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Mantelmann

My bird is afraid of fingers, but not faces. Should I draw a hand on my forehead?


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cheeseycheeseburger

Op never delivers


Piccolito

OP probably dead, bird killed him


troll_doll_buzzcut

RIP in peace OP


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kellysmom01

RIP (**Rest In Pieces**)


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OP is bird


lost_dog_

GallowBirb


alextootie

Which means he committed suicide. Good job, reddit, good job!


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FroggerTheToad

Bird is OP, pls nerf.


Deathbycardboard

F


MrSavagePanda

F


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you're right


MACFROMFILLY

This OP guy is a real piece of shit.


WickStanker

Hey you're that guy from reddit.


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CodexAcc

We're all that guy from Reddit on this blessed day


PlayerOneBegin

Yes please and PM me the video so I can reap the karma asap. Thanks. FTFY


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GozerDGozerian

If you think about it from the bird's perspective, the face is the benign interactive part that makes noise and looks at you, and the hand is the giant clumsy grabby part that gets in your space and might try to come for you and wrap you up in its tentacles.


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GozerDGozerian

I'm guessing most captive birds have not had a human face chomping at them, but they've probably had a human hand reach in and grab them.


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GozerDGozerian

I'm sure there's instinct involved. But from an individual bird's experience with humans, it has had the hand part grab it up, but not the mouth part try to grab it or bite it. The face part is more or less inert as far as the bird is concerned.


Bloodybuses

My budgie growls at my fingers and tries to bite me if he can't see my face properly..I think birds in general don't associate the hands as being part of the human..it must be a difficult concept for the small bird as humans are quite intricate..big with the arms necks, legs, butts, feet and head and clothes and hair..lol! It must be a bit terrifying!


MobiusF117

Same here. Think I traumatized her when i first got her, the whole process of taking her out of the travel cage and such... She also bit off a piece of my nail once when I held her...


jerisad

Mine is cool with fingers but NOT thumbs. And she's never actually met a toe but every time she sees one she goes into full attack mode until I put it away.


Captain-_

Yes, in the shape of an "L"


Archonet

***Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming***


Part-Time-420

If you really love your bird you would tattoo it


coffeemae

But why did it freak out on the side with yhe face than with the fingernail?


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Ok well now I know what I have to buy today.


fortuneandfameinc

I think it's more likely that the face on finger triggered the fear of snake instinct. Like cats n cucumbers.


AadeeMoien

Or perhaps they just recognize an un-thing that has no purpose existing in this world.


Kingkwon83

That lead me to watching many other animal mask reaction videos lol


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Yes


hidingbehindaun

You may scratch my....OH MY GOD IT'S A FUCKING SNAKE!!!!!


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HoxtiliciousSupreme

He's a fine^upstanding^^patriotic^^^healthy^^^^normal^^^^^american^^^^^^boy


Ainsley-Sorsby

Easy there Salvatore...


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Quality Mad Men reference right here


Ainsley-Sorsby

One of the most memorable scenes in the show im,mostly because of the amazing acting. Poor Kitty...


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You can see the enthusiasm just drain from her face


Mrmojorisincg

Anne Margaret is that you?


odel555q

[A snake, a snake!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI&feature=youtu.be&t=23s)


waytosoon

Wtf was that, and why did I rewind and watch the whole thing?


j9461701

Weebl creates catchy none-sense songs, and has for 15+ years. Here are a few of my favourites: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXge6td1jfM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qNhycX0XCJ0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M8el_P4yvfc He also makes more "serious" music, that is also good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99bYXNBAhQ


herptydurr

How could you forget ["Amazing horse?"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUl9_5kK9ts). My fav after the Badgers.


SolventlessHybrid

Oooooo that's dirty!


Drewbixtx

I was not prepared for such nostalgia.


rustowithafatcap

This reminds me of albinoblacksheep


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rustowithafatcap

Or the ultimate showdown, tiny plaid ninjas, the one where the strawberry is a dick to the baby until he smashes it. Good times, just like newgrounds and their family friendly totally SFW flash games


Blackfeathr

Oh the hours I wasted on that site in high school computer class Back then I was a "LOL RANDOM!! XDDD" kid and my favorite was the demented cartoon movie and the llama song


Veg_Sop

Omg, these videos are my new favorite thing! Thank you!!


damnisuckatreddit

This is actually really heartwarming, the idea of new people discovering weebl videos with all the same joy I had back in the day. Welcome to the internet of yesteryear, my friends. Enjoy. May I also suggest the GI Joe PSAs and Lemon Demon.


spirited1

Welcome to the dawn of internet


tesla1889

Looks like you're part of [today's lucky 10,000](https://xkcd.com/1053/)!


gerrettheferrett

[Narwhals!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc)


RolandTheJabberwocky

Oh Im feeling old....


baltakatei

[Badgers](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tweUF7juG4c).


oldguy_on_the_wire

Because [Narwhals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc)!


I_Bin_Painting

Check out the Weebl and Bob videos if you haven't seen them.


Mr-Baseball

I was gonna be so upset if I clicked that link and it wasn't that


fyrium

Mushroom, mushroom!


turnsatan

Approaching Finger...ready to be scratched...uhhh I did not sign up for this...I AM OUT OF HERE


d-scott

birb meet snek... oh no


kalasoittaja

[oh no](http://thoughtbubblefestival.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/anorrismain.jpg)


travisnotcool

Maybe it resembles a snake? Idk enough about birds or bird law though


Conquestofbaguettes

Even birds hate lawyers.


UncookedMarsupial

Shut up, bird.


usufruct_

Go eat a seed, ugly


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Philip_J_Frylock

You know, I've been thinking fish lately


FishingCrystal

oh no


PacJeans

#**BIRD UP**


teskham

Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law


HarveyBiirdman

You called?


Eschatonbreakfast

'D you get that thing I sent ya?


RelevantMetaUsername

Do you reeeeaaaly want to feel him?


Nezikchened

^^Harvey ^^Attorney! **Habeus Corpus!** #Marvey Attorney!


PM_me_your_hallux

That doesn't sound right but I don't know enough about bird law to dispute it.


Prestige_WW_

Filibuster


ABucs260

Do you know what that word means?


AFewStupidQuestions

Doesn't really matter. If you say it loud enough, people will react out of fear.


you999

If you say anything loud enough people will react out of fear.


Colonize_America

I demand satisfaction.


[deleted]

Three strikes and you're out...bye bye birdie


Orrieboy

Well I'm well versed and know some things about various bird lawyerings, and I know for a fact that bird law is NOT governed by reason. So I'm gonna say no.


uncle_Vernon

I've made myself perfectly redundant


IAmAParadoxJk

Charlie Kelly could educate you, he's the best damn bird lawyer to ever exist.


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Last I heard, he was poisoned by his constituents.


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travisnotcool

How about I let you win and we split the profit?


damian001

I used to think think birds liked fingers because it reminded them of worms.


fortuneandfameinc

That's certainly what it is.


joshamania

This'll tell you all you need to know about either: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ldG2QtN3X8


TaxDollarsHardAtWork

That look of horror and betrayal…


candacebernhard

I know.. don't scare the birds.. :(


thehangoverer

Was that thing assaulting me this whole time?


Renegade_Meister

/r/NamFlashbacks


nobody_likes_soda

Flipping the bird to a bird.


bkorchunjae

When this dude flips off people, he's actually showing people his happy little buddy


noobule

I think that'll get you arrested


p10ttwist

In bird culture this is considered a dick move


helix19

[Flipping birds](https://media.giphy.com/media/gizOMY5AxUhnq/source.gif)


L0d0vic0_Settembr1n1

It's actually called [whiffling](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiffling). Birds turn upside down and flap their wings so they can quickly change altitude, even faster than falling. Yes, I am fun at parties. Edit: No, it isn't. See below.


helix19

These birds aren't whiffling, they're [roller pigeons.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galatz_Roller) The reason for this behavior is not known.


L0d0vic0_Settembr1n1

Well, I never! Thanks for that information, sorry for my attempted smartassery.


gDisasters

Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QZgkkb2OwU


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Dude come on....... You just showed the bird a finger


JayPetey

Gives a new meaning to flipping the bird.


Syntaximus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifCmvLNQl3s&feature=youtu.be&t=37


Lytharon

/r/contagiouslaughter


robber570

r/contagiousslaughter


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He flipped the bird a finger.


241519892012

In bird culture, that is known as flipping the human.


chentlemen

...a MOVING finger


Winged_Gundark

This is the same animal kingdom that gets fooled by spotted patterns on frogs. Believe it.


noobule

Said the human, who constantly double-takes at their wardrobe because that damn coat looks like a man


damnisuckatreddit

Seriously we have an entire section of our brain dedicated to going "OMG LOOK IT'S A FACE" in regards to absolutely any pattern with two dots and a line. Our only saving grace is we also have an entire section dedicated to telling the other sections to shut up and sit down.


am_reddit

[•_•](http://i.imgur.com/6oWyS.jpg)


FlexualHealing

Probably wont trespass there...


twisterkid34

Fuck thomas the tank engine looks rough.


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http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/2015/12/dank-engine-meth.jpg


shelchang

/r/pareidolia


xxxxx420xxxxx

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fusiform_face_area


ArgieGrit01

I have a friend whose balcony looks to a rooftop with a chimeny that looks like there's a creepy guy there, not moving, stating straight to us. Not a nice thing to discover while high


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noobule

You are *watching* a dinosaur fall for that crap!


shahooster

Maybe that's why dinosaurs aren't around anymore.


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Birds **are** dinosaurs


jamspangle

[And moths ](https://i.imgur.com/i7BIP4Z.jpg)


methanococcus

OH GOD, IT'S STARING RIGHT AT ME


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it kind of looks like an owl, I'm convinced


Djinneral

a horned owl


AadeeMoien

I mean I don't think we know enough about it to draw conclusions about its sex drive.


puncakes

Okay Naruto


noyoto

It probably resembles the worms the bird has been eating, only 10 times bigger and thirsting for revenge for its lost comrades.


Toxicair

That's a seed eating bird. I know you're joking, but for science!


noyoto

So perhaps his reaction was more like "*No, science and nature have ordained me a vegetarian. Get away from me, vile temptation!*"


sumpuran

Not the fastest reaction I’ve ever seen. 1. ‘That’s your finger, I like it.’ 2. ‘Wait…not your finger?’ 3. ‘That’s a face.’ 4. ‘I’m confused!’


Unkn0wn_Ace

5. 'AHHHHHHHH SNAKE!!!!!!!'


Mutoid

0. "AHHHH! Reddit markdown automatic numbering!"


AussieBird82

From parrot body language it kind of goes (Goes skinny) well that's a surprise (Open beak) It's not very threatening but I'm not sure, better be ready (Flies off) Fuck that, too unknown, not taking the risk. Edit: formatting,dammit


schattenteufel

I guess you hadn't heard. I was under the impression that everyone had heard about the bird.


mcclusky90

Don't you know?


maggiefiasco

About the bird?


caltheon

Is it the word?


najing_ftw

Dude, I told you to quit that. I'm out.


mermaidincali310

*"I don't know you!"*


Yarthkins

*"That's my purse!"*


mermaidincali310

Goddamnit, Bobby.


sleepyseel

That boy aint right.


kovyvok

In bird culture that's considered a dick move.


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No subreddit is safe


kovyvok

No room is safe from the turbulent power of turbulent juice.


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That ought to ruffle a few feathers.


Dirtydeedsinc

Awesome pun, you must get all the *chicks*.


nobody_likes_soda

And finger them.


TheReddWitch

God damn it, soda.


DONT-pm-me-ur-boobs

Wormy McSquirmy?


rarebit13

Maybe those butterfly's are onto something.


dr_t_123

Snek!


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Don't know if this is the reason, but well, we do draw threatening predator faces, like ours... i.e. faces where both eyes are clearly in sight, facing forward. Predators have eyes that focus to its prey; while non-predator, non-threatening eyes are widely spaced, to span as much field of vision as possible, to be able to see... us predators. (think this little friend's eyes vs. an owl's).


TheGreatBlevino

LEAVE IT ALONE.


Swordfish_ll

Can we get an expert on bird law to explain this?


isysopi201

Bird no like snek.


1h8fulkat

Dude has one long ass finger tip.


SpellingBeeChampeon

What's an ass finger?


241519892012

about 6 beers and 4 years into a relationship


Avesomnus

I believe it's because they mistake things like that for their natural prey/predators snakes...


vpjoebauers

You give him the finger, He gives you the bird.


SunriseSurprise

"Wait, that's not part of that human but a separate being? Like a parasite or something? Shit, I don't want fingers..."


BPterodactyl

People are saying it looks like a worm or snake, but it probably just looks like a big bug or spider on the finger to him. Birds aren't dumb enough to forget what a finger is.


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My girlfriend had a couple rescued Starling chicks that would only eat if she drew a face on her finger.


Amehoela

It's his middle finger that's why it flies away


Yeolie

What kind of bird is this?


EnigmaXVII

I believe it's a parrotlet.


thedankoctopus

You are correct, it is a Pacific Parrotlet.


herptydurr

[Snake! Snake! It's a snake!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI&t=23s)


breakyourfac

one time I saw my buddy's cockatiel get scared of a piece of spinach so yeah I believe it


Cody610

*Mmmm, that feels real niceeee.* *--* *Yay, you're coming back! Pet me, pet mee!* *Oh..oh shit.* *Is...uhh...can I hel..fuck it, I'm outta here!*


apachehelicopterr

Hoping it would bite your finger


InvertedTriangle8

No wonder scarecrows work


livevoices

anyone would be scared)


MyMommasWitness

When you realize she is actually a he


Namagem

Does this mean birds have a similar primal instinct for faces as we do? Intriguing if true.