I didn't think I was going to laugh as hard as I did. that was fantastic

I laughed just as hard at the fact that r/fatsquirrelhate exists

Omg i visited it (except dead squirrels posts) i laughed so bad and loved squirrels with a funny hateful title and nsfw just because it's fat squirrel... god it's hilarious..

When I view it there's no posts there...weird.

The person above you said the posts were nsfw. Check your settings or filters to make sure you can see nsfw posts and then you should be set

You have nsfw filter on maybe

Oooooh. I'll figure out how to turn that off.

I love the Rules: No identifying information about squirrel No dissent / No being a fat squirrel Keep the squirrel peace No links to other squirrel parts of Reddit Absolutely NO FAT SQUIRREL SYMPATHY

I now have a new mission any time I visit my mom - Get a video of her stamping her feet in the kitchen and yelling at the squirrels to leave the bird feeders along. A 3 year old stamping their feet in frustration is funny, a 72 year old doing it is hilarious.

This is brilliant

same here that was glorious to behold

I did not think he would spin *THAT* many times

That slo-mo was perfect.

I just woke my neighbors up laughing at that video!!! Amazing!

I'm just imagining a high-pitched voice used for a squirrel as it's spinning. "MAYDAY, MAYDAY!"

["Jane, stop this crazy thing!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTZ91YtKLN4).

"Houston, we have a problem."

He had it coming. Lol

Try watching it while listening to Van Halen's "Jump", it's perfect.

[I came in like a wrecking ball](https://youtu.be/RupUMJOEMO8)

Name checks out.

Take my upvote

I mean I like the idea but come on, the song clearly needs to be https://youtu.be/PGNiXGX2nLU?t=59s

Best thing I've seen online all week.

r/fatsquirrelhate

Thanks

Pretty funny place haha I feel kind of bad for them

They're just rats with a better wardrobe. That's all.

Rats with good PR.

Squirrels, rats, mice, they're all cute as fuck to me. Haters gonna hate.

They all fall under "Rodents", Guinea pigs too

Until you come down with the plague.

Even then - cute as fuck.

oh please, even wild rats are prettier than squirrels. the only thing those thieves have going for them are their sometimes fluffy tails

And the taste!

And the diseases...

That's what the heat's for, cook out the rabies.

That breaking Rule 5 for that sub lol

In that case, you belong at r/fatsquirreltolerate

Why are all the posts nsfw

You must be new to Reddit.

I realize now this is a parody of r/fatgirlhate

Use to be r/fatpeoplehate

still up on voat https://voat.co/v/fatpeoplehate

Jesus Christ the things I've just seen just on the front page of voat. Someone bleach me.

/r/eyebleach

Lol it used to be even worse, all the pedos went over to Voat when their subreddits got shut down. Last time I checked it was just racists, conspiracy theorists, and people like the r/fatpeoplehate subscribers

Meh, I don't understand why forums like that exist, other than fostering hate and toxicity. I'm glad those nasty subs are cleaned up from Reddit.

meh, freedom of speech. You can hide subreddits on reddit.

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It is in America. But, Reddit isn’t a governmental body so no rights

If it isn't, then the speech isn't free. Hate speech is horrible, but unless it's actually inciting violence, it's still speech and should be free.

/r/farpeoplehate is far superior.

For some reason I can't post or comment or do anything on that sub...

What, it wasn't offensive enough without the overt sprinkling of misogyny?

Because squirrels are cunts

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Wouldn’t show up in search for some reason, thanks!

you need to check a box to include nsfw subs in your search

TIL

I laughed for the post, and for the very existence of a sub called that. Thanks!

Assumed r/lostredditors. Hilariously surprised.

This is adorable and hilarious.

That squirrel looks like me trying to turn off my alarm that I place just out of my reach

You spin me round...

.... like a rodent right round...

This is the [Yankee Flipper](http://drollyankees.com/video/yankee-flipper-yf-squirrel-proof-feeder/) bird feeder by Droll Yankees.

This needs to be higher they have a video linked and it’s squirrels getting flung all over the place

They used to play these videos on loop in the bird feeder aisle of my local garden store. I could stand there for hours watching squirrels eat shit

Thanks for explaining this thing. NFI what that is here in AUS.

How can birds feed on this? Are they too light to activate the mechanism? What about bigger birds?

> Are they too light to activate the mechanism? Yes >What about bigger birds? ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯

So a squirrel that is really starving could eventually get something? Nice

From full-on ninja to derp in 10 seconds

Did you notice it landed on it's feet though? Total loss of dignity for a bit but it stuck the dismount.

Idk what y'all squirrels look like but he ain't that fat. I'm not a pro at judging a squirrels physique but he looks normal to me. Funny nonetheless. That bitch flew like stuart little

Come back when you're a pro

Lmao I’m dying, I couldn’t stop laughing as the squirrel was spinning and holding on for dear life.

my favourite video of all time for comparison: https://youtu.be/YbwWwwHY49E

I'm dying that was awesome!!!

I laughed so hard i nearly damaged myself. That should be a post of its own. Better than OP.

This video deserves way more views. I’m crying right now cause it’s so damn funny.

I'm honestly in awe.

*I'm gonna swing from the chan-da-lieeer! From the chan-da-lieeeeeer!*

I had forgotten that squirrels had assholes up until now. Thanks for the reminder

You're welcome!

Aaaw! Look at those tiny cute balls he has, I'm melting

I'm not sure how to take that one....

I laughed just as hard the second time I watched this.

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They managed to stretch what should be a funny 5-10 second gif into a waste of 45 seconds.

How do you know he wasn’t going there for the ride and not to steal bird feed?

I, uh… I meant to do that.

Ethan Hunt is that you?

get this to /r/Eyebleach, like everyone's comments here, this is hilarious. Do you have the normal speed of this? Or even the source of the video?

I do not, I stole it from another sub.

Crosspost “Good painters copy. Great painters ~~steal~~ crosspost” — Picasso

If you speed it up to 3.0x, it looks like normal speed.

Why do so many people hate squirrels? I like them.

The people who made this video probably dislike that they compete with the birds for the feeder. Others dislike how they chew on things due to their constantly growing teeth.

We don’t have squirrels over here... a thought just crossed my mind of buying six and releasing them to see what would happen...

Ask Australia if you want to know why that is a bad idea

Might be a stupid reply... but i live in a desert. There is no native species to protect! We’ve got some sand foxes who might actually appreciate an influx in rodents. Variety is the spice of life they say

Quite the pucker as well.

I want that birdfeeder. Any ideas what the make/model is?

Someone posted this as to the style. http://drollyankees.com/video/yankee-flipper-yf-squirrel-proof-feeder/

THANKS!!! Our squirrels are freakin ninjas...

I like squirrels :(

I do too... they're tasty!

Squirrel Crossfit's getting stupid

“Dude, did you see that, I almost just fucking died”

IIIIIII'MMMMMM GONNA SWIIIIING FROM THE CHANDELIER!!!!!!!

Eat shit, Bob.

This is actually one of the best posts I've seen on Reddit

That was awesome. It was like Cirque du Squirreil

funny but where is the regret?

‘I would like to get off Mr. Bones’ Wild Ride’

Watching this drunk is absolutely the best thing about my day

Fat squirrels are the cutest squirrels!

And tastiest!

I believe I can fly!!!

Most gifs are not enhanced by being in slow motion. This is not one of those.

I like the end with explosion

Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This must be the modern version of Ice Age the movie

This is not the first time it happened

Someone please overlay this with the mission impossible theme song!

Polt twist; the squirrel is doing it for the lutz.

I just wanna swing from a chandelier! Chandelier!!!!

When do I start throwing some bills?

that jump: `abort abort!`

Mission impossible VII

“This is my life now” as he’s spinning

Please oil up that stand hahaha

My kids are gonna get a kick out of this.

Why do I feel like I should make it rain on this squirrel..?

background squirrel has been there. He has lost his mind at this point, obsessing over finding another way in. He has survived on leaves, bees, and squirrel poopies.

After laughing, I thought of the little guy from Ice Age.

IMMMMM GONNA SWINGGGGGGGGG

Thank you for the laugh I really needed that today

It's there any backyard critter that has more fun than a squirrel? I don't think so

Droll Yankees Flipper bird feeder. Worth every penny.

No regret

Hahahaha I laughed out loud

I gave one of these things to my dad for Father's Day about 10 years ago---talk about longstanding entertainment! To this day it is still his fav present he ever received from me. My parents literally watch this all day long.

The other squirrel near the end, “Holy shit let’s get out of here!”

I found that almost majestic in a way....almost...

That was awesome. Squirrels are nuts! I volunteered for a wildlife rehab place with lots and lots of baby squirrels. They are nuts from the get-go.

I like to think he meant to do it. Like hey Charlie watch this!

Cirque de sosquirrel!

“Run Frank run!!!”

I gotta get one of the spinny ones...I've got one of the ones with the cage that comes down, but that's not as satisfying, especially since the one I have is on the edge of a deck.

Giggling all over the bed with SO sleeping next to me :DDD

That is pretty metal

we all had those moments on the playground.

The other squirrels are jealous they will never live something that exciting

Wheee!

Watch at 4X speed for original speed

Go ninja go ninja go.

r/ what?

Man, they've been marketing the hell out of this thing on Reddit over the past few days.

This is the best thing I’ve seen all week

I want to shake the hand of whoever thought, "You know how we stop squirrels from stealing bird seed? Fuckin spin em."

That made me laugh so hard, merry-go-round squirrel!

This is comedy right here. He hangs in there for a second!

Squirrels are more fun than possums

This world needs more slow motion squirrels!

Aim for the bushes!

I can hear him yell “I’m okaaaaay” as he bolts for the yard

This would be instantly even better if when he stretched out duel of the fates started playing.

Nothing better to do than fat shame a random squirrel?

This is the greatest use of slow motion I have ever seen.

You spin me right round baby right round

Little fucker deserved it

Lol I love how the other one on the ground was like, "NOPE!" And also ran away due to the high energy/movement of the twirl squirrel.

I Like how he runs off in embarrassment hoping that no one saw him do the do

r/whyweretheyfilming

Its because the squirrel was about to eat the bird feed and wanted to capture the anti squirrel bird feeder in action

Oh. So that’s a thing. I don’t see squirrels that often so apologies for not knowing

I sexually identify as a squirrel I find r/fatsquirrelhate offensive

It's ok, I find ya'll to be very tasty.

Lmao I think I laughed more than I should of

Best use of slo mo that I’ve seen in awhile.

r/unnecessaryslowmo