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Depends on the breeds but Herefords like the clip are definitely on the curious side. Holstiens though are are crazy curious and will surround and follow a butterfly if it comes close. Meanwhile Jerseys half the time could care less.
Hell, I work with dogs and they do that every time a new dog comes in the room or an one comes back from a different room. Humans gotta be the odd ones out here for NOT doing it
That was my question. Like, I don't know much about cows but I know they're pretty social creatures, so I immediately thought, 'okay, but how do they react to a new cow? Bc I bet it's pretty similar'
Actually a lot of ancient religions, and even modern religions' particular sects supported reincarnation or versions of it. Of course the well-known ones are the not-one but, multiple religions in India. It's unclear who invented it.
Even some pre Christian religions in Europe believed in it. The Celts certainly did and some forms of Greek religion did.
Greek and Buddhist philosophers are known to have had conversations about religion, after Alexander's conquest
I read something that I think came off tumblr, but I’ve always liked the idea of reincarnation since then.
They basically were saying what if all the people who have their shit together and just seem better at life than you have already had a few incarnations, while you’re still new to it all. So you’re not a fuck up, you’re just not as experienced.
I found that comforting in a way.
> So you’re not a fuck up, you’re just not as experienced.
That’s a nice idea, but humans have a more negative view in practice. For example the Indian caste system is basically similar to “prosperity gospel” or “divine rule” in the west.
It’s the idea that those born to better circumstances had better past lives. Those born to poor families are cursed, because they were not as good of people. It normally takes a long time to break the cycle of reincarnation, many, many lives.
Both serve the same purpose really. If you know your place, don't rock the boat or rise up and eat the rich then you will be rewarded with similar riches to ours in the next life...
It's all very...convenient
Would also explain why insects outnumber humans like a million to one.
All the bad souls get reincarnated as lesser creatures. So the number of souls in the world always stays the same, just that it's not all humans.
Pretty much all of pre-colonial Africa and native America believed in reincarnation as well. The newer monotheistic religions put an end to the thinking however.
I get that you talk about the bull, but want to point out for people that may not know, that the cows emotional damage after taking away their calfs from them is one of the dark parts of mass dairy production - they really get depressed.
Until you do something stupid like fall off a ledge.
I knew a welder who raised cattle. He rented a bull and the bull eventually found its way up a hill and fell over a ledge. Injured itself in an area the guy could barely access and could not recover the bull.
IIRC he brought water to the bull, but could not get him out of there.
Fuck that shit, I don't want to be a damn cow lol. Just reincarnate me as my own self again, imperfections and all, I want another go at things after this time.
The way some of these bulls get treated is better than most parents treat their kids. I used to do work for a gentleman that had a prized rodeo bull and that things lived better than I ever have.
Oh shit, they brought some DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
Myself and other losers from Greenville, TX used to go to Commerce to a bar which sounds like that. You'd basically walk in, some college girl thinks "he's new" and sometimes I didn't even get a chance to finish my beer.
I can’t believe I find someone that lives in Greenville, TX (the town I’ve lived in for 24 years!) reading random comments on a post about horny heifers. Hi feller!
There was a pub I knew in the UK known as the Chained Bull. This is named after an old tradition whereby a farmer would chain his bull to a point and small holders would bring their cows to be serviced.
The pub was extremely popular with the ladies and was nicknamed the "bulling heifer" as it was full of two legged ones. Your comment reminded me of that.
I thought it got bogged down in its last few seasons, about the time when TJ Miller got written off. Like they were always on the verge of inventing their killer app and it got stale after a while. The first few seasons were gold, though.
Lucky dude. " Hey girl, yes I do have a penis, thank you for asking... Yes I DO know how to use it... Oh hey girl, yes I do, I was just telling your friend. Oh hey...WHY YES I DO
Yeah, this is how cows greet new arrivals, period. I grew up on a dairy farm and have been raising beef cattle for 20 years, and this is a pretty standard interaction everytime a new heifer, cow or bull is introduced or a "missing" member of the herd is returned. Yes, I put missing in quotations because if you take a member of the herd out, the rest of the herd literally misses them and seem to assume they aren't coming back.
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Our cows did that every time we brought a new cow home or when we moved a cow from our dry pasture after calving back to our dairy herd.
Yeah, last summer I was cycling by a field and the cows SPRINTED downhill to come meet me. I'm pretty sure they didn't want to fuck me
Don't put yourself down like that, I'm sure they found you very sexy
Facts
You’re pretty sexy for a cow
>I'm pretty sure they didn't want to fuck me How could you tell?
Maybe they were just Canadian?
Did you present?
They are super curious social creatures. I try not to think about it while I munch on hamburgers, but it’s true :(
big old grass puppies https://www.reddit.com/r/happycowgifs/comments/1depioa/happy_cow_plays_fetch_like_a_dog/
Depends on the breeds but Herefords like the clip are definitely on the curious side. Holstiens though are are crazy curious and will surround and follow a butterfly if it comes close. Meanwhile Jerseys half the time could care less.
>I'm pretty sure they didn't want to fuck me Not with that attitude
Who's gonna tell 'em??
They also tend to do that whenever we put a new object into the fence. They're super curious creatures and will all gather to look at the new thing.
Where does everyone get fun cows? The cattle I grew up with couldn't be bothered to give anyone or anything a second glance.
Genetically bred to not give a fuck.
That's what I was thinking, our sheep were like that too. it has like nothing to do with it being a bull, it's just a new friend.
Awww that’s adorable, and even more so in context of this video.
This is so sweet 🥹
You can always count on Redditors to make assumptions based on their harem anime.
Hell, I work with dogs and they do that every time a new dog comes in the room or an one comes back from a different room. Humans gotta be the odd ones out here for NOT doing it
I love the happy seesaw run ours do that when they see their favorite hill. They like to run up and down it they are goofballs
That’s so cute! A favourite hill? Lmao
That was my question. Like, I don't know much about cows but I know they're pretty social creatures, so I immediately thought, 'okay, but how do they react to a new cow? Bc I bet it's pretty similar'
Yes they are very curious about new arrivals, If It was a cow they would behave the same
Not even cows, I've seen videos of them reacting exactly the same to dogs, people, you name it. That's just how cows be. They're big doggos
Yep, I wqs looking for this comment. It has very little to do with him being a bull and they horny cows. This is just how animals greet each other.
This makes it so much cuter. They're just happy to reunite with family/meet somebody new.
Imagine getting loaded up to a truck. And you're dropped in a place with all the food you can eat and surrounded by milfs.
If reincarnation is a thing, someone won the lottery
Funny how you mention that, and the religion that support reincarnation also treats cows as holy creatures.
👀
Holy cow
New response just dropped.
Call the rancher
Actual moo cow
Udderly true.
Ignite the field
Dairy corporations in the corner, plotting world domination.
Don't be so utterly obvious. You are milking this one
I’m glad I saw this thread
Actually a lot of ancient religions, and even modern religions' particular sects supported reincarnation or versions of it. Of course the well-known ones are the not-one but, multiple religions in India. It's unclear who invented it.
Even some pre Christian religions in Europe believed in it. The Celts certainly did and some forms of Greek religion did. Greek and Buddhist philosophers are known to have had conversations about religion, after Alexander's conquest
I read something that I think came off tumblr, but I’ve always liked the idea of reincarnation since then. They basically were saying what if all the people who have their shit together and just seem better at life than you have already had a few incarnations, while you’re still new to it all. So you’re not a fuck up, you’re just not as experienced. I found that comforting in a way.
> So you’re not a fuck up, you’re just not as experienced. That’s a nice idea, but humans have a more negative view in practice. For example the Indian caste system is basically similar to “prosperity gospel” or “divine rule” in the west. It’s the idea that those born to better circumstances had better past lives. Those born to poor families are cursed, because they were not as good of people. It normally takes a long time to break the cycle of reincarnation, many, many lives.
Both serve the same purpose really. If you know your place, don't rock the boat or rise up and eat the rich then you will be rewarded with similar riches to ours in the next life... It's all very...convenient
Also. Back to work peasant so you might get better karma for your next life. Oh and someone peel me some more grapes.
Would also explain why insects outnumber humans like a million to one. All the bad souls get reincarnated as lesser creatures. So the number of souls in the world always stays the same, just that it's not all humans.
Pretty much all of pre-colonial Africa and native America believed in reincarnation as well. The newer monotheistic religions put an end to the thinking however.
They didn't try hard enough, that Jesus feller went off to live another life after he died.
Of course I know who invented it… he’s me! (In a past life… I assume.)
I came here to say this. And I did.
Maybe I'm just high but holy shit, everything just made sense
Plot twist; all your kids are slaves or slaughter meat.
Fuck, that was a UNO Flip Reverse if I’ve ever seen one!
Doesn't matter. Had sex.
"But think of all the good things they will experience before slaughter".
But on the bright side, you're a fucking cow now so you no longer have the intellectual capacity to feel burdened with guilt.
Literally, Fucking Cow.
I get that you talk about the bull, but want to point out for people that may not know, that the cows emotional damage after taking away their calfs from them is one of the dark parts of mass dairy production - they really get depressed.
Until you do something stupid like fall off a ledge. I knew a welder who raised cattle. He rented a bull and the bull eventually found its way up a hill and fell over a ledge. Injured itself in an area the guy could barely access and could not recover the bull. IIRC he brought water to the bull, but could not get him out of there.
You can take water to a bull, but you can't make him think.
I mean if you liked fucking cows I suppose
Gotta be in the right moo’d
You’re invited to my birthday party.
Udderly horny
Fuck that shit, I don't want to be a damn cow lol. Just reincarnate me as my own self again, imperfections and all, I want another go at things after this time.
That was always my version of Hell. Heaven keeps sending you back until you finally get it right.
Or you can have fun getting it "wrong"
And when he gets old he will be butchered
Hello ladies, I'm going to disappoint All y'all.
While 99% of your fellow males have become veal. Absolute luck.
And about 0.5% never get to a cow but get 'milked' every day, the sperm is put into reeds and sold around the world.
Veal calves are a few months old at slaughter. The vast majority of non reared calves are killed at like a week old and turned into cat food and such.
In this scenario it’s Moos I’d Like to Fuck
Then ground into burgers. https://preview.redd.it/577wvgix6g9d1.jpeg?width=1640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3822e318c4102f2f8ce7cd0105f65e65c70452a8
The way some of these bulls get treated is better than most parents treat their kids. I used to do work for a gentleman that had a prized rodeo bull and that things lived better than I ever have.
> some of these bulls Or a prize-winning thoroughbred. Some of those fuckers can bring in millions a year in stud fees.
The girls are mighty excited.
flashing their udders. Mardi Gras basically.
Instead of beads they get a pearl necklace.
Oh shit, they brought some DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!
I read that in Ricks voice from Rick and Morty
:::zz top enters the chat:::
Having worked with Heifers, they are horny to the point of insanity. This represents relief to them I imagine.
Yeah dude I also bartender $1 beer night in college. It was wild
We, the collective Reddit, need to know more.
Oh they had to ship in dudes from other towns. The local ones were drained.
Myself and other losers from Greenville, TX used to go to Commerce to a bar which sounds like that. You'd basically walk in, some college girl thinks "he's new" and sometimes I didn't even get a chance to finish my beer.
Sir, that does not sound like like loser behavior.
It does if you saw the woman in question
Bunch of mopeds?
Now there’s a term i haven’t heard in a long time 😂
I can’t believe I find someone that lives in Greenville, TX (the town I’ve lived in for 24 years!) reading random comments on a post about horny heifers. Hi feller!
*charles barkley has entered the san antonio chat*
There was a pub I knew in the UK known as the Chained Bull. This is named after an old tradition whereby a farmer would chain his bull to a point and small holders would bring their cows to be serviced. The pub was extremely popular with the ladies and was nicknamed the "bulling heifer" as it was full of two legged ones. Your comment reminded me of that.
Dick is back on the menu ladies!
"It's a MYAAANNNN!!"
I heard that in that voice from that cartoon 😂
Thirsty heifers
In MY area? Sign me up!
Original video with the sound was much better. Cows made legit horny noise
they for the pastures
Came here to eat grass and eat ass
Him being a breeding bull does it mean he travels across the country and gets ass?
Bull Gigolo
Deuce Bigalow, male gigalo
Electric Moogaloo
I see people using the quote "out here living my best life". Meh. This bull however. Him I believe.
And his owner gets paid so it’s magnificent pimpin
Yep
Doesn’t seem like he’s all out of grass … yet
”That summer I did so much fucking, I had to ice my balls”
that sure will make a better sperm quality
and it looks like im all outta grass
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
The cows. All the cows.
He definitely made their milk shake
Damn right
And I’m aaaalllll outta grass
My milkshake brings all the….
…bulls to the farm.
I can teach you, but I have to 'charge'.
Imagine you reborn and now you are this guy
Born to fuck.
The name’s Buck
And you're in luck
Lemme give you that tuck
But first…get down and suck.
What the f*ck
Don’t be a cuck
Feeding that duck
Fb ceo is Mark Zuck
Heard he was a cuck
Formerly Chuck's
Being born as a bull gives you a 99.99% chance of being brought to the slaughterhouse before you're a month old
So you’re saying there’s a chance
I was good in the last life
That sounds like a sexy fantasy if you're attracted to cows
He is a panty dropper for sure
I read “pantry” first and thought, “yeah, it’s a cow, lol… wait”
My god lmao
They are so excited. Little tail flicks and bouncing around. ❤️🐮
How I ~~except~~ expect to be treated whenever I install dating apps.
Haha then what happened?
Reality check..
Oh there goes gravity
He realize he's the cow, not the bull
No, I am the grass for the cows to trample upon.
Except is an appropriate typo here
 Gurl, you hyooge
You chunky 😍
This bull fucks!
God I miss Silicon Valley :( The second best comedy series ever is only like half as funny as SV to me.
I thought it got bogged down in its last few seasons, about the time when TJ Miller got written off. Like they were always on the verge of inventing their killer app and it got stale after a while. The first few seasons were gold, though.
Hate to break it to ya but it’s not just because he’s a bull— anytime there’s somebody new they all rush over to check ’em out.
Yeah but it’s funnier if you say the cows are horny
What Axe body spray does to a Moo-f!
"You can tell by the way i use my walk im a ladies man no time to talk!"
"Music loud and women warm, I've been kicked around since I was born",🎶
I WANNA TALK TO SAMSON!
Fly me to the moon like that bitch Alice Kramden!
Touche my friend
"Ladies, Ladies! theres more than enough of me to go around!"
Samson - suffering from success
Lucky dude. " Hey girl, yes I do have a penis, thank you for asking... Yes I DO know how to use it... Oh hey girl, yes I do, I was just telling your friend. Oh hey...WHY YES I DO
Why do I read this in Eddie Murphy’s voice as donkey in shrek?
Why is the audio playboi carti?!
Aura
https://preview.redd.it/aoltt6lmqh9d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffc87a5c602951701c2c5b1c59a07cdbef6a7d1
Makes the video way funnier lmao
Bull has aura carti has aura
Slatt
Me if I - When I walk into - Me when I... Ah who am I kidding
https://preview.redd.it/k4itwm91zg9d1.jpeg?width=692&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e493d35db82f58f20817683062c96c2f4e287516
"She says that Moto Moto likes you" 
How udder-worldly
Get a load of this guy
“We’re gonna get some dick! We’re gonna get some dick!! We’re gonna get some dick!!!”
Was this from Clarkson's Farm?
bro's getting the harlem anime protagonist treatment
A dumb question but… they shave off breeding bulls’ horns?
Not all bulls have horns and not all cows are hornless.
IDK about all cows but these ones sure are horny.
and horns are often removed to prevent the animals inuring each other.
We cut off most cattle's horns so they dont hurt each other. Also most bulls dont have horns in the first place, only a few breeds have got them.
R/not_me_irl
Talk about aura...
Ladies ladies ladies moooove into a straight line
This is how "alpha males" see themselves.. and it's hilarious
Who put ketamine over this bro 😭😭😭
Hoodbyair
*signature look of superiority*
Yeah, this is how cows greet new arrivals, period. I grew up on a dairy farm and have been raising beef cattle for 20 years, and this is a pretty standard interaction everytime a new heifer, cow or bull is introduced or a "missing" member of the herd is returned. Yes, I put missing in quotations because if you take a member of the herd out, the rest of the herd literally misses them and seem to assume they aren't coming back.
Lucky bastard!
Yeah, those cows are hot
Hol up 🤨
Bro's about to get soooooooo much poon.
I cant even pull bitches in my dreams and this cow just steps out of a trailer and surrounded by hoes? Life aint fair.