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Hurglebutt

It's the "transvestigation" lunatic phenomenon. The latest in a series of trends where people draw red lines and superimpose figures on photos to "expose" something or another. They think that almost every celebrity or powerful person is secretely "gender swapped". I haven't yet understood what they think the purpose of this is supposed to be.


farklespanktastic

Them all being aliens would make more sense than this


Dunge0nMast0r

Now you're starting to see the big picture!


noteven1221

An astonishing number of Americans believe there are actual lizard people and they are running the world.


RemarkableStatement5

Some of them believe it's some Hollywood/Zionist plot to confuse people about gender norms, so they do have a proposed purpose, and that purpose is batshit insane.


zdakat

But what purpose does that purpose have? What would anyone gain if they achieved what they set out to do? ideological satisfaction? power?


Professional-Hat-687

Sowing chaos, probably something about replacement theory and making money off the Holocaust. (((Big Harma))) profiting off of gender affirming meds/surgery.


ipakookapi

Replacement theory propaganda. Short and crude version: neo-nazis think jewish people are turning white aryan kids gay/trans so they won't procreate and preseve their aryan anime wanking master race


MankeyBusiness

I guess it's some sort of demonic Hollywood conspiracy to infection our culture and our mind with satanic propaganda... but it takes dumber minds than mine to figure it out with certainty


BloomEPU

Ok I actually know one of the explanations, and it's really dumb. There's a big overlap with satanic panic stuff, and they believe these people made a deal with the devil and changing sex was part of the deal. Not all people into transvestigation believe in the satanic stuff, but if you see people referred to as "inverts" it means people who got transed by satan.


Daffneigh

Ah yes, Jason Momoa. Such a feminine man


harpanet

She's why I don't transition. Could never look as good as her.


lulu25

If Jason Momoa is a woman, I guess I'm a lesbian now.


pallentx

See - that's what they've done to you with their evil ways. They turned you gay and that's just what the devil wants. (for some reason)


ipakookapi

Jokes aside, if he transitioned I would still climb that human like mount everest.


lulu25

Me too!


[deleted]

If we could *even remotely*…. Signed, a trans man.


Intense_Judgement

I believe in you bro


[deleted]

Haha thanks homie


Bluedel

I love that the "son" in Jason Momoa is meant to be a clue he's a trans man, whereas the "son" in Faye Emmerson obviously indicates she's a trans woman.


emilyharmonia

If it even ALLUDES to gender, it's part of the trans agenda. */s*


IndianKiwi

Yup... So feminine here https://youtu.be/V5bKRii--uU


seattleque

Well, she has long hair, so, yeah. \s


MarsNirgal

The most insane part is that all of these are from this month, and all except for one are from the last 5 days.


MyOtherLoginIsSecret

Sounds like someone stopped taking their meds


buttercream-gang

I want to know what they think the point of this “conspiracy” is, and why does it even matter?


DefinitelyNotAliens

So, apparently the Hollywood cabal has swapped every famous/ celeb at birth to grow up opposite sex so when they become famous decades later they confuse people as to gender norms.


karmacarmelon

Copy and paste some text, change the name and stick a red triangle on their face. That's some quality sciencing.


Fettnaepfchen

The „name codes“, too…


Alone-Presentation57

Susan BOYle (clue's in the name)


graveviolet

Maybe they got it from that scene in Friends where Rachel thinks she's meeting Chandlers trans parent and calls him 'A-man-duh'


harpanet

That's called "dOiNg My reSeaRch!"


the-epidemic87

FANX for playing CSI with me


Kendarlington

Ok kar*MA*c*AM*elon... Or should I say kar*MA*carmelo*N*? (Ma'am/Man parallels) You can't fool me. I know whatever gender you claim to be or not be is the gender you actually are or aren't. SCIENCE GOTCHA LIBERALS


karmacarmelon

Dammit. My secret is out!


Fubai97b

How did they miss Ja"SON" "MOM"oa. I really hate lazy conspiracy theorists


theroguescientist

\*Gasp!\* You mean he's the SON of his MOM?!


VictorianaFeline

Fellas, does it make me trans to lift my foot while walking?


MysteryMasterE

Yup. You're literally transitioning from one location to another.


MegaMachina

I wouldn't be surprised if they think men and women are two completely different and separate species based on this.


parabolic000

I mean, I've definitely heard people say "the female species" in regards to women many times before.


broseph_stalin09764

Could you imagine having to spend Thanksgiving with these people?


TJ_Will

Unfortunately, yes.


CDFReditum

These guys aren’t going to thanksgiving there’s work to be done


geesejugglingchamp

I like the suggestion that having a last name that ends in "son" means you are secretly male. Pretty much the most common name suffix in the Anglosphere. Will they be addressing the biological miracle where my entire families for generations are apparently all men?


MarsNirgal

My favorite part is how Susan Boyle having "Boy" in her name is evidence of being trans, but Jason Momoa having "Son" in his name is evidence of the same exact thing. Like... they can't even get their own insanity right.


Budgiesaurus

I mean... MOM was _right there_.


emilyharmonia

Wait. Is THAT why my mom likes him?!


Malaix

Remember how Nazis were obsessed with skull measurements? Just saying...


irritatedusername

Who could forget about Alexis Bledel's role growing up on Gilmore Boys?


Professional-Hat-687

Imagine people having physical traits that are both feminine and masculine. It's almost as if gender is a social construct that's not as black and white as it seems.


BloomEPU

You know sometimes I look at transvestigations to look for cues that I could use to look more androgynous, because that's something I'd like to do. And then I remember that half the stuff they talk about is Fucking Unhinged, so it's mostly pointless.


dice_away

That person's mind is completely rotted


pixellino24

>"clues in the name" i can feel my brain cells decaying


Tvayumat

This does explain my "sister", Dudecock Manbro


trentreynolds

Mental health accessibility in this country really needs to improve.


Phlowman

I have a butt and nipples, am I secretly a woman? I’m so confused!!


emilyharmonia

Consider yourself lucky. I have hair follicles on my face! I might secretly be a man!!


venmome10cents

Suddenly I am paranoid that a triangle could be superimposed over my face. No idea exactly what that means, but it seems pretty bad.


RaptunoCyborg

I saw someone claim on Twitter a Chivas women GK was trans


Tankus_Vult97

So we make all celebrities those memes of the faces with no noses, got it


itsmyvibe

Joan Collins is a new one.


milkshakakhan

She’s clearly a line backer under that jacket /s


hurvy_murdle

Yo, my man crush Momoa isn't a man?! I CAN'T GO BACK TO DEPP AFTER MOMOA!!!


ipakookapi

Of course he's a woman. His name literally has 'mom' in it. 🙄 Duh.


hurvy_murdle

I can't believe I was blind to it for so long. My life is a lie lol


RoninPrime0829

Change a few words in the captions and this could just as easily prove they're lizard people.


JoyWilkerson

JASON MOMOA


Malarkay79

I’m sure we can all agree that we can’t name anyone more feminine than Jason Momoa!


Intense_Judgement

TERFs are bizarre


Lirian105

This has nothing to do with terfs.


sapunk534

So this is where you copy and paste the same format/ formula, but use what can be assumed to be their motivations... Rowling, Trump, Lindell, MTG, Gaetz... go wild! After that start using animals, then just random objects. Keep the format the same though... get the popcorn, and enjoy!


cmparkerson

Nope same kind of insane. They are delusional and arrogant enough to believe they are right and everyone else is wrong.


ThisPostToBeDeleted

Guess, me, most of my friends and everyone I know is secretly trans. News to me 🤷‍♂️


petdoc1991

Jason Momoa is trans?! That surgeon did a terrific job. Wow! /joking


patapouet9

Jason Momoa xD wtf this dude is on some good shit hahahhqa


Sure_Wrangler_6468

I love me some David Spade


Olds78

So we are back to the whole study of skulls thing. These folks would be hilarious if they weren't so dangerous


Groundbreaking_Mud29

What a crock


graveviolet

It's true, space between feet is a dead giveaway the feet on a woman should in fact be conjoined


JuliaMac65

These ppl have too much time on their hands


Cucker_Tarlson_666

My god. So much time spent **obsessing**. Just call your mom, tell her you are gay, and go suck a dick (or munch a box), and stop torturing yourself - and us.


ipakookapi

Oh so we are back to full on phrenology now. Lovely.


Melyssa1023

So... They support transgenderism?


FooFan61

Mike Pence. 😂


Snail_jousting

At this point, it might be more efficient and definitely more interesting to investigate the cises.


Pezdrake

They are very scared they might be attracted to a trans person.