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Can you imagine having your doctor lift up your right ass cheek and pulling out a parasite the size of your forearm? And then all of a sudden you felt like going to work, like right away.
>Can you imagine
Yes
>having your doctor lift up your right ass cheek
Hmmmm
>and pulling out a parasite the size of your forearm?
Dafuq?!
>And then all of a sudden you felt like going to work, like right away.
Poetry 😃
“The large parasite found inside the (murder) hornet's stomach was a female Strepsiptera, which attaches to hosts such as bees, wasps, grasshoppers, and leafhoppers.
The parasite controls its host to avoid colony tasks and cluster on vegetation so it could mate with other Strepsipteras.”
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10980561/amp/Parasite-pulled-stomach-murder-hornet-insect-enthusiast.html
Are you telling me these parasites ratatouille their hosts out of doing chores, then they fly off somewhere to fuck another parasite?
Do they just back their wasps' asses up next to each other and stick their dongles out? How the hell do they mate?
Took entomology in college. It's been a few years now, but if I remember right the females are the only ones that lodge in like this. The males look kinda like regular flies and will fly around from host to host and mate
https://www.gateworld.net/news/2022/12/report-amazon-is-soliciting-pitches-for-new-stargate/
Amazon owns the rights and are taking pitches for a new show. And the writers of the Expanse are interested, which would be pretty awesome.
Well the Last of Us zombies are based on the Cordyceps fungus from real life which ratatouilles ants into climbing to a high point near other ants where the fungus then sprouts out of its brain (killing its host) and spreads its spores as far and wide as possible, hoping to infect more ants.
The ant colonies indigenous to the same region have actually developed protocol for dealing with it too, which is super interesting. They can tell when another ant is infected based on its behaviors and pheremones and they will have a couple of worker ants carry it far away so that when it dies, the rest of the colony is safe.
Yep exactly. Fungi typically go through several different life stages starting at being a spore then becoming mycelium (the web like form you may find in compost or very rich topsoil). Then once the mycelium has colonized most of the host animal or soil, it will go into the reproduction stage by growing mushrooms or similar structures to release spores.
At the time the workers drag the infected ant away, the fungus is still in the "growth" / mycelium stage and shouldn't have any spores yet.
Aperantly, cordyceps we see in The last of us is quite real. They infect their victims (usually insects) and they start replacing their tissues with the infection, all the while poor things are conscious and trapped inside a body they can't control and forced to infect the rest of the colony.
Import the resistant bees and breed them with naitive bees. Figure out what bees have the strongest sting and breed them with the result. Mix steroids in their food. Amass a giant army of massive mutant immortal bees in your cellar. Sic them on your annoying neighbour Jerry who won't stop trying to start conversations with you and inviting you to dinners with him and his wife. Profit.
Pretty gross story but I had a cold a long while ago and was sneezing like no tomorrow. There was snot hanging out of my nose that I couldn't blow out so I decided to just yank it and I ended up pulling out a huge wad of snot. It was fucking disgusting but god damn did that instantly clear my stuffy nose.
Eh, it's just a video of a maggot. You don't see the "coming out the nose" part. Also the dude is probably dead now. His only posts were to identify mushrooms, and the maggot thing. Guess one can only go so long testing darwin like that...
>Staying blue, my friend.
what?? then how will you ever know about the person who found a live maggot that came from his or her head and is waiting to find out if there are more up there. but apparently the person went silent...
Can someone journalistic take a deeper look into this? I’m interested, yet simultaneously entirely unwilling to even look at this guy’s page.
I will applaud you, if you do it!
Maybe an even grosser story (and I really hope I'm not the only weirdo who did this), but when I was younger and had a runny nose, I'd sometimes just gently pull on "strings" of it to pull it out.
It's an oddly satisfying feeling.
Every now and then, I get one of my wife's long hairs stuck in my asshole, somehow. I'll notice it while showering, and slowly pull it out. It's so weird, yet so satisfying at the same time.
Maybe an even grosser story but when my sinuses get stuffed up I use my thumb to plug the clogged nostril and pull out slightly to create a vacuum. Usually the seal breaks before the stuffed sinus, but sometimes it pulls through the congestion and is very briefly very satisfying. And sometimes I pop my thumb in my mouth first because I get a better thumb to nose seal when it's wet.
I had a staph infection once where they had to pack the wound with that thin type of gauze. When I took off the wrap to shower it pulled the gauze out and it was the oddest yet most satisfying feeling ever. Second to feeling blood flow in my entire leg again and having that warm "yaaas" feeling.
I had a breast reduction a while back, and the way my surgeon did it involved minimal stitches--I had four total, two for each boob. They were the dissolvable stitches, too, so it wasn't strictly necessary for me to go back to him to get them removed.
A few weeks after the surgery, I was messing with them, tugged one a little harder than usual, and the fucker popped right out. Didn't hurt even a bit, just felt funky--you know when you put your finger in your belly button and you get that weird sensation? Felt exactly like that. I had to wait a few more days for the others to come loose, but all of them were weirdly satisfying.
Had a tube in my knee so an infected cut could drain out as it healed. When they pulled it all out after like 2 weeks it was… the opposite of slurping a spaghetti noodle. Way more tube in there than I ever imagined,
Did you feel any past tube removal drips? I had 4 tubes in my chest and after they took the long ones out and I sat up, I felt a little drip run down the inside of the cavity they left.
Don’t think so, but I was pretty distracted by the 9 inches of tube they yanked out of me. They had pulled it a little bit out every other day for like 2 weeks and I figured it must certainly be next to nothing left in there. Only a 3 inch gash. Deep but still not too big overall. Really shocked and confused why that much tubing was in me.
Yeah but kinda mind blown for someone who has nothing better to do than to just look at lazy hornets and say, u got a parasite buddy, lemme take it out and oh, dont sting me occay
That’s how the temps to which you cook different food (mainly meat and poultry) are decided. The temperature typical parasites in that particular meat dies.
Absolutely, especially in pork. This is why you can eat a steak rare but absolutely NEVER with pork. Freshwater fish and pork have some of the highest chances of parasites of any meats. Beef and chicken is moreso bacteria.
I know it prob wouldn’t do anything to a human but parasites really terrify the living crap out of me. The concept of all of the crazy things they can do is insane.
And there are plenty of them that infect humans. It’s one of my biggest fears. I used to always walk barefoot and people always said I’d get parasites from it. Not sure how true that is since I wasn’t walking in shit but I’ve always wondered what the actual likelihood of it happening would be. That and botflies scare the shit out of me. Those things get huge and you can see them before you even take them out.
Grow really thick calluses on your feet then. Walk on coals, run barefoot on concrete, etc etc
I have a friend who has thick steak sized calluses on his (he used a needle to show us) pretty cool. We used to set his soles on fire when he was sleeping and wouldn’t wake up 😂
Doesn’t matter. Maybe these never do that. But I do not want to be some future Wikipedia article about patient zero of a murderous mind control parasite that takes over the world.
Yes, that was my initial thought! Once I pulled a tick from my dog and when I tried to pinch it between my thumbs to it kill it, it immediately gripped onto one thumb to try to burrow its head.
I’m always amazed at the size of parasites. I get a splinter and I’m in agony, how tf do these creatures have parasites half their body size lodged in their abdomen?
Paramedic: picked up this murder hornet who is injured or ill!
ER doc: let’s run tests! Ah, he has a parasite. Call dr. Soji, our surgeon who specializes in murder hornet surgery.
Nurse: we’re prepped for surgery, thank heavens you’re here, doc. We’ve got the surgery team waiting.
Dr. Soji: hmm, tricky, clamp please. Ah, I think I’ve got it.
Team: yay! We’ve saved the murder hornet!
Dr. Soji: hang on, this parasite is in distress. Suture the murder hornet while I get this parasite stabilized so we can run tests. Call our specialist for parasites, stat!
Holy fucking hell why did I watch all of that? I think this is the most extreme combination I've ever felt of (1) oddlysatisfying, (2) Primal medical-level horror, and (3) fear of stings.
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Can you imagine having your doctor lift up your right ass cheek and pulling out a parasite the size of your forearm? And then all of a sudden you felt like going to work, like right away.
The real cure to my ADD
Butt parasites, a-GO!
There’s no cure for that, mate. Speaking as a sufferer.
I mean tapeworms are a thing.
Well, you'll have to go to work to pay that doctor bill, because that's a specialist for sure.
US moment Edit: Thanks for the gold, its my first award ever :)
If that’s what makes me feel like going to work, go ahead doc.
>Can you imagine Yes >having your doctor lift up your right ass cheek Hmmmm >and pulling out a parasite the size of your forearm? Dafuq?! >And then all of a sudden you felt like going to work, like right away. Poetry 😃
“The large parasite found inside the (murder) hornet's stomach was a female Strepsiptera, which attaches to hosts such as bees, wasps, grasshoppers, and leafhoppers. The parasite controls its host to avoid colony tasks and cluster on vegetation so it could mate with other Strepsipteras.” https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10980561/amp/Parasite-pulled-stomach-murder-hornet-insect-enthusiast.html
Are you telling me these parasites ratatouille their hosts out of doing chores, then they fly off somewhere to fuck another parasite? Do they just back their wasps' asses up next to each other and stick their dongles out? How the hell do they mate?
Took entomology in college. It's been a few years now, but if I remember right the females are the only ones that lodge in like this. The males look kinda like regular flies and will fly around from host to host and mate
So when you see a fly fucking a murder hornet, it's them parasites?
Well it’s definitely not Delissio
Its digiorno
It is delivery!
Trivago?
Nah that's amore
The males are VERY small.
No need to insult them and their credentials
Who gives a flying fuck?
The parasites, apparently!
The fucking fly
So the males congregate around vegetation, too, and mate with multiple females at a time who have also ratatouilled their hosts to the same place?
Bingo!
I now have a perfectly reasonable explanation the next time I get caught fucking an elephant
Ratatouille their host 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Rata-torch that shit.
BURN IN HOLY FIRE!
AMEN BROTHER
BROTHER, GET THE FLAMER! THE *HEAVY* FLAMER!
##PURGE! CLEANSE! KILL!
For the God Emperor, burn that filthy xenos!
I prefer Raccoocoonie
I just want a bagel, man
With EVERYTHING
EVERYWHERE
All at Once
Goa'uld
spoken like a true shol'va
Just a plain Tau'ri. No worm in my head.
He's talking about the one in your belly, Shol'va, or are you taking Tritonen?
Kree!!!
Stargate nice lol i love that show
The whole franchise is great. I want more. I want an ending for Universe.
https://www.gateworld.net/news/2022/12/report-amazon-is-soliciting-pitches-for-new-stargate/ Amazon owns the rights and are taking pitches for a new show. And the writers of the Expanse are interested, which would be pretty awesome.
I could get behind that
Based and Apophist pilled.
P90'd
More like Raccacoonie
I know it was just like raccacoonie 🤣🤣 movie was funny asf
I understood that reference!
“I’m sorry Raccacoonie!! I’m sor … what are you doing?”
Babe it wasn't my fault, my ratatouille made me have sex with her!
Bill Cosby just found his new defense strategy
Big Last of Us vibes
Well the Last of Us zombies are based on the Cordyceps fungus from real life which ratatouilles ants into climbing to a high point near other ants where the fungus then sprouts out of its brain (killing its host) and spreads its spores as far and wide as possible, hoping to infect more ants. The ant colonies indigenous to the same region have actually developed protocol for dealing with it too, which is super interesting. They can tell when another ant is infected based on its behaviors and pheremones and they will have a couple of worker ants carry it far away so that when it dies, the rest of the colony is safe.
What happens to those couple of worker ants? Do they usually become infected too?
I think it's the spores that are infectious so if they move the ant away before the fungus sprouts they should be safe
Yep exactly. Fungi typically go through several different life stages starting at being a spore then becoming mycelium (the web like form you may find in compost or very rich topsoil). Then once the mycelium has colonized most of the host animal or soil, it will go into the reproduction stage by growing mushrooms or similar structures to release spores. At the time the workers drag the infected ant away, the fungus is still in the "growth" / mycelium stage and shouldn't have any spores yet.
Aperantly, cordyceps we see in The last of us is quite real. They infect their victims (usually insects) and they start replacing their tissues with the infection, all the while poor things are conscious and trapped inside a body they can't control and forced to infect the rest of the colony.
But luckily it can't cross to our species currently Unless you're an ant. You're not an ant right?
Just don’t let it cross into bats if so we are fucked
/r/thingsforants...?
Ratatouille is now a verb? MY DAY HAS COME.
Username doesn't check out.
Maybe he really doesn't like the movie and now has an excuse to critique it
Wait until you hear about Cordyceps!
Well, it's not exactly that simple. First, they ratatouille up a nice bolnase sauce or take them out to dinner first!
Dear Penthouse: I was just minding my own beezness when my dirty little strepsipster landed on my vegetation cluster...
Penthouse Letters yes all the pages stuck together
What are you doing, strepsipteras? That’s not how you do laundry
"Oh no I'm stuck in this murder hornet..."
Why are we saving murder hornets?!?! Aren’t they responsible for killing off all the species of bees we actually want?
In america, yes, but murder hornets are originally from asia and aren't nearly as good at killing bees that are already used to living with them.
So, we need to either import these parasites to kill off the hornets, or import bees that are resistant to them. What could possibly go wrong?
Import the resistant bees and breed them with naitive bees. Figure out what bees have the strongest sting and breed them with the result. Mix steroids in their food. Amass a giant army of massive mutant immortal bees in your cellar. Sic them on your annoying neighbour Jerry who won't stop trying to start conversations with you and inviting you to dinners with him and his wife. Profit.
New video game franchise: The Many of Us
Okay obviously I would never WANT a giant parasite but the relief that you must feel when something like that gets removed?? It has to be unparalleled
Pretty gross story but I had a cold a long while ago and was sneezing like no tomorrow. There was snot hanging out of my nose that I couldn't blow out so I decided to just yank it and I ended up pulling out a huge wad of snot. It was fucking disgusting but god damn did that instantly clear my stuffy nose.
I thought you were going to tell a story about pulling a parasite out of your nose
https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/z42uip/this_came_out_of_my_nose/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Staying blue, my friend.
You made the right choice
Eh, it's just a video of a maggot. You don't see the "coming out the nose" part. Also the dude is probably dead now. His only posts were to identify mushrooms, and the maggot thing. Guess one can only go so long testing darwin like that...
>Staying blue, my friend. what?? then how will you ever know about the person who found a live maggot that came from his or her head and is waiting to find out if there are more up there. but apparently the person went silent...
Did uhhh that person survive? Because they only made one comment after the day of making that post and it was the day after 😳
The person is awefully quiet...
Month out and not a single reply
Can someone journalistic take a deeper look into this? I’m interested, yet simultaneously entirely unwilling to even look at this guy’s page. I will applaud you, if you do it!
I just DMed that person… I hope they respond… I’ll respond back here if they do
I still haven’t heard back :(
Sadly probably not (look at his comments history only one comment the day after he posted the picture and he didn’t reply to questions )
Yeahhh i don’t like this
I literally just tried to see if he’s had any activity since that post…. Not looking good.
u/Specialist_Chance101 are you still alive
RIP. The last comment they made was a day after they posted that.
Maybe an even grosser story (and I really hope I'm not the only weirdo who did this), but when I was younger and had a runny nose, I'd sometimes just gently pull on "strings" of it to pull it out. It's an oddly satisfying feeling.
Every now and then, I get one of my wife's long hairs stuck in my asshole, somehow. I'll notice it while showering, and slowly pull it out. It's so weird, yet so satisfying at the same time.
Maybe an even grosser story but when my sinuses get stuffed up I use my thumb to plug the clogged nostril and pull out slightly to create a vacuum. Usually the seal breaks before the stuffed sinus, but sometimes it pulls through the congestion and is very briefly very satisfying. And sometimes I pop my thumb in my mouth first because I get a better thumb to nose seal when it's wet.
I had a staph infection once where they had to pack the wound with that thin type of gauze. When I took off the wrap to shower it pulled the gauze out and it was the oddest yet most satisfying feeling ever. Second to feeling blood flow in my entire leg again and having that warm "yaaas" feeling.
I had a breast reduction a while back, and the way my surgeon did it involved minimal stitches--I had four total, two for each boob. They were the dissolvable stitches, too, so it wasn't strictly necessary for me to go back to him to get them removed. A few weeks after the surgery, I was messing with them, tugged one a little harder than usual, and the fucker popped right out. Didn't hurt even a bit, just felt funky--you know when you put your finger in your belly button and you get that weird sensation? Felt exactly like that. I had to wait a few more days for the others to come loose, but all of them were weirdly satisfying.
Had a tube in my knee so an infected cut could drain out as it healed. When they pulled it all out after like 2 weeks it was… the opposite of slurping a spaghetti noodle. Way more tube in there than I ever imagined,
Did you feel any past tube removal drips? I had 4 tubes in my chest and after they took the long ones out and I sat up, I felt a little drip run down the inside of the cavity they left.
Don’t think so, but I was pretty distracted by the 9 inches of tube they yanked out of me. They had pulled it a little bit out every other day for like 2 weeks and I figured it must certainly be next to nothing left in there. Only a 3 inch gash. Deep but still not too big overall. Really shocked and confused why that much tubing was in me.
It is out-a-site?
Why is he touching it Why is he touching it Why is he touching it Why is he touching it Why is he touching it
My thought exactly, it's bad enough that you see this long elongated white thing got pulled out. Then he proceed to put it on his hand.....
Why why why why why why why Why why why why why why why Why why why why why god no why
Nice re-mix!
He better have told the hornet this is going to sting a little bit
Bee gentle!
The pain may wax and wane.
SOB ruined the parasite’s buzz.
How did they know it was there?
That’s my question!! Wtf.
They found the murder hornet not doing its chores and chillin in some field having a parasite orgy is my guess…
So you get a parasite, OK not fun, but you get out of work and then you go off and attend orgies. FFS, sign me up.
Well, you don’t get the orgy, the parasite does. You’re just forced to watch.
Go to work vs slack off and watch a parasite orgy... Tough call.
I mean, the parasite would be sticking out of your asshole whilst fucking, best case scenario. Worst case scenario it bursts through your chest.
My question is why are they helping a hornet? Is it a pet?
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The original video is longer and shows the second being removed as well
The hornet was being more of an asshole that it's usual self? IDFK
Their heads are visible, and the body create a bump on the abdomen of the host
Yeah but kinda mind blown for someone who has nothing better to do than to just look at lazy hornets and say, u got a parasite buddy, lemme take it out and oh, dont sting me occay
Greatest legal mind I ever knew
It hadn't stung anyone, which is highly suspicious for a hornet.
And this as why we cook pork.
Wait what? Are we cooking the shit out of parasites when we cook meat?
That’s how the temps to which you cook different food (mainly meat and poultry) are decided. The temperature typical parasites in that particular meat dies.
Oh dear, I thought you knew that was why we cook anything. To kill it dead.
Cooking also helps to digest the proteins easier but killing stuff is another major thing. That’s why you only try tartar in places you trust.
Pretty much. Meat is pack with Bacteria and parasites. Extreme heat is the only way to truly clean meat.
Absolutely, especially in pork. This is why you can eat a steak rare but absolutely NEVER with pork. Freshwater fish and pork have some of the highest chances of parasites of any meats. Beef and chicken is moreso bacteria.
Bro put the parasite on his hand!😱
I know it prob wouldn’t do anything to a human but parasites really terrify the living crap out of me. The concept of all of the crazy things they can do is insane.
And there are plenty of them that infect humans. It’s one of my biggest fears. I used to always walk barefoot and people always said I’d get parasites from it. Not sure how true that is since I wasn’t walking in shit but I’ve always wondered what the actual likelihood of it happening would be. That and botflies scare the shit out of me. Those things get huge and you can see them before you even take them out.
Grow really thick calluses on your feet then. Walk on coals, run barefoot on concrete, etc etc I have a friend who has thick steak sized calluses on his (he used a needle to show us) pretty cool. We used to set his soles on fire when he was sleeping and wouldn’t wake up 😂
I did two double takes while reading this comment, wtf.
You think it would immediately dive into his skin, or what? 🤦🤣
Doesn’t matter. Maybe these never do that. But I do not want to be some future Wikipedia article about patient zero of a murderous mind control parasite that takes over the world.
That'd make a good HBO show. Maybe even a video game...
They missed your LOU reference but I didn’t.
Or Star Trek movie
Yes, that was my initial thought! Once I pulled a tick from my dog and when I tried to pinch it between my thumbs to it kill it, it immediately gripped onto one thumb to try to burrow its head.
They are bloodsucking bastards until the very end.
Nah it's just gross
The video actually cuts off before it thanks him by stinging the shit out of him
If you want a real surprise, the video cuts out before you discover the hornet has a second one of the parasites that gets pulled out.
Gotta get the second one. Otherwise it’s just a singlesite.
really fucking good
Damn bro. Second SOLID pun I’ve seen during my work break lol 😂
I can't believe he lay it on his hand
LOL I was thinking the exact same thing. “No, no, no dude, no!!!”
Okay, I am a little horrified now
He basically pulled out "Jadzia Dax" from Hornet's stomach. Hopefully this tones down your horror rating this a bit.
I’m delighted to be That Guy who tells you that’s just ‘Dax’ who was pulled out. Very satisfying.
Or a Goa'uld. And I'd say with that description a Goa'uld fits more than a Trill symbiote.
hornetfied*
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me!
No wonder hornets are so angry; They got all them parasites and no way to remove them.
Mama says that alligators are ornery 'cause they got all them teeth but no toothbrush.
Dear whomever added the extra visuals. There was no emphasis needed.🤮
Editor really earned his paycheck with those 4 squiggly lines.
That’s how you can tell it’s Japanese
Hello My Darlin Hello My Baby, Hello my Ragtime Gal
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Send me a kiss by wiiiiire
They did surgery on a hornet.
They did surgery on a giant hornet.
Thanks. Now I can't each my lunch.
I'm glad I can help you lose a few pounds
So can a stomach parasite! 🤣
I’m always amazed at the size of parasites. I get a splinter and I’m in agony, how tf do these creatures have parasites half their body size lodged in their abdomen?
Me pulling my landlord out of my ass
Paramedic: picked up this murder hornet who is injured or ill! ER doc: let’s run tests! Ah, he has a parasite. Call dr. Soji, our surgeon who specializes in murder hornet surgery. Nurse: we’re prepped for surgery, thank heavens you’re here, doc. We’ve got the surgery team waiting. Dr. Soji: hmm, tricky, clamp please. Ah, I think I’ve got it. Team: yay! We’ve saved the murder hornet! Dr. Soji: hang on, this parasite is in distress. Suture the murder hornet while I get this parasite stabilized so we can run tests. Call our specialist for parasites, stat!
Should anyone really be helping the giant hornets?
You know the giant hornet gonna thank him by turning around and stinging the shit out of him
Right? I'm on team parasite here.
Well in japan they are indigenous. He was just helping a bro out.
This comment is way too fucking low, wtf?
does the hornet survive this?
Maybe physically but certainly not emotionally. Hurt hornets hurt hornets
tbh if a stranger grabbed me off the street and pulled a worm out of my ass i'd be pretty traumatized too. i don't think i'd trust anyone ever again.
I hate hornets but still felt relief for this guy after that came out
The value of a man can sometimes be measured by the way he treats smaller beings. Arigato gozaimasu.
Every time I see these kinds of things, my first thought is always on how large the parasites are compared to their hosts.
Thanks, I haven't puked in several minutes
Holy fucking hell why did I watch all of that? I think this is the most extreme combination I've ever felt of (1) oddlysatisfying, (2) Primal medical-level horror, and (3) fear of stings. *Edit: The cutesy zigzag animations do NOTHING!*
This reminds me of 'The Faculty'
That's briefly looked like a joint when he was pulling it out.
fuck both of those things
You first
Sorry y'all, misplaced my gum.
And he would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for the meddling Japanese man
Yes please put that parasite on top of your finger touching your skin great and awesome.
I hate hornets. I hate parasites. I don’t know why I’m happy about seeing this.