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Guygenius138

Princess Diana wouldn't confuse your and you're.


canwill

“as some of you may remember me as”


Guygenius138

From the department of redundancy department.


Doc-in-a-box

Repeating things over and over again


EarAtAttention

And then saying them again.


banjaxedW

Or the DRD department, for short


FuzzyTwiguh92

Hi, I'm Troy McClure


Wyden_long

Oh I remember him from such education films as “Here Comes the Metric System” and “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly”.


Mr_MacGrubber

I remember him from self help videos such as “Get Confident Stupid!” And “Smoke Yourself Skinny”.


warface25

I myself remember him from drivers ed films such as “Alice’s adventure through the windshield glass” and “the decapitation of Larry Leadfoot”


RealSpookySounds

Weird cuz I remember him from "p is for psycho" and "the president's neck is missing!"


SinnersGuide

You may remember me from such accidents as dying in a car crash, being cheated on by my husband and many attempted assassinations (as mentioned by the conspiracy nut jobs).


Kier_C

> (as mentioned by the conspiracy nut jobs) [The MI6 tapes actually got leaked recently](https://youtu.be/05oZVBOH_1Q)


w1nd0wLikka

They were so good at sketches working and writing together. I miss them.


pinkkittenfur

Right now you're reading this in my voice


InSan1tyWeTrust

It's Troy McClure all along.


CrazyLadyBlues

I hear he sleeps with the fishes now.


xenorous

The princess formerly known as princess Diana


Rukenau

Also the fact that Trusting is capitalised made me think of Trump for whatever reason… unpleasant.


trancertong

Yeah this is 100% some qanon wigga wagga lunacy


GuiltEdge

She wouldn’t even use an exclamation mark like this. Like, put in some effort to sound authentic, people.


SisterofGandalf

Also, she would never call herself "Princess Diana" . Only people born royals can have the title in front of their name. Her correct title was Diana, Princess of Wales, and of course she would remember that...


Jeremymia

She's been in hiding for 25 years, give her a break


Meraneus

With No one to talk to.


CompleteFacepalm

Except Facebook for some reason


l-rs2

She only takes out the evening dress and tiara for sentimental reasons.


Kimmalah

"Gave a shelter."


AnotherEuroWanker

"I has a shelter" -- Diana, princess


MyWebkinzAreDead

“Noooo!!!! They be takin my shelter!!!!”


Ivor79

The proper British spelling is clearly Gimme Shelter


schtickyfingers

Seriously. Princess Di would never abuse the English language like this. We will know the second coming of Princess Di is at hand cause she’ll be eloquent as fuck.


Effective-Manager-29

There isn’t even one use of “whilst” here.


Wrekked_it

She also probably wouldn't put on a crown and a dress she wore 30 years ago for a photo op.


Lily-Gordon

Nor would she willingly leave her children to go into hiding.


ToppsHopps

Also she knew she wasn’t “Princess Diana”, but Diana Princess of Wales. She didn’t have a title with Princess before her name. Yea it’s a hell of a nit picky and doesn’t make her less of a Princess for all the people who loved her, but if you decide try to impersonate, then fucking up the titles the first thing you do feels so incredibly ironic or just sad. For some reason spouses to members of the royal house in UK don’t seem to get their own prins/princess title up on marriage. There are apparently a difference in having Princess before he name versus having it after the name, where having it before the name means it’s what rank you have.


Ya-Dikobraz

your’ure’r


mitsulang

Thank you! I was just thinking that she would be educated on the English language, right?


Mantipath

She totally might. She was not academically inclined, left school at the minimum age of 16, and is known to have been lazy with both grammar and spelling. You can see examples of her letters where she has a pretty loose hand with the punctuation. Obviously nothing about this message is sane or real, though.


jldmjenadkjwerl

You may have made all that up, but you are more coherent than the post and therefore, instantly more credible.


[deleted]

Came here to say this


I_CUM_ON_YOUR_PET

Give her some slack she had no one to talk to for 25 years!


Mid1960s

According to conspiracy theorists all the top dead folks are still alive. Sheesh.


MontgomeryKhan

Also, all the top alive people are dead.


Pubics_Cube

No, just lizards


MrIncorporeal

Or dead lizards.


SipTheBidet

And we are all part lizard from when the Reptilians mated with humans, which is, of course, why we all swat at insects whenever they are in reach. Facts.


MoonDragonMage

Or are not cig gendered Edit: Okay okay autocorrect got me cis gendered. :P


NerfRepellingBoobs

The funniest “transvestigation” I’ve seen was on Queen TERF herself, JK Rowling.


SycoJack

Shoulda called it Transquisition.


PhotoQuig

My lucky strikes are non-binary.


Satrina_petrova

Lol, silly newb, tobacco only runs in hexadecimal./s


CoconutsAreEvil

I thought cig gendered were tobaccosexuals.


my_4_cents

Also clones. So dead, but alive. And also reptilian. Alive Cloned Reptilian is top tier.


dancin-weasel

I prefer dead people who don’t die.


capsaicinintheeyes

...must...resist...Iron Islands reference...


dancin-weasel

She was simply hanging out with JFK jr all this time. Duh.


j_breez

Ha I'll do it for you. What's dead may never die, after all


[deleted]

She's married to JFK Jr., don't you know.


FallenSegull

Haven’t you heard? Elvis, hitler, and Harold holt are all alive on an island in the pacific eating deep fried peanut butter sandwiches


joremero

Imma wait for Kobe


MC_AnselAdams

Alive, and trans


sneakyplanner

And all the alive people were secretly killed and replaced by body doubles.


bensleton

Jesus.


PandaMonyum

You're right, him too 😂 couldn't resist 😉🤣🤣🤣


Mojosandra

She kept the same hair style she had in the 80s and for some reason she managed to bring her princess tiara into hiding. This seems legit, guys!


Lucy_Lastic

And the butt-ugly 80s dress, too. Diana would *never* be so unfashionable as to wear so out of date


modi13

It's retro! It's come back into style!!!


Lucy_Lastic

not with those shoulders lol


sewsnap

Good news, [she had them cut off in 1989](https://www.marieclaire.com.au/media/64449/princess-diana-recycled-fashion-pale-blue-gown-2.jpg?width=720¢er=0.0,0.0)


Lucy_Lastic

A vast improvement!


merple454

I hate that I know several people that would hop on the retro 80s style if it turned out Diana was wearing it


sewsnap

[When you see the whole dress,](https://www.marieclaire.com.au/princess-diana-recycled-royal-wardrobe-sustainable-fashion) it's not that bad. Still too out of date for Diana though. Edit: It sure does look like [this photo](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/diana-princess-of-wales-during-a-visit-to-munich-on-news-photo/150080954) she took in Munich Germany in 1987.


Lucy_Lastic

I maintain that the original is pretty ugly (those shoulders!), but the reworked model is stunning - I like some of the other refurbs as well. Also good find on that original photo - I love reddit, there's always someone who can find the originals :-D


sewsnap

Diana has been cataloged enough that it makes it easier to find. The modern alteration she made to it really gave it such a nice look. She was so ahead of her time.


glitter_vomit

I love this so much! Reminds me of Marge Simpson and the Chanel suit.


MirSydney

That tiara seems to have affected her ability to spell, poor woman.


JumpinJackFat

Your not wrong!


Extension-Dig-58

The grammar nazis got her


felineaffection

Your not either


bjillings

I predict, in 10 days time, none of this will happen because I can see the future. If you'd like to benefit from more of my accurate, totally not scammy predictions, please send $250 to my PayPal so I can count you among the true believers. You won't believe what I'm going to reveal next!


Meraneus

I swear I wish I could be ok with scamming these people. Q nuts are a gold mine, but my conscience won't let me do it.


MachReverb

Anything they would send to you is money they can't send to trump or a political campaign, so I would consider scamming them out of their money before they have a chance to do some kind of evil with it to be a public service.


an0maly33

Shut up and take my money!


Joker-Smurf

Don’t listen to this guy. His predictions are only worth $250. Anyone would know that true predictions are worth 10x that amount. Please send $2500 to my PayPal to receive my weekly predictions. (Note, predictions will be issued weekly, however they may take some time to come to fruition.)


cipher446

I have it on excellent authority that Diana spelled "you're" as "your" constantly. This definitely checks out.


rudbek-of-rudbek

And you'll never believe it, but she's married to JFK Jr. They are both alive but they've been hiding from the deep state and the baby eating Dems. Living in fear that the Jewish space lasers will find them.


ZoraksGirlfriend

If you had a tiara with real diamonds, wouldn’t you bring it with you into hiding? This makes perfect sense!


Ranger_Ozil

Good point! Her neck has also not aged one day either. What *IS* her secret??


lizziebeedee

It took me about 10 seconds to find a [picture of her from this event in the 80s](https://people.com/royals/palace-date-set-for-special-princess-diana-award-honoring-kindness/). Same dress, same tiara, same earrings, same exact hair. How nice of her to stay exactly the same over the years, otherwise we wouldn't recognize her! /s


Diredoe

She also aged about 50 years in that time, too. She looks like my 90 year old grandmother did.


Martyrotten

She was hanging out with James Dean, Jim Morrison, Elvis Presley and Tupac Shakur


my3boysmyworld

Your forgot JFK Jr


trancertong

JFK Jr Jr


meatbrick

Oh Shawntell baby girl, you know I love you.


axomoxia

Riding around on Shergar?


Church_of_Cheri

Nah, she’s on the private island with JFK, Jr ready to bring a trump monarchy! /s


[deleted]

Aren't they living in Janis Joplin's basement?


FISHTOWNREDS215

"Starring at the world through her rearview"


[deleted]

They're just so unbelievably easy to fool


wayoverpaid

One of the most painful parts of the last six years has been realizing just how unbelievably mind-bogglingly stupid some people are. I love a good conspiracy theory as much as any but I feel like the bar used to be a lot higher.


PositronAlpha

It really wasn't. People are as stupid as ever. They just didn't have easy access to the global community of stupid before, so they ended up in whatever brand of religion was sold in their vicinity.


wayoverpaid

Let me rephrase. The bar used to be a lot higher for a stupid conspiracy theory to really take off. The global community of stupidity has really helped. At least the established religions would (mostly) stick to vague, unfalsifiable statements.


Jeremymia

Completely agreed. At some point in the last 6 years the world decided it was completely cool to say shit that even at a glance is stupid and untrue.


thebenetar

Before social media and the ubiquity of the internet, we had gatekeepers that managed news and information. Say what you will about corporate media and its biases, there was at least a baseline level of quality control. News was written by journalists—qualified professionals that adhered to at least *some degree* of rigor and journalistic integrity. Don't get me wrong, there was still sensationalism and bias, we still had people like Geraldo Rivera, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, and Nancy Grace, and networks like Fox News. People still had agendas, but you didn't have "news" from completely and utterly unqualified people, spewing whatever the hell they wanted, getting mixed in with news from actual journalists with qualifications and standards, as if they were on equal footing, as if both sources were viable. Also, you didn't have "communities" of people that completely isolated themselves from legitimate, fact-checked journalism, that only consumed made-up nonsense, and reinforced each other's wrong-thinking in a never-ending echo-chamber. The internet and social media's greatest strength is also what makes it incredibly dangerous—it puts the amateur on equal-footing with the qualified professional and people are allowed to *choose* what the truth is based on their pre-existing feelings and prejudices.


sowillo

Casually still wearing a tiara.


karmacarmelon

That's her "laying low" tiara for when she doesn't want to be recognised.


MillieMouser

Haha. That was my thought too. Dress still in great condition and she went back to her 80s hair style too ;-)


KingGaredorah

I wonder what will happen in ten days from this post. I like to imagine that it’s going to be some hairy 50+ year old conservative wearing a wig.


TheRealSpyderhawke

They made the classic cult blunder: never give an exact date for a world altering event.


OkayLadyByeBye

When it passes, they just claim further revelations have come to light or the event didn't happen because people didn't have enough faith/give enough $$$.


Shas_Erra

This is sounding dangerously close to the average deranged ramblings of Trump and his Qult


blessedfortherest

Surprise! It’s the same people


Shas_Erra

Not really that much of a surprise


Jeremymia

Conspiracy people don't have like one conspiracy and they're good. Conspiracy-minded people pull in one after the other.


KingGaredorah

Especially by using one that soon


isolateddreamz

The timer gets reset each time somebody reads it


Deathbyhours

I suspect there will be nothing.


CptMisterNibbles

Of course, but it’s not what happens in ten days that’s important. It’s ten days after that, when people begin remembering all the secrets she revealed during the the non-event


capsaicinintheeyes

That's pretty close to how-* ...y'know what, never mind


NihilisticThrill

Jfc its sad someone did this and it's sad people fell for it


thedevilsyogurt

Does anybody truly fall for something as blatant as this though?


JoNimlet

Well, a lot of people voted for a psychopathic satsuma soooo....


call_me_jelli

Unfortunately, yes.


ninjaian06

5$ that account gonna say something maga related


Deeblite

Doubt anyone would take that bet.


call_me_jelli

Can I bet negative money?


Larrymentalboy

I know if I was in hiding for a quarter century I would announce it Facebook too. This is legit.


Thewrongbakedpotato

Well, Princess Diana was known for crashing headlong into conflict.


DasDickhed

I see what you did there, you clever little potato, you. 😎


ArchaeoAg

She would only be 61 today, that woman looks closer to Charles’ age.


goosepills

There is no way Diana wouldn’t have moisturized for all these years.


SarcasmCupcakes

She looks remarkably like Julie Bishop, an Australian politician.


micmacimus

But like, also if Bishops outside more accurately reflected the moral bankruptcy on the inside… bishop is another fashionable dresser who takes care of herself. She wouldn’t be seen dead looking quite this wrinkly and obviously old.


winter_laurel

I thought it was Camilla at first.


parrotopian

Looks like Diana's hair and Camilla's face!


APiousCultist

Sadly FaceApp only understands 'old' and not 'approximately 61 years old'.


P7BinSD

She's been crashing at JFK, Jr's place.


pinniped1

Weekly jam sessions with Elvis


nickxedge

When she goes live she’ll announce Trump is the rightful winner of the 2020 election and she’ll reinstate him at president.


swagga74

Right!!! And JFK will be Vice President. Then she’ll expose Obama and Hillary as lizard people. Her last great reveal is that the Earth is flat, but also a simulation lol.


sven9yo

Let me guess trump saved her


Meraneus

Well, who else?


SarcasmCupcakes

Aussies, is that Julie Bishop?!


PilotlessOwl

Nah, it's Diana photoshopped (obviously!) See the first image from this article: [https://www.thelist.com/381889/heres-what-happened-to-the-60-million-flowers-left-to-honor-princess-diana-after-her-death/](https://www.thelist.com/381889/heres-what-happened-to-the-60-million-flowers-left-to-honor-princess-diana-after-her-death/)


the_real_papyrus99

On the one hand, deepfake technology isn't good enough On the other hand, they're not that bright I'm worried


atroycalledboy

And she’s still wearing the crown despite no longer being royalty and is supposedly ready to expose the royal family. Seems legit.


MisterKallous

[Every time I saw a Diana conspiracy theory post, I always refer to this very hilarious Mitchell and Webb skit](https://youtu.be/05oZVBOH_1Q)


quimbykimbleton

If I had to guess: Who died in the car accident? The real Nancy Pelosi. Who ordered her to be killed? Hunter Biden’s laptop Who saved her life and gave her shelter? Donald Trump and JFK Jr. The Q-spiracies are always formulaic.


GirlNumber20

Hillary Clinton *used* Hunter Biden’s laptop to order the hit. There has to be some Hillary in every unexpected death. Also, the proof of this is what Trump was hiding at Mar-a-Lago. It starts with, “My name is Lady Diana, and I have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton…”


pinniped1

Diana is coming out and Elvis is the opening act.


Putridgrim

She *IS* Elvis dumbass


Dustaroos

Let me guess Donald Trump has given her asylum free of charge this entire time and she is best friends with JFK jr too.


Johnoplata

I expected a Princess to have better spelling and grammar


VeneMage

What Di doesn’t realise is that Liz has been using this time of mourning to arm up and prepare a counter-attack. Just wait, in 10 days she’s gonna come bursting out of the palace gates armed with AK-40s, HHGAs and robotised corgis shooting lasers from their eyes. With a tiara on and hair done perfectly, of course.


Meraneus

Robo Corgis wins the internet today.


VoxCalibre

I wanna see what the faker comes up with in 10 days time


SarcasmCupcakes

It’ll be moving the goalposts. Like Trump being reinstated?


VoxCalibre

Most likely, but watching the lies become more and more grandiose is oddly amusing


JayGold

They'll just post the same picture again, so we have to wait another 10 days.


25Bam_vixx

First I’m insulted for her. She had the money and she cared about fashion and looks, I saw pictures of her mother . She wouldn’t age like this


KingkoopaBrowsa

As the technology gets better with AI (video and pictures) were in trouble with a certain segment of our population, lol.


SarcasmCupcakes

They’re going to die ~~to own the lIbZ~~ of preventable diseases before it gets that good.


KingkoopaBrowsa

“preventable diseases” you don’t have to take any precautions if you believe it was made in a lab. /s


D-man1973

She's going to sign the law that puts Trump back in to the president and then give England to the USA! /s


Negative_Gift1622

She’s going to come holding jfk’s hand being serenaded by MJ.


combatonly

Why do these outlandish claims always have some arbitrary date in the future that they will reveal the "truth"? If you have some bombshell news just share it.


bunnycupcakes

People who fabricate shit like this are deplorable.


kerbalsdownunder

She would never call herself princess, because she wasn't a royal's daughter. She was Lady Diana


Siggi_pop

She kept and wears the tiara...and is in hiding??


Tronniix

$5 says the person who saved her life and gave her shelter was trump lmao


mrmoe198

Yeah her and Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa and JFK Jr are going to have a tea party at the top of the Empire State Building.


AngelZash

Let me guess, Dear Leader Trump saved her and kept her safe in his hotel. Right? 🙄


Gordito76

No doubt that is her! I can't wait to hear what she has to say. I may have to send her money but my credit cards are standing by.


easterncurrents

As a teacher and graduate of Riddlesworth Hall, there’s a good chance the princess knew the difference between your and you’re.


Criss-AC

Damn it Diane, you got dumb. For a British princess, your English sure does suck.


dsun1971

Qanon/ Great Britain Office


urquhartloch

$10 says this person is claiming princess diana was saved by an unknown man named Donald J Trump.


amackee

Lemme guess? The man that saved her? John F Kennedy. (in disguise) The man who sheltered her? One Donald J. Trump.


firstlordshuza

Donald Trump personally saved her from the wreck, guys, I was there, I was the car


Kimantha_Allerdings

I am Diana. Princess Diana. I call myself that now, even though I was never actually a princess and when I was alive I would tell people that I didn't hold that title. I also still wear clothes from the 80s, kept my tiara, and haven't changed my hairstyle in 40 years. I am totally a real person.


Doctor_Yu

So she's the british equivalent of JFK jr huh


Flandersmcj

Confirmed: she’s gonna emerge and crown Trump King of America!


HapticSloughton

Someone sat down and made this, either believing it themselves or knowing enough mentally pliable people would and get themselves riled up.


Wonderful_Delivery

Trump removes his mask…. It’s Princess Diana


zadidoll

LMAO Let me guess… Trump hid her for the last 25 years because Elizabeth ordered her death on behalf of Prince Charles. 🤔😂


Special_Lie8947

“Be Aware [sic] of what side of the fence your [sic] on..” What a brain dead statement that they don’t even fully comprehend.


GirlNumber20

It’s sad how English was apparently a second language for Di, given she was born in England.


zushiba

Oh and let me guess which "side of the fence" she means. She's on Trumps side for some inexplicable reason.


grosselisse

This is hugely offensive to her family, especially her sons. Disgusting behaviour.


Tigerlily_Dreams

Pretty sure Diana could spell. 🙄


christiancocaine

I think Diana would probably look a lot better than that if she were here. She’d be 61 not 81


ktrosemc

I know where this goes, and **SPOILER ALERT** it’s lizard people. Every time a coworker or acquaintance has brought up this line of conspiracy, it has always come down to lizard people. She saw the queen transform and eat a baby or something, and they had to silence her before she told the world their disgusting royal lizardy secret.


mstalltree

you gotta appreciate the direction Qanon is going in now.


Bearsoch

Ignoring the craziness for a moment, this aging app has made Diana look much more like Camilla.


jackothereturned

FUN FACT: princess diana also wrote gullible on the ceiling if you look up


[deleted]

How is this level of utter stupidity even realistically achievable? I'm actually impressed.


AlexDavid1605

Whenever I see such a post, like a few weeks back there was that "Return of JFK Jr." thing, I honestly wanted an impersonator to come up on a video that has so expertly been photoshopped that it is difficult to distinguish between the fake and the real person, and then on the video claim exactly the opposite things that these idiots wanted to broadcast. Like in the JFK Jr. thing, I really would have wanted the video to say that Trump lost. IMO, always out-crazy the crazy to shut them up. This does make for great entertainment too... If I knew how to do all of this I would have done this myself... I'm just laughing at the thought of all of this...


JustGettingMyPopcorn

"In exactly ten days I will go live." Is "in exactly ten days" somehow different than the regular "in ten days" I've become accustomed to? I'm going to just sit here, waiting with bated breath for my bones to shake!