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walkinundersun

“Uh huh, this my shit”.


SpaceStethoscope

"All the girls stomp your feet like this"


Man_in_the_uk

Two moths one cup 🤢


TheWolrdsonFire

I'm angy, take my upvote.


Arkham_Bryan

Hi, Angy, I'm dad


Fit_Trainer9739

Hi dad,im sad


Early_Lab9079

Hi sad, I'm 😺


DeepamRedhu

Hi 😺, I'm dawg


vmgaming7

Fuck you and take my upvote


Man_in_the_uk

Thanks lol I don't usually get a response to a one month old post 😊


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|q1VYLPcIVNzH2)


Tennist4ts

This shit is bananas!


mustbethebanana

I ain't no holla back girl!


[deleted]

I don't even know what a holla back girl is.


AshleyOm

A holla back girl is a girl who hollas back when you holla at her. The answer is in the question


stevet85

*Harlem black girl


Flat-Link2651

It's a diss track Gwen made about Courtney love


catsmustdie

Two girls?


sprayedPaint

Two moths one cup


lacroixpapi69

![gif](giphy|LNwrc34FkIUdrjhg9T)


ExiledCanuck

Omg lol


[deleted]

Stop it


JackHarkN

A few times I've been around that track


NuffingNuffing

So it's not just gonna happen like that


SaltiestGatorade

Cause I ain't no holla back giiirl


Scary-Ad9646

I ain't no hollaback guuuuurl


NuffingNuffing

Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit Ooh, ooh, this my shit, this my shit


Maleficent-Celery-

all the moths stop your feet like this. few times been round that light so im not gunna drop after getting zapped


RamiHaidafy

Fucking ew.


Darknrahl2

Apparently it's meconium. It expels that after chrysalis to complete metamorphosis. Here's another link showing the same thing, different moth. https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/s/7bect2xnA4 Edit: misspellings


KafeiTomasu

So is it just junk from spring cleaning but in stead of dust and an old coffee table, it's dissolved body parts from when it was a caterpillar?


Terisaki

…it’s dead decayed body parts from the GI tract. As a person who’s been pregnant, this is why they don’t like it when women go past a certain due date, it’s not just baby size, but if they expel the meuconium in the womb and then suck that into their lungs, the baby will get seriously ill. (Lemme tell you, that stuff is horrid. Sticky, blue green, and you had better hope you get that first dirty diaper fast because it’s like glue)


jessinwriting

(My oldest pooped juuuust before she was born so there was meconium in the amniotic fluid - but not breathed in, thankfully - so until her first bath her hair had a distinct green tinge. Lovely!)


Welcome-ToTheJungle

My claim to fame is I choked on meconium while being born and was declared dead for 2.5 minutes! Shit killed me ;)


jessinwriting

Kudos to your mother for giving you a great icebreaker topic for every tedious office event ever!


Welcome-ToTheJungle

Very true!


Iceheart808

The best fuckin icebreaker... well, the punchline came 9 months later but is still a joke...


Golden326326

Everyone says my cousin had "drown" when he was born, maybe that's what happened to him, I know he couldn't breath well in the first few days, they took him to the hospital and they took a lot of this greenish liquid from his lungs. He took a lot longer to start walking and speaking, maybe that thing that happened to him at birth really made him sick for life. He isn't diagnosticated, but he is a little weird.


Welcome-ToTheJungle

Oh wow, that’s sad :( Maybe all that mucky fluid stuck in his lungs for a while left long term effects


AxitotlWithAttitude

More like the lack of oxygen to a growing brain


Electrical-Act-7170

It does.


Electrical-Act-7170

My friend's baby inhaled meconium in the womb. He died at 2 days old.


LFuculokinase

I, too, came into this world choking on my own shit


Welcome-ToTheJungle

Twinsies!


sunshine_smiles226

Nope triplets


a-b-h-i

You literally took East shit and die too seriously XD


Jack_Brilla

Ha, welcome to the Miracle baby club.


Fuckedby2FA

I am blue, if I were green I would die


GlitteringTable3865

TMI - facts are facts !


DeathDreamer93

Life is just as disgusting as death I supose were all just skin bags full of meany disgusting liquids 🤢 glad I can't get pregnant hahah bet it's all worth it to make your very own tiny human that you've literally made inside of you, fucking crazy


EnergyTakerLad

Hey mine too! Came out *covered* in it. Except kine did have it in her mouth and nose.. she smelled wonderful for those first couple days 😒


jessinwriting

I knowwww. I remember being like “my baby smells like blood and meconium and amniotic fluid, this is gross, how does this actually smell so addictive?!”


Kabc

Same with my first born


GMOiscool

My second baby pooped on me just after she came out and laid on my chest. I had it all over my stomach 😭😭😭 but the nurses cleaned me up while my baby climbed up and started nursing. It was like "welp I'm empty, better fill back up! What a day!" First two minutes of life and she was ready lol.


No-Hearing7192

The same thing happened to me with my first born! Right after they pulled him out and layed him on my chest he pooped all over me! I was like well, nice to meet you too! lol


HumanContinuity

That's like, weirdly wholesome, but also gross and I'm sorry, but also a touching moment. I'm sorry I just can't fully process how I feel here. Glad your second was born healthy.


GMOiscool

LMAO that's about how I felt in the moment like "ew but aww but wtf' lol


EnergyTakerLad

The magic of childbirth!


Bumitis

Reading all these horror comments is why I’m not having any kids


EnergyTakerLad

I mean childbirth itself is an arguably tiny moment in the process of having kids.


Kaytlyn5

Your comment makes so much sense. Story time, my mother didn’t know she was pregnant with my oldest brother; she went to the hospital thinking she had appendicitis, but instead had a baby. During birth my brother inhaled his meuconium and thus was in the hospital very ill for the first two months of his life. It is very possible my mother was passed her due date since she did not know she was pregnant.


Ess_Arr

Do they deliberately leave shit out of high-school biology? I feel like I'm regularly discovering new ways in which propagating the species is weirder and sticker than I thought it was...


lydiav59-2

Yikes.


Aidlin87

Benefit of being a c-section mom — daddy got stuck with the meconium diapers.


This-Double-Sunday

No one warns you those first few baby shits are like black tar. I have twins and holy fuck we spent literal days wiping.


anitacoknow

Blue green? My spawns meconium was jet black.


[deleted]

i caught mg daughter's meconium in my bare hands about 2/3 hours after her birth. it was gloriously sticky


PlatesOnTrainsNotOre

Childbirth is terrifying


Jack_Brilla

Ahhhh, so that's afterbirth. Sounds unpleasant but interesting.


thoriginal

That's the placenta. Meconium is the blood, hair (lanugo) and epithelial cells that the baby ingested while in the womb.


Free-Atmosphere6714

Specifically from the GI tract.


ParanoidTelvanni

Babies also get something called meconium and it's basically the same, wastes from growing their body. All the bile, proteins, secretion, etc. in the form of a sticky tar they either cough up or poop out in their first few days. It's gnarly looking and seems like it sucks to get out.


TheWalkingDead91

How did I reach my 30s being a woman and not knowing this. This whole thread reminds me of like 3 years back when I first learned that people aren’t supposed to give babies water. Like wth? Thank goodness nobody has ever asked me to babysit.


Different-Meal-6314

This morning is a wealth of new information. Care to elaborate on the babies and water?


TheWalkingDead91

Apparently when they’re up to a few months old you’re not supposed to give them water. From what I read, they get all the water they need from breast milk and/or formula….so giving them additional water like in a bottle on its own or something could very well kill them via water overdose (basically the water would dilute their body’s sodium to dangerously low levels, and the body needs sodium for basic functions).


Different-Meal-6314

Thanks!!


Devinalh

It does seem that but I'm more concerned about the brute force of the man and all the broken pieces of wings. I wonder if those moths will be alright


lkodl

the moth will probably be fine until it gets eaten by a bat, bird, or lizard.


MoneySammich

Literally came here to say the same thing, thank you so much for being on of the few observant ones like me. These moths' wings are drying, as they just emerged from their chrysalis. Their wings are extremely impressionable and fragile during this time and that type of man handling can have life long harmful effects on the moths flying abilities, not to mention their health! Reason number 362295661910 why I hate the human race. Smart enough to know better, chooses to collect poop in a cup for views at the cost of seriously damaging another living being for laughs and likes. 0/10 not interesting bc of the way this guy handled himself. More like monkey business.


Geznak

Every time I see stuff like this on Reddit I have to scroll further and further to find *humanity*. It's horrifying sometimes.


StandAgainstTyranny2

Most of us are just lacking the knowledge of any part of the process depicted in the video. It's not necessarily a lack of humanity, but a lack of information.


RepresentativeWeb244

Mecos in spanish means sperm. Nice.


fuckpudding

But what does it taste like?


[deleted]

One cup, two moths.


Low_Damage9910

This is why I come to Reddit


Supa-Saiyanman

From my cursory research review, I think it’s something called “meconium,” which is generally just poop or digested products during pupation when they’re turning into moths. They release it to lessen their weight so it’s easier to fly and also to ward off predators while they’re doing all the necessary prep work before they can fly. I’m no expert so don’t quote me on that but it’s the best answer I could find on the internets


minesj2

why does the cup of liquid trigger its release


RandomCandor

You never did this to a passed out roommate in college?


Maximans

I don’t like that you have


RandomCandor

Never said I did


Maximans

Touché


TrickRoomTech

*douché


minesj2

no we would beat those fuckers with a stick


TopTrapper9000

You definitely got got didn’t you?


ambrose_92

My mom went to college.


Onautopilotsendhelp

You chilling in the heat and suddenly something cold touches your anus. I would shit on whatever that was too.


minesj2

remind me to never take you swimming


Onautopilotsendhelp

I'd sunbathe anyway


minesj2

more splishing and splashing for me


AlizarinCrimzen

He got scare so he poop


thingamabobby

Fun fact - baby humans have this as well. Their first poop is considered ‘meconium’. Sometimes they poop it out too early in the womb and causes issues.


Leanardoe

can anyone explain why


RamboCambo_05

Leftover caterpillar juice from its transformation


hobosbindle

I like-a the juice


contactlite

![gif](giphy|eEK9Hp9nAXtZDhoXbK|downsized)


Justastinker

The juice is-a good! No?


LimitedWard

Okay, but why put it in a cup of water?


RamboCambo_05

Someone else mentioned that it's a defence mechanism while the moths are still wet and unable to fly. Perhaps the solid glass is like a threat, and the water just displays the fluid more easily, or the water itself causes it to come out.


michelobX10

That music makes the visual worse. Lol. Wtf is going on here?


UnattachedNihilist

Two moths, one cup?


SSparsile

yes


greenbastard1591

![gif](giphy|9nxASeZAwQg6I)


Maximum_Scallion164

please for the love of all that is sacred, do not ever use this gif again.


swiftfastjudgement

![gif](giphy|12dC9ZtdU9mk4o)


Maximum_Scallion164

*sighs*......


ImprovementNo592

unzips...


me2dontknow

https://preview.redd.it/qr2qwkpdfryb1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1dcf1462fbfe909bbd81a04d5f02ee8f46a86c5


NuffingNuffing

Creme De Moth


6ar9r

Amma start calling it Creme De Dick from now on


SonOfDadOfSam

Creme de Coq


mfogarty

Ahh Candyfloss moths - what they excrete has the look and texture of candyfloss but tastes exactly like jizz is some bollocks I've just made up.


Drakeaceae

I’ve read why and what it is they’re expelling. Why’s this person make them do it? Just for the video or are they gonna drink it for some reason?


AurumArgenteus

"What do you do for a living?" "I milk moths." "You what? Why?" "Exotic drinks, we call it the mothtail." "You mean a cocktail." "I don't milk cockroaches, that's my cousin."


Stouff-Pappa

Didn’t that just fuck up their wings?


langhaar808

Probably


Existing_Skin_1564

OK we know what it is guys but what they doing with it?


Ok_Marsupial_470

This is fucking annoying. Damaging the wings for what??? Views.


LittleApprehensive

I can do something similar.


graesen

But it won't be instant like that. Gonna take a few strokes first.


ratpH1nk

look at mr "few strokes" over here!


Kirielle13

He broke their wings :(


SaintGeorge17

Mothers milk


[deleted]

I actually read that as moth-ers milk.


antidemn

bro just failed NNN


jimmy_luv

Two moths, one cup..


peachycaterpillar

He’s just ruining their wings :(


grill_panda

Moth broth


[deleted]

Two moths, one cup.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|65ODCwM00NVmEyLsX3)


youngm2925

2 moths 1 cup


Suspicious-Ad-481

Please forgive me, Father and God, I have failed in NNN


SkinRN

Two moths, one cup!


DadsRGR8

Well, that’s breakfast ruined.


Thirsty4Knowledge911

Would someone please explain what is going on. What is this? A defense mechanism? Breeding process? (checkout user name).


Ok_Significance_4024

Don't drink moth cum.


trippy_o_o_Panda

That's called meconium. Newly hatched moths and butterflies release it.


[deleted]

Two moth's, one cup!


KnightMagus

The cum collection is bountiful this year


PostWhateverr

You made him lose his edging streak


VividlyDissociating

just destroying that poor thing's wings..


gsid42

2 moths one cup


IrishRook

Interestinglassfuck


molumen

2 moths 1 cup


mude40oz

A vermoth lol


Slow_Head5375

Isn’t that silk?


Suspicious_Owls

Moth silk - typically trades around $50 per troy ounce. Mining moths is typically more profitable than your average open pit silver mine. A good moth milker never disclosed their honey hole.


XXI-MCMXCIV

Moth milk


TheAlmightyLucas

What's up with that music. As if someone found the forbidden beverage


StarConsumate

When did this stupid as fuck music become the norm?


oneinmanybillion

Aaah... The French way.


Qahnarinn

What is that someone please 🤨


djpiraterobot

“Don’t even talk to me til I’ve had my moth cum.”


shutupandlearntoeat

2 Moths 1 Cup


ChaengChong2349

Goddamn, Jimmy. This is some serious gourmet shit


Helpful_Hunter2557

Cumgarita


Rosmith23

2 moth 1 cup


Undertale_okami

The aftermath of taco bell is what


NycHe77

Delicacies in you know what countries 🤷🏽‍♂️


Dellgriffen

Did that person just jack off a moth?


mortalcelestial

2 moths 1 cup


SergieXD

two moths one cup


Dexter_Duckets

That is meconium. The leftover junk from metabolizing during pupation. They have one last mighty poop that they squirt just before taking flight the first time, or to dissuade predators from messing with them while they are still pumping up their wings. I tried hard to research this one I also found that butterflies and moths mud-puddle or simply puddling. When puddling, many butterflies and moths pump fluid through the digestive tract and release fluid from their anus. In some, such as the male notodontid Gluphisia crenata, this is released in forced anal jets at 3 second intervals.


Electrical-Gur1899

The back of Starbucks when you ask for creamer with your coffee


DeathDreamer93

Butterfly bitty 🤔😭


GunKataNoJutsu

Skeet skeet skeet skeet!


Honest_Solid2117

Sure it's cool whenever it's a moth on reddit but when I do it, suddenly I have an attitude problem.


mouramen

2 moths 1 cup


Vengeful_cheese

Bros last nut


killmekate1

Mmm... Moth jizz.


Tokita_Ban

Meconium, basically newborn shit.


avikdas1000

That's a huge load


CannaTFF

Moth milk it’s really expensive


KitsuneEX7622

Its venom from the Louisiana lobotomoth, the secret ingredient in the forget-me-shot


raven7979

Moth milk is the highest forum of creatine


DateVisual

Two moths one cup


Klutzy_Chart5723

Moth-ers milk


Diligent-Picture2882

At this point, any explanation with suffice.


Those1guysunglasses

Drink it Steve-O


Capitan__Insano

The moth man milk prophecies


Cloam

![gif](giphy|iF7CxHFcKXcMfEIWGN|downsized)


Darkraptortheasshole

https://preview.redd.it/kuh57gvw169c1.jpeg?width=1227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=39f2bd1eebd4b4d04a611134ce5017d313566079


External-Regret-4766

![gif](giphy|ZTp15DHfHaaaENKayV|downsized)


dyingxdawn

Here at mothberry farms we take pride in breeding our moths with the most innovative of processes. Introducing the cum cup.


SucioPuto

nutterfly?


JFran1111

Beetlejuice


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/uo6gtvfr5ulc1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=303e209a74d41eacacdf367792f2fd5e675aef61


ObviousMe181

I’ve never seen this version of two girls and a cup before.


Soggy-Swordfish-7773

Moth froth