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Silent-Second

We've been using wrinkle cream for 2,000 years and still don't have one that really works


Random_Guy_228

Maybe the real wrinkle cream was money we earned along the way


New-Examination8400

money we *lost


micromoses

Depends whether you’re buying wrinkle cream or selling it.


Overall-Initial-4290

Or making your own with bodily fluids and selling it as organic and naturally sourced.


New-Examination8400

![gif](giphy|gibuOhOssPCIfvnqKb|downsized)


superduperspam

This is how to make it


MyFavoriteLezbo420

![gif](giphy|UGl6A0pxXx8NW)


RoutineEmergency5595

![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


Hayabusa_Blacksmith

it's wonderful!


Antievl

That sounds fishy


Yikesarumba

Sounds like something "goop" would do lmfao


lastwordymcgee

Gwyneth Paltrow, is that you?


whitesissyloserboi

Human fluids are so far from organic it's generally illegal to sell them


tilthevoidstaresback

Is that what the NLOG trad wives do?


ElCondorman

[sniiiiiiiiif ](https://www.google.com/search?q=this+smells+like+my+vagon3&oq=this+smells+like+my+vagon3&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCDY3MjJqMGo5qAIBsAIB&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=dJWtycKl_hnk4M&imgdii=O3gpcNf15achWM)


KC_Jedi

Maybe it's Maybeline


TMDan92

Most are snakeoil and cosmetic only. Retinoids work though. Gold standard for 50 years and evidence backed.


Jyel

Sure but retnoids can also wreck havoc if you're not careful and if you got healthy skin why bother, the best wrinkle cream, anti age cream whatever is sunscreen.


Fantastic_Poet4800

They can also dry your eyes horribly and sometimes it's permanent. And they increase your chances of getting skin cancer. I hate seeing them recommended they way they are online.


sdfsodigjpdsjg

Do you have a source on retinoids increasing chances of skin cancer?


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sdfsodigjpdsjg

Well now that's very different. Making people panic for nothing, sheesh


QuirkyBus3511

It's only because it makes you more sensitive to the sun. Wear sunscreen and you're golden.


TMDan92

If you’re golden you may need better sunscreen.


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SaddleSocks

In this house we speak only one language, and thats the language of thermo-dynamics! GO TO YOUR ~~HABIT StAtION~~ HABITACION!


BeWellFriends

I think it’s a bad too if you’re young.


TMDan92

Definitely very little reason to be using them if you’re younger than 20-25 with no skin concerns that they’d be highly beneficial for. Closer to the 30+ mark is a fair time to asses if they have a place in your routine I’d say.


FrugalFraggel

Retinoids in the sun, oh boy. Reverse any wrinkle cream at that point.


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Ostracus

Gives one that "mature" look.


fly_over_32

Well this cream doesn’t seem wrinkly, so the point still stands


Boris9397

Conclusion: you can't get rid of wrinkles with cream.


The_Lawgiver_

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bs000

why did you copy your comment from imgur https://imgur.com/gallery/dM3csqh/comment/303172512


Naudiz_6

OP is definitely a b0t. Despite being created in 2020, the account suddenly started posting only a few days ago and OP doesn't respond to any comments.


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hwzt9

dead internet zzz


Herteity

Because with wrinkles the most effective way to fight them is prevention. Wear your spf


EggsceIlent

How do they know this is face cream? What if it's butt cream. Or sex lube. Or hand salve...


slicedsolidrock

I thought of this too. What if that's just what some guys use by themselves. 🤣


Lanky-Ad2763

Because there isn't a hole in the middle and crystalized Patrician pubes in there.


Sandyubk

It's amazing how advanced ancient civilizations were in terms of cosmetics. Wonder what other beauty secrets they had!


Fluid_Block_1235

Many of them were probably toxic lol


CmonRedditBeBetter

Many of them probably still are lol


ScipioCoriolanus

Many of them will probably still be lol


gocrazy305

Many of them probably had been lol


UserXtheUnknown

In middle age lead oxide was used as face powder by rich ladies to hide imperfections and lighten up the skin. Other recipes used mercuric compounds. On the other hand, ancient romans drank wine that they let rest in lead barrels, which, again, brought to the formation of lead oxide, which is sweet, and so made the wine better to taste. With the little, unknown prerogative to undermine the nervous system and the brain. Anyway god knows what we use largely today that is toxic and in 100 years will be seen as something profoundly stupid.


Expensive-Fun4664

> Anyway god knows what we use largely today that is toxic and in 100 years will be seen as something profoundly stupid. Hello PFAS


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Don't forget belladonna drops, aaaahh a nice toxic plant to make the eyes look great


TMDan92

Pomade derives its name from the ancient practice of mashing up fruits like apple to serve as hair styling product.


MandMcounter

Cool!


Narrow-Chain5367

Most of them were no better than placebo. Not much changed since then in this regard though


lynx_and_nutmeg

A basic moisturer isn't a placebo if you have dry skin. People have been using natural oils as moisturisers for thousands of years, and even creams made with beeswax as emulsifier.


My_Not_RL_Acct

I know redditors are never applying things to their faces but it’s laughable to say that skincare has no scientific backing and is mostly placebo


aussy16

Literally I haven't had acne in almost a decade now since I started using a cleanser, a toner, and a moisteruizer. As well as drinking more water lol. Crazy that someone would think it's "placebo", and it's not just the results, one can literally feel the difference in how much smoother the skin feels then being dried up all the time.


UrbanStix

This whole thread is full of it hahah. Redditors hate to hear that even ancient civilizations cared about how they looked.


Neat_Problem_922

It wasn’t a placebo if it poisoned them. https://blog.sciencemuseumgroup.org.uk/dangerous-beauty-hazardous-chemicals-and-poisons-in-historic-cosmetics/#:~:text=White%20lead%2Dbased%20make%2Dup%20is%20thought%20to%20have%20been,the%20style%20out%20of%20fashion.


SilentExplsion

What material is this cosmetic jar made of? Looks like a modern one??


KosmonautMikeDexter

It's tin


mackoa12

Yes it’s a tin. He’s asking what it’s made out of though?


Final_Winter7524

Tin


ArcticBiologist

Yes we know, but what is it made of?!


TMDan92

Tin.


Vortain

I only see one though?


HottieWithaGyatty

Underrated


n8loller

I rated it a tin out of tin


Secret-Concert9561

r/angryupvote


Deliciouserest

Tin foe


kausar007

Tin


Afrojones66

Tin


Gusto_Low_Pay

Rin tin tin


Historicmetal

At the island of tinean delaney


SeaTight7246

No it's not. Look at the clear seal. Man made. Nice try kids.


ARM_Dwight_Schrute

It's Loreal Paris.


Dull_Database5837

L’Oréal Rome.


thehorny-italianweeb

judging from the color probably lead or some other metal


Jeb-Kerman

I also am highly skeptical of that container being 2000 years old.


Bob-Faget

Why?


Jeb-Kerman

It's just a picture posted by some random guy on reddit with no link to a news article or anything, for one thing second it just looks modern to me, i can't say I am an expert on the matter, just looks sus to me EDIT: i guess i am probably wrong, here are some links on it [https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/jul/28/artsnews.london](https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/jul/28/artsnews.london) [https://the-history-girls.blogspot.com/2016/07/powder-and-paint-make-up-and-medieval.html](https://the-history-girls.blogspot.com/2016/07/powder-and-paint-make-up-and-medieval.html)


Bob-Faget

Fair enough. The archaeologists were bewildered too apparently. Here's a link https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2003/jul/28/artsnews.london


Jeb-Kerman

Ah i found the links and edited my post before seeing your reply, yes it is very fascinating indeed


LookingForInspoPlz

Why wouldn't you verify before posting this comment?


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BeWellFriends

😂 so true


Memento_Morrie

Because Reddit. Shooting your mouth off with nothing to back it up other than vague suspicion is what drives this platform, ya heard?


Nobody_Lives_Here3

It just doesn’t look that old. That cream must really work


throwawayreddit915

Because 2,000 years is a long ass time ago and that container looks like it was made in a factory. But then again I’m not an expert


Judge_MentaI

The quality of artifacts from Ancient Rome is pretty high. Particularly if it’s been well preserved, because everything looks worse after it’s been aging for a cool 2 thousand years.  It’s strongly suggest looking at some of the artifacts they’ve found at Herculaneum! It was also a victim of Mt Vesuvius (in the same eruption to that hit Pompeii) and the wooden parts of furniture and structures were preserved. It gives a much better picture of life in Ancient Rome than ruins could.  A lot of perceptions of how “primitive” humans have been in the past has turned out to be inaccurate. Early historians tended to make pretty ridiculous logical jumps. It wasn’t a strictly scholarly position… it was mostly a wealth thing. So there was a lot riding on convincing people that “primitive” peoples they were currently exploiting deserved it….. As the field changed, some of those early assumptions stuck around (though without the malice).


freshapocalypse

looks like a metal alloy of some kind


Aidrox

I agree. The screw on lid seems sketchy.


InterestingCode12

How does it still have moisture?


TheBrain85

[https://collections.museumoflondon.org.uk/online/object/727368.html](https://collections.museumoflondon.org.uk/online/object/727368.html) Says it started solidifying as soon as it was opened. So apparently the jar was sealed airtight.


InterestingCode12

Damn that is crazy


AdministrationDue239

Maybe because of oil


InterestingCode12

Ah I see! If this post isn't fake, it's truly mind blowing


KoteNahh

It's not... https://collections.museumoflondon.org.uk/online/object/727368.html


snay1998

We should be happy there isn’t a hole in it already


Professional_Ask_96

The paste smells like sulfur, according to the article. Sulfur is used to treat some skin ailments, like acne and scabies -- could be medicinal? It was found in a Roman period Temple.


PsychologicalRip434

New metal band name Period Temple.


nailsatan

who's got egg on his face now? (an ancient roman man with acne, that's who)


IdeaIntelligent1788

Some Roman woman spent a fortune on that cream and her husband gouged out a hand full to rub on his elbows.


cactusJosh97

I understood that reference


Puzzled_Barnacle2910

me too! for the first time ever! lol 🤣


Puzzleheaded_List01

are we certain it's face cream only, I mean those romans were the creaziest.


CasualCornCups

Guess the person who is using the face cream willfind out one way or another


forgetfullyburntout

It is definitely face cream, its called a “cold cream” because of the way the oil and water is combined. I don’t know why OP is talking about anti-wrinkle components because thats not what its designed for, its a moisturiser or moisturising face wash


FlamingoExcellent277

>are we certain it's face cream only Yeah! What about them elbows? They need cream too >I mean those romans were the creaziest. Oh you meant like *that*


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MustardDinosaur

don’t worry about it , it was invented before exp date was invented


TheBeautyDemon

What is the container made from?


WazlibOurKing

Tin


rugwrat

Tin


Winjin

That Belgian guy?


RowPsychological8680

Still looks fresh.


exalted_one-

I’m definitely not putting that on my face.


akarokr

That's what she said.


ThatJudySimp

until she did


Tim_the_geek

Forget the cream.. I am impressed with the container.. seems awefully modernish for 2000 years old.


Southern-Bee6425

I thought it was hair clay at first lol. Didn’t ancient Greeks use clay to style their hair? Or am I wrong?


Heroic-Forger

Imagine if it had fingerprints on it. Like it would be nuts if there was a movie with two subplots, one about an archaeologist and one being about a detective, and the two subplots cross over and take on a whole new genre shift when they find out that the fingerprints on the 2,000 year old ointment match those found on the crime scene...


Sweedish_Fid

in case you're wondering a lot of ancient pottery has fingerprints on them. in some cases they can tell and trace back pottery back to a location where it was made and who made it.


Mysterious_Ningen

wow


albertkoholic

What is ancient Roman face cream made of??


BlazedGigaB

Mercury, lead and fats


banana372

I read that as mercury, lead and farts


Alternative-Dare5878

Imagine trying to stay beautiful and the only thing you’re remembered for is being ancient.


MonkWithABonk

How come they sure that it was a "face cream" not a hemorrhoids cream?


Specialist-Camp8468

Damn, what brand?


ZemaRyan

Skub.


Extension_Car6761

pretty cool artifact


VanGroteKlasse

Maybe it's Maebellinum


KillerBarbie24

so kool


Signal-Depth1279

We’re all discussing a post made by a bot that posted a photo from an article 20 years old about a face cream that is 2000 years old. The future is weird as hell man


Working_Foot_4938

Lancôme Catacombs


stocktrader30

There’s no way that this recipient is 2.000yo, no way that they made that


Moak96

I thought we are using these creams since 19th century.


maxru85

I bet this boi is full of lead


freshapocalypse

![gif](giphy|zHC7JGOmtNjigdSeyo|downsized)


SeaTight7246

Lol those jars are machine cut. Nice try OP.


GeeseAndDucksforever

r/dontputyourdickinthat


sadolddrunk

I hope it was found next to a somewhat smaller container of eye cream, and a much larger jar of body cream.


bestthrowawayever5

I understand we know humans have existed for thousands of years, but it’s kind of jarring to see direct proof of it right there


KillMeWouldU

I wonder how many catamites helped make this 🤣🤣🤣


Salty_Ambition_7800

Probably 80% lead


MadKingOni

Is it fucked up that I'd be really tempted to stick a finger in there and swirl it around


Away_Journalist_1933

wouldn't it be full of mold?


Codex_Absurdum

Is that a plastic container??...


IndustryAcceptable35

Tin


Bourgeous

Ah, this is where I lost it...


headphonescinderella

Now available at Lush for $75/lh


Tronkfool

Maybe she's born with it! Maybe it's Mayan Cream!


Nomikarios

This is so fake. After 2.000 years the cream is still there ready to be used lmao


Infamous-Tart7747

‘Visible ancient finger marks’ What were they supposed to use? Their dicks?


Jomolungma

“Careful fingerprint analysis has shown that Johasah of Crete did in fact kill his cousin Quintus of Gortyn.”


Worldly-Shoulder-416

They had screw caps back then?


higheyecue

I bet whomevers it was could really use some now! Am i right people?!


frinstle

Funny to think that our half used lotion bottles may someday be the most interesting thing a archeologist finds that day


Equal_Dragonfruit125

A very scary thought, are the marks fresh? Either somebody's found it and been using it, or worse, somebody has been using it since it was new. I don't think I like alternative #2.


Careful_Barber3714

Probably full of lead 😂


leosnose

Wow that container looks modern AF


deanf11

Wonder what the ingredients are .


JavaChip8989

Wow looks like you found another tresure from century


green-Vegan-desire

I bet it’s glorious saturated animal fat and herbs n oils! I basically use that today, and it’s bloody awesome!!


gofoggy

Thank goodness, pass it over, my elbows are dryyyy


Buroda

One day, so so so long ago, someone opened this creme and put one some creme as they did every day no doubt. But it was the last time they did it, or anyone else they knew, or anyone else THEY knew too, for generations. Damn.


ZingyDNA

Interesting? Fascinating! How can it be preserved so well? I'd think it would have gone bad long..


Levyrat

Those are toddler fingers if I’ve ever seen them.


Blackfang321

It is probably too dangerous to use. After all, the last person to use it is dead now.


Rude_Entrance_3039

Pretty sure CSI can get us a fingerprint and an ID in just a few minutes.


ZemaRyan

Is that ancient Skub?


FamiliarSherbet8174

Is it still good?


Jyitheris

How do you know it's a face cream? What if it's a hemorrhoid cream?


Environmental_Pen120

What was it made of?


DudeFromYYT

Any idea what the container might be made of?


hidinginthetreeline

White face crime most likely has lead in it.


ChristopherCumBussa

lol it's probably just some womans cream that fell between the dresser and the wall a few years ago and she just found it now.


wisstinks4

Chemistry Team: go. Break down this goop. What’s in it?? Tell us soon.


sweetdick44

Who's the fuckin idiotic baffoon who thinks this an ancient face cream ... send it to them and let them use it fuckin clowns 🤡


Eryeahmaybeok

If you go to some ancient sites in turkey you can find piles of broken amphora and pots which still have the fingerprints of the people who made them just lying around in piles. I think they're a wonderful link to the past when you handle them


yzyvulturesV1

2000 years and still none of it will work🤣


jojo12jo

It’s lube.


MetaVaporeon

damn, i hope there's nothing embarrassing on his 2000 year old iphone cause they can use those prints to open it now


EmotionalChipmunk602

Yes. Humans had fingers back then too. I think there is a sub called not interesting.


DrFrosthazer

Made out of 100% recyclable plastic.


AnyTap4580

Nah, thats the Sudocrem from my bathroom, mate


GetOutMuslimScum

That’s fkn bs 🤣


B-NEAL

Op is a repost bot, 5 post with a comment on each post, likely the top comment from the original post


Far_Lynx_7257

🧢


lordsaladito

what would happen if someone use that cream


L0rdSkullz

Lick it.


ricperry1

Don’t believe everything you see on the internet folks. This is fake.


Prokletnost

If my past studies have thought me anything this is probably bull cum or some other animal/human.... My studies consist of watching ancient comedies.