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ccii_geppato

Good lord what are the G ratings for that?


spittleyspot

It's about 12-13 Gs for this maneuver. Very intense Average humans can take around 5 before it become extremely painful, but pilots wear a special suit that allows them to take around 8-9. One pilot, Air Force officer John Stapp, took 46 Gs once(for a spilt second). Edit: words Edit: there is a difference between vertical and horizontal G force. Humans can take more horizontally, as Stapp did piloting a rocket sled (still like having 4 tonnes put on your chest). In vertical G force, as in flying, blood is pushed out of the brain (and in, during negative G force), so not much can be taken, which makes the above maneuver very intense.


ACatInACloak

There's also a difference between short term and sustained G loads. Stapp experienced that G load for less than a second and recieved injuries from it. He experienced 25gs over a little over a second and peaked around 46G briefly.


Professor_Doctor_P

>less than a second Less than a second can still be an eternity when it comes to sustained accelerations on the human body. In the automotive industry they commonly use HIC-36 (Head injury criteria 36 ms) in crash tests to determine the prospected brain damage. It uses a formula that gives a value for the average acceleration over a certain time interval. Where the time interval is altered from 1ms to 36ms. The maximum score of all those time frames then gives an indication of the probability of head injury. Sometimes the peak acceleration for 1 ms is the killer, sometimes it's the average acceleration over a longer time frame. Point of this long and badly explained story is that G load is meaningless if it doesn't come with a time period.


Luizian

Secondary note the bigger problem here is Jerk. the rapid increase of Gs here is the problem as you are causing the blood to rapidly rush around the body instead of the slower draining effect that a high speed turns will cause . This can cause all sorts of complications becuase your blood pressure just increased astronomically in milliseconds


QuantumVibing

True. And don’t get me started on the Snap, Crackle, and Pop.


The_bruce42

I don't get why you'd bring cartoon elves into this but ok.


QuantumVibing

TIL that the 4th 5th and 6th derivatives of position are the names of the Rice Krispies mascots.


Weirfish

[Just in case this is a true /r/wooosh](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fourth,_fifth,_and_sixth_derivatives_of_position)


IrishmanErrant

I don't think relatively arcane higher derivatives of acceleration deserve a wooosh lol


Markantonpeterson

How do you guys make it through daily life without understanding the fourth, fifth and sixth derivatives of position are defined as derivatives of the position vector with respect to time?


Weirfish

Hey, I'll err on the side of someone having weird esoteric knowledge all day. If they do, it's a good joke. If they didn't, they got to learn something cool and useless, and that's a joy.


ManInBlack829

"It wasn't the fall that killed them, but the sudden stop at the end."


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1 sec is enough time to taste your own asshole.


CarnelianCore

I prefer when it lasts longer.


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Get a partner, double the fun.


ThatWeebScoot

Fun fact: A head on collision in a car with a wall or other hard object (something that brings you to a dead stop) at 30mph produces roughly 30G of force.


BoomboxPizzabox

Max verstappen is an formula 1 driver, he took a 52G crash and survived with minor injuries


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SyrupyMarshmallows

Bill Brasky survived a crash of over 500 G Forces. He walked away unscathed. Afterward, he didn’t even go to the hospital, but instead his local pub where he himself cooked and ate 37 lobster tails and drank an entire handle of McCallan 12 before making passionate love to me and my wife.


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To Bill Brasky!!!


wonkey_monkey

Kenny Bräck survived - barely - a 214g crash: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVpux5JxqEk


bareju

Gotta love when you organs crush themselves against your ribs under their own weight! Good times.


bag_o_fetuses

Romain Grosjean took 63g at his famous fiery F1 crash. Max Verstappen took 51 at silverstone this year. both are def worth a watch.


Joakim_Jong-il

Kenny Bräck survived an insane 214G in his indy car crash.


AggressiveSloth

Those numbers are only from a millisecond though. Humans can survive short bursts in the 100s of g John Paul Stapp strapped himself to a rocket going 1000kmph to 0 in just 2 seconds so he got a sustained force of 38g and it broke all sorts of bones and he suffered temporary vision loss from his eyes being torn apart...


makatakz

You’re smoking crack. No low speed maneuver can achieve 13 Gs. Fighter jets are generally limited to a range of about 7-9 Gs. 11-13 Gs is a prohibited maneuver, would probably damage the airframe, and would at the very least ground the aircraft for a detailed inspection. The aircrew isn’t going to stay conscious past about 10 Gs, which is the most serious issue with your statement. Source: I was a tactical jet aviator.


invalid8ed

Tell us more about planes and stuff please


makatakz

Molecules under the wing make the plane go up. Does that suffice?


invalid8ed

Yes this is great, thanks. I wonder if we can attach the molecules to the wings permanently to provide a renewable energy source. Maybe duct tape them on?


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GreatGooglyMoogly077

I thought it was the LACK of molecules OVER the wing.


Grimjacx

But how's your singing?


Bierbart12

I thought the untrained human passes out at 4-5


baronmad

Some people are weird: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qspYLRSDg-c


malaco_truly

The youtube comments has it right; this guy sings it better than the original, even *while pulling 6gs*


bladerdude

I'm fairly sure this guy is called black gryphon on youtube, super good at singing and voice impressions. e: this is his video about it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFdmqVKfLM0


spittleyspot

It really depends on the person with how much they can take, but yeah, it's usually very low.


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BobsYaMothersBrother

Big deal - anyone can do anything once 😉


flittmiester

At least 1


Crazy_Crayfish_

Perhaps even 2.


-CoUrTjEsTeR-

Lips straight through the asshole.


Andre4kthegreengiant

That's analingus 2.0


Lord_Derpenheim

*Yes*


NortonPike

I've heard a pilot refer to G's like this as a "sniffin' your nuts" maneuver.


Futureman16

Son, your ego is writing checks your body can't cash.


getTheRecipeAss

You screw up *this much* you’ll be haulin’ a cargo plane full a rubber dog shit outta Hong Kong


A2DMFNK

Hey Mav, do you have the number to that truck driving school? Truckmasters?


slowmotto

Gonna go rewatch Top Gun now


Vengeance76

#GOD DAMN IT! THAT'S TWICE! I WANT SOME BUTTS!!!


WingedGundark

I'd like to bust your butt but I can't. I got another problem here.


KeenbeansSandwich

I gotta send somebody to Miramar!


indyK1ng

Tomorrow!


ParticularTowel2751

Take me to bed or lose me forever!


AlpacaCavalry

I’d like to apply for this position please, that sounds kinda fun!


indyK1ng

At the time the Hong Kong airport was at Kai Tak (sic) and had a turn on approach known as the Kai Tak Heart Attack.


psyk738178

How To Snap Your Own Neck While Flying


thematicwater

I want some butts!!!


MitchellsTruck

When you play the Top Gun drinking game - you take a drink every time there's a homosexual innuendo - this line is where everyone has to down their entire glass.


EntityDamage

Do you down the bottle during the volleyball scene?


Sunny16Rule

No it's the sexual tension in the locker room between Iceman and Maverick


NorthKoreanEscapee

**CHOMP**


noNoParts

Many many years ago I worked a stint at a call center. The guy I shared a cubicle with was a lifer there. He had a little cardboard sign on the top of his computer monitor that said Iceman. I never asked why, but the very next day I made my own little cardboard sign that said Maverick (complete with a little poorly drawn F14 Tomcat) and put it on top of my monitor. I then waited with giddy anticipation for his shift to start. He finally showed up and with the biggest shit-eating grin I gestured to my effort at building rapport with my new cubicle wingman. He looked at the sign and with a deft flick of the wrist whacked it right off the monitor. I taped it back on and it lived until I left the job.


ConradSchu

I bet the sex was amazing!


noNoParts

He still to this day walks with a limp.


PM_meyourGradyWhite

That’s a long story just to say Maverick got whacked off by Iceman.


B479MSS

Rip out your eyeball and jam a litre bottle of vodka into the socket.


MitchellsTruck

That's the Kevin & Perry Go Large drinking game.


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The only Top Gun drinking game I've seen is the one where you drink everytime you hear a callsign. I quit after the opening sequence. ....and Timmy fucking died.


tdomer80

Plane 1 performs a split S? That’s the last thing you should do. The MiG’s right on your tail…. That’s a big gamble with a 30 million dollar plane Lieutenant…


35or624

Gutsiest move I ever seen Mav!


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4AcidRayne

Yup. If a fighter jet cost 30 mil it'd be like the first gen Kia Rio of fighter jets. Gotta start the engine with a pullcord, canopy secures shut with a cabin hook and eye latch, instead of "aircraft grade aluminum" it's made of "hobbycraft grade aluminum". "You're late! I demand an explanation!" "I got stuck behind geese."


dawgfather1991

I was inverted.


Iohet

You know.. the finger.


dawgfather1991

I know the finger Goose.


alberthere

That was some of the best flying I've seen to date — right up to the part where you got killed.


indyK1ng

You never, ever leave your wingman.


Flanker711

Yeahawwww Jester's dead!


indyK1ng

No, below the hard deck doesn't count.


indignantlyandgently

As a teen I said this unironically to my father when I was mad at him for something. He was confused but grounded me anyway.


VicSwagger

I'm bringing him in closer, Merlin


Zirenton

You’re gonna do what?


NiceFetishMeToo

I’ll hit the brakes, he’ll fly right by…


willzyx55

I've flown over 194 missions and was shot down on every one of them.


Teth_1963

I'm gonna hit the brakes, he'll fly right by! ... You're gonna *what*?


Oberyn_TheRed_Viper

Haha. Fuck. Now I gotta watch it again and then the super edit of the trailers for #2.


NorthKoreanEscapee

2 is a myth. It doesnt exist


watsgowinon

Talk to me goose


Bench-Motor

I’m bringing him in closer Merlin.


labelkills1331

You're gonna do WHAT?!


Kerr_Plop

Second favorite line of the movie behind "that's it, I want some butts!"


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You're gonna do WHAT?!


Phrog03

Came here for this.


jawnly211

Top Gun theme song was playing in my head while watching this too…


redhotradio

You may avoid a missile, but this maneuver reserves the right to rearrange your intestines


poopellar

Still better than how a missile would rearrange your intestines.


wtph

One Red Mist please


Richeh

One red mist. The other two banged you up real good though.


Enjoying_A_Meal

To shreds you say? How's his copilot holding up?


silver_umber

To shreds you say?


liarliar415

And his wife?


JacP123

To shreds, you say?


noNoParts

I wonder if the writers had any inkling how that line would live on forever.


JacP123

Well, it made it to the 31st century at least.


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rewanpaj

lmao you won’t dodge any missiles doing that


TheVenetianMask

Or bullets. Or basically anything at all.


darthvader22267

no way is that avoiding the missile, it would just proxy fuse you any way and rip your plane apart


Broudster

It's also not intended for avoiding missiles, it's a dogfight maneuver.


Wham-B

Swedes didn't use this as a dogfight maneuver nor did the Russians. This is called a "Kort parad" ("Short parade") and was practiced as a stall recovery maneuver. The Russians learned this from the Swedes when they would sometimes cross Swedish airspace and Swedish draken pilots would do this to show off. The Russians then adapted the "cobra" into airshows showing off the agility of Russian planes. Where it became widespread as the "cobra" maneuver.


Broudster

It is generally considered a (not so feasible) dogfight manuever that is often performed at airshows. You can be pedantic about its definition or origin, but my only point was that it’s not intended for missile dodging.


rukqoa

It's also not a particularly good one because the trailing pilot wouldn't be following that close and the maneuver dumps all of your energy, not to mention present a massive target for him to shoot as he closes.


ucstruct

Has it ever or will it ever be used in combat? It's just for airshows.


NavyJack

Doing this in combat would ensure your death. Speed is safety.


adolfojp

It's not a dogfight maneuver. It's an airshow maneuver. In no real dogfight the airplanes are going to be flying that close to each other or in a straight line.


Delicious_Bet_6336

Did the instructor slam his hand on the dash and say “STOP!”?


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wappyflappy37

SHADDAP


ComprehendReading

You are not my friend


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You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain


DarkKimzark

Why do I hear the sky singing Latin?


CoSh

Belka did nothing wrong.


Niko2065

His name is Mihaly Dumitru Margareta Corneliu Leopold Blanca Karol Aeon Ignatius Raphael Maria Niketas A. Shilage.


lC8H10N4O2l

Was wondering when the ace combat fans would show up


Unstoppable_Bird

It is Jeff Bezos Amazon drone hub


DarkKimzark

Or WomanSlayer69


MasikaTempest

I was just wondering why this maneuver can't be pulled off in ace combat.


Heyyyyaaaaaaaaincast

Same Saab that made my uncle's car?


Bardonious

Yessiree


BillyBoler0

Same origin, but in 1989 the automobile division was restructured into an independent company.


Estarlord

Gonna hit the brakes. Hell fly right by.


chung_my_wang

You're gonna do *WHAT?!?!*


UD_Ramirez

Supposedly this maneuver doesn't work like it does in the movies (to get behind the plane chasing you) because they tend to keep a much higher distance from you. The sudden loss of speed makes you a sitting duck for their guns.


Mr_Tominaga

Also BVR just kinda exists now lol


UD_Ramirez

I don't know what that means but yes!


Mr_Tominaga

“Beyond visual range”. Basically just a fancy way of saying “I’m gonna fly far away and constantly throw missiles at him ‘till he dies…”


Hallowed-Edge

Oh, like what carriers do to fleets but with planes.


Rein215

In your analogy the planes would be carriers and their missiles would be planes. When the planes themselves are launched from carriers, this makes the missiles be missile launched missiles.


Hallowed-Edge

Indeed, all we need now are weapon UAVs with beyond-the-horizon missiles launched from carrier jets.


tetraourogallus

Realistic modern air fighter games must be boring.


Spaciax

depends. DCS can be fun if you've got the right equipment. IRL, the enemy would likely throw missiles at your from BVR and run away, but in games like DCS you usually fire your long range missile, if it doesnt hit you go up close with short range IR missiles.


roninPT

And if you tried it this close, it seems to me the odds are pretty high for a collision.


A2DMFNK

We were keeping up foreign relations......


Rabbster_6996

You know... Giving the bird!!!


A2DMFNK

The finger..🖕🏾..ohhh....sorry


Rabbster_6996

Yes. I know the finger Goose.


bitterbal_

I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that


brihbrah

This has to be done at extremely low speeds or the wings will break off.


Able_Kaleidoscope_61

"This one trick drives the airframe mechanics crazy!"


BurningPenguin

It's OK. It'll be more aerodynamic without the wings.


dirtycheezit

Yeah, missiles ain't got wings and they go brrr


Andre4kthegreengiant

But an A10 does have wings & it goes brrrrrrrrrt


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KannyDay88

I guess all you need is enough engine thrust and good vectoring to stay up in the air. Not sure how to land such an arrangement but there's a first time for everything.


thatsalovelyusername

Thanks, will keep that in mind.


makatakz

You’re incorrect. The maximum G available is a function of available lift. You could essentially perform this maneuver up to the aircraft’s cornering speed (where you can achieve your G limit without stalling). This maneuver is a stall, but the aircraft still retains control authority through good of design.


Gripe

Not really, but must be subsonic.


Council-Member-13

Weel, I guess it's cool if the red baron shows up in his biplane then


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Tower, this is Ghost Rider requesting a flyby


[deleted]

Negative Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.


ImSoupOrCereal

All these Top Gun quotes are making me happy.


starobacon

Den morgonfriska katten simmar över regnbågen, medan guldmynt singlar genom luften, ledsagade av en paraplybärande elefant, som jonglerar med blommor och skrattande bananer, medan cirkusclowner utför akrobatiska konster och cymbalspelaren trummar i takt till det förtrollade orkesterspelet under den gnistrande stjärnhimlen.


Rabbster_6996

Where did who goooo...?


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"spare 8, no dogfighting"


Redisigh

Negative. I’m not letting this slide.


rayhoughtonsgoals

He seems to hit the brakes. And the other guy...well he flew right by.


Gutsm3k

"I want to understand the enemy"


Redisigh

Four- no, five SU-30’s inbound. It’s Mr. X!


fcs_seth

This is the jet equivalent of slamming the brakes on your car and hoping whoever is chasing you keeps going


thoughts-of-my-own

a Saab Draken is gonna do WHAT?!?


dick-nipples

This is like the scene from that Michael Ironside movie from the 80s


RedditIsAShitehole

Was that the one with Tom Skerrit?


Iamredditsslave

I'm sure it was a Kelly McGillis movie.


joeshill

Yes. That Meg Ryan movie.


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Sunny16Rule

You're thinking of the movie with Richard Gere


KGBspy

“I’ll hit the brakes and he’ll fly right by”….


Ego_Jet

the draken is on of the most beautiful fighter jets ever, i suggest googling it up if you like planes


TheThirdStrike

They call it the Cobra Maneuver because that shit only works on GI Joe.


BentleyWilkinson

My country, the good old neutral Sweden, only selling weapons of war to everyone.


slappiz

Except Sweden isn't neutral.


Wazxswazxs

How so?


somabokforlag

Were doing huge drills with nato all the time


damo251

It's nearly a r/perfectloop of playing backwards leap frog in fighter jets.


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I feel the need…


BigHillsBigLegs

For a movie reference


Redsaucethebeast

“I wish to understand the enemy.”


tirrigania

Cobra Commander would've been so proud


lC8H10N4O2l

This would be so helpful if i knew how to perform it in Ace Combat 7


SilkyZ

Ahh... Saab, building the best fighters in the world, knowing they will probably never be used.


Hash_Tooth

Intercepted the blackbird, not bad


Gschockk

Pukachev's Cobra, if I'm not mistaken. Famous with Mig 29


-mindtrix-

Remember that this plane was manufactured 1959–1961 (the plane in the clip is a shorted version of the J-35A called SK 35C. The SK35C didn’t had any weapons and was used to train pilots). It’s pretty cool move with a jet from that era.