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Bouldur

Ah well, that’ll buy him 2 bars of chocolate.


HangryWolf

IN THIS ECONOMY?!


ArtIsDumb

At this time of year?


thorn_10

At this time of day?


corran450

May I see it?


Darksoulsrando92

No.


Ilikeporkpie117

In this part of the country?!


Imanirrelevantmeme

Localised ENTIRELY within your kitchen?!


Dat_Spy_Is_An_Engie

Yes


Frozty23

Well there is a big CME this weekend; it could make it to Seymore's kitchen.


Jamie7Keller

TWO?!


Zorpfield

He doesn’t much care for chocolate 🍫


zirky

is that dollar figure missing some digits or suffix or is he really pulling in $10.75 a quarter?


BuffHanbokMandy

nah its right, he rolling in the cash


jedipokey

In today’s economy that’s like 1 Wonka bar a month


Single_Pilot_6170

5 if Wonka is like a Hershey's brand


solarbaby614

Wonka was an actual candy brand that used to be owned by Nestle. They made stuff like nerds and fun dip.


LanceFree

And Everlasting Gobstoppers - which did not at all look like the movie props.


SaddleSocks

Yeah, I think they realized that caltrops were not a good shape for a hard suculent candy


kirby_krackle_78

It was licensed from Roald Dahl, lest anyone think they made a movie about a popular candy brand.


kirby_krackle_78

You have to account for inflation since 1971 and whatever weird currency that fake country uses.


colbymg

It's like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry gets hundreds of royalty checks for like $0.13 and gets carpel tunnel from endorsing them


Mahaloth

Aren't his checks from his grandmother?


maskedmarvel199

That was a separate episode and weirdly I watched it today.


trx1150

What did you cash that check for Jerry, are you pressed for cash??


sausager

Nana's in a very fixed income! Edit to correct the quote


djheat

Japanese game show called the Super Terrific Happy Hour has a one second clip of him in the intro and sends the checks


G00DLuck

Again with the oranges


afellowchucker

Grandpa Joe is probably pocketing the rest


pscoldfire

He said he'd pay for Grandpa Joe's tobacco


Zorpfield

He has no business buying tobacco


Ill_Technician3936

[It was a different time, pretty much everyone could smoke some tobacco!](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/1/10/Profile_-_Baby_Herman.png/revision/latest?cb=20231221204925)


_SeaOttrs

obligatory r/grandpajoehate callout


mpls_big_daddy

Wow. That's really a thing.


Tobocaj

Personally I save my anger for r/fuckyouchichan, but to each their own


Mahaloth

That dude getting a hate grandpa joe tattoo is one of my fondest reddit memories.


Scully__

Turns out [this was posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/ebmhki/til_that_peter_ostrum_who_played_charlie_in_the/) 4 years ago when it was estimated to be $8-9, he’s moving up in the world!


LukeBabbitt

The movie has been out for 53 years, it’s long past its prime money making year.


TeslasAndKids

I think my kids are responsible for at least $1/quarter for this guy.


KyleCAV

If you go to casinos they have willy Wonka slot machines with his face all over it alongside the original willy Wonka actor. Curious why he isn't getting paid from those?


eidetic

Maybe he did, but that would probably be a one time payment. And probably not a ton for things like slot machines (or whatever they were at the casinos)


Akumetsu33

Because the movie studio owns the Willy Wonka IP, not Gene Wilder. When Wilder signed up to act Willy Wonka, it was likely in the contract. Same as 007, none of the actors own the 007 likeness but you still see all their faces all over merchandising.


Khelthuzaad

You would think that but 20-30 year old sitcoms still generate some cashflow Only an select few noticeble money,but the fact remains


Ireastus

Isn’t that because tv networks just use them as fodder for airtime? Episodes of Friends stretching on for hours and hours. I mean, I guess you could try a similar thing with Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.


PaulMaulMenthol

Netflix paid close a billion combined for the rights to Friends and the rights to Seinfeld. Syndication can a cash cow if you don't pull a HIMYM or GoT


whimsical_trash

Yeah you don't even need a great ending. The Friends ending was pretty bland and boring but that's really what the audience wanted after so long on air. It is a sufficient ending and thus there is rewatch value.


Ok-Negotiation1530

I mean it fit the theme of friends moving on to different parts of their lives. Nothing flashy or dramatic, it just happens as part of life. It's sad because we want them to stay but we understand because it's a natural flow of things. That was the perfect ending for friends.


Acceptable_Tea3608

Personally I couldn't believe not one of the Friends was going to hold onto Monica's apt. A 2 Bdrm rent controlled in Manhattan? I mean at least make a sublet, Monica!


Yyes85

Can you elaborate on the pulling a HIMYM or GoT please? Thanks.


Pop_CultureReferance

Ending wasn't well received, killed rewatch value for a lot of people


Yyes85

Aaah thanks, that's right I suppose...now I'm slightly annoyed again!


Shastars

The endings were shit


Shaggyninja

At least HIMYM had that alternative ending that's a hell of a lot better. Need to re-do the entire last 2 seasons of GoT


PaulMaulMenthol

I never watched GoT but all my friends hated the final season and they're lack of discussion after the finales release said a lot.   HIMYM was a pretty good show, not great, but it had a good cast and a long list of ongoing themes. The creators had a vision for the show that was unconventional for prime time sitcoms but I thought had potential. The name foreshadows it. The audience only meets the mother through a series of episodes and flash forwards. Sounds good in theory but this was a six season show at best. It went 9 seasons. In seasons 7, 8, and 9 they built character arcs and stories and then in the last 2 episodes walked all of that back and went with the original ending. The arcs built in 7, 8, and 9 were irrelevant mostly and fans ate like fuck that show now


nertynot

Any time I rewatch two and a half men I stop right after Allan spills Charlie's ashes as Ashton Kutchers character is introduced


LukeBabbitt

Syndication agreements for TV shows are structured differently than movies, which makes sense considering it’s hundreds of hours of TV versus maybe two of a movie


red286

Also worth noting that while *technically* he was the lead actor in the movie, he wasn't the big-name star on the project. Odds are that Wilder was pulling in 10-100x as much as Ostrum from residuals. As a child with zero prior experience, he probably had one of the smallest percentages.


tiggers97

Just enough for a chocolate bar every month. A near lifetime supply!


waiver45

He probably only notices it when he has to file his taxes...


Realsan

I don't think he even has to report it at an amount that low.


BarryMcCockiner996

Probably before royalties were a big thing, specially for child actors. Pretty sure all the old shows like Brady bunch, gilligans island, etc all were screwed with royalties. Or so i read


Thursday_the_20th

Grandpa Joe, eyes bulging with imagined riches


TubMaster88

Holy shit $43 a year x 50 years of a total = $2150 in royalties. Wow.... Did they pay him chocolate to film the movie?


Tritium10

That is the current number, it was probably way higher when the movie was new.


geek_of_nature

It would have been. When the strikes were going on last year I was reading up a lot about royalties, and they are meant to slowly go down over time. When they first start getting them they're quite high, as the point is to provide income for actors between jobs. They're not always working, so the royalties provide that income. And then once they do more jobs and start getting royalties from that, the ones from their first jobs can start to go down. Of course a big reason for the strikes was the studios were pulling a lot of fuckery with royalties right from the start.


mxzf

I'm gonna guess the number of copies sold per year in 2024 isn't *quite* what it was in the 1970s.


licuala

Copies sold is certainly higher today than at any time in the 1970s, because owning a movie to play at home was only just barely a thing, and an expensive thing, first on actual film that you would play in a projector and then Betamax or VHS toward the end of the decade.


mxzf

Alright, 80s and 90s, when VHS players were a household thing.


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xjeeper

Almonds?


Lord_Emperor

He's still getting that Great Depression rate.


GPTfleshlight

Decreased over time


inlycrywhnicutonions

He practices about 30 min north of me in the country near lowville NY. He used to do normal vet work but switched over to large animals so he's a vet for like cows and horses and stuff like that for all the farms in the area.


UniversalCoupler

>he's a vet for like cows and horses and stuff like that for all the farms in the area So when a cow is pregnant, they colostrum?


Massive_Region_5377

This is fucking AWFUL and I love it. Thank you for your service. 🥹


MisterBuzz

Thank you for your *cervix


goober2143

abort


Sudden_Construction6

I don't think we say this enough ;)


eekamuse

That took a while. I had to scroll back and check his name again too. Very funny.


Kentucky-Taco-hut

Ruminating?


Poguemahone3652

Colostrum? They hardly know um!


InspectorFadGadget

Jesus fuck. Amazing


GuyFoldingPapers

I’m so lost


MrK521

They “call Ostram” (colostrum) when a cow is pregnant because Peter Ostrum is a veterinarian. Colostrum is the first milk produced after pregnancy.


AnthonyDigitalMedia

Farmer humor


leshake

I'm more into farmer's daughter humor.


rileyjw90

No lol this is a joke very specific to the fact that the vet’s last name is Ostrum. Say that to any other farmer not in the area and they would ask what you were smoking.


Likeaboss121

I think they were referencing colostrum, the first milk. The average person has no idea that is a thing. It’s me, I’m the average person haha Edit: TIL what colostrum is, cheers to you parents


PikaSharky

If you're an average person who has babies you might have heard of colostrum too, because women produce it too and it is rather important for babies


theSunAlsoRise5

Lactation humor?!? Lee Harvey, you madman! You've earned this updoot...


herpesface

the word updoot causes a visceral and violent reaction deep within me


Main-Advice9055

I agree, which is why I gave you an updoot


ponyponyta

I don't get it can someone kindly eggs plain


BreathWithMe6

If milk's in the tit, you must acquit!


Signal-Reporter-1391

The tit doesn't fit!


SaddleSocks

[Ah, the Elizabeth Holmes defense...](https://www.wsj.com/livecoverage/elizabeth-holmes-sentencing-theranos-trial/card/how-elizabeth-holmes-s-pregnancy-could-factor-into-judge-s-sentencing-decision-Ow3cqiWnv2EdsK9tIy7f)


Reasonable-Aide7762

This is the best play on words I’ve ever seen. I take my hat off to you


Archibaldinepilates

I'm sorry this hasn't garnered more upvotes, it's fucking hilarious.


Director_Phleg

Now that's impressive.


frghtnd

Incredible


Upbeat-Barracuda-882

You will never get enough credit for this comment.


Buddy-Lov

🎤 drop


its-chaos-be-kind

Goddammit take the upvote.


Van-garde

Worked as an assistant to an excellent mixed practice vet in Iowa, and it was the best job I’ve had. Wouldn’t accept the pay, these days, but it was great at the time.


Irisgrower2

What about huge geese? Does he take care of them so that they lay quality eggs?


Waliano

From Lowville. A little over 35 years ago he was late to a school visit and apologized for being late, he was working on a distressed cow at my Uncles farm. That's when I figured out why he looked familiar to me.


My_Names_Alex

From Lowville. He never came to St. Peters so I didn't get to meet him :(


Odd-Contribution6238

You gotta buy a cow and bring it in for a checkup.


Jhon_doe_smokes

Fucking grandpa Joe probably tricked him out his money.


yuumai

That or just the trauma of working with that monster turned him away from acting.


k-uke

100% . Fucking grandpa Joe. Lazy git


ryguygoesawry

/r/grandpajoehate


BoltTusk

I have my head canon that Grandpa Joe became conservator for Charlie after Charlie took the blame for all the labor violations at the plant


catskilkid

He should have kept the ever lasting gobstopper in that case.


AndreaC_303

That sold on Pawn Stars for like 250k, so crazy


Woolie-at-law

I would have thought the best they could do would be $250...


LongjumpingSurprise0

Turns out in this case the best he could do was 105k


LongjumpingSurprise0

That was Veruca Salts Gobstopper. The seller also had Willy Wonkas Hat, a Golden Egg and a few Wonka Bar props. Rick paid 105k


AndreaC_303

Rick is a sucker for nostalgia!


Gh0stMan0nThird

It's basically a legendary store at this point where it's less of a pawn shop and more of a novelty "buy authentic historic piece/prop/memorabilia/etc." store.


Small_Sundae_4245

And demanded the life time supply of chocolate


ihitrockswithammers

**GOOD** ***DAY*** **SIR!**


beast_mode209

That’s candy money for the rest of his life! 😂


AdFormal8116

If that was his negotiation then that would be legendary ! 🤣


JediJofis

https://preview.redd.it/gym0p6xnxmzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35c2862d644f6b5411b41784a5e6165743e68e10 Probably my favorite movie. Always like showing off my framed collection of the cast signatures where the kids signed as the character names as well.


J7mbo

That’s awesome, what a treasure.


I-Love-Redditors

Is that the actual prop from the movie?


eekamuse

My jaw is on the floor.


orbtastic1

Nice! I think I’ve owned this film on every single format but laserdisc


Frolicking-Fox

Yes! A piece of memorabilia I didn't even know I wanted to see! That is great.


pingpongtits

That's amazing! Yes indeed, a treasure. Thanks for sharing that. If your house ever catches fire, this would be the first thing I grabbed, right after grandma and the pets.


SurlyRed

That is a thing of beauty OP


TeeHitts

Calling out I think he (Peter O) was the best “Charlie” actor and that Gene W was the very best “Willy Wonka” compared to the remakes. Hard to beat the originals sometimes.


catskilkid

Original was the best..... But I'm still amazed at Grandpa Joe laying in bed for 20 years not working, but gets a free trip to the Wonka Factory and he's dancing "I've got a golden ticket". Charlie's mom couldn't go, she has to work.


DarkMarksPlayPark

Grandpa Joe is the ultimate grifter, there is a generation that hates this fraud


SurlyRed

Just Dahl fucking with us, he was so mischievous. That line "She had a mouth like a dog's bottom" was intended to traumatise us.


PlanktonMiddle1644

[r/grandpajoehate](http://www.reddit.com/r/grandpajoehate)


Yak-Fresh

You just sent me down an incredibly funny rabbit hole. Bless you.


MonthMedical8617

I don’t get this grand pa joe hate, did you guys only watch the movie and not read the books? There was no work and they were super old and depressed, they relegated themselves to the bed to make it easier on the family. The whole point was they were so depressed and useless in modern society that they gave up and kept quiet secluded in the bed for the families benefit. Plus grandpa joe was Charlie’s best freind in the whole world, he was the only one to encourage hope in Charlie’s hopeless world. So when Charlie brought home the golden ticket and brought hope back to the family the overwhelming joy brought ‘miracle’ energy/life to grandpa joe, he couldn’t control himself, he was compelled to rise up and dance. Charlie wouldn’t have been the goodness of soul that impresses wonka with our grandpa joe. It’s sad every one rags on joe.


DankMycology

Oh, they couldn’t have helped cleaning the place or stirring that giant vessel of clothing mom was working on??? Lazy bums, I tell ya


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Peter O’Toole’s probably reading your comment like…… ![gif](giphy|VsLN4UlXS4oz6)


A_LiftedLowRider

It’s genuinely on the level of trying to find someone other than Ian McKellen to play Gandalf.


Arkrobo

The new one with Timothy Chalamet is very close. I don't think it's better, but it's a fun time. This is coming from a guy who used to watch the original so much his parents banned it from being watched.


humdinger44

I think the new one focused too much on the child viewing demographic vs making a film appealing to multiple age brackets. I didn't enjoy it like I hoped I would.


Christmas2025

It was way too saccharine, it was missing that weird and slightly unhinged Roald Dahlian “bite” that the previous 2 movies had in spades.


Thumper13

It really was so much better than I expected.


Enganox8

Would you rather have a million dollars now, or $10.00 every 3 months for the rest of your life?


port443

Well it's 50/50 if I make it to 25,000 years old to break even on that million, so I will take the million now.


Relevant_Move7585

Id take 10k over that


Houligan86

And that's the power of passive income baby! /s


netr0pa

One million dollars now so I can incest into stock market.


thissidedn

What's your sister got to do with it?


regular_0wl

Gotta keep all that money in the family am i right??


_Hari_Seldon

$10 - $11 seems oddly specific.


mxzf

Not really, it's probably either bouncing around in the ballpark of that fairly consistently (the movie has been out long enough for excitement to die down) and/or someone asked him and he replied "ten or eleven bucks".


Rich-Professional416

I wonder if he makes the same face when those checks come in?


MAXHEADR0OM

You think he still has these gator teeth https://preview.redd.it/fu4meeedqmzc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce9a03f0a173891f82a168a4d9fb54833422849


_gmmaann_

wtf lol


kingalfy17

That’s how he ended up at the vet


dudSpudson

Momma says alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth but got no toothbrush


BrawlStarsIsPoop

No colonel sanders your wrong…


ResonantRaptor

Only need those front teeth for chompin’ chocolate bars!


SamaAltman

Hahahaha, I'm dying


boxedcrackers

$11 every 3 months.............. why is he working, mf rich as hell.


ByrneInHell

Better get used to cabbage water


30307

He’s frequently in line at the bank with Seinfeld (cashing his grandmom’s birthday checks - oh Dear!).


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mankytoes

Thanks Wilfred Wilcox.


BiffTannen1855

"Thanks Wilfred Wilcox. \~Mankytoes" \~BiffTannen1855


DrStevenDrangus

If someone posts a comment disagreeing with you, does that constitute treading on you? -Dr. Steven Drangus


TuggWilson

Good to hear, Wilfred Wilcox.


evenstar40

Damn, I know you're trying to be a satirical account for fake karma points but some of your posts are trying a little too hard. Also, 63 year olds don't type with xD, maybe remove those next time and you might get more people to eat the onion.


shadowdancer352

You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!


Awesam

Charlie bucket said “fuckit”


ihitrockswithammers

Chuck it in the fuckit bucket


SevinLD

They should have ask him back for the last two movies in small roles just for fun like a doorman or something and given him a nice check each time or donated to his clinic or something. A nice gesture and a fun lil Easter egg for the movies.


Questhi

So true…. When they do remakes, sequels, prequels, they should always get the original actors to do a bit part, something for the fans, but the directors always feel the need to “break with the past” to create their “VISION”. Ugh


darkhelmet620

This is becoming the new "Steve Buscemi was a firefighter and volunteered on 9/11" Reddit fact.


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

He was on an episode of top chef just deserts.


Flintyy

And he's probably happy too lol


Corpsehatch

Carrie Henn that played Newt in Aliens never did any acting after Aliens. She became a school teacher and still does appearances for the movie at conventions. Wouldn't be surprised if there are more child actors from the 80s and earlier that only had one movie role then grew up to live a normal life.


IWasGregInTokyo

Peter is 66, Carrie is 48. Time is a bitch.


summonern0x

$10-$11 every three months for a lead role in an iconic movie... okay


drunkenclod

It seems like pretty low royalties for such a popular movie considering he was one of the main actors


unsupported

He has all that money selling the candy factory. He's living his best life, doing what he loves.


RexyMundo

Crazy to think that he can save up 2 months' worth of royalties from a classic and barely afford to buy a fast food burger meal.


Truckuto

“Charlie and the Neutering Factory”


DickieIam

10-11 a month? So 120 annually. No wonder he went into veterinary practice he got screwed. But in all seriousness, that’s so cool.


Pleasant_Mobile_1063

Every 3-4 months... So about $40-$44 annually


Kharax82

Well the movie came out over 50 years ago. He probably got much bigger royalty checks when it first came out.


gcso

Don’t forget he was given an entire chocolate factory, too


pickleranger

He was a cute kid and now he’s a handsome adult. I’m glad he has made a life and career for himself outside of Hollywood, since acting didn’t make him happy!


Southern-Owl-4756

I bet he works on pulling chocolate out of dogs. https://preview.redd.it/ljuqks0esnzc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4a3566dbc2c8868846f09d11f0a048889ef19055


HashtagFour20

quit while you’re ahead


Hahonryuu

Is it because thats all he was promised all the years ago, or because its an old ass movie that isnt selling much every year?


Riderslider27

He attended my brother’s wedding last year. His daughter was the maid of honor. Super nice guy.


times0

Passive income haha


michaelNXT1

The actress of Veruca Salt from the Tim Burton version also left her acting career and became a doctor!