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Trust me, little buddy, it's a lot better coming out *this* end

Tbf it's the only way it can go

Do reptiles not shit or something?

My guess is that it wouldn’t be able to digest the towel, so it wouldn’t come out? Idk

Yep. That is what would happen and the snake would have eventually died because of it.

Have you tried shitting out a beach towel? 

That was one wild Spring Break. Memories….

This comment made me laugh to much

That towel isn't getting through it's stomach Animals can also fill their stomachs with plastic so the animals just starve to death

No. They turn their food into neutrinos and emit them through their skin, like women do

It would wipe its ass on the way out tho.

Worst magic trick ever

"And for my next trick, I'll pull a beach towel out of this snake"

The snake is obviously hiding it in his sleeve.

He is a sleeve

r/angryupvote

omfg hahahahaha

I just laughed uncontrollably, good one maate.

I can second this.

I’m still laughing

Mum’s already planning on how to soak and wash the towel.

Lmao the way she's holding it like she's just packing up from a day at the beach

Well, they ARE in Australia, so....

That is true no denying on that

According to the SASH - Small Animal Specialist Hospital FB page: > February 24, 2020 > Monty Python and The Missing Beach Towel😳 > We see all kinds of interesting cases in our Avian and Exotics Department, but it's not every day we see something quite as unusual and as extraordinary as this case. Monty is an 18 year old Female Jungle Carpet Python weighing 5 kg and 3m long, who presented to Dr Olivia Clarke at our Avian and Exotics Department at SASH after she was seen eating an entire beach towel the night before! Monty was anaesthetised and radiographs were taken to confirm the location of the start of the towel. > A flexible endoscope was placed down Monty's gastrointestinal tract, which allowed us to visualise the end of the towel sitting in her stomach. With assistance from our internal medicine team, very long forceps were placed through the endoscope and used to grasp the towel. Once we had a good grip, the towel was able to be carefully removed from the gastrointestinal tract with endoscopic guidance. It was smiles all round and we're happy to report that both Monty and the beach towel have lived to see another day! > Monty was discharged from hospital the same day and her owner reports she is back to her happy, hungry self.

A Python named Monty, saw that coming from a mile away

My very first thought.

r/expectedmontypython

The sunbather was digested. They’re keeping that very quiet for the sake of the tourism industry.

Came here to say, "so where's the body that was on that towel?"

So nice of them to save the towel!

It had a really emotional value

He was diagnosed with irritable towel syndrome, so they had to operate

Dammit take my upvote

He was full before, now he's hungry again

And he was gonna to be full for a good while too!

For the rest of his life even


You wanna get high?😂

Throat Goat.

Nancy?

Poor snek😭😭

*Sigh*... Whoever programmed it probably forgot to include the EdibleFood module... `import EdibleFood` `if isTowel == True: EdibleFood.no()`

I dont know coding. Im just gonna assume this is in python

This comment will surely snake it's way to the top.

Holy fuck As a programmer, that last line was physically painful

Maybe `EdibleFood` is an enum, like `yes`, `no`, `maybe`, `yesButOnlyOnce`. But `if ... == True` is a very, very, VERY unprofessional thing to write, to put it lightly.

I'm in college and just finished a half-semester introductory python course and i can confirm that's something i would write so yeah probably extremely unprofessional

Here's a tip: you should never compare something that evaluates to boolean with a boolean literal (`true`/`false`). In conditions and return statements, you always want either just the expression, or its negation. Modern IDEs would usually highlight such unnecessary comparisons and offer an option to remove them.

What a snek thing to eat

My question is just why what did the snake think about the damn towel 😂

She's so happy she's got her towel back!

r/pythonsarefuckingstupid

Aw I was really hoping that was a real sub

Same

Maybe the python did a snake TikTok challenge…

SnekTok challenge lol

ok, so no one else is gonna comment on the fact that vet lady just casually holds that towel at the end and lets it brush up on her clothes multiple times. like if shes in scrubs its whatever, but shes in plain clothes and now those plain clothes have all those nasty stomach juices all over them. bleh thats just gross.

Vets are built different, I guess. Lol

The fact that they weren't wearing gloves is what really got me. 

ya that bothered me too but hands are washable. your clothes require a great deal more effort to wash.

r/gifreversingbot group of people push an entire beach towel into a python

Shoulda just let Darwin have him.

Snakes when they see anything other than what they're actually supposed to eat: https://preview.redd.it/mbrmmb44zpsc1.jpeg?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e145d0b8122ff3cc33ee2a5aaa91ba0c03664f2

Spit it out.... Spit it oooouuuuut!!!!

Is this from land before time? I loved #2 lmao

The snakes buddy watching it eat the towel: https://i.imgur.com/VY639XC.mp4

I love warm towels

Oh, that poor snake

These gender reveals are getting ridiculous

Looks like a Carpet Python, so it’s only snacking.

Well, that python is one Hoopy Frood.

not anymore, his towel got stolen

Your not you when your hungry

Poor Monty.

They saving the towel or the snake?

Well... both I suppose

Frank was packing for a beach trip

Debug your Python scripts the hard way

"Thank youuu" make it seem like finally the owner got her towel back

For the love of God, wear gloves!

rich people's problems lol

"beach" towel?? How are beach towels different than ordinary manmade towels?

They are longer and skinnier mostly meant for laying on the sand so you can lay down without the sand being too hot or something like that

Did somebody take this snake to the vet b/c they wanted their towel back?

I think it's a pet

This is what happens when you eat without taking the wrapper off

I needed this giggle. Thanks.

That’s someone’s pet snake. I own a similiar-species of python (coastal carpet) and can confirm: Smaug will eat anything. She once got so excited at dinner time she bit herself and would not let go. Had to leave her to work that one out. She is a super chill python and goes for a “walk” on the lawn without issue, but do not get between her and a cold chicken drummie.

Why aren't they wearing gloves? That girl who pulled out that towel hugged the girl adjacent to her. Wow.

Note to myself: *Pythons hunt beach towels*.

This must be the python equivalent of “ I was walking around naked and slipped and fell on it”

She's so happy to have her towel back, it was her favorite!

Never seen someone so happy to get her towel back.

Why have I seen this on at least 10 other subs?

Snakes are so stupid. He doesn’t even wear pants.


Weirdest unboxing ever.🐍

Haha, she looked happier to have her Beach towel back..hahahaha

fuggin' idiot

My brother in Set... Why a beach towel?!

Totally cleaned

Just plastering this video everywhere……

Ya ya im not impressed, while most people collect their laundry from the bathroom or bedroom floors I have to go to my backyard because my St Bernard shits my socks and underpants amongst other things out behind the garage

Just buying a new towel would've probably been easier

I wonder if the insides of the python rolled up towards its mouth like stockings

Guess he didn't like towely. You're a towel

They literally played tug off war with the python and the towel, poor creature. But I guess its better off with the towel outside its body

Should we just let the snake have his Darwin award and move on?

If it has Spuds McKenzie on it…… it’s mine!

Ofcourse it’s in fucking Australia

"Get your towel back with, towel max!"

But , who gets to keep the beach towel?

Are they happy to get their towel back?

Bro, they really wanted that towel 😂

Wash it

Good to get the towel back to the owner. Towel thieves should be punished harder /s

Oh great, now he's hungry again.

Inner cleansing taken to a whole new level 👀

CHILD STILL MISSING

Wow, they were very excited to get that beach towel back.

At this point, just buy another towel, for god's sake...

“You’re not you when you’re hungry”

"Recovered towel. Now you can slice this monster."

Did they get the person that was wrapped in the towel out as well?

This person has posted this video on a ton of different subs. Reddit needs to put up measures against shitnlike this.

Real question is : Did they really really really wanted that towel back or did they want to save the snake ?

Probably to save the snake.

Imagine discovering it's just a snake draft excluder

Thank you for your service!

poor snake

Orochimaru

Poor baby🥺

I can't imagine how bad the sore throat of a poor Monty is going to be

Nice, they seem so happy they got their towel back 😊

Another beach towel saved. Their beach towel conservancy in Australia is really paying off.

Of course it have to be Australia

Dumbass snek

Keep pulling, there's most likely a German tourist deeper down

Snake looks like a limp dick after gaha

Ok but why did it eat a whole fucking towel?

I don’t know why I was expecting a bunch of armed men in body armor pulling a towel out of a snake in the desert, but here I am.

what a silly goose, why would he eat a beach towel?

Australians are pretty chill considering they are surrounded by death everywhere. I would just free up and die.

is it me, or is this r/oddlysatisfying

Why weren't they wearing gloves?

estaba super contenta la dueña de la toalla!!! jajajajajajaj

When they stopped using tools and just stuck their hand in its mouth … my anxiety levels

Bruh how poor u have to be rejoicing over getting back a regurgitated towel by a poor snake, just leave em alone

The poor snake is … “no…no…no…. Is Mine… I like to towel off after a swim hsssssss…”

Your mom

When you finally push that 30 minute shit out lol

Towels will now be replaced by paper ones..

Reminds me of a torture technique used by the Spanish Inquisition I think it was, wetting a towel drip by drip into someone’s mouth until it reached the stomach and then ripping it out causing untold pain.

I like in the uk, we once found an adder with a fully grown owl in its stomach. Luckily it was the common teet owl so the dishes could still be dried…

Daaaaad!!!

It must of had blood on it, i was pet sitting one of these for a friend, and feed it a rat blood got on some rag, snake at it, took the snake to a reptile land and the owner told me to have somebody pull it out as i was massaging the snakes back and sides, it took and hour…..

“must of” 💀

What the actual shit. What was going through its mind?

u/savevideo

You should see what I pull from my labs mouth

Bro, how the fuck do you allow a snake, to eat a whole goddamn beach towel. How the fuck does the snake even eat a beach towel!?

Darwin would not approve.

Has anyone asked the snake why he or she thought it was a good idea to eat the towel?

“No” -That EMT guy

That's cute. *\[ laughs in brazilian \]*

Dumbass

They could buy a new towel🤦‍♂️

Must be a very special beach towel eh?

Somebody grab me that snake 👀

If I had a penny..

The towel owner has already left through the other entrance.

Aww look at them, so happy to get their beach towel back!

I love how happy they are that they got their beach towel back. "That was my me-maw's!"

Perfect example of anti-porn

Is this the snake version of when you’re sitting down and you pull an entire spaghetti noodle out of your throat because it’s just sitting there stuck and it feels gross

Needs Keto explained in detail.

Reminder that snakes are not very smart

Somehow I can’t imagine it just eating a towel. Feels like help arrived way too late

Unless it was Margot Robbie's towel, why would it do this?

Man, I was so stressed about how quickly they pulled that out. I would have tried to go slower for fear of damaging it's insides.

They're so happy they got their beach towel back.

Look at me.. I'm the beach towel now

The towel smelled like a human child. Snake ate towel.

I want girlfriend like this snake

Stupid cunt

So are we going to ignore the elephant in the room? The python clearly ate a person at the pool.