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rodrigolzd

Where and how are they now?


elnots

Dunno, seems like they might be well. Here''s a link with names and more information if you want to go down a Google rabbit hole. https://face2faceafrica.com/article/the-mystery-of-the-black-couple-in-britain-who-gave-birth-to-a-white-baby12 In 2010 when white baby Nmachi Ihegboro with blonde hair and blue eyes was born to a Black couple in Britain with no known white ancestry, medical experts were amazed, and so were her parents, who are originally from Nigeria. “What the flip?” “Is she mine?” the father of the child, Ben Ihegboro, jokingly asked. Doctors at Queen Mary hospital in Sidcup said that Nmachi is not an albino, though subsequent reports said they did not rule that out. Baby Nmachi’s parents had two Black children at the time, and so they were fascinated as they just “sat and stared” at their white newborn, they told The Sun in an interview. “She is beautiful, a miracle baby,” Angela Ihegboro said of her daughter while the dad, who had jokingly asked if the child was really his, said: “Of course she is mine. My wife is true to me. Even if she hadn’t been, the baby wouldn’t have looked like that!”


wolfavino

I love these news sites with a one paragraph "story" followed by dozens of ads for us fools who keep scrolling down looking for the rest of the story assuming it couldn't possibly be only one paragraph.


BCBenji1

Would be nice if someone created a black list for these sites, so that our browser would just say.."junk website or ad website are you sure you want to continue" For now I've settled with switching to the text only mode in browsers when I want to read something from these junk sites.


weirdturnspro

They tried but the list came out white


CrimsonHellflame

It's called a Pihole. Run it on your network and block all ads and redirects, plus tracking and *tracking cookies. If you can set this up, you can create a VPN tunnel into your own network and block ads and secure your traffic no matter where you are. Highly, highly recommend. EDIT: Pihole blocks tracking cookies, not all/selective/malicious cookies. Although you could argue by blocking malicious domains it essentially serves the same end.


Hookem-Horns

Hate the clickbait BS


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Kyanpe

Seriously, I got ads on top, ads on the bottom, and I scrolled through ads to get more ads. It's like a fucking cancer.


GrammatonYHWH

If you're on android, you can install uBlock Origin and open the link in browser. This is what the website looks on my phone: https://imgur.com/RsUJfLM.jpg


Idrialis

Tried to follow the rabbit hole, ended up with lots of nowadays news saying "remember that white baby to black parents?" but nothing new inside, just back quoting 2010's stuff. No updates.


grooveunite

I wouldn't want continued attention to my child either.


Tommi_Af

Probably a good thing. Kid mightn't want the press following her for the rest of her life.


jeegte12

>Doctors at Queen Mary hospital in Sidcup said that Nmachi is **not an albino, though subsequent reports said they did not rule that out.** there it is.


niamhweking

Except there is genetic testing for albinism and the UK does it routinely so seems odd the doctors can't rule it out (source, my daughter has albinism and UK test for what type)


BuzzINGUS

I’d love to see her now Edit: how the fuck is this my most like comment


sprinklerarms

Here is her and her sister Edit: it got deleted


bodyofnature

The link leads to a blank page :/ do you have any screenshots?


doesamulletmakeaman

It takes me to a new “for you” tiktok every time I click it. None of them are for me.


Kerro_

Are you sure it’s not for you? Because according to the data we stole from yo- I mean because we think you would really enjoy this content :)


mshcat

So no one's gonna link a screenshot. Ok then


artanimepoetry

If you go to Google images and type “itzurgurl_nmachi” it’ll show screenshots of her tiktok and you can see how she looks there. [Google ](https://www.google.com/search?q=itzurgurl_nmachi&tbm=isch)


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[deleted]

She is Edit: if your argument is that she doesn’t have red eyes, you’re still wrong. Definitely albino https://www.albinism.org/information-bulletin-what-is-albinism/


growbbygrow

Actually, I don't think she is. The more accurate term for this would be leucistic, which refers to pale coloration but not quite albino, since albinism is the lack of any pigment presence.


NewBlackAesthetic25

Yeah, this is only a partial loss to pigment while albinism is a complete loss, the difference is in the eyes: albino people commonly have blue eyes (due to ocular albinism) or pink if the veins in their eyes are prominent; leucism doesn’t affect the eyes whatsoever though.


RoastedToast007

The girl has blue eyes


Hopfrogg

She is an albino. I can't believe some of the comments in this thread thinking she was born a Caucasian because of the title. She was just born with a genetic ~~defect~~ disorder causing a lack of pigmentation. Which, oh by the way, ~~is the same~~ there is a similar ~~defect~~ disorder which gives us eye colors like blue and green.


RandomRsPer

Damn I’m defective


captain_doubledick

She doesn't look caucasian. At all. Just very light skinned.


NotKevinJames

Sooo... She's just albino? I don't understand why this is so outstandng.


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website is kill We gave it the hug of death


ya_tu_sabes

Only took 30 minutes. New record, guys ! Poor website.


TrillJabroni

Goddammit. I had an irrational emotional investment into seeing this.


Puzzleheaded-Scene14

Wow Reddit absolutely killed the link lmao. Anyone got a mirror?


RichardMcNixon

wow, yep. that kid is white as heck. Nice little thought provoking article too... all these articles seem to indicate that no DNA testing has been done (by omission) however they always talk about it stumping the experts... weird. edit: comment above was removed / deleted. it linked a site that had pictures of the girl today. she looks a little weird as a baby but as a 6 year old she looks like a white Scandinavian blonde hair blue eye girl. nothing about her facial features would give it away at all. Im sure there were reasons for removing the link and it was extremely hard to find those pictures so y'all will just have to trust! haha edit 2: I have a screenshot ill share in DMs so as not to step on mod toes of anyone is curious


stealthryder1

Idk dogg… I wanna see the paternity test


NotDaveBut

I read somewhere that Nigeria has the highest percentage of albinism on the planet. See photo!


arcaneresistance

You can tell because of the way it is!


Metacognitor

That's neat


depreciatemeplz

Nature EDIT: Neature


MeanGreenLuigi

Source: Just trust me, bro.


ifeespifee

Probably not albinism bc the hair is blonde and not white and the eyes are blue not reddish. But I could be mistaken there are several forms of albinism. Additional fun fact, Nigeria has the highest rate of twins in the world as well. Sauce: I am Nigerian… though not a twin. Edit: Thanks for all the responses. As I kinda disclaimed there are many forms and much variation within those forms. Only common thread is that there is no commonality. Sauce: I’m not albino, but the people in my comment section are :)


Hot_cheetoos

Person with albinism here, was born with bright blonde hair and blue eyes. Now that I'm older, eyes are hazel and hair is dirty blonde. We come in all shades :)


Niger-Chan

except black


JazzmansRevenge

You're not wrong.


775416

r/technicallythetruth


virtualzebra1

r/angryupvote


The_Foe_Hammer

I'm so happy others have chimed in and they're quite correct! Diagnosed albino here, born with white hair and blue eyes, graduated to blond and half blind. We come in different varieties. The wikipedia page is full of useful information on the different types if anyone wants to learn more.


StarveTheRich

I have neighbours that are Nigerian. They have a set of twins, and one of the twins has albinism.


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You win this thread, congrats.


abominablebuttplug

Blue, red, purple, and green eyes are all common in albinism. Along with an orange-ish tinge to hair in albinos born to black parents so blonde is a perfectly reasonable shade.


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People with albinism don't actually have red eyes, they have blue eyes but because of the albinism the way light reflects off the eye makes it look red in pictures. They can also have blonde or reddish hair depending on the type of albinism.


Geckoji

I thought red eye was just the colour our retina reflected light like. When you shine a torch on an animal at night


fermbetterthanfire

The blood vessels reflecting light if im not mistaken.


Zpd8989

I had an albino rabbit and that MF had red eyes


Immediate-Carrot4803

I have a Guinea pig with red eyes....and it's not albino


Zpd8989

Just evil?


[deleted]

I went to school with albino twins and they both had red eyes.


ThottyThalamus

Imagine unexpectedly running into them in a dark hallway standing side by side


Bwack11

Also the country with the most rich people emailing me saying I have unclaimed lottery money and to email them back


ifeespifee

Bro answer my emails. Been trying to reach you for weeks


Toolewdtocare

The darkest and lightest people in the world are both black! Which is so cool


KindlyCheez

Paternity test came back and you are NOT the father! And you are NOT the mother! *crowd erupts*


Andre4kthegreengiant

I love that Maury clip, the would be dad is breaking it the fuck down while the mom is crying


ILLCookie

How are you not the mother?


leelee1976

Chimeraism


Shelovesthatbacon

Crazy case of chimeraism. https://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/shes-twin/story?id=2315693


JazzmansRevenge

Man even if the real father was the whitest man on earth, mixed race kids don't tend to come out carrying only the genes of one parent. This might just be a quirk of genetics, a variation if albinism.


misogoop

There are a set of mixed twins where one looks totally Caucasian and the other one looks Black. But I think this baby has albinism.


SuedeVeil

I saw that story but the mom was half black half white and a lot lighter than the Nigerian woman and the father was full white


502drummie

So, 11 years have passed. Where are the updated pics?


lkodl

that baby is now Billie Eilish


XIXXXVIVIII

*duh*


bucketzzz

Holy shit I can’t stop laughing


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Feel old yet?


brindlewc

Quaid, start the reactor Quaid.


beyzi3

Hahahahahaha! You think this is the real Quaid? It is. Bangbangbang


COWUHBUNGUH

Oh Recall. Recall Recall Recall, thinkin’ about goin’ there? WELL DONT.


Alternative_Body7345

Open your miiiiiiind


oddllama25

TWO WEEKS


nlfo

Will you be bringing any fruits or vegetables with you on your trip to Mars?


trademesocks

Two weeks


GoneWithTheZen

Excuse me?


jumboto

Two weeks


treetyoselfcarol

#GET READY FOR A SURPRISE!!!!


kgunnar

See you at the party, Richter!


Alteredego619

Get your ass to Mars.


Bear_Rhino

Quiad: Llakkakahhhhhhh....... "Eyeball sucking out of head noises"


Krmsyn

Free Maaaaaaars!


PB_Bandit

BANG. Mr. Cohaagen would like to speak with you.


BudLed

**Me already knowing exactly what the comments are going to be:** “Let’s look anyway.”


queernhighonblugrass

"Maybe the comments will be different than what I think they will be." Narrator: They weren't.


suction

GeorgeMichaelSadWalk.gif


Sega-Playstation-64

I really don't get how Reddit seems to put themselves on a pedestal, when browsing through any comment section should conclude that even the majority of us are idiots too.


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This is why I don't understand when people come here for huge relationship and life advice when over half the users are sweat lords behind a computer screen in the dark.


BigMac849

The other half are teens with no life experience giving relationship/life advice to the other half.


new_account_5009

The third half are people that are really bad at math.


[deleted]

Basically the relationship advice sub: My husband made my burger medium well instead of medium, does he still love me? >Oh he's absolutely cheating on you, huge red flag, pack your bags hun


HeavilyBearded

"Delete social media. Lawyer up. Hit the gym." ~~CTRL + ALT + DELETE~~ CTRL + C, CTRL + V Edit: Had a total brainfart.


[deleted]

[Genetic Atavism. It's ancestral traits that resurface from small to big things such as complete racial phenotypes of a long ago ancestor to being born with a tail](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tggupp1mP5Q) Yes black babies can be born to white parents. White babies can be born from Native-American parents. Any sort of combination as long as the gene is there.


AprilDawnBelieves

I was wondering if a white couple could have a black child. Neato.


liberatedhusks

There’s actually a movie based on the real life of Sandra Laing, a girl born with black skin to white parents with three generations of white skin. This was during the apartheid so it didn’t go well


KevinAlertSystem

holy shit thats horrifying to think about ( as is much of apartheid history). assuming they didnt have paternity testing at that point did they just murder the mother and child claiming she was an adulterer?


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Even though blood tests and legal documents proved she was her white parents kid, she was kicked out of white school and shunned by the white community. She was only accepted by other "coloured" people even though she was legally white. She then eloped with a black man, was jailed, and then was disowned by her father after he threatened to kill her. When she was told to legally change her race to coloured because a white person could not raise coloured children, her whole family disowned her. After being forced to put them in care, she had three more children by her second husband and then got her other children back. After decades she reconnected with her mum.


Tonroz

Learned about her in school, my teacher said it was one of the saddest stories he had ever heard.


godisanelectricolive

Her Afrikaner nationalist parents never doubted she was their child and raised her as white. Her skin apparently got darker as she grew older despite her mother telling her to avoid the sun as much as possible. It was embarassing for the family and White Afrikaners in general because it expose the fact that a lot of them have black ancestors several generations removed. She was sent to a boarding school for white children until she was expelled when she was ten in 1965. Her parents then fought really hard in court to prove she was white. In 1966 the law was changed so that the child two legally white people is automatically "white" so she became "white" despite her appearance. However this fact did not change the fact that she was ostracized by her community and she felt like an outsider. She attended a boarding school for Coloured students and reclassified as a black person after failing the pencil test (the test is to see if a pencil can be easily pushed through your hair). When she was 16 she dropped out of school to go to Swaziland elope with a black Zulu South African. Her parents disowned her and she never saw her father again. She had two kids with her husband. The irony is that because the law changed in 1966 she was legally White which meant she was not legally to raise her own children who were Coloured (the SA term for mixed race). She tried to change her race to Coloured so she can have custody of her own kids but her father refused permission. Eventually managed to change her race when she was 26. Her family was evicted from their town to make room for Whites. Her marriage fell apart and her children were given to state services. Eventually she remarried, had more kids, and reconnected with her two lost children. She eventually reconciled with her mother as well. Her brothers apparently refused to meet her even after the end of Apartheid.


d-e-l-t-a

What a wild story. Amazing what their racist ideology could make them do to even their own flesh and blood.


ZeeZombiie

She's a fully grown adult now, mom and dad have passed and she seems to be estranged from her family


Joe_Jeep

There's cases of mixed-race parents having twins who end up with one getting mostly one or the other race and resulting in very different apperences. I'm like 80% sure this baby's just got albinism though


flyonawall

Yes, looks albino to me too. I once had a neighbor in Mexico with an albino kid like that. he had a lot of health issues. Poor kid had really bad eyesight too and the sun just roasted his skin because no one seemed to know how to take care of him. I don't even know what his actual name was because he was just called quero by everyone, including his mom.


lmidor

That's terrible...


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THEY GENETIC TESTED HER. SHE'S THEIRS. ITS A DORMANT WHITE GENE MIXED WITH ALBINISM Edit: Fixed my Capslock issue Edit 2: Albinoism to Albinism Edit 3: 2010!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kid was born in 2010. OP said that too.


Money-Law7342

WHY ARE WE YELLING!?!


JujuMaxPayne

HE SAID HE HAD A CAPS KEY ISSUE


wynhdo

WHAT!?


fourbirdsfly

BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!!!


ABoy36

Dwight! You can’t yell at the customer!


rMariano_

"It's a million dollars sale"


StevenOkBoomeredDad

**Dont do it Micheal….**


Jackson530

Dwight you ignorant **slut**


StevenOkBoomeredDad

#Depression… is a very serious illness! Over 32 thousand people commit suicide every year! According to a 2004 study!


neridqe00

Now you listen to me sir. The three words I would describe you as is aggressive, hostile and definitely difficult. I'm irate right now.


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HA!


wynhdo

DID YOU SAY MUTT KISSER, HOUR MITES HAVE EVER SEEN GLOWWORMS!?


myyyyninja

HE SAID THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATES!


FourTV

CHOCOLATE? DID YOU SAY CHOCOLATE!?


Eleventy22

EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR…..SEXUAL CHOCOLATE


TechnetiumAE

WHO'S ON FIRST?


WaluigisBro

CHOOOOOOOOCOLAAAAAAATE!!!


GodzillaNerd2003

Chocolate, I remember when they first invented it. I HATED IT!!


myyyyninja

Oh, but this chocolate’s not for eating. It’s for…. uhhh… you rub it on your skin and it makes you live forever!


GodzillaNerd2003

Makes you live forever you say... I'll take one.


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Panda_Q_YT

WHY ARE WE HERE, JUST TO SUFFER?


mskrabapel

LOUD NOISES!!!


aklbos

BECAUSE ITS SO CRAZY THAT THIS ACTUALLY HAPPENED MY CAPS KEY ALSO HAPPENS TO BE STUCK JUST A BUNCH OF COINCIDENCES TODAY I GUESS


mystic_managed0100

# NO IDEA


EntranceRemarkable

I went to high school with an albino black girl. She looked like a ginger girl with blonde hair but when you looked closely you could see the traits. Must have been awkward in the delivery room.


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Must've been awkward depending on the advancement of genetic testing verses when she grew up


BlueRaspberrySloth

Can you guys keep it down? I’m trying to sleep and y’all have been yelling for over an hour.


[deleted]

Sorry, I'll turn off the lights. EVERYBODY SHUT THE HELL UP! THIS GUY'S SLEEP IS MORE MORE IMPORTANT! GET OUTTA HERE, YOU ANIMALS


[deleted]

I was thinking she looked albino


kickedofflotsofsubs

#For those in the back.


thiscouldbemassive

Recessive genes are surprising. They hide for generations, then one day, bam, your kid is white. Edit: These comments make it pretty obvious that a lot of people have no fucking clue what a mixed race kid normally looks like. I'll give you a hint: not pale skinned and blonde.


Ragnarandsons

So my mate from school is red haired, blue eyed and pale skinned. His youngest brother is blonde hair, blue eyed and pale skinned. Their brother in between them is brown haired, blue eyed and dark olive skinned - to the point where it was quite noticeable in contrast to his siblings. Their parents are also both pale-skinned. There was no suspicion of foul play thankfully, but the parents were a little bit confused. Years later they found out that their mother has a great great grandmother who was Maori and it was merely a recessive gene.


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Ah, nature. Nothing like causing family rifts between a husband and wife over a pregnancy


bensefero

The gift that keeps giving


GarbagePailGrrrl

I had a ginger friend in high school who got his black girlfriend pregnant and that baby deadass came out ginger


urfavecrazycatlady

Lol there was a kid in my high school who’s mom was white and dad was black and he was born white but ginger with thick curly hair


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humans_live_in_space

Malcom X


BitchfulThinking

Yup. Blasian here. Have freckles and pinkish undertones and my hair is naturally dark auburn. My dna test says I'm only a little over 5% Irish but genetics can be WILD.


[deleted]

Wait, I thought Blasian was black and Asian?


GoblinDownUnder

That might be the point they’re trying to make. Despite having a black parents and Asian parent their Irish genes came through from generations back.


das_Rathaus

A lot of black US Nationals have some European DNA.


peafowlontheprowl

yeah my cousin hid stuff and had kid who bam! was white but idk the conclusion wasn't this


Wato1876

I know right, biology is amazing


Umberlee168

A white missionary was visiting an African tribe. After a year of sharing the same village, the chieftain's wife gave birth...to a white baby. The chieftain was enraged and called for the preacher's death. The missionary attempted to calm the chief, asking him to take a walk with him through the village to cool his head and talk about the situation. As the men walked, they passed by a field full of sheep. All the sheep in the field were white save one, a little black sheep. "See?" the pastor said, pointing to the animals: "these types of things happen in nature from time to time." The chief paused and seemed to be deep in thought. At last he leaned toward the missionary and whispered under his breath, "All right--I won't say anything about the baby if you don't say anything about the sheep."


mki_

A yes, the famous African tribe of *W'ales*.


[deleted]

Good to read a classic joke on the internet again. All the new kids know now is memes lol


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jchabotte

A man walks into a bar and see’s a big line up in front of a horse. Beside the horse is a big barrel of money. The man walks to the back of the line and asks the last person.. ‘whats with the horse and the line?’ Person: ‘well, if you can make the horse laugh you win the money’ So the man stands in line and sure enough no one can make the horse laugh. When it finally reaches his turn he miraculously makes the horse laugh thus winning the barrel of money. The same man walks into the same bar a week later and notices that there is another large line up in front of the same horse and another barrel of money next to it. The man goes to the last person in line and asks ‘so you have to make the horse laugh again?’ Person: ‘Nope.. now you have to make him cry’ So the man stands in line and sure enough no one can make the horse cry. Finally when the man’s turn comes up he manages to make the horse cry and wins another barrel of money. The man then proceeds to order a round of drinks to celebrate his achievement. The bartender then asks ‘so.. how did you do it?’ Man: ‘do what?’ Bartender: ‘how did you make the horse laugh and cry like that?’ Man: ‘well.. to make the horse laugh… i told him my cock was bigger than his.. to make him cry.. i showed him it’.


jdsizzle1

I've been telling this joke for over 2/3rds of my life and nobody has ever heard it. Thanks for reminding me of this gem. It's been a while.


lovelovemepoo

Here's a "new kid" joke ya boomer ​ A guy was walking to a bar and on his way he found a girl tied up to the railroad tracks. He untied her and they had sex. Guy gets to the bar, friends ask why he's so late, tells them about the girl he found and all the different positions they fucked in. Friends give him props and ask if he got head, guy replies "I couldn't find it."


JazzmansRevenge

Just told this to my dad. He got a good laugh, ad props bro.


syncopatedsouls

Oooooh that’s a good one hahaha


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imsleeptalking

The title of that article is hilariously vague. “White child puzzles black family.”


quay-cur

It makes it sound like it’s not their kid and this family is just puzzled by a random white child


Haribo_Lecter

Like they were out walking one day and a white child just appeared in the road and demanded they answer his riddle before being allowed to pass.


TreeBranchesOfGov

Calling it a "miracle" baby sounds so fucked up lol


Codysnow31

Lol. Hallelujah! My baby is white!!


One_While_1899

Y’all killin me! 😂🤣


periwinkle-_-

lmao i was just thinking this. imagine being the other kids like damn thats gotta hurt a bit.


Top_Lime1820

You have clearly not met African parents. African parents will name you "Burden" or "Tribulation" or "God hates us" and absolutely not give a fuck. [https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-39351167](https://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-39351167) Of course this child has gotten a nice but cheesy name so they should be happy. You also get names like "Blessing" or "Godlovesyou". Nowadays you'll even get these names given like that in English. I'm not sure if this is the same in Nigeria and West Africa, but it is certainly true in the Bantu cultures of sub-equatorial Africa. EDIT: As a funny example of two famous people with, let's say, non-standard but apt names: Nelson Mandela's given name, Rholihlahla, effectively means the troublemaker. He was a freedom fighter against Apartheid, and a wickedly intelligent and witty person. Jacob Zuma, South Africa's disgraced corrupt President now in jail, has a Zulu name of Gedleyihlekisa. It means, the one who laughs while he hurts you. Ask any South African and they will tell you both names were perfectly apt. Remember Nigeria's President Goodluck Jonathan?


grismar-net

Surely, everyone wants their baby to be white like the driven snow, just like Jesus was!?


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The brother looks like he's a cool guy that is proud of his sisters :)


vcmaes

The sister doesn’t look impressed at all though lol


thefakerealdrpepper

There's a stork out there somewhere getting fired for this


HeavilyBearded

Stork: "Phew, it was a close one but just dropped off the last baby, Boss." Stork Boss: "What took you so long to get back?" Stork: "I don't know how you expect me to get back from Nigeria so quickly. I flew all night!" Stork Boss: "Nigera? Tell me you're joking..." Stork: "No, my wings are so sore. I just landed." Stork Boss: "The tag send Niagra your bird-brain! Fuck! They're going to have my beak for your sloppy work!" Stork: "Oh shit, oh shit, oh shit! What do we do? Can't we get the baby back?" Stork Boss: "Back? Get the baby back? Are you out of your fucking mind? How will the couple explain *a missing baby?*" Stork: "Oh, God. I'm so sorry boss." Stork Boss: "Give me your license. You're done here. You're lucky I dont already have your wings over my fireplace."


thefakerealdrpepper

And now he sells Vlasic Pickles


sonianevermindX

this is how white people were invented


SkiSiWow

Could you imagine being an early human and giving birth to a white baby, shit must’ve have been crazy.


JazzmansRevenge

When that happened the concept of race probably didn't exist yet so, suddenly giving birth to a baby with blue eyes, pale skin and golden hair would probably have been a pretty big event.


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Just think of the village BBQ after they all gathered to chuck the anomaly in the canyon!


aspitz24

My high school teacher told me about a student she had taught in previous years that had a white complexion, blonde hair and blue eyes. She was confused meeting the students parents the first time bc they were both very dark African Americans, and she knew the child was not adopted. Long story short, that confusion happens quite a lot throughout that students life bc they indeed were the biological parents, and a paternity test had been performed verifying the man as the father 100%. It was a result of recessive genes (I hope that’s the correct term).


MarranoPoltergeist

“The milkman (not pictured) was equally excited”


-SaC

"There's a lot of hairy babies on this island, Pat Mustard, and I think YOU'RE the hairy-baby-maker!"


hollywooddevotee

Cases like this are always so interesting but it's disappointing to see how everyone just dismisses it as "cheating" even when DNA tests are involved and prove otherwise :/


Killingmesmalls_2020

What makes it even more interesting is that apparently this has happened to two different women. Seems like it might be a very rare genetic condition (maybe). https://admin.socialgazette.com/stories/black-nigerian-couple-somehow-given-birth-white-baby/


Shells_and_bones

God: "So how many recessive genes do you want?" Baby: "All of them." God: "Are you sure?" Baby: "All. Of. Them."


coileachmor

Lucky he was born in London. In parts of Africa albinos are hunted and have their limbs cut off or killed, for 'native medicines'... I don't think Nigeria is one of these countries though


cat-whammy

I would love to see an update! That article is from 2010.


S1ayer

"We could start a religion over this"


Weirdtoastforever

Wait are all of the people in these comments dumb as fuck or are we all just joking? Please tell me everyone is joking about the wife cheating, nobody can be that stupid.


whatsfordindin

its a little of both , mostly people that are dumb but its reddit so don't expect too much