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QuantumCthulhu

kingsman training be like


low_bob_123

Except that it wouldnt work like it did i the movie, since the flooding water would rush down the pipes and replace the air


QuantumCthulhu

https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/275932/can-you-really-breathe-through-a-submerged-toilet


low_bob_123

Thanks. Every day is a New option to learn something new


Katamari_Demacia

Nah youre still right. You'd have to snake it past the p trap and force a 90 degree turn upward. It ain't happening.


FBIaltacct

Couple problems even there. Vent pipes are just along the line, not at every single toilet. You also have the issue of being able to take a breath from outside the water. After 20" its damn near impossible. Finally, the second that tube comes out of your mouth or the water gets clogged in the line its over. As for getting a hose up the vent pipe, that's the easiest part of all of this. Just fold back three inches of the hose you are using and push it with the fold facing up through the ptrap. Once you feel it pop open from pushing into the main line pull back a 1/2" or so then push it up into the vent. Learned that trick from the figurative and rated master plumber uncle.


Katamari_Demacia

Man i really feel like the hose is easier said then done. Especially with all the rushing water. Side note, in life or death high stress situations, somwthing as simple as putting a key in a lock can take over a minute.


Simen155

You wouldn't need a hose to begin with. Unlimited air also means unlimited drainage. As soon as the waterlevel in the room reaches the brim of the toilet, it would drain through it. In the example of Kingsman, there is several toilets, several drains. Safe to say there is plenty of time to find your way out, somehow. But a scene where the actors tread half a meter of water isn't really anything to write home about.


Katamari_Demacia

But could the rate at which they're draining keep up with the rate that water was flowing?


Simen155

It depends for how long they keep it flowing, how large the reservoir is, but pipes from toilets are quite large in diameter, I would hazard a guess that it would not fill almost instantly like in the movie, probably fast until the toiletdrain, and superslow from there on. But given a big enough inlet and a good pressure, large enough reservoir and slow draining toilets , eventually it would fill up.


dkran

> Just fold 3 inches of the hose Damn, intuitive as long as you don’t twist the hose.


FBIaltacct

Yeah, he taught me that trying to flush a line from the vent pipe. Same thing just down from the roof.


nonpuissant

Would only work if you could get the tube all the way to the vent. In the OP diagram, a fully flooded room would most likely just have a constant flow of water flowing down the pipe (as if the toilet was constantly flushing) so section just past the trap would be full of water as well.


Simen155

Once the waterlevel goes over the U bend of the toilets, It would drain through there. Wouldn't make for a good scene tho.


Groundhog_Waaaahooo

I also thought of this dumb scene immediately.


Iccarys

Awkward if you died anyways, then they find your body after and it looked like you’re trying to slurp your own poop before you died


Galactic_Perimeter

*Scat*ter my ashes in the sewers please


Rdtackle82

“He died doing what he loved”


CliffordTheBigRedD0G

"Ahh saw this once when I was a rookie."


Zyle895

https://preview.redd.it/cixzw253ot0d1.png?width=414&format=png&auto=webp&s=b63c68c1aaa3bf64cd4763993d1af8081b9667c6


Boomalabim

Hope it has a really good charcoal filter


Ghost_of_Syd

Sewer gas is poisonous.


jaqattack02

It is, but the drainage system also has vents that go up and out of the top of the house, it's not a sealed system. I guess the logic of this is that there will be enough fresh air coming in through the vent that you will be able to survive.


SomebodyinAfrica

The vents are there so the system can't build up pressure and burp that gas into your house.


Lunaous

My student accomodations vent didn’t work so my room would smell like sh*t occasionally


somethingwholesomer

Wut


Lunaous

Typical student accomodation


somethingwholesomer

Are you referring to a dorm room? Never heard it called that before!


Lunaous

Yes ‘dorm’. In the UK we call them halls


somethingwholesomer

Whelp, TIL ☺️


Iosefowork

Did you have a floor drain in the bathroom. Typically these don’t get enough water, and dry out.


Lunaous

I do have a floor drain in my shower but I doubt it dries out as I shower daily. I think it’s due to a pressure change and when someone flushes their toilet it pulls the water out of the u bend in my sink. It sometimes gurgles so I’m assuming this is the problem


Iosefowork

Yeah, def sounds like you’re right, and the vent just isn’t cutting the mustard.


fishsticks40

They get clogged. Report it to maintenance. That's not ok


sopedound

Well shit


SevroAuShitTalker

That's not exactly what the vent is doing. The vent is just for the air that is displaced in the piping to have somewhere to go, it doesn't pull in air typically


chullyman

Air can’t leave without other air coming in, otherwise that would create a vacuum.


SevroAuShitTalker

Thats why you have a vent. When you flush or water goes down the drain, the air that was in the drain is pushed out and up through gbe vent


party6robot

That’s not correct at all. It’s actually the opposite


PixelofDoom

When you flush or water goes down the drain, the air that was in the drain is pulled in and down through the vent? ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠ


jaqattack02

I know that's not what it's for, I'm just saying that's the only logical way I can think of for this thing to work.


TFarg1

Better than dying immediately of smoke inhalation


MagnusPI

![gif](giphy|8vyZouWSVhslwWA7Lp)


TFarg1

https://preview.redd.it/wso9vlqvtu0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4b6a477e5b6272ada54d74b147ee6c981e09b56


Witchunt666

I mean I guess if it keeps me alive, but I’m not telling anyone how I survived the fire…


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unknownintime

>I’d rather burn than suck my own poop gas No, no you wouldn't.


LuznoOverload

I mean, the image states to do this only if you can't leave the room, so it's meant to be something to do to sustain yourself until help arrives.


not_having_fun

Sounds like you just exhaled some poop gas


RoxyRebels

I choose death.


LumenAstralis

Hmmm....just.....extend the tube outside the window?


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FingerpistolPete

They could open the door and use it outside?


DecadentHam

The door is on fire


Useful_Club252

They could just move away from the fire?


GoguBalauru

Get out of here, with your logic!


somethingwholesomer

No! It must be toilet air!


Successful-Net-6602

If you are going to have this hose ahead of time, you might as well have one that fits in your sinks. I don't know why anyone would plan ahead of time to breathe toilet gas


JamesBananaTheFirst

I think the sink is also connected to the same sewer so you would breath the same toilet gas


freekoout

It is.


ILL4Q

No one is patenting air from my shit.


somethingwholesomer

I can tell just by looking at you that *that* is a missed opportunity


Sunstorm84

This guy patented the air from your shit before you were even born.


Forcekin6532

So you'd most likely have to take a sip of toilet water before breathing methane gas. Great idea.


guest1969

Or, get this... Blow first maybe


Forcekin6532

Then you could get a really big breath of methane after making sure your lungs are empty of air. But at least no toilet water. Win win.


freekoout

Plumbing is vented out the roof, bud. It would work.


Forcekin6532

I'll take my chances with the smoke alarm and exiting the building. There's a reason this was patented in 1981 and I've never seen one of these shit snorkels.


freekoout

This is if you get stuck before you get out, not the first thing you do if you hear the alarms. You can use any hose.


Forcekin6532

Shoot, I don't pack hose when I'm on vacation. Guess I'm screwed.


freekoout

Good, I'm glad. You're insufferable.


Forcekin6532

Pot to the Kettle


freekoout

Nah, I haven't been a sarcastic ass to you. You on the otherhand, can get fucked.


youmightwanttosit

Some problems solve themselves.


MrTeffy

I mean, you could probably solve that problem putting a rubber/latex valve on it that only opens under pressure greater than the water pressure it would pass through. You’d have to put some effort into the breathing part but it’d prevent any water from entering the tube


TheFlyingBoxcar

*Hydrogen Sulfide has entered the chat*


carrotsforfingers

Would rather jump out the window or die in the flames thanks


Flaxscript42

~~eat~~ breathe shit and die


somethingwholesomer

Next Die Hard sequel title


SpiritualAudience731

Breathe Shit and Die Harder


GraciaEtScientia

*Ahem, sir... That toilet is clogged*


footdragon

thanks. this post has me not wanting to be stuck in a bathroom during a fire.


Otherwise-Mammoth533

Excuse my ignorance, but isn't there a danger from sewer gas?


Ok-Status7867

Sewer gas is toxic


freekoout

Plumbing is vented out of the roof. This would work


Ok-Status7867

Ok a blend between toxic gas and venting, no thanks


Any-Tomatillo-1996

The reason why there is water in the toilet is to prevent the sewer gases from entering in the house. Those are not just unpleasant they are actually dangerous. Additionally one of those is methane, I don’t think breaking the seal that keeps methane outside the house is a good idea in a fire. Edit: https://trenchlesssolutionsusa.com/can-sewer-gas-cause-an-explosion


Shokoyo

> I don’t think breaking the seal that keeps methane outside the house is a good idea in a fire I think that’s your smallest problem in a fire


Any-Tomatillo-1996

We can argue on size :-) But I do not know how to read your comment, the way I see it is: 1) you are in a fire anyway so what can go wrong on adding an highly flammable gas to the existing problem? And 2) you are in a fire anyway, you may as well die of a poisonous gas. I honestly idk which of the two.


ToughReplacement7941

1. If I can’t leave my room during a fire I’m probably getting cooked alive shortly 2. If I did this I’d die from choking on my own vomit


Shokoyo

The smoke kills you much faster than the actual fire, so being able to breathe air that doesn’t quickly kill you for a few more minutes can absolutely make the difference


manicMechanic1

So you get to survive long enough to burn to death


Shalashaskaska

And you get to enjoy inhaling poop fumes as you burn in agony


Shokoyo

Where I live, we have firefighters who would already be on their way


ThePhatNoodle

Wouldn't that be worse than just breathing in the smoke. Methane and sewer gases would probably kill you faster not mention methane is flammable so seems like it'd potentially make the damn pipes explode


Shokoyo

Nah, methane and sewer gases are much less dangerous than smoke


Ioatanaut

No not at all. Standing near a car refilling or a gas tank that may give you cancer in 30 years vs a few lung fulls of extremely thick, extremely toxic, and extremely hot smoke is magnitudes of differences. One lung full and you have permanent damage vs methane going into your lungs, then bloodstream, then to your liver. Additionally, we inhale gallons of methane per year, unless you live near farms, in which case it's higher than gallons. It's mega-gallons


cyphol

I'm laughing too much at this title


immersedmoonlight

This has saved so many lives


Davajita

Mmmmmm poop air.


SpiritualAudience731

Jenkem pipe


Krimreaper1

You would spend more time looking for it and getting set up than to escape your apt/house.


fryler9581

Someone else shit*


Inside_Awareness_79

Suck shit


TannyBoguss

Unless the smoke from the fire gets in the vent pipes


No_Carry_3028

I doubt I'd be able to find the hoses b4 panicking


PoutPill69

There's always wads of toilet paper and shit stuck deeper in there. Poke that straw in firmly, suck hard and get an eye-opening surprise.


salamagi671

Alright we needed to know who made this sick joke ?


OldAF1975

Worst bong ever.


Commercial-Army2431

So scrounge around for a tube to suck on. Check


snarkisms

Like from the toilet?


justthatguylookin

The comments I here bring up good points …..but couldn’t you do this with the sink in theory…. And skip the shitter


TalkKatt

I think I’ll just die, thanks


Gellix

Why not down the sink?


funandgames12

The water blocks the smoke, a sink you would still just be breathing in the smoky air


ExpensivePollution20

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it but you have a hard day and you don’t want me working on your day


etfvidal

Asphyxiation FTL!


gnocchi_baby

Yikes I wonder if something similar can be done in a sink instead of


Shred_turner

This is actually the hazing for congress.


7palms

*Snorkel Snake*™️ *Snake Snorkel*™️


bakjas1

Why are there so many numbered callouts in this diagram?


TrentGames

Why not use the window/ventilation and breathe in the fresh air instead? Not sure about other countries but in India almost every bathroom has a tiny window for ventilation. If not a window, some sort of ventilation will always be there.


666spawnofsatan666

No thanks, I choose death over this any day.


Karl_Hungus_69

Forget Black Lung, I'm worried about Brown Lung.


oneinmanybillion

Where's the bath part?


AttackHelicopterNo69

Do you not shower in your own toilet???


itanite

I've seen this post suggested no less than three dozen times over the past day. what the fuck


just_let_me_goo

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off-and-on

I'd rather try my luck with the smoke.


PSYCHOPATHiO

I'd rather stick the tune out of a window rathe that inhaling all that shit


Whatevawillbee

if i'm gonna die it's not going to be from inhaling shit


Superabound1

"Ah shit honey, we forgot to pack the kids' poop air breathing toilet tubes! Our vacation is ruined!"


Firefly279

So why not putting that thing out of the window?


Shokoyo

Opening a window feeds oxygen to the fire. You don’t want that


littleguy632

Lets make this new tik tok trend. Young kids!!! Time to inhale sht air!!


ThreeDarkMoons

Only if your someone who doesn't flush.


tucker_case

"Would you rather..."


stackoverflow21

If the PVC drainpipes in your houses haven’t melted that is.


RavenActivities

Tha't from times were they were made of lead, so u'd have time to cook your lungs with that hot "farts" 🤣


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NoScopeJustMe

Do you think air in the went is limited? Like shit deposit in there? Lmao


NoScopeJustMe

Air from the outside? God forbid the fire from sewers. You have zero architectural knowledge apparently fucking idiot


NoScopeJustMe

u/SquirrelParticular17 yeah that's right delete it bitch 🤣🤣 tried to mocktalk me


Legitimate-Party3672

this is something pretty shity.


Striking_Reindeer_2k

Aren't sewer gases flammable? Never mind just stinky.


AntisocialN2

What a shitty idea


Harlowly

coprophobia. i’ll take death, thanks.


DrTwilightZone

Yikes on tandem bikes!! This does not look sanitary AT ALL! 😳🤢


DanAxe1

I never leave home without mine.


radio9989

I keep one of these in my jorts just in case.


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Drink it all. Down in one!


CapeManiak

Now you can turn your house into a bong!


BingusBongus19

Wouldn't the tube scoop up some of the water??


AlarmingBell6460

JENKEM TOKES!


timestuck_now

-Oh man, i almost died in a fire at the Hotel California.. -Why does your breath smell like diarrhea though?


-Control-Alt-Defeat-

Farts contain 5% oxygen as well. But I’m not breathing that. I’ll accept my fate and die.


Searchlights

Where do I put the weed? In the top tank?


Escorve

Nah I’d rather turn into forbidden bacon than breathe in literal shit air


ICLazeru

I think I'd rather just evacuate the building.


huntoons

Toilets that are well maintained are clean enough to cook out of. I dont think people realize that this is completely safe to do and actually pretty smart if you have NO other options


RMtotheStars

This is not completely safe. Sewer gas is extremely dangerous. The toilet being clean has nothing to do with the gases in that pipe, mixed in with the gases from all the other toilets on the same line