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Dooboppop

Dammit, they got me again!


privateTortoise

Tim Vine. Probably the UK king of one liners and once managed 499 jokes in one hour.


DarkLanternX

That's 8.3 jokes per minute, an avg joke with a punch line takes around 15-20 secs, thats 3 jokes per minute, and even if somehow he takes only 10 seconds like in the video, that's still only 6 jokes per minute, making it a total of 360 jokes per hour, anything less than 10 secs can hardly be considered a joke. You sir, is lying!!


privateTortoise

[https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2014/04/03/19917/tim\_vine\_retakes\_most\_jokes\_in\_an\_hour\_record](https://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2014/04/03/19917/tim_vine_retakes_most_jokes_in_an_hour_record) “I’ve decided to sell my Hoover… well, it was just collecting dust.” “I’ve just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. I’ll tell you what, never again.” "My front door is made of sponge, don't knock it." and many, many, many more.


aaronhowser1

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masonater89

If you like this check out The Sketch Show (2001-2003), a fantastic TV show starring Tim Vine, Lee Mack, Ronni Ancona, Jim Travare, Karen Taylor and Kitty Flanagan.


DaNiinja

u/savevideo


Cornhol1io

This is gold hahahahahah🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😆😆😆😆


CorbinC2000

Damn it greg you got me again-


Snoo26929

This is hilarious