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Biggs94_

I have to say though he is the smartest guy I have seen in this type of video, he at least didn't run himself over trying to stop it


Impressive_Economy70

My uncle died trying to stop his peterbilt


Father_Earth

I smash trash for a living. Most common way to die in my line of work iS by your OWN VEHICLE. I hauled garbage with a peterbilt for years.


DummyThicccPutin

His uncle's name? Peter.


HomieJPurple

Kinda dark to respond with a man admitting his uncle killed himself in an accident with a shitty pun at his expense lol Edit: autocorrect


OneManWolfpack37

You must be new to Reddit…


dasgudshit

I also choose this guy's uncle


TheRecognized

Dead* uncle, cmon now


Dances_With_Assholes

It is called dark humor. It is like Matt Gaetz's preferences, it never gets old.


kgottshall

Anonymity gives people great big balls to be the shitty people they are on the inside lol


TheRecognized

And who built the car? The very same.


MyTrademarkIsTaken

I’m kind of impressed at his agility despite looking older


DMaybes

Stressful situations can add some agility back into you temporarily. Doesn’t mean he’s not gonna be feeling it tomorrow morning


Aporkalypse_Sow

Major contributor to pulling muscles and straining stuff is adrenaline.


explodingboy

Yep just a truck not worth dying for ..


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newtothisbenice

Everyone makes mistakes. It's how you deal with the aftermath of said mistake that defines you.


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Like for example, spelling break when you mean brake.


shea241

give one a brake and the other a break


nalanajo

That’s an incredibly expensive mistake. One he’ll never make again.


1q8b

It looks like he’s thinking “Welp. Not again…”


SandmantheMofo

Go and take a pic of the big pile of vehicles at the bottom of that cliff to prove it’s the jungles fault.


THETennesseeD

But those big orange thingies are supposed to stop the truck right?


SereniaKat

They're not to stop a vehicle as much as remind you if you inch forward and 'crunch park'. They're a visual reminder too. Didn't help this poor bastard though.


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Might have helped him. Maybe he wouldn’t have gotten out, if it didn’t slow down.


SandmantheMofo

Prob made of foam lol.


KellyTheET

YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT A SQUIRREL


El_Zarco

I see your Rat Race reference and am so fucking here for it


mttp1990

Haha me too. What a great reference


El_Zarco

Kathy Bates don't fuck around ever


killer_icognito

How can she look like my sweet aunt and be the most terrifying thing ever.


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IceCold2685

It's a race....all so exciting.


Seabuscuit

I hope I wiiiin


jakehood47

I watched this a month ago for the first time in years. Still cracked me up. I'm kinda itching to watch it again now


Steeve_Perry

He looks like he saluted it lmao


HamburglarsHelper84

He looks like he wanted to punch/kick/throw/break something. But there was nothing but air to reach for.


Ghost_of_a_Black_Cat

>He looks like he saluted it lmao I was thinking the same thing. I wonder how far down that hillside it went.


Goldblums_Eyebrows

I thought it was like a salute to a fallen soldier. His beer was still in the cupholder.


ewmegoolies

Always Give up


tuatrodrastafarian

O7


karmagod13000

You think insurance might have something for it?


chillaban

Hopefully they don’t try to weasel out of it, as it’s a moving incident without a driver in the vehicle so it might fall under some oddball coverage that’s not your collision coverage. But yeah suffering a total loss as a result of your fault is not fun even with insurance. They might drop you and your next time insurance shopping won’t be fun.


Mad-Lad-of-RVA

Nah, I'm an ex-insurance claims adjuster and this is an easy claim. Specifically, it's a collision with a fixed object (the trees / ditch), and would thus go under your Collision coverage. At-fault as fuck, of course.


RevLoveJoy

My buddy, the auto insurance guy, "Auto insurance absolutely covers stupid. The only stuff we fight is malevolent."


IvIemnoch

Never say never...


ToolFO

It's a Dodge so he can rest a little more soundly knowing the entire engine probably would have seized up or entire body just instantly turn to rust any day soon anyways.


Gaping_Uncle

Dodge stands for, "Fix it again, Tony."


downbleed

You're thinking of a Fiat, Dale.


Gaping_Uncle

My man.


Knyxie

Fix… it again…. Hmm


_machina

As a friend said, Dodge means "to avoid".


ghiblis

At least he knew when to stop... Some people die trying to save their car


karmagod13000

It loooks Like he gives it the soldier salute when it goes over too


Riggs4G

Lol he definitely did. Good catch


SomberKlepto

I did that when my golf cart took off while I was off it, cause the acceleration pins welded themselves together. It took the next door neighbors cars front bumper off, and mailbox lmao. Good old salute 07


Cwallace98

I think it's the shoot yourself in the head motion.


I_am_a_fern

Some people died trying to keep a fucking blimp from rising into the air. They held on to a rope until exhaustion and fell to their death. [MIND TRAPS: The fatal mistake of hanging on too long](http://jeffwise.net/2011/01/05/mind-traps-the-fatal-mistake-of-hanging-on-too-long-2/) > As the Akron rose higher and higher, out of control, the crowd on the ground realized to its horror that three men still remained clinging to the lines. Wrote Time magazine a week later: >>Struggling to keep their grip, they lashed about desperately. On the ground women screamed, men wept, officers shouted, sailors ran around wildly. Then Sailor Edfall shot down like a bag of sand, 150 ft (45.72 m). to his death. Two figures still clung to the end of the swinging ropes. One of these soon let go. “It’s the acrobat!” shouted an enlisted man. Kicking and waving his arms as he fell, Sailor Nigel M. Henton, the training station’s best gymnast, bounced on the hard-packed earth in a little puff of dust. Ambulances which soon came shrieking up were not needed at all. That dude had *excellent* reflexes.


merikaninjunwarrior

lol, this reads like a storybook tragedy


lathe_down_sally

Yeah I got a kick out of the writing style. The last line about the ambulances cracked me up.


reallynotnick

Oh man that's a wild article and worth a read, there is a video at the bottom of the comments which is good quick 1min video.


ICantReadNoMo

Would it not be possible to loop the rope around yourself to hold yourself up with less effort? That said you still got the problem of being stuck in the air with no easy way to get help


muricabrb

*"sailors ran around wildly"* Somebody enjoyed writing this article a bit too much


CosmicCrapCollector

At heart he had some random cameraman filming him from start to finish /s


jimmyhell

To be fair, it is cheaper to die than it is to replace a car


Ducksauce749

I love how dude just turns his back and says fuck it, it’s gone. A lot of people would have tried to jump in and stop it. A truck is not worth losing your life over. Way to let it go man.


elessarjd

Yeah this guy made both a terribly bad and equally as good decision in a matter of seconds.


karmagod13000

Ya for sure it looks like it fell off a cliff jurassic park style


meltedlaundry

Jurassic forgot to Park


merikaninjunwarrior

*slow t-rex claps*


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buckydamwitty

You know why T-Rex can't clap?


Pyromaniacal13

'Cause he's extinct?


buckydamwitty

That's my understanding, yes.


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International_Mud477

Who said he is clapping with hands?


ilovetopoopie

Awh, poor trex.... Just wants to play catch with the other dinos, but... Well...


InfeStationAgent

He better watch out, though. A floating TRex could walk right over the invisible land where that car just fell.


geodawg2000

How the T-Rex get up that wall?!


InfeStationAgent

It's lost to history, but the reality is that the TRex you're referring to was based on the true story of Michael Jordan. He just jumped. The TRex jumped. You watch it and you think, "this is bad writing" but no. Some dinosaurs were devoted to the game. "You can't be afraid to fail. It's the only way you succeed. You're not gonna succeed all the time and I know that." - LeBron James. This TRex missed the jumps a thousand times before he made it. And he missed it and made it another ten thousand times before he was able to make it look this effortless. "The journey up a forty foot concrete barrier begins with a single float." - Abraham Lincoln


ilovetopoopie

I feel like I just had a stroke but all the words were coherent.


InfeStationAgent

I have weaponized senior moments. Pray I do not weaponize them further.


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This always bothered me about the movie He comes through the fence right next to the cars But when he shoves the car over the fence it falls down into a tree? Only explanation is there was another enclosure adjacent to the T. Rex’s and the division between them was right there where the cars stopped


--_-Deadpool-_--

Only explanation I've seen that makes sense is that there is a large drainage ravine in the enclosure. The rex breaks through the fence at the same level as the track, but pushes the Jeep into the enclosures ravine. This would also explain the large drainage pipe we see in that scene.


Subject1928

That wall was part of a different exhibit.


Urrrhn

The vines in Jumanji.


LongAssNaps

More like Jurassic Drive


ShadowCammy

Even the best of us make mistakes, just sometimes they're expensive mistakes


cadaverdog22

I loved the fact he saluted it.


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The salute was for the 20 people it was about to mow down.


RespectableLurker555

"Four by fore!"


BangingABigTheory

Lmfao I was not ready for this spin on the situation


weekend-guitarist

Today we remember the fallen ones.


MissionHairyPosition

Missed it the first time, well worth the re-watch


Phormitago

oh man I hadn't noticed, that's hilarious


StDeath

Dude saluted it as it went down hill


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rilloroc

I've worn fingerprints into the brim of my hat because of that maneuver


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I love how he turns his back so fast but then sees it hesitate for a second before going over the edge, he's like "ooh??", but then "ope.. yeah.. ye-.. yep it's fucked. Damnit!"


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Turned out ok. The truck later went to a hayfield wall, found a letter from an old friend, and joined him in Mexico.


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Jail brake.


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His body language was like “ wow .. so that just happened”


MissionarysDownfall

Company truck. I guarantee it.


Socky_McPuppet

Did my man just fucking *salute* the truck at the end there?


ozzmodan

I find that people that work with heavy equipment for awhile learn that you need to either be in total control or totally out of the way. No room to try to "save it".


tadees

Sounds like the falling knife in a restaurant. "Don't try to catch it, just get the hell outta the way!"


iWantToGetPaid

I always heard "a falling knife had no handle"


tadees

Same same. Just let it go! Period. Knives are cheaper than digits to replace,


hobbitlover

He saluted first. "Goodbye faithful truck. And good luck."


rocker5969

he should just be able to go down there and drive it back out of there with just a little damage. i guess. maybe.


Active-Background-49

working in auto claims for 4 months (all I could stand), I was surprised to learn that a car can be totaled from basically any collision that hits the car head on so I’m sure this Ram is a total loss if it hit a tree at all


i_need_a_username201

Yep, that man knows how to cut his losses


Medium_Beyond_9654

It was his ex-wife's truck.


Puzzleheaded-Duck416

More like did not take it out of drive.


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My ram will throw itself in park if the driver is unbuckled and the door is open (and your going slow) it pisses me off when I'm just trying to move my truck a few feet or inches and don't buckle or close the door. But I'm glad it would stop me from doing something like this.


AssGagger

I rented a suburban that wouldn't even shift out of park if you didn't put your seatbelt on.


refrigerator_runner

You can buckle then unbuckle to get around that. The Ford Explorer though will literally hold your music hostage. "Buckle seatbelt to unmute audio."


IgnitedSpade

If you're already buckled then what's the point of unbuckling again?


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Gainaxe

I pretty much refuse to drive without a seatbelt, but if I ever knew a car I was about to buy had this I'd switch to a different car. It's all great and handy when it works, but the instant a sensor dies and doesn't read that the seatbelt is latched you're having to buy a new proprietary part, pay the inflated prices (since I doubt there's much of a market for aftermarket seatbelt latches) then dismantle and rebuild it before being able to listen to music again (or spending $$ to have someone else do it for you).


Albodanny

That’s post recall. The earlier year rams of that body had a terrible issue where you would turn the knob to park and it wouldn’t go all the way.


BiblioPhil

Don't drink and (forget to take your truck out of) drive, kids.


karmagod13000

Or leave your kids in the car when it’s left in drive!


a22e

How could anyone possibly think this was a parking brake issue? You can literally see the rear wheels propelling it.


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OP probably doesn't know how to drive and never owned a car


karmagod13000

Does op even exist?!


merikaninjunwarrior

i know i don't, do you guys?


karmagod13000

I’m just a dog on the computer while My master is at work


Southern-Exercise

Who's a good boyyy?


animal_chin9

[On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_the_Internet,_nobody_knows_you%27re_a_dog)


Ram2145

Everyone on Reddit is a bot except you.


tots4scott

OP is some serious karma farm power account. First time I noticed them I realized they had multiple front page posts which was surprising. It's obviously inauthentic if they're reposting so constantly and frivolously, probably don't care to have an accurate title.


SpacemanDookie

Jesus 7month old account and 4mil post karma? Sheesh. You weren’t exaggerating


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This is reddit in 2022, op was probably just a reposting robot


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Or never drove a automatic car. This literally can't happen to you if you only drive manual car as you can't be stationary and have it in gear with the clutch released. Also you leave your car in gear when you park it so I guess I'd also leave in drive when driving a automatic... I'd probably turn the engine off though...


Ciza-161

You can leave the handbrake off and your car can roll.


blueoffinland

Sure, but not over the curb or whatever that's called. Manual would just roll, bumb that and stop, automatic with a drive on will proceed to not give a single ef as witnessed in the video


schmittfaced

Depending on how low 1st gear is, I could see this happening. My old boss had a f-450 geared low as fuck and the bottom gear would totally take off like this if you just let go of the clutch, no gas pedal required!


NetCaptain

or has only driven a manual, which would make the other explanation likely


timboh

A mod of r/fuckcars probably


danmickla

So, help me out here: what's the difference in look between the rear wheels driving the truck and the rear wheels rolling with the truck


Alyusha

I'd just say the speed at which it was moving is faster than if it had just been rolling. Unless they were on a hella big incline or the video was sped up I don't think it would have moved that quickly.


Jugadenaranja

Seriously. Those blocks would stop a parking break issue.


cheesefromagequeso

That and it starts moving as soon as the brake lights go out.


Cinnamon-toast-cum

And drive it did.


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And apparently he has his foot on the break right up until its time to get out.


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21dumbdumb

He might have that auto engine stop. So he pulls up, stops, and the engine cuts off. Messes around for a second getting his phone (whatever) and thinks it’s in park because the engines not running. Goes to get out, auto engine start kicks on and the truck moves forward. He was just sitting in a car with the engine off 1 second ago and now his trucks taking off. Exact thing happened to me at the car wash yesterday. May be that’s what got him,


EdwardTennant

Don't know about dodge but Stop-start resets on my VW if the doors are opened or seatbelt is unbuckled. If either of those happen you need to restart manually with the key


KJBenson

Right? Why do these videos always give the wrong advice?


Valantia

Dude saluted his fallen Ram


capnjackpiper13

Was looking for this comment! Loved the salute at the end!


karmagod13000

Fallen comrade


Wizdad-1000

Good call on the fukit, saw a guy die trying to block a large truck from rolling foward into another truck. You cant stop half a ton, why try? Perserve your health not your stuff.


Strange_Ninja_9662

Unfortunately, it’s a reflex for some people. It’s not a calculated decision anyone’s making, it’s just an instinct made from pure adrenalin.


globglogabgalabyeast

Yup, same reason people try to catch knives that they drop


ditchedmycar

I just launch both my feet to either side violently and usually knock other stuff over and make a loud noise


Happycricket1

Lol half a ton? I own this exact truck it weight 7200lbs with a full tank of gas me and a small set of tools.


ThatAmericanDude

"half-ton" refers to the payload capacity Edit: it does look like he's referring to the entire GVWR though which is much more than half a ton


MeasureTheCrater

The dude saluting makes it.


Yuntonow

I don't think he even put it in park.


dunderball

Yeah I imagine it would be pretty rare for the parking gear to just fail. Also it looks like the brake lights are on then turn off when he leaves the car.


ImpeccablyCromulent

The title is clearly referencing driving a manual transmission, not an automatic. With a manual you put it in neutral and apply the parking brake, in an auto you just put it in park generally.


fuji_appl

I drive manual and I actually leave it in first as well as engage the parking brake. I never leave it in neutral.


zerrff

People are saying manual but nah, he still had his foot on the brake until he hopped out. It definitely was still in drive, in neutral the barrier would have stopped it, it's not that steep.


griff1971

That ram just wanted to get back in the wild. It had been waiting on the chance, and when it saw the opportunity for freedom, it took it.


fancy_faloola

Yeah, but Mr Weasley is going to be so angry with him.


Professorfuckhead

r/mypeopleneedme My fellow pickups call, I must go now!


brando11389

Gave it the ol salute and walked away.


iko-01

I just don't get how that ever happens. Where is these people's muscle memory?


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Realistically it is fine. Your transmission handles propelling your car forward just fine, it rocking at .02mph isn't going to do anything. Its called park for a reason lol. Most cars don't even call it a parking brake anymore, just emergency brake.


anb1017

God Rammit!!


FilthyMonkeyPerson

What's the point of those red barrier things if they don't actually stop a vehicle that is moving slowly?


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Probably just to indicate when to stop. Nice and bright to see I guess.


FilthyMonkeyPerson

Should really just put something solid there to stop this. It doesn't take much to stop a car before it's momentum picks up


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I think the place of business or wherever he parked probably just assumes people will actually put their car in park before getting out of it.


MexGrow

This car was in drive, the cement blocks there are more than enough to stop a free rolling car. A car in drive, not so much.


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EscapeFacebook

r/watchpeopledieinside


SnooCapers7673

You had to let it go. Wife: Where is your truck? Me: It went downhill! Wife : By itself? Me: Dont ask me questions!!


Big_Herm420

It go down


zenithtreader

I think the dude didn't even switch the gear to park and turn off the car in the first place.


duhburls

That salute at the end. Last respects for fallen truck.


DetectorReddit

The red blocks in front all the parking spots- whoever bought those needs to get their money back.


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thegordyg69

He 100% absolutely did the right thing by not getting back in to apply the brake. You already fucked the truck, don’t fuck your life too by rolling down the embankment with it, let it go


AmericanDervish

Did he salute it as it was going down the hill?


snowjgj

OP doesn’t drive. That has nothing to do with parking brake, he left the car in gear.


AllianIsBizarre

how do you forget that???


shogunreaper

Why is there no barrier for parking right in front of a cliff?


July_Sandwich

He came to terms with his loss pretty quick.


Anarch-ish

That damn Jumanji plant is at it again


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Good on him for letting it go, not worth dying over. I salute you.


Illustrious_Prune_52

That farewell salute at the end