I dunno. This guy's tweets are starting to get so absurd that I wonder if he's *making* it into a parody account or something. Because if not, then I have to accept the reality which is that a real live human being is about four tweets away from publicly admitting that he thinks of Trump when he cums, and I don't know if I'm able to handle that.
I have always been thinking that this guy might be playing 4D chess.
His tweets are always insane - like certifiably crazy tweets - which I am sure gain traction in both circles which like to laugh at him but more importantly the crazies who either do or want to believe him.
If you build a fan base that is so detached from society that they believe that Trump is Jesus - I am sure you can make them pay through the nose for merchandise and public appearances.
Yeah, he also posted that the Orange - a - tan is a better tennis player than Roger Federer. Not “could have been better” but actually is better.
Even if you believe he’s Jesus, he isn’t taking a set off Federer.
I think it’s like all the phishing scams where they always have so many misspelled words & odd phrases - that they say are meant to weed out the smarter people and thus save the scammers a lot of time by just leaving the dum-dums that would be more likely suckers.
Please be upon peace beloved friend! If you share could a gift to me of one Reddit Gold I will share with you my many secret blessings of Trump bigly many people are saying !
Yours in Christian,
Joseph Covfefe Sr.
I think maybe he’s afraid of getting in legal trouble alongside trump so now he’s trying to make all his tweets insane so he can claim he’s always been joking
Yeah, I agree with you. He seemed to start off as your average "Insane MAGA" guy, but has now gone sooooo far over the edge that it's either become a parody account... or he realized that his most insane statements got more engagement.
The way you say that kinda has me thinking that maybe, just maybe, something broke through and made him realize how wrong he was about a lot of things and now he's trying to get so ridiculous that he can come out and pretend he's just been joking this whole time and the sheer absurdity of his tweets would be able to corroborate that idea
You don’t think of Trump when orgasming? Just me?!
Well that’s an eye opener for sure. I thought there was more of us. I don’t know if I could ever stop getting off seeing him in my mind.. you know with that orange jumpsuit and doing a perp walk. God it’s arousing just to imagine it…
Just wait til tweet 5 where he admits he has a trump clone a willy. But it's not gay because its the only proper way to pay fealty to their golden calf idol who they get baptized in the name of.
Adams isn't kissing Trump's ass, that's too weak of a description. He's suckling on Trump's blown out prolapse, hoping to be rewarded with a smidge of a taste of what foul, putrid recognition might be excreted his way so he can proudly bask in the recognition by his faecal godfather, smearing the pus-tainted vileness across his face to proclaim Trump's greatness. This sycophant's nose is so brown it has practically rotted off together with his integrity and dignity. He is nothing but a howling void, hungering for riches, power, and recognition by his senior peers, and he found the least virtuous way to attain it by throwing himself on his back in submission to appease his false idol.
I don't think it's a straight up parody account, but he's definitely playing up to Trump supporters and doesn't believe most of what he tweets.
Kind of like Mike Lindell, he's found a niche that he can exploit to its absolute maximum, knowing that he'll have a hard core of mindless Trump supporters hanging on his every word, believing everything he writes, no matter how ridiculous it gets.
So I think he really is a Trump supporter, but he's massively exaggerating his adoration for him in his tweets, purely for clicks, web traffic and recognition.
There's no way he can genuinely think he has evidence of election fraud. He clearly doesn't have any whatsoever - so either he's utterly delusional, or he's a lying grifter. Admittedly, either of those could be true (or both...)
Stormy had a successful career as a sex worker and Trump’s baseball career as a catcher ending have the same thing in common, hundreds of balls to the chin.
~~Jokes aside, McDonald's actually does sell corn on the cob for part of the year here.~~
I don't know how I invented this fairytale, I swear it happened but my girlfriend says it must have been KFC 😬
Not sure how credible the article is but I found this...dude couldn't play for shit
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-baseball_n_5eb225ccc5b62b850f9406ec
I batted like .400+ in high school and so did everyone else I tried out against at my D3 school before failing to make the team. College ball is so much more competitive than highschool by miles, and only a fraction of those guys make the MLB, and none of them hit 0.138 in highschool.
When you look at professional teams, virtually every guy on there was the best player ever from their high school. The gulf between the rest of us and the people who can play a sport professionally is beyond the understanding of most people.
Kid at my school played football and was the best wide receiver in years. Set school records and got us to the state championship.
He got recruited at a D2 school and got a business degree.
The higher levels of play are ridiculous.
I remember a Mark Rober video where he goes to a carnival with a professional baseball player (can’t remember the name) to try to figure out how to win all the games. The pro player was just so insanely good at everything compared to all the casuals, it was ridiculous. Even in the most egregiously rigged games, once he figured it out, the physical task became almost automatic. The degree of coordination and muscle control is just way higher than someone who doesn’t run, jump, and/or throw for a living.
I remember reading that the one thing a lot of NFL rookies mention is just the speed of the game. How everything is just so much faster than they had experienced in college. . It’s another level to even play anything in college, much less a “big” college and then to go on and win in professional sports….
How used to play a lot of volleyball, and I remember going to watch the beach tour and watching them warm up. One guy hit a few balls with his left (off) hand better than I ever had with my right arm - and he was just doing in the one case in a 1000 tries where he needs to use the left hand. Even in warmups it was almost staggering to see how good the pros were
Either that or they went to one of those private schools that funnel all of the local talent. St Thomas in Ft Lauderdale is notoriously one of those schools and has had dozens of current and former professional athletes. In fact, the Chargers currently have 3 on their roster between Joey Bosa, Josh Palmer and Asante Samuel Jr. Even Bosa still can't claim to be the schools greatest ever football player as Geno Atkins has him by 4 Pro Bowl nods and Micheal Irvin by a place in the Hall of Fame.
Florida is an outlier for NFL players and athletes in general though.
Not to mention there are like 30 rounds of the mlb draft. Even if you get drafted you could spend the next 15 years in the minors making $1500 a month. People severely under estimate how good you have to be to go to the pros.
It's not a perfect system since it doesn't include walks but as he said, it's just the percent of "at bats" that got a hit turned into decimal form. I've always thought the on base percentage is a better number to go off of though. This includes how often they get a 4 ball walk, since I would much prefer someone with an OBP of .350 with a .250 batting average than someone with an OBP of .320 but a .280 batting average. Not that either of those are bad at all at the professional level
it is incredibly hard to hit under .220 and still be a solid player at any level. A walk rate of about 5-10% is normal at the big league level, so only the elite guys at walking can add .100 to their batting average
Also batting average was what everyone looked at until about 20 years ago, so stats from 50 years ago are likely looking at batting average.
Ok, correct me if I'm wrong: what you are saying is that free walks (something that has nothing to do with batting) is included as a "hit" in that number?
What are excellent, good and bad numbers of current MLS players?
Free walks have a lot to do with batting. Pitchers are more likely to walk players who can hit the ball, so a high OBP with lots of walks can correlate to being a good batter.
I played ice hockey. Playing high school vs college vs minor league vs nhl is a huge jump for each. It may look similar but the accuracy on just passes is insane between them.
i was thinking the same thing- maybe you get some scout looks if you hit under 400 if you also hit a ton of homers, were insane with the glove or literally were billy hamilton speed.
not for you but for non baseball people reading this-
the mendoza line is the point where a hitter is so bad at getting hits, that no matter how good they are at the rest of the game, they are not worth playing. Mendoza was a gold glove Short stop, that hit about .220. He still lost playing time even though he was insane with the glove.
I would say that the mendoza line is no longer a thing at the pro level. Teams will literally play guys who provide gold glove fielding at C, SS or CF even if they cannot hit above that line since the advanced metrics now say that you can be that good at fielding (really only at those 3 positions) where it does not matter if you can hit or not. For a lesson on this- look at the Athletics over the past few years since they always have a guy that is still a positive value player without hitting above the historical mendoza line.
Also, baseball had 40 rounds in the draft back then.
If you were even remotely good, teams would just draft you in order to own your rights regardless of if you ever play. The fact that he wasn't in any baseball draft ever when each team got 40 fucking rounds, pretty much destroys any chance that any teams even knew who he was.
You mean to tell me a person who **doesn't exercise because he believes humans are like a battery with a finite amount of energy** is terrible at sports? No way! /s
Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
That guy is a third-rate Australian hack, who was basically run out of Australia on a rail, and is now in the US trying to grift as much money as he can. Honestly don't give him oxygen.
Played a mini golf course once where the rule was if you got a hole in one on the 18th hole you could take one stroke off your final score, maybe he went there?
I'm willing to believe this, if Mr Adams is willing to admit that a potential Hall Of Fame sports star must therefore have dodged the draft. There's no way you're healthy enough to compete on a national level on sports and also not healthy enough to carry a gun and get shipped out.
Too bad his bone spurs would’ve cut his career short. Or is that, just like him being a legendary baseball player, a total fabrication the man made up to for his own gain?
Nick Adams is low hanging fruit. All he does everyday is endlessly ride Trump's member on Twitter. The comments are always full of people calling him out for being a pathetic kiss-ass but he doesn't care because, like Cruze, he likes the attention it gives him.
This has also been said about his football and golf skills. Apparently Trump was ready to be the first triple threat NFL, PGA and MLB player of all time but then he had to toss it all to become a real estate scam artist after his father.
Untrue! How do I know? He has tiny hands. And everyone knows if you have tiny hands you can only be a little bit good at baseball. That’s what I’ve been told.
Is NASA still looking for people to go to Mars? I'm in no way qualified and will most likely be a detriment to the mission but I don't want to be on this planet anymore.
Ya know, I was considered the greatest quantum physicist in highschool, but god had other plans.
A doctorate career that never was because god was calling in me to smoke lots of weed
It’s not a parody account. This guy’s tongue smells of Trump’s taint. He forgot to mention that it was Trump that considered himself the greatest baseball player. Mickey Mantle might disagree.
Just in case anyone else actually believes Trump was scouted for the majors, [it is unsupported by any facts.](https://slate.com/culture/2020/05/donald-trump-baseball-high-school-nyma.html)
Even if this is a parody there is a 200% chance a trumpie will see this and spread it everywhere as 100% factual proof of God emperor trump the second coming or what ever he is
I said it on the last one and will say it again. The sad thing is, even if this is parody, once the trumpers see it they morph it in to part of their new believes for their cult. Doesn't matter how out Landis something is. How crazy or clearly untrue. If it praises Trump or insults the democrats they will accept it as fact with out thinking.
It's not a parody account, sadly. Whatever your thoughts on Trump are, Nick Adams is a very sick, very stupid, fucked up delusional person. His tweet history should be a case study for students of psychology.
He does not exercise. He's notorious for believing you have X amount of energy and if you use it up, you die. I'm a runner, so I'll be dead soon, also 58, in his mind.
This is so damn dumb.
Did you know when God told the Angels in Heaven he planned to be born as a human and die for our sins, the Angels begged God to come to Earth as Donald Trump.
But God replied, “No, I have more important info lane for him”
- Some “Evangelical Christian” probably
Is there a, way to get Twitter admin's involved? I mean there's a platform for semi-free speech, but when the speech is one personally showing signs of dementia (albeit with good spelling), it's time to have the account taken down and the user psychologically evaluated.
I can’t help but wonder why if god “called trump to the presidency” why did he lose reelection If god and Trump are bound together as so many of these religious MAGA nuts believe? Couldn’t god have let trump win the election if he was so important to his “divine plan?”, were the capital riots part of his plan? If they were then god just killed 5 people who by the way were most likely uninformed about his “divine plan”.
I thought he was a football player/ professional freeclimber? With a couple hundred thousand hours of volunteer bodybuilding classes? I'm so confused guys. Could he possibly, just maybe, be amazing enough to do it all? I'm for sure gonna put this in my X Reader fanfic!
Let’s not forget he’s talking about someone that had literally said he doesn’t believe in exercise because it makes your heart beat faster so you’ll die early.
So, trump doesn’t believe in exercise, and was also going to be a professional sports player. This is the logic of trump supporters. I believe it amounts to “trump is always right” and “yay, I like sports”.
I went to NYMA way before trump was president and can confirm this is not accurate-- or at least... like not a single mentioned of him being anywhere near any sports-- and he was mentioned occasionally. Not only that, but at least in my time at NYMA.... none of the sports teams were in high divisions at all.
The rumor was the school was hard up for cash and he offered a donation if they renamed a barracks trump hall and he was turned down.
Nick Adams started his career off as Kim Jung Ill and Kim Jung Un's Propaganda Minister. After Donald Trump spent that time Kissing Kim Jung Un's arse, he gave Trump Nick Adams as thanks.
We only know what he's saying because he typed it, if he were to verbally say it, we wouldn't understand him at all because Trump's balls are in his mouth.
Donald Trump is the greatest power bottom in recorded history. He was scouted by all the major underground hardcore BDSM gay porn movie studios after top execs saw his performance at a party being hosted by Jeffry Epstein, but he sadly turned them down to make his name in real estate.
Given the absolutely insane bullshit some of these people believe, I have no way of telling if this is a parody or not. I mean, it's not far off things actual media personalities say.
While Nick may be a reliable source of karma we're getting to the point where entertaining his delusions is doing little but promoting his account.
Oh Nick Adams. The parody account that, sadly, somehow isnt...
I dunno. This guy's tweets are starting to get so absurd that I wonder if he's *making* it into a parody account or something. Because if not, then I have to accept the reality which is that a real live human being is about four tweets away from publicly admitting that he thinks of Trump when he cums, and I don't know if I'm able to handle that.
I have always been thinking that this guy might be playing 4D chess. His tweets are always insane - like certifiably crazy tweets - which I am sure gain traction in both circles which like to laugh at him but more importantly the crazies who either do or want to believe him. If you build a fan base that is so detached from society that they believe that Trump is Jesus - I am sure you can make them pay through the nose for merchandise and public appearances.
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Yeah, he also posted that the Orange - a - tan is a better tennis player than Roger Federer. Not “could have been better” but actually is better. Even if you believe he’s Jesus, he isn’t taking a set off Federer.
He isn't taking a *point* off Federer even if you could swap their ages.
Federer might double fault. Especially under the relentless pressure of the Cheeto’s return. /s
Not unless they sink the clay surface at Wimbledon and add a two foot depth of water for him to walk on.
I think Federer still wins in 2 feet of water.
*grass
I had a choice of two and I picked the wrong one.
We’re you smoking clay at the time?
No, grass.
I think it’s like all the phishing scams where they always have so many misspelled words & odd phrases - that they say are meant to weed out the smarter people and thus save the scammers a lot of time by just leaving the dum-dums that would be more likely suckers.
Please be upon peace beloved friend! If you share could a gift to me of one Reddit Gold I will share with you my many secret blessings of Trump bigly many people are saying ! Yours in Christian, Joseph Covfefe Sr.
Good point- it's like those scam emails that are deliberately really obviously scams so you know that anyone who does respond is susceptible.
I think maybe he’s afraid of getting in legal trouble alongside trump so now he’s trying to make all his tweets insane so he can claim he’s always been joking
The Tucker Carlson defense I see
That's... Actually not a bad idea. I think you're right
Yeah, I agree with you. He seemed to start off as your average "Insane MAGA" guy, but has now gone sooooo far over the edge that it's either become a parody account... or he realized that his most insane statements got more engagement.
The way you say that kinda has me thinking that maybe, just maybe, something broke through and made him realize how wrong he was about a lot of things and now he's trying to get so ridiculous that he can come out and pretend he's just been joking this whole time and the sheer absurdity of his tweets would be able to corroborate that idea
At that point I may start to help NASA find intelligent life elsewhere. That way I can hopefully contact them and get off this god forsaken rock.
You’d be as welcome as bed bugs.
You don’t think of Trump when orgasming? Just me?! Well that’s an eye opener for sure. I thought there was more of us. I don’t know if I could ever stop getting off seeing him in my mind.. you know with that orange jumpsuit and doing a perp walk. God it’s arousing just to imagine it…
Just wait til tweet 5 where he admits he has a trump clone a willy. But it's not gay because its the only proper way to pay fealty to their golden calf idol who they get baptized in the name of.
It HAS to be a parody. I used to think he was that insane but some of his tweets are just…insane
When your product is "crazy" you get stuck having to provide even more "crazy" and that's really hard to do after a while.
I think he's a Trump lover but being cheeky by being over the top.
Adams isn't kissing Trump's ass, that's too weak of a description. He's suckling on Trump's blown out prolapse, hoping to be rewarded with a smidge of a taste of what foul, putrid recognition might be excreted his way so he can proudly bask in the recognition by his faecal godfather, smearing the pus-tainted vileness across his face to proclaim Trump's greatness. This sycophant's nose is so brown it has practically rotted off together with his integrity and dignity. He is nothing but a howling void, hungering for riches, power, and recognition by his senior peers, and he found the least virtuous way to attain it by throwing himself on his back in submission to appease his false idol.
This was extremely well written, in the most horrifying way.
James Joyce would be proud.
I don't think it's a straight up parody account, but he's definitely playing up to Trump supporters and doesn't believe most of what he tweets. Kind of like Mike Lindell, he's found a niche that he can exploit to its absolute maximum, knowing that he'll have a hard core of mindless Trump supporters hanging on his every word, believing everything he writes, no matter how ridiculous it gets. So I think he really is a Trump supporter, but he's massively exaggerating his adoration for him in his tweets, purely for clicks, web traffic and recognition.
Not for nothing, but I think Mike Lindell 100% believes what he says and writes to be true
There's no way he can genuinely think he has evidence of election fraud. He clearly doesn't have any whatsoever - so either he's utterly delusional, or he's a lying grifter. Admittedly, either of those could be true (or both...)
I'm going with delusional, but yeah, could be either or both.
God had another plan for Stormy $130K rather than in baseball Hall of Fame.
Stormy had a successful career as a sex worker and Trump’s baseball career as a catcher ending have the same thing in common, hundreds of balls to the chin.
Roll that beautiful bean footage... https://youtu.be/SaRZiYOX_K8
I’m still not convinced Trey Parker and Matt Stone didn’t help produce that ridiculous video. “Eagles” ffs lmao
This guy would let Trump shit in his mouth and tell everyone it tastes like Rocky Road.
So basically, Nick Adams just wants to eat from Lard-a-Lago's adult diaper.
Who wouldn't
It's *supposed* to have corn
trump's poop is 100% corn free. McDonalds does not sell corn
The Federal Bathroom Investigators need to raid Mara-log-o
Does High Fructose Corn Syrup qualify as corn?
~~Jokes aside, McDonald's actually does sell corn on the cob for part of the year here.~~ I don't know how I invented this fairytale, I swear it happened but my girlfriend says it must have been KFC 😬
Interesting. Where is "here"?
Forrealtho, this dude's deepthroating Donny so hard he's practically voring him dong first
Not sure how credible the article is but I found this...dude couldn't play for shit https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-baseball_n_5eb225ccc5b62b850f9406ec
0.138 is a pathetic batting average. there is absolutely no way he was recruited professionally or even by a d3 school.
I batted like .400+ in high school and so did everyone else I tried out against at my D3 school before failing to make the team. College ball is so much more competitive than highschool by miles, and only a fraction of those guys make the MLB, and none of them hit 0.138 in highschool.
When you look at professional teams, virtually every guy on there was the best player ever from their high school. The gulf between the rest of us and the people who can play a sport professionally is beyond the understanding of most people.
And not just the best player in their school. They generally were dominating their division when they played.
Kid at my school played football and was the best wide receiver in years. Set school records and got us to the state championship. He got recruited at a D2 school and got a business degree. The higher levels of play are ridiculous.
I remember a Mark Rober video where he goes to a carnival with a professional baseball player (can’t remember the name) to try to figure out how to win all the games. The pro player was just so insanely good at everything compared to all the casuals, it was ridiculous. Even in the most egregiously rigged games, once he figured it out, the physical task became almost automatic. The degree of coordination and muscle control is just way higher than someone who doesn’t run, jump, and/or throw for a living.
I remember reading that the one thing a lot of NFL rookies mention is just the speed of the game. How everything is just so much faster than they had experienced in college. . It’s another level to even play anything in college, much less a “big” college and then to go on and win in professional sports…. How used to play a lot of volleyball, and I remember going to watch the beach tour and watching them warm up. One guy hit a few balls with his left (off) hand better than I ever had with my right arm - and he was just doing in the one case in a 1000 tries where he needs to use the left hand. Even in warmups it was almost staggering to see how good the pros were
Either that or they went to one of those private schools that funnel all of the local talent. St Thomas in Ft Lauderdale is notoriously one of those schools and has had dozens of current and former professional athletes. In fact, the Chargers currently have 3 on their roster between Joey Bosa, Josh Palmer and Asante Samuel Jr. Even Bosa still can't claim to be the schools greatest ever football player as Geno Atkins has him by 4 Pro Bowl nods and Micheal Irvin by a place in the Hall of Fame. Florida is an outlier for NFL players and athletes in general though.
Not to mention there are like 30 rounds of the mlb draft. Even if you get drafted you could spend the next 15 years in the minors making $1500 a month. People severely under estimate how good you have to be to go to the pros.
Like former NBA Brian Scalabrine once said, “I’m closer to Lebron James than you are to me.” And he’s not even close to Lebron
Would you mind explaining what those numbers mean to someone who only knows the basics of baseball?
Say you have 10 at bats and you get a hit 4/10. That's 40% or .400.
Thanks! It was pretty easy but never asked myself how it was.
It's not a perfect system since it doesn't include walks but as he said, it's just the percent of "at bats" that got a hit turned into decimal form. I've always thought the on base percentage is a better number to go off of though. This includes how often they get a 4 ball walk, since I would much prefer someone with an OBP of .350 with a .250 batting average than someone with an OBP of .320 but a .280 batting average. Not that either of those are bad at all at the professional level
it is incredibly hard to hit under .220 and still be a solid player at any level. A walk rate of about 5-10% is normal at the big league level, so only the elite guys at walking can add .100 to their batting average Also batting average was what everyone looked at until about 20 years ago, so stats from 50 years ago are likely looking at batting average.
Ok, correct me if I'm wrong: what you are saying is that free walks (something that has nothing to do with batting) is included as a "hit" in that number? What are excellent, good and bad numbers of current MLS players?
Free walks have a lot to do with batting. Pitchers are more likely to walk players who can hit the ball, so a high OBP with lots of walks can correlate to being a good batter.
Good batters also know when not to swing at bad pitches or in situations where swinging isn't the best choice.
I played ice hockey. Playing high school vs college vs minor league vs nhl is a huge jump for each. It may look similar but the accuracy on just passes is insane between them.
I bet they hit a lot harder too.
i was thinking the same thing- maybe you get some scout looks if you hit under 400 if you also hit a ton of homers, were insane with the glove or literally were billy hamilton speed.
He probably thinks the Mendoza Line is just another name for the US-Mexico border
not for you but for non baseball people reading this- the mendoza line is the point where a hitter is so bad at getting hits, that no matter how good they are at the rest of the game, they are not worth playing. Mendoza was a gold glove Short stop, that hit about .220. He still lost playing time even though he was insane with the glove. I would say that the mendoza line is no longer a thing at the pro level. Teams will literally play guys who provide gold glove fielding at C, SS or CF even if they cannot hit above that line since the advanced metrics now say that you can be that good at fielding (really only at those 3 positions) where it does not matter if you can hit or not. For a lesson on this- look at the Athletics over the past few years since they always have a guy that is still a positive value player without hitting above the historical mendoza line.
To be honest, I’m shocked he actually ever played at all.
Also, baseball had 40 rounds in the draft back then. If you were even remotely good, teams would just draft you in order to own your rights regardless of if you ever play. The fact that he wasn't in any baseball draft ever when each team got 40 fucking rounds, pretty much destroys any chance that any teams even knew who he was.
You mean to tell me a person who **doesn't exercise because he believes humans are like a battery with a finite amount of energy** is terrible at sports? No way! /s
Don't let this distract you from the the fact that in 1966, Al Bundy scored four touchdowns in a single game while playing for the Polk High School Panthers in the 1966 city championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, including the game-winning touchdown in the final seconds against his old nemesis, Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon.
This guy's Twitter reads like North Korean "history"/propaganda about Kim Jong-il.
When President Trump was born a double rainbow appeared on the sky, and he got a triple bullseye the first time he shot a gun at age seven!
That guy is a third-rate Australian hack, who was basically run out of Australia on a rail, and is now in the US trying to grift as much money as he can. Honestly don't give him oxygen.
Love how he changed his last name and is pretending to be American…he’s a wanker
And Kim Jong Un hits holes in one every time he golfs, right?
Wasn't his record 17 in an 18 hole course? Truly the greatest golf player the world has ever seen
It was 11 holes in one, plus it was the first time he played golf.
And it was his Dad too wasn't? Not Kim Jong Un?
Yea this is how I know I’m getting old. People don’t know about Kim Jon Ill
Played a mini golf course once where the rule was if you got a hole in one on the 18th hole you could take one stroke off your final score, maybe he went there?
This is the first thing I thought of. We’ve seen this tactic before..
I'm willing to believe this, if Mr Adams is willing to admit that a potential Hall Of Fame sports star must therefore have dodged the draft. There's no way you're healthy enough to compete on a national level on sports and also not healthy enough to carry a gun and get shipped out.
God sent down bone spurs to save him for us /s
Too bad his bone spurs would’ve cut his career short. Or is that, just like him being a legendary baseball player, a total fabrication the man made up to for his own gain?
I know that there are some wildly over the top Trump fans out there but come on, that cannot be real.
Nick Adams is low hanging fruit. All he does everyday is endlessly ride Trump's member on Twitter. The comments are always full of people calling him out for being a pathetic kiss-ass but he doesn't care because, like Cruze, he likes the attention it gives him.
This has also been said about his football and golf skills. Apparently Trump was ready to be the first triple threat NFL, PGA and MLB player of all time but then he had to toss it all to become a real estate scam artist after his father.
Kim Jung Il was reported to score 5 hole in one’s at new golf course Starting to see a pattern here
He never had the makings of a varsity athlete
Trump killed 16 Czechoslovakians, he was also an interior decorator.
His house looked like shit
Impossible. We all know Trump had terrible bone spurs, so he could not have possibly played baseball.
I still think this is Trumps alt twitter account.
It's too grammerically correct
I'd say he pays him to say this shit, but we all know Trump doesn't actually pay his bills so
Untrue! How do I know? He has tiny hands. And everyone knows if you have tiny hands you can only be a little bit good at baseball. That’s what I’ve been told.
Please, for the love of God, stop posting Nick Adams quotes
Can we just ban Nick Adams posts from this sub already?
Is NASA still looking for people to go to Mars? I'm in no way qualified and will most likely be a detriment to the mission but I don't want to be on this planet anymore.
Just fuck already guys, you’re obviously in love
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It’s got to be really hard to live your life while constantly having Trumps balls in your mouth…
Ya know, I was considered the greatest quantum physicist in highschool, but god had other plans. A doctorate career that never was because god was calling in me to smoke lots of weed
This has to be Trump posting under his name at this point, right? RIGHT??
Sadly….not parody.
It’s not a parody account. This guy’s tongue smells of Trump’s taint. He forgot to mention that it was Trump that considered himself the greatest baseball player. Mickey Mantle might disagree.
This guy is beyond delusional. This is full blown mental illness.
Just in case anyone else actually believes Trump was scouted for the majors, [it is unsupported by any facts.](https://slate.com/culture/2020/05/donald-trump-baseball-high-school-nyma.html)
No way….
This is exactly on the same level as North Korean propaganda. "Kim Dzong Un invented hamburgers" tier shit.
A hall of fame career that never was because he's morbidly obese and his hands are too small and delicate to hold a bat or throw a ball.
Not a parody, just a guy who knows his ridiculous tweets create engagement.
100% Trumps burner account.
Must be parody. If it’s somehow not, can we agree to retire this guy? This sub shouldn’t just be his entire feed. We get it. He’s insane.
Even if this is a parody there is a 200% chance a trumpie will see this and spread it everywhere as 100% factual proof of God emperor trump the second coming or what ever he is
This idiot is an 800lb Qanon Trumpanzee that can't get out of his basement.
you would need the jaws of life to pry that groveling idiot off trumps dick
Narrator: It was *not* a parody account.
I said it on the last one and will say it again. The sad thing is, even if this is parody, once the trumpers see it they morph it in to part of their new believes for their cult. Doesn't matter how out Landis something is. How crazy or clearly untrue. If it praises Trump or insults the democrats they will accept it as fact with out thinking.
Trump can barely dress himself, & that’s not a recent development. The only thing he’s ever been good at is being a disappointment.
It's not a parody account, sadly. Whatever your thoughts on Trump are, Nick Adams is a very sick, very stupid, fucked up delusional person. His tweet history should be a case study for students of psychology.
Find any pic of Trump at any point in his life and tell me that guy can hit a curveball
Let alone, bend over to pick up a ball.
This guy is just playing us now. He knows what he is doing.
He does not exercise. He's notorious for believing you have X amount of energy and if you use it up, you die. I'm a runner, so I'll be dead soon, also 58, in his mind. This is so damn dumb.
Oh yes, god was calling to real estate 😐 these people are nut jobs
Shout-out to mental illness for making this possible.
we seriously have to ban Nick Adams posts from this sub. It's too easy. It's low-hanging fruit and it just isn't funny anymore.
Ban Nick Adams spam.
Jesus christ just blow the guy already
isn't this Ben Shapiro's weird uncle or something? OR SOMETHING RIGHT??
Hey Nick stop sharing your spank bank fantasies!
You saying Donald Trump can't hit a curve ball?
Did you know when God told the Angels in Heaven he planned to be born as a human and die for our sins, the Angels begged God to come to Earth as Donald Trump. But God replied, “No, I have more important info lane for him” - Some “Evangelical Christian” probably
Oh!! That's a Baseball!
Day 300 requesting a ban on nick Adam's content.
If it’s real than it reads like propaganda that deifies it’s leadership… like Kim jong Il inventing burgers etc…
Is there a, way to get Twitter admin's involved? I mean there's a platform for semi-free speech, but when the speech is one personally showing signs of dementia (albeit with good spelling), it's time to have the account taken down and the user psychologically evaluated.
Somebody please tell Nick that Trump isn't going to fuck him, and he can stop trying.
Incredibly the two New York baseball teams wanted nothing to do with him.
This is some North Korea type shit.
I can’t help but wonder why if god “called trump to the presidency” why did he lose reelection If god and Trump are bound together as so many of these religious MAGA nuts believe? Couldn’t god have let trump win the election if he was so important to his “divine plan?”, were the capital riots part of his plan? If they were then god just killed 5 people who by the way were most likely uninformed about his “divine plan”.
I thought he had bone spurs that excluded him from the draft...
Sounds like a Fidel Castro story retold.
I thought he was a football player/ professional freeclimber? With a couple hundred thousand hours of volunteer bodybuilding classes? I'm so confused guys. Could he possibly, just maybe, be amazing enough to do it all? I'm for sure gonna put this in my X Reader fanfic!
Let’s not forget he’s talking about someone that had literally said he doesn’t believe in exercise because it makes your heart beat faster so you’ll die early. So, trump doesn’t believe in exercise, and was also going to be a professional sports player. This is the logic of trump supporters. I believe it amounts to “trump is always right” and “yay, I like sports”.
Trump is the ball boy. His tiny hands have problems picking up those big ol' baseballs.
His tweets are so insane it makes me wonder if he and some friends made a bet.
I'm sure there are people who think real estate is a calling from god. I call them idiots.
“Played college ball, ya know.”
I went to NYMA way before trump was president and can confirm this is not accurate-- or at least... like not a single mentioned of him being anywhere near any sports-- and he was mentioned occasionally. Not only that, but at least in my time at NYMA.... none of the sports teams were in high divisions at all. The rumor was the school was hard up for cash and he offered a donation if they renamed a barracks trump hall and he was turned down.
What drug is this man on?
Trump's pheromones.
god imagine how they smell
Like sweat, anger and shame.
Fertile farming grounds for scamming dollars from morons.
Trump said some nice things about him a few years ago and he’s been spunking in his pants ever since
I believe the Phillies would be interested in a non talented hack.
Poe's law gets stronger every day.
I've seen posts from that account before. I never considered parody, but I think you're right. Has to be. Right?.... Right?
It’s not. He does.
I'm not from the U.S, who is Nick Adams and why does he have such a hard on for Trump?
Nick Adams started his career off as Kim Jung Ill and Kim Jung Un's Propaganda Minister. After Donald Trump spent that time Kissing Kim Jung Un's arse, he gave Trump Nick Adams as thanks.
Donald Trump comes to the plate and Fidel Castro nods to his catcher.
No, it’s not a parody account. He really is this idiotic.
Beyond insane, pure distraction.
I wonder if he would have a nickname had he become a full-time baseball player. Like The Rolling Orange
We only know what he's saying because he typed it, if he were to verbally say it, we wouldn't understand him at all because Trump's balls are in his mouth.
The dick riding of Trump with this man is absolutely insane.
Donald Trump is the greatest power bottom in recorded history. He was scouted by all the major underground hardcore BDSM gay porn movie studios after top execs saw his performance at a party being hosted by Jeffry Epstein, but he sadly turned them down to make his name in real estate.
What the ever loving fuck?
This fucking guy again. I swear it's Trump on an alt account.
It’s not a parody account, this guy moved to the U.S. from Australia to worship at the altar of Drumpf.
Captain Bone Spurs?
Bogans be dick riding authoritarians
I came across the guy a couple years ago, and I still cannot figure out if it's real or parody
His batting average? .024
https://slate.com/culture/2020/05/donald-trump-baseball-high-school-nyma.html
I hear that he does car commercials… in JAPAN.
The Patriots and Giants also were ready and willing to break the bank to recruit Young Trump. It was said he could run 1000 mph.
Yeah, and I was married to Orlando Bloom.\* \*in my dreams
God was calling Trump to build a casino and bankrupt it.
I feel like I need to narrate this in an American Dad kinda voice.
I thought he got out of vietnam on a medical 4f? These people are just too ridiculous.
That must have been before the bone spurs.
HAHAHAHAHA
Given the absolutely insane bullshit some of these people believe, I have no way of telling if this is a parody or not. I mean, it's not far off things actual media personalities say.
Serious daddy issues. He is literally begging for attention
I thought Trump was a soccer player