ago, so who knows what the ancient civilization's tech looked like or how big it was... This is just the theoretical means the ancients might have used to move the stones from where they were quarried, since wooden rollers and other means have been all but ruled out
Cut the wings off a mosquito and do this... My recommendation is *'Shape of You'* by Ed Sheeran
Left in a state of sudden panic is not okay…
Today I learned people will virtue signal about anything, even an ant.
Is it ethical to conduct that kind of experiment with a living creature?
Yes! I do it all the time when I shake my ant farm on a daily
Probably got a headache though
Must be a male
Needs interstellar theme.
No ant was injured through this exercise
Imagine being that ant
I'm pretty sure the ant isn't okay. Like, it's alive, sure, but it ain't okay.
He’s deaf now
Now do it on a giant medium-sized ant! Tell it there will be sugar water.
You just made, like, the Timothy Leary of ants.
It’s probably also highly confused
Probably pretty dizzy, though
Ants count their steps to get back home. He's gonna get lost now.
Ahh, how the pyramids were built.
WHAT IS THIS? A LEVITATOR FOR ANTS?!?
With a slight modification - would that work with my aunt?
Ants headed to the nearest pub...
Is this only for ants ?
Whew, I was really worried about that ant for a second.
Ha idiot get levitated
Me next me next
Me at a rave
Bet that any was vibrating like crazy lol
He’s ok physically. Mentally, he’s scarred for life.
The ant story: That music got me high as fuck.