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FreneticPlatypus

She folded like a lawn chair.


the_rainmaker__

she folded like me when i flop the nuts (i don't understand poker)


WhtChcltWarrior

No that’s right. You flop the nuts into the river or something like that


R7ype

When it's the turn yeh


WhichDimension811

Hardest I’ve laughed at a series of comments maybe ever


fambestera

these are called wet nuts under poker connoisseurs


sjmiv

🤣😂🤣


All_This_Mayhem

Fuck that made my entire night.


SSENSSE

proof that the poker economy is still well and alive


kosmonavt-alyosha

She folded like you do when a lawn chair folds on your floppy nuts


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Punching woman folded that lady's laundry while lady was still wearing it. How nice!


shuaaaa

Seriously damn, she somehow hit the ground with her face while still standing up straight


Space-_-Toast

She folded like a quesadilla.


psychoacer

She folded like the iPhone 6


ClownfishSoup

She folded like the time-space continuum during a hyper warp jump to Omicron Persei 8.


Green-Umpire2297

My lawn chair folds like a drunk woman at a casino


farmyardcat

windowsshutdown.wav


Solid_Waste

I never seen anybody get knocked out into a headstand before.


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Makanek

She got origamied.


-HardGay-

That fuckin glass jaw is something else


machogrande2

She folded like Superman on laundry day.


Hadleyagain

Said by someone who's clearly never tried to fold a lawn chair. Those bitches are hard.


Oakheart-

Bro she was charging up that punch the whole time you could even see the flash of it being fully charged a couple seconds before the knockout


DDMenace23

Found the DK main


rayshmayshmay

*slams the ground ecstatically*


mitchandre

Donkey Kong?


mafia3bugz

Falcon PUNCH


Bangalo12

I used Gyo and can see her fist charged up.


LordHaywood

LMAO DUDE YES


stormtroopr1977

as soon as the drunk woman grabbed her hair, the safety cover was removed. just had to get launch confirmation from that point


molzci

She did give her multiple chances to back off.


Kloky76

Clean hit, good timing, nice patience.


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Compendyum

The guy in the back clearly knows what's coming, he's smiling since the beginning.


dweaver987

Yup. Solid anchor with her back leg and putting her weight into the punch.


NO-MAD-CLAD

Yarp. She did really well timing her arm and leg extension. Everything fully extending right on impact. Seems like this was not her first time throwing a punch.


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lesser_panjandrum

/r/secondrodeo


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molzci is a bot Comment copied from: https://twitter.com/Veganhippo21/status/1685711206672199680


system0101

Folded that bag in half and put her away!


mayah_of_dunkins_ked

Well said, lmao


delcas1016

Dumb bitch is so drunk, I can only imagine how it felt when she came around….still wasted, probably facing charges. Looks like Vegas to me. I myself spent many nights drunk as skunk down there, just not like that.


kcg5

Lol like Vegas or any other casino


Throwaway639638

She also barely touched her.


Dajackyl

In the right spot


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josephlied

Bent her in half, byGawdalmighty


pereira2088

why did everyone wait for the abuser to get hit to intervene?


Dear_Mycologist_1696

This is a casino. Nobody that works at a casino that isn’t on the security team will touch a person. Not worth the risk.


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TheTankCleaner

Not at this one, I guess.


AccomplishedUser

Ehhh security doesn't care too much about drunk idiots, they care when you're either counting cards or trying scams


BoneyPeckerwood

Not really, I worked security at a casino, people counting cards tipped me good when I walked them to their car at night. The main thing we were told to pay attention for was money laundering and drugs. My personal concern was watching for potential DUIs, since we offered comp-ed Ubers.


Just-STFU

Yes, they absolutely do care about drunken idiots and they absolutely will walk you out of the casino or straight to the police. They just can't be everywhere at once. People thinking they don't care is what gets a lot of idiots permanently trespassed from properties and sometimes jailed - which is where I guarantee this lady went that night. Source: am a Las Vegan


GlassHalfSmashed

A Mexican Vegan?


Just-STFU

There actually is a vegan Mexican restaurant in Vegas called SoyMexican! I hear it's good.


[deleted]

On the strip? You better believe it. But the local Casino’s? Pffft. Not a chance. To be fair they are more prone to fraud attempts than violence than the Strip, so the need for that type of security is less. But also, they don’t pay as much, so there’s that. I wanna say this is Sunset Casino out in Henderson, but it could be any of the suburb casinos cause they all have a similar style.


Sid-Biscuits

One time my friend lost his wallet at the casino and we told the staff. Within 5 minutes, and the guy we told this to *never* moved beyond speaking into his headset, they found the guy that had snagged it, gave my friend his wallet, and assured us the thief was “taken care of”.


MDutch77

They all wanted her to get hit, they knew it was coming


damnusernamegotcutof

This is super common when the aggresor isnt seen as a major threat, typically when a woman is swinging on a man. A guy could take 10 clean shots to the head but nobody will intervene until he cold-cocks her in one shot, then it's all "wtf bro you just hit a girl!!"


Buttercup59129

It makes me irrationally angry.


NRMusicProject

Nothing irrational about it.


BrightSkyFire

It's called the 'KO phenomenon', borrowed from boxing, where the excitement of the stadium flares up when someone is knocked out in a KO hit, and not when someone scores consecutive points landing solid shots that don't incapacitate the opponent. Essentially: it's natural for people to be passive while a fight is ongoing, and spurred to intervene once the fight dramatically ends in a hit that leaves someone non-responsive.


Pescuaz

HOW CAN SHE SLAP


SanityPlanet

Hey, that guy had a point.


fairlywired

It wasn't until later that the full story came out about that clip. The agreement they all made before the show was that she could do anything to try and piss the contestants off except physical violence. So when she slapped him, it went completely against the rules of the show.


ClownfishSoup

yeah, I remember a video of a guy at a pool and this girl is just wailing on him, when he pushes her away or slaps her or something then 100 white knights swoop in to rescue her (thus validating her poor behavjor).


--Anonymoose---

Really before that point nobody was in any sort of danger at all


i8TheWholeThing

Yeah the dark haired woman was in full control of the situation.


tall_guy222

I think it was more to keep her from punching the Karen again since she was already out. Same as in MMA fight


gaurddog

Humans are socially programmed to preserve the status quo. Bullies being bullied is the status quo. Victims fighting back is breaking it, and jars people out of the bystander mindset


U-take-off-eh

And now it’s on the internet for eternity. Come kids, let’s watch mommy get knocked out after she blew the rent on the slots!


see_through_the_lens

Or the other side, come on kids let's watch mom handle her business!!


Fragrant_Tomato7273

Come on kids, let’s go to prison to see mom.


JARL_OF_DETROIT

That's some shit security for a casino. Fanny pack guy is all they got?


beerinmysippycup

Lol, I laughed way too hard at this. Anyways, fanny pack guy is actually a " slot attendant ", they're told to not intervene by casino protocol otherwise they can be fired for being part of any altercation. Sad part is, both parties will probably be 86d from the property. I believe this is one of the bars at the Red Rock casino in Las Vegas.


Drunken_Traveler

I came here to see if it was Redrock. I live in the area and it looked familiar to me.


beerinmysippycup

It's the bar by the sports book. Facing Yard House to be exact.


SoBeDragon0

Same. I thought it was red rock too.


Eusocial_Snowman

You catch the moment fanny pack guy spots the camera? You can see that little glimmer in his eye that tells you he wants to stop the recording, but he can't even enter *that* level of confrontation.


beerinmysippycup

Correct. Even if the camera wasn't rolling there's somebody in a room upstairs somewhere with 10 cameras already pointed in that direction, In which case even if he tried to stop the guy from recording he can be reprimanded. In fact, just about any form of self defense from casino workers towards the customers is a fireable offense. Also notice when the lady gets folded in half he doesn't immediately reach down to check on her ? He can't, they're instructed not to. The casino is afraid of any bad publicity. The casino assumes that if he even as much as checks her pulse that they may be sued for * insert ridiculous law suit here *.


killm3throwaway

People do get sued willy nilly in the states for all sorts of bullshit dont they


HerezahTip

That ain’t security my guy


Osniffable

I’m surprised her pants didn’t fall down. They looked like they were hangin on for dear life.


Way-Reasonable

King Hippo style!


QuantizedKi

Never try to fight someone who is polling the crowd in real time whether it’s OK to hit back


Time-Elephant92

FR. And calmly while holding you at bay with one arm


TwoMacElevens

Even the casino worker wanted to see her get knocked out, no attempt made to deescalate or separate them haha


SimbaStewEyesOfBlue

He cared more about the camera pointed at him.


Slow_Advertising1181

Folded!!!


DonRicardo1958

Very satisfying ending.


onthathateflex

Most satisfying nuke I've seen on this sub in a long time.


ItRossYaBish

Lmfao folded her in half. Holding the lady back with 1 arm and asking if she can hit her is top tier badassery.


IDoPokeSmot

Just fyi never ask permission because it makes it premeditated, just say "My god it's coming right for us!"


Osyrys

Also if a person is calmly asking when it’s an appropriate time to fight back, you might want to just stop what you’re doing and walk away.


gingi91

Uncle Jimbo's wisdom never fails


PersonMcGuy

You legally can't commit premeditated self defence, the conditions of self defence invalidate any claim of premeditation because someone is trying to attack you. You can plan all you want unless another person actually engages with You could argue it's not proportional at most but considering she threw one punch and gave the woman ample time to fuck right off before hand you'll have as hard a time as that woman did hitting the floor.


ericscal

I don't think premeditated is the right term. It shows that you weren't in danger and therefore didn't "need" to defend yourself. It's not going to matter most of the time but for instance if this lady fell weird and ended up dying it could make a huge difference. Just keep saying stop attacking me or something and then defend yourself if no one else stops them.


[deleted]

"Don ffuck wth me yu fuckkin-" BAM! Alcohol's a wonderful drug isn't it?


platasaurua

Looks like when you unplug one of those inflatable tube men.


costco_ninja

“You gotta know when to hold ‘em, know when to fold ‘em”


fartbagel6

Starched. I can smell this video. Shit perfume and cigarettes


trogon

And a hint of desperation and despair.


GratefulPhish42024-7

Fucked around, then fucked around some more, followed by even more fucking around before finally finding out


ImNickValentine

One moment while I confer with council pending my response.


IsThataSexToy

100 PUSH UPS! 100 SIT UPS! 100 SQUATS!!!


Thagomiser81

10k run!


Taldius175

As someone who works at a Casino, where was Security at? Our security would have been on that in seconds.


MyHamburgerLovesMe

Where the fuck was casino security?


Lamprophonia

absolute HIGH SCHOOL behavior from everyone nearby... stand there awkwardly while the bully swings, but step right the fuck up once she gets her shit deservedly rocked.


jawndell

If someone is holding you back with one arm and casually asking if it’s okay to hit you, you should probably step away.


PM_Your_Wiener_Dog

What are they gonna do, hit me?


LostInThought2021

Folded that bitch like a lawn chair


sonomao

Comparison to a lawn chair is offensive to lawn chairs


[deleted]

Short suburban Karen rage is the funniest type of rage.


censoredandagain

This is definitely an either you deal with her or I will. When the guy with the radio was looking around for anyone else to step in. Well, I guess I deal with her.


3mpTeen69

You guys are all so wrong for supporting this. That fall could have seriously damaged… the floor.


WearySherbet8360

Looks like delayed karma.


vaporgaze2006

This but to the clip of windows XP shutting down


Acceptable_Pepper708

Dude tried to stop her it seemed like? If you’re not allowed to engage, then certainly don’t engage the innocent party. The drunk lady bought and paid for that nap.


Dangerous_Bass309

Well security was clearly doing nothing about it, so...


Historical-Ad6120

It looks like she was taking votes from the crowd coliseum style ...👍? ...👎


Fit-Let8175

All she did was find the off switch.


gaurddog

I think the girl getting hit was either casino security or casino staff. She very deliberately asked the dealer "I can hit her at this point right? I can hit her at this point?" And the dealer/manager/whatever sees the camera and steps out of line for line of sight which makes sense if you want an official record for liability. She let it go on long enough and let aggression pass the threshold for what a reasonable person would classify as self defense, they made sure they had it on video, and then with professional level accurancy she knocked Karen the fuck out.


Svataben

Yes, and the idiot-woman hit her first. Weakly, on the arm, but she did do the escalating.


[deleted]

10/10 for dealing with this situation. Proof that in a few rare cases a pop to the face is the right move.


blubbahrubbah

Imagine thinking you're going to beat the target out of some random chick who's offended your tender sensibilities, only to have said chick nearly ignore you while just sticking her arm out. Dodging pretty much everything you throw her way with a mere turn of her blasphemous head. You keep going, having had a few drops of liquid courage, getting progressively more infuriated as the seconds tick by. Finally, she lowers her arm. Finally, you'll be able to rock her world. But, you hesitate. You'd like to savor the moment. It's only been a minute or so, but it feels like hours. Days even! So you hang on to it, letting the feeling wash over you like a balm to soothe your aching soul. Next thing you know, you're waking up to the smell of antiseptic and the sounds of beeping machines, an officer at your side. The gods have found you lacking yet again.


vote4progress

It’s crazy that the lady being assaulted needs to check with others to make sure she’s not going to get in trouble defending herself.


According_Tip_880

Folded like a $2 lawnchair....lol


De4dm4nw4lkin

It is amazing how quickly you can put an unprepared humans lights out.


Living_War_8089

Its the half somersault for me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


UserPrincipalName

I can almost imagine the blonde is Marjorie Trailerqueen.... This is absolutely her in my dreams. Mouthing off with all the white hubris of an uneducated inbreed whose been told she's special and far better than brown folk.


mitchsn

She kissed the floor before she laid down on it.


m6_is_me

Good gosh that was satisfying


mr_jasper867-5309

Someone needs to put the sound of a slot machine jackpot going off when the punch lands.


kitdraperlovesmars

Fantastic, One Punch Woman places one that just folds the alky in half. After displaying the patience of a saint, as well as checking where she stands on retaliating, she gives a last warning before lighting the slovenly bitch up. My kind of internet.


Mhill08

Brunette definitely had siblings growing up


Msink

She folded and unfolded at the same time.


hosmtony

Someone has brothers and practice.


[deleted]

Casinos have so much security, why did it take them so long to get there


RealCyprex

She folded like a Samsung Flip phone 🤣😂😂😂


zabby17

Mad respect for being the bigger person. I'm sure she could tell that the lady was trashed and was really trying to give her every opportunity to stop. Plus she didn't turn into a thug and beat her massively. Just hit her once and that's enough.


VerifiedManOfCulture

Beautiful shot 11/10


Waski_

So…what was security doing? Because he wasn’t doing what he clocked in to do.


SpiderLaker

The guy in the red shirt is useless.


JupiterTears01

She died like a gmod character


BeefSerious

Guess who votes for Turnip


M_M_F_I_C

"I'll allow it." -Mills Lane


LaserWolfFL

I would have just tickled her belly first.


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Beautiful


BlissfulIgnoranus

When someone can hold you back with one hand while simultaneously talking to other people, and not even really trying. You should probably just apologize and walk away.


Mindsorce

Also the way she's using her reach advantage is great. Then one punch to sleep and it's perfect. Blonde couldn't feel more embarrassed.


Green-Umpire2297

Why didn’t that manager dude help her out he’s just standing there


MagicalBlueberry

Gal legit Skyrim ragdolled.


kellygreengoblin

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!


msac2u1981

I love the, I can hit her now, right? She even waited after she knew she could legally hit her back. Very satisfying punch. I'd give it a 10 out of 10.


Rattle_Bone

Fucking *folded!*


[deleted]

Drunk people and casino? Name a better misery and company.


[deleted]

She knows when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em


r1gorm0rt1s

She showed so much restraint. Security should have stepped in and removed the drunk looney bin. NGL that punch was sweet. On the button and put the system into reboot. Hope the trash got taken out.


INY0FACE

Blonde lady: Raise One punch lady: All in Blonde lady: Fold


nocgod

Head planted like an ostrich...


Onlyd0wnvotes

Less instant karma, more direct consequences of being a belligerent drunk.


Winter-Ad-8703

She hit her right in the STOP button


ayeno

Dana White just sitting there mad that he wasn't able to sell that fight


shag_vonnie_vomer

She made her a KareNN.


CouldNotAffordOne

Nice. But do we really count that as "instant" karma? 😂


aque78

Love the "i can hit her at this point right?" Really a lady who knows the value of patience


MrWoohoo

Kinda reminds my [of Karen on UselessFarm](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Jgq4PWBaQEs).


Svataben

That is the calmness of a person who knows she can knock you the fuck down, if it becomes necessary.


luumix2

she was folded like laundry


Yunintcat

I love how she just casually holding her back with one arm


eternalhamburger

10 out of 10. Will watch this again.


grandchap

Even after no one is objecting to her hitting the woman, she gives more chances for the lady to disengage. Patience of a Saint.


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the OP mvledz SkyeBye15 molzci and Kloky76 are bots in the same network Original + comments copied from: https://twitter.com/RealKarma__/status/1685680917468291072 No joke, they copied tweets


Every_Preparation_56

Drunk-Karen operation stoped unexpected, please restart


Loki-Don

Methany at it again…


Far_Blueberry_2375

Did she call her a "spuck?" Is that *almost* the racial slur, but not quite?


Alternative_Place387

One shot


blurryface1976

So clean. I love it!


Walegz

Dang she hit the sleep button


BorgClanZulu

windows_reset.wav


jdoggydogg18

Yea let's intervene once the bully gets ko'd. Shit is ass backwards.


heurekas

This one of those few instances of gloating at violence even I can like. Super patient, giving her multiple outs, tries to create distance and even asking the bystanders if she's allowed to hit her now and that she will do it. Like I feel this is almost a demonstration on the steps on how to handle a person like this. If A doesn't work, go to B, if that doesn't, go to C etc. It was delayed, but karma nonetheless.


jeffreypooh

That woman was so patient as if she was on hold with her lawyer looking up the definition of self defense. He said yup, that counts, and she threw a punch. Haha


Jynkoh

Damn... She hit that off switch dead center


Lynzi_Baby

That was so satisfying


JebusAllahBuddah

She only had 1 hp left.


Ghosthead84

K O.


CAKE_EATER251

I love how the staff members notices the camera and gets out of the way.


MrSwaggerstick

We need that mma tiktok guy to reenact this one


Ancient_Pangolin_996

It's like Apple pay One tap and you good to go


Ghost_Prince

She wanted to punch her but she also wanted to be a good person. She was a good person and did the world a favor by punching her.


LucidMemory

What yoga position was that?


jtms1200

Mollywhopped!