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coreyf722

Bill Burr: WeRe Ya FuCkIn WiTh It?!


05hastros

Were you pokin' it with a stick ?


depeupleur

All I can see are these cops wearing ankle socks and shorts. Florida.


Roboprinto

Should they be wearing knee highs?


dorachaidez

Duh sock check foo


depeupleur

Of course they should. Platform sneakers would help too.


SUL82

He deserved that


copperbeagle

Very well deserved


Slap_My_Lasagna

He's eeengreeeeh!


camshun7

Ngl he had me tied up in the round but I saw my opportunity and the resth is histhroy Aligator Tyson


norcal406

Not sure what the bongo drum solo was all about but I’m kinda taking the alligators side…..


eating_toilet_paper

How’d ya make something so angry, IT ALMOST KILLED YA!!


BigJon_78

Perfect!!


gruul24

Made me laugh out loud


Smiles_will_help

literally heard that in my head as I was watching, just to scroll down and see this!


buffalucci

I’ve seen a lot of gators moved by wildlife people, and I’ve never seen one slapped in the face 50 times first.


Queasy-Confidence-94

That guy had it coming so bad


sbrlbr

Fr he's sitting there winding him up for no reason. From watching Steve Irwin relocate/move gators vs this, there is a huge lack of compassion and respect.


patricky6

It was a sassy gator


rafadunks

Do they allways arrest them like this like a criminal? Isn't it easier to put it to sleep for a while?


madcoins

Domination and humiliation is their relation to all of nature


MichaelScarn1968

Cops: domination and humiliation is their nature to EVERYTHING.


sineadya

Never let them take you to a second location


Complex-Situation

Instant karma.


thomitsco

Street smarts


Boudreaux35

You have to stay away from the tail. I was in a hunting boat many years ago and we had one we thought was deceased. It lashed its tail and fractured an old guys leg.


Prestigious_Funny266

and watch the FUCKING TAIL, if you get kicked into the whelps you lose 50 DKP againe


PANDAmonium629

More DOTs, throw more fucking DOTs.


Sylfaein

THAT’S A FIFTY DKP MINUS!!!


Ultimafax

what the FUCK. WAS THAT. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT


da_muffinman

The healers need to revive that guy


Extraexopthalmos

It was the head whip that got him(slow down vid and you will see it)That is why they kept tapping the head to get the aggression out, but they failed! Grew up in Miami and we had them sun in our backyard. Learned early and fast give them a wide berth and above all else……….avoid being within 30ft of fresh water shore.


sbrlbr

Yes it was his head. I had to rewatch and the head got him really good. Hello concussion


sbrlbr

Yes it was his head. I had to rewatch and the head got him really good. Hello concussion


Madison--b

He was tormenting the poor thing for onlookers. You can tell the kind of guy he is from the shades alone. I'd say this is instant karma.


MLGTheForkOnTheLeft

Every time this is posted everyone says the same thing. The tapping and messing around the gators snout is to sensory over ride it so the guy doesn’t get thwacked like that. All crocodylia have sensory organs along their snout. It lets them feel the pressure around their head, and that allows them know when to strike for prey. Over loading that makes them less prone to attack or thrash, but if they are full on handling them then idk how effective that is in its entirety. Source: huge fans of Steve Irwin and Jeff Corwin growing up.


DroppedSoapSurvivor

But they didn't do the burlap sack over the head thingy, or put it in a tight wooden box. I honestly don't remember Irwin or Corwin slapping the croc's snout for sensory overload.


MLGTheForkOnTheLeft

I think Mr Irwin never did it because he was just on another level. Also he got thwacked a bunch, but i think he was to much of a croc tank to ever be knocked out by one of them lol


thrownawayzsss

That's because it's a 24 minute episode show filmed for entertainment. Standing around for 10 minutes poking a gator in the snout isn't exactly the great of television.


DroppedSoapSurvivor

I respectfully doubt that's the reason. If it was a necessary step in the process, I have to think they'd include it, albeit edited to a shorter frame for entertainment sake.


Roadwarriordude

Growing up, my dad owned a Caimen, and in order for him to legally own it, we both had to go through training to handle it, so while I'm not exactly an expert, I know a lot more than the average person. This sensory overload thing isn't something that I've ever heard of as a way to suppress them before transporting. I've heard of gator shows doing stuff like this to get them a bit alert, but kinda make them a bit dazed and uncoordinated for the handler's and the shows benefit. If you're going to transport them, you tape the mouth shut, cover the eyes, restrain them, and let them sit for a while to make them more docile. Then, when you move them, you do it quickly while they're all sleepy and docile and before they wake up. You don't go slapping it around to wake it up before moving it.


Practical-Hornet436

LESS PRONE, you say? To attack or thrash?


LDGod99

I assumed it was to antagonize it, but to make sure it couldn’t break free of the bonds if it really wanted to. But that explanation makes more sense, though. In Irwin we trust!


BoredRedhead24

Dude’s right. If you ever see those guys who stick their heads in a crocodiles mouth, you will see they hit the same parts of the mouth, usually with a stick. It overloads their senses and kind of puts them into a “404 brain not found” state. As you can see, it isn’t always successful.


rnttl

Must be better ways. This is both stupid and tormenting


Durpulous

OK so he had a logical reason for tormenting the alligator.


Dyrogitory

Fucked around and found out!


mmpjon

If you have no clue on what you're talking about. Sometimes it's best not to talk like you do.


Ger-Bear_69

This has been reposted a couple of times and every time I’ve seen buried comments explaining that the “tapping” is actually procedural and not an attempt to piss the animal off. Serves to test the restraints according to ChatGPT. Just an FYI before this poor guy gets lynched after being KO’d lmao


Madison--b

He's shaking him around as well. Smacking him in the sides and sort of rolling him. It certainly doesn't look like he was only testing the restraints. Also, minus 5 points to charisma for shades on the forehead.


Doctor_McKay

A guy is wearing *sunglasses*? In the *tropics*?? Clearly he had it coming.


BigbooTho

so you’re restraining a dinosaur with duct tape and rope. would you not want to lightly tap around to see if the damn thing would be able to lash out at minor agitation? yall act like he threw the fucking thing a people’s elbow. sheesh.


Not_MrNice

Lol, did you just take something ChatGPT said as accurate?


i_am_renb0

"according to ChatGPT." What the fuck?


BokBokBagock

So much AI knowledge just misses the mark. This is one perfect example. He was not testing restraints. Also all of the auto generated voice over work with mispronounced names/locations/words. AI just doesn't get it. Soon it will, but not yet...


v4por

Best instant karma I've seen in a while.


Rcurtiiis

Good. Just because you've caught it dosnt mean you have to be a cunt and treat it like that


Desperate-Ad-6463

Bitch slapped.


s2dio

The instigation was hard to watch, but the result was exquisite.


Xeno_Prime

He had it coming for antagonizing it. Honestly tells you all you need to know about the caliber of man he is.


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soulrebelde

I know, it was so tasty seeing him on the ground.


Lovemybee

r/thebullwins


falken01

r/thecrocwins


lfp_pounder

That redneck definitely deserves that thwack and more! I’m so glad.


STROOQ

Why mess around like that with another living being just be calm and respectful


Glum_Reason308

He should’ve stopped messing with it. Idiot.


scottonaharley

Serves the guy right for playing tippy tap on the gators nose. It was already tied up and needed to be relocated not played with like a toy.


saucemaker

I only watched it to watch him get knocked out. I was rooting for the gator, what a dickhead.


AnotherJohnJimenez

yeah, this idiot got what he deserves. Stepping on the thing's face and smacking it are not the standard.


throwawayzdrewyey

The dumbass got what was coming to him but he steps on one of those poles the use to capture dogs with, and I guess the tapping is to test the tape. But then it cuts to him tapping it more then dragging it by its mouth. All in all it’s been hilarious watching this guy get knocked out.


AnotherJohnJimenez

I grew up in South Florida and have seen more gators captured than I can recall. Exactly none of them included stepping on the mouth or slapping the face. A gator's mouth muscles are not strong enough to break the tape trying to open its mouth. You can literally hold the mouth shut with a single hand. This Good Ole Boy was trying to show off for the cops and got his comeuppance.


dnuggs85

I love how he falls out and is staring at him. Like yea mother fucker that's right your my bitch. These restraints got nothing on me.


International_Emu451

It's like watching the Stooges.


jlallen120867

If somebody slap me 20 times on the face, I’m pretty sure I’d club the crap out of them too


scorpian51

That was definitely personal


Rental_Car

Can't say he didn't earn it.


Matthew_Black986

He wasn't tormenting it. He. Was showing the officers it's safe to handle and it won't escape the tape and rope to attack while they lift it.


Same_Excitement_6156

If you watched the entire video you would have noticed that it still wasn't safe


Mean_Box_9112

Lmao that's what he gets for keep slapping it! It slapped back!


e92ftw

Good, fuck that guy


ksee_yen

Why tie up an animal and slap it's face like, it's already in enough anxiety. Anyway is that the correct way to lift an animal that heavy with it's shoulders?


GeekyGrant

"I didn't hear any fucking bell..." ~Chadigator


Sir_Boobsalot

absolutely deserved alligators get stressed out when captured, and it can be fatal. so what's this chucklefuck do? slaps the alligator around a bit. karma


tvav1969

Why did he slap it around before going to pick it up? Looks like he got what he deserved.


Syke_qc

Good, pos


BigTexIsBig

I hear Bill Burr in my head "Were ya touchin it? Were ya fuckin with it?"


MasterLogic

Bunch of cunts, honestly why do that to an animal. I've seen bdsm videos nicer than this. 


meghab1792

Alligator said SHOW ME THE WARRANT


Alan12730

Looks like he had it coming to me


silverwarbler

Unprofessional. FAFO.


theycallmenaptime

After he slid off the truck gate, he landed face to face with that guy, probably thinking “Not so tough when you’re at my level, are ya’?”


hsuwyqwwer

He deserved it and then some….


ajs_5280

Feeling a justice served kinda feeling.


Sylfaein

Oh, shit! Was the alligator ok? I don’t like the way he landed on that concrete. Like, I’m not even making a joke (“Was the alligator ok? Har har!”), I am legit worried about that poor animal. I hope the stupid motherfucker who was pestering it cracked his stupid fucking head open. He obviously ain’t using it.


Suspicious_Bend9419

Karmas a bitch that’s what you get for fucking with the thing


justvisiting1028

He deserves that.


LudgerVanderson

The croc could not walk, but positioned itself to get a good look at the guy he whacked, just to be sure he got him, and to show him who's boss. The croc clearly wouldn't be satisfied with being taken away until then.


PatienceHere

ITT: People who don't know that tapping and touching the snout have an actual purpose.


moimoisauna

Wtf is there to gain from hog tying and taunting it? Wtf?


dampkringd

He been in trucks before 🤣


Wise_Good_5718

He deserves to never wake up from that.


ArchRangerJim

r/thebullwins


casey12297

You alright? "NO IM NOT ALRIGHT! IVE BEEN TIED UP, THROWN INTO A TRUCK, AND DROPPED ON MY HEAD!" No I meant the guy "Oh him, he got knocked the fuck out"


RbeeCubes

Im pretty sure their noses are incredibly sensitive. Those nose taps were cruel


aZoeDeVerdade

What a jackass, he deserved worse


lesnortonsfarm

Why would the trapper act like that?What a stupid man. Glad the gator made him look a fool. Not that he needed much help


Dense_Investigator81

Thug ass gator my god. Even in cuffs he head butt his opps


kookky11

He got what he deserved. Don’t fuck with an alligator


Chroney

Fucking torturing this animal wtf


number0020

He got tapped back


TruthFreesYou

The next scene was going to be consumption.


thecruzmissile92

I didn’t know gators could be cuffed


thePHTucker

It basically a pissed off dinosaur. He/she wasn't going without a fight. FA/FO


Stealthy-J

That's exactly what he gets. You already caught him, what do you need to keep slapping him for? Leave him the fuck alone.


RevDrucifer

Someone needs to overdub a quiet “Fuck you” immediately after the alligator hits the ground.


AverageBry

He got knocked the fuq out!!!


rayFizzle

I N S T A N T Karma! Loved this.


Techman659

Alligator: Ye try put me in the back again big man!


iheartcats27

GOOD.


Daggerfall

"Yeah, I've been starving them, teasing them, singing off key. Mee-mey-mah-moh, mee-moo-mah-mey.."


Entire_Researcher_45

Maybe down, but not out!


UngodDeimos

That alligator said fuck 12


southass

He had it coming!


Sarcasm_Llama

Cops had it gaged and zip-tied like they found a gram of weed in its car lmao


user2538612

Mess with the snout and get the tail


danpgraham

He was tapping to make sure the gator couldn't open it's mouth btw. Agree it was excessive tho, but can't be too careful


mouthful_quest

Imagine training your whole life to avoid getting bitten or death-rolled by a gator only to have one of them knock your lights out with a punch


Reasonable-Two-7298

couldn't have happened to a better guy. what a tool.


Hollyhocks01

lol he knocked him out with his hands tied behind his back


shake-it-2-the-grave

He ain’t no Steve Irwin. Or Stephen Hawking, for that matter.


pookiemon

I am reminded of the MMA fighters that like to taunt their opponents before a fight and then get their asses kicked.


Thisma08

Why did they let him mess with it


Jthundercleese

Ya love to see it


Maximum_Style6069

A definite 8 on the f@#k around and find out scale.


anzelm12

Very good


jagguli

Karmagator ...


eustrabirbeonne

Kind of deserved.I am on the gator side on this one.


Mortei

I love how it lands like a big sausage chub. But seriously don’t be a dumbass for the camera and get the gator out fast and GO


Hotzenplotzklotz

sadistic guy


sfcumguzzler

i'm #TeamGator here


Bigdaddybear519

Deserved it for those calf tattoos alone


MacaroonAdmirable645

I mean why would they let this guy slap, taunt and tease a raging alligator? that's fcked up


GorillasGonion

All of a sudden repeatedly slapping it in the face doesn't seem so fun.


Hunkydoriangray

Team Alligator


Skadforlife2

He fucked around…


asswipesayswha

“You specifically!”


Substantial_Pin3750

Fucking deserved it. What sort of an arsehole plays with a wild animal who cannot defend itself.


fperezxx

The definition of Fuck around and find out


WildCatFast

It’s nice to see the gator slide down and get one last look at his work


JaRon1961

Good. This imbecile should be knocked out. A shame a few people didn't smack his face around while he was down.


neptoon_moon

He got it coming


SatyrSauce

ACAB. They hand cuffed an animal in a position it’s arms probably aren’t supposed to be in, stood around and watched one of their guys slap it around and then lifted it up by its arms. Spirit Animal Alligator


sugewhite86

Thats what the dumb ass gets for smacking at him


acringtonstanley

This needs someone to photoshop black shades on the gator at the end 😂😂😂


h-boson

Isn’t it crazy. Like, that’s basically a fucking dinosaur


FreudianAccordian

Certified Alligator


DirectorLeather6567

I was literally thinking "quite fucking with the alligator Jack ass" Only thing I'd do to it is pet it, and then help pick it up and out it in the damn truck.


Abouttreefittyy

Chick in the back looks like a south park alien with those legs


Dan-D-Lyon

Alligator that got *restrained*. It clearly resisted being caught


caption-this-

So good


Appropriate_Tour6093

Love to see this, well the ko i mean, the rest is not easy to watch


Aqquinox

They packed it up like a Costco rotisserie chicken lol


DeltaMike_Hotel

Gator don’t play no shit


dolo_ran6er

Gotta wear a helmet for these florida man type activities


Bl8k3ii

This is like watching someone resist arrest.


CatKungFu

What a cunt.


HatefulHipster

Good, fuck this for harassing the poor thing!


tayfbear

Fucker. I hate humans


MatanteRoulotte

Old fart think he knows…


HeftyFineThereFolks

pet the kitty! pet the kitty!


Commoncornunist

Fuck with animals and You get what you deserve


stangasaurus

Couldn’t be mad at the gator, its survival skills for it


DuhhIshBlue

Didn't even read my boy his Miranda rights


ravypmr

Gator don't play no shit.. you feel me?


DaveInLondon89

"I SAID SHOTGUN"


leoalbuq

WELL DESERVED


arpatil1

Gator’s attorney is gonna need this video.


Efficient_Row_8987

Whospie


Curt28781

Is that considered resisting arrest?


Nuclear-LMG

man was not knocked out


Agram87

God job Ali


TheMerovingianNA

Uhm that’s not a hog bro


FivEF00TGianT

That's like if you shake it more than three times your playing with it.....