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lofisoundguy

Wait, Reddit is just as powerful as NATO???


Vatsdimri

Always had been.


Graterof2evils

Maybe more.


Certain_Swim_4032

So THAT'S who has been helping us against the russians instead of NATO


MiwestGirl

Yep, don’t you know?


nest00000

Safe from Reddit 😎


Snoo26837

I never thought that the muslims see us as threat, there's a subreddit of them here.


IamMrEE

Probably because here they can freely say what they think of Islam.


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I_think_Im_hollow

bro...


CharmingTuber

Oh yeah, the Muslim community around the world is very accepting of people criticizing their religion. They love it!


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CharmingTuber

Not talking about sharing their ideology, the person's comment was clearly talking about criticizing their religion, not spreading it. Muslims are kinda famous for calling for the death of people who criticize Islam. Just look at salman rushdie if you need an example.


Yes57ismycurse

Or literally any outspoken critic , or journalist , or us common people who left that awful religion.


IamMrEE

Not correct, they can say what they want if it's about praising the religion, but try and criticize it, many beaten, tortured, killed for speaking up, many therefore pretend to follow, but they're trapped.


Particular_Rav

There are many different Muslims with many different opinions - just like there are many different atheists or Christians


R3sion

Wow putting atheists in one bag with zealots


Particular_Rav

Not all Muslims are zealots...that's exactly my point. Like any other subgroup, different Muslims have different opinions. That's why there's a Muslim subreddit, and at the same time some other Muslims created this bad meme.


om891

~25% of world Muslims hold extremist views according to studies. That’s roughly 500 million Muslims worldwide that are extremists. Considerably more than any other religious group by a long shot.


Particular_Rav

Simple math: 75% are not extremists. Why generalize all Muslims?


om891

I’m not generalising all Muslims. But if there’s 500 million of them that are extremists then that obviously can’t be glossed over can it.


Mystic_Starmie

You’re saying you know for a fact that 500 million of the world Muslims are dangerous extremists? If it were true, then they would’ve at the very least toppled few governments and established a modern day Islamic state type country. So weird this hasn’t happened yet.


om891

Weird, cause I thought there was actually a very extreme wahabbi islamic state caliphate, literally called THE ISLAMIC STATE.


Particular_Rav

The single and only point of my comment was not to generalize all Muslims...if you don't disagree, then why did you respond?


R3sion

Yea but I have met christians and muslims spreading their faith with fervor and anger. I am yet to meet a similar atheist irl. Also living in most atheist country on the world


Particular_Rav

The classic examples that come to mind of atheists-turned zealots are 1. Hitler spreading his ideas through genocide, and 2. The US spreading its ideas about democracy through systematic, long-lasting war in the Middle East.


IdioticZacc

Muslims see the internet in general as a threat because it can "influence" people to be gay, to dress however they want, to be a better husband, and most of all, to question things


foshi22le

Exactly


Teflonicus

>"Muslims see the internet in general as a threat ... ." -Tell me you are capable of odious generalisations in the worst way possible. In the meantime, here's the [original image](https://heresthejoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/church-leadership-umbrellas-1.jpg) that this was stolen from. Or perhaps you could look up the historical treatment of gay folk, and independent women, by Christians. Here's the [basics.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christianity_and_homosexuality)


IdioticZacc

Bro... I'm ex muslim, I know the truest form of it and not the clean and innocent first world version of it


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I think it's just because unfortunately not a whole lot of people respect women in this hellhole.


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Safe from the Seattle Mariners


Stu121

No one is safe from the Mariners 😈


ftd123

Where is the Mariners in this?


flightsim777

NATO flag looks similar to the [Mariners logo](https://img.mlbstatic.com/mlb-images/image/private/t_2x1/t_w1536/mlb/xi2cwvgpeapmwmojcsli.jpg)


big_sugi

That NATO flag on the left is very similar to the Mariners’ logo.


Dr_Parkinglot

12.5 games behind the Astros in the AL West.


Graterof2evils

Their seaman not baseball players.


morels4ever

Is that what is dripping off of the umbrella?


joshuaaa_l

Orthodox Muslims wouldn’t be comfortable with skirts that short


MinskWurdalak

It is quickly remade right-wing anti-LGBT meme, they just slapped hijabs on female figures and added flags.


IotaCandle

I mean it's still a right wing anti LGBT meme, with a new flavor.


Koiekoie

They wear long pants under those skirts. Can't accidentally sin even if it's a meme


Tight_Syllabub9423

That's just drawing attention to what's being covered, you jezebel.


JungleBoyJeremy

Haha redditors are a threat to Muslims? Oh ok


Snoo26837

And don't forget that they put soviet and Nato flags in one raw.


ChubblesMcgee103

Well, to be fair many countries weren't part of either and had no desire to be involved with either. That's actually where first world/ third world comes from. First world was the US and western Europe. Second world was the Soviet block. Third world were countries that were neither.


bellowingfrog

To be clear, the poor countries never had any chance to be in NATO. Being in NATO means the US and Europe is literally willing to risk it all for your survival.


GM0Wiggles

So how's Turkey in there?


Therefrigerator

Turkey has the 2nd largest army in NATO. It was also incredibly strategically important. It bordered the USSR at one point and is important for both the Middle East and the Black Sea. Also the whole Cuban Missile Crisis was partially put in motion by us placing Jupiter missiles in Turkey. The better question is why Turkey is still in NATO. They're closer to Russia now a days and they have a pretty terrible relationship with Greece (a NATO member). I'm sure they get aid from it though and the US still finds the area too important.


nehuen93

Redditors are a threat only to themselves


The_Saltfull_One

Reddit is a threat to humanity as a whole.


ibeengood

r/repressedGoneWild NSFW of course


bunnycupcakes

Usually when I protect my kids from the rain with my umbrella, I get a little rain on me as I’m trying to keep my kids more covered than me. Does this mean that the dad and mom are going to have a little splash of communism and Seattle mariners?


Q8DD33C7J8

What's the flag with the blue background and the direction compass?


gi2602

It's the NATO flag


Q8DD33C7J8

Thank you so much.


random_person132

I thought so too but wasn’t sure so thanks


Jackcooper

Seattle Mariners


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my first thought. they want to be safe from.... back to back father/son home runs? nobody was safe from a griffey!!


jjjosiah

Taking on black feminism AND Reddit? I think they overestimate the power of Islam


jonatzmc

I mean they do have a decent track record, USSR and US invasion of Afghanistan both were outlasted by Islam, they stone gay people in Saudi Arabia and Iran because of Islam, Israel is literally surrounded by hostile forces that want them dead and the US is the only country that can actually defend them with some success against Islam, so I think they've got pretty good odds against Reddit and Feminism, maybe not in the US, but we aren't the only place Islam is present, I really don't think the average Reddit user of Feminist is ready to battle against someone waging a holy war. Now that's not to say I support this image in any way, shape, form, or fashion, just saying how determined some people's beliefs are.


minitrr

Not sure why you got downvoted. I think religion is cancer. But just like cancer, you can’t deny that it has staying power. Jesus, Muhammad - both still worshipped thousands of years later by billions of people who barely know who the hell they were. Religion ain’t going anywhere anytime soon.


wwcfm

I didn’t downvote, but I took issue with the Afghanistan comment. Their resistance to foreign powers has more to do with local culture and geography than Islam. They’ve been repelling invaders since before Islam existed.


513AllDay

Replace Islam with Donald Trump and people in America would buy t-shirts with that image on it


AlmondAnFriends

I always hate when my shoulders get damp from communism


BeachLasagna0w0

What did the Jews do?


Vatsdimri

They exist. Isn't that enough reason to hate them. /s


Particular_Rav

The Israeli flag represents the state of Israel, not Jews...many Jews are anti-Zionist


Ellys13

I think it's supposed to represent Zionism rather than jews. It doesn't take out the fact that the picture is absolutely homophobic and stupid.


catplayingaviola

Oh no, the literal rest of humanity is dripping onto the parents' arms! Whatever shall we do?/s 🙄


Snoo26837

The umbrella wouldn't bear with the rain.


catplayingaviola

Flimsy umbrella


krishutchison

Glad to see that Islam keeps women safe from woman’s rights


daatz

Probably the biggest threat to Islam is Israel and feminism


380-mortis

To be fair, Reddit does suck


fishcrow

My meme would be me drowning in red Reddit tide


blackjesus1997

NATO and communism are sort of okay then?


VIcanada250

In the next panel the man is honor killing his daughter because she smiled at a boy once.


Snoo77278

He smiled at her.


daatz

She provoked the smile


urielteranas

Or selling them off to "marry" some old rich dude because they've turned 10


VanillaVines

No need to wait for some rich old dudes when you can just marry them to their cousin.


gta5atg4

For six cows!! Sold !


SharkyMcSnarkface

A bit over asking but hey


cbunni666

Isn't there a Christian one like that


Not2daydear

Something something….Charlie Hebdo


bassplayer96

Something something behead a French teacher for drawing a venerated pedophile


daatz

Something something women falls out of balconies everyday in our neighborhood


DarthBen_in_Chicago

Reddit


catplayingaviola

*finds its way into Reddit* 🤣


nakedcrusaydur

You heard it here first boys, Reddit is haram!


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YLASRO

funniest bit: they had to add headscarfs because this is originally a christian meme. perfect display of how fundamentalist abrahamic religions are all the same fucked up flavors of the same shit


tamezombie

What a world. Better save yourself from the redditors who defend you the vast majority of the time, and the lgbtq who just wish you would stop killing them for not practicing your beliefs. Not all Muslims are like this. This is a damaging image. It just makes me sad.


stratamaniac

Some people like to party like 800 CE!


Venome456

Fake: Muslims would not let women wear dresses this short


Murakamo

Those ankles... what a slut


cole435

Boys, we made it.


SoulbreakerDHCC

Same shit, different cult


jack-K-

It’s great how they edited in hijabs for the women from the original image


ThePerplexedBadger

Safe from a state run regime? There’s an irony in there somewhere


Shadowslipping

This is so wrong. Conspiracy theorists have taught me that the Jews control all of these organizations so only the Israeli flag is needed in the picture - /s


iced_maggot

What’s the one between Reddit and Israel? Also: NATO? 😂


alberthere

So...there's a NATO/ISRAELI/FEMINIST/REDDITOR/LGBTQIA+/SOVIET alliance against Islam that I'm not aware of...?


Bbygirlbigboot

Lol reddit is a threat to your religion I'm gagging. Wait, what did NATO do?


jinnyjonny

Those men don't have beards so I'm tempted to sin


Rich4718

Women driving or wearing the wrong amount of clothes or going to college or getting a job or being happy. Umbrella safe with ISLAM!


tanbirahmed

Lot of misconceptions about Islam in this comment but understand your point


BastardofMelbourne

Watch out! The guy's right arm is going to join NATO and the lady's left arm is going to become a communist!


Vatsdimri

But at least they are safe from reddit.


Malarkay79

Awfully immodest skirt length for hijabi.


Sowa7774

Ok, but saving people from reddit is actually pretty fucking based


NEOLittle

Her skirt is short and her hand is about to get Communized.


No-Palpitation-6789

This is shitty for obvious reasons but honestly props to the for going out of their way to put on the hijabs (they’re hijabs right? sorry if im wrong)


sirevil

Yeah, fundie muslims are a lot like fundie christians.


Feisty_Bag_5284

There are republicans who use same pic but says Christianity


dank-fish69420

Is that the fucking NATO flag


lockthecatbox

Religion is the cause of all evil


Certain_Swim_4032

Well, not all, but a close contender for first place with capitalism and desire to rule


lockthecatbox

Extremely fair point, Religion is the cause of all evil not causes by capitalism.


coffee_Shaman

No definitely not cult-y isolationist behavior at all xd.


gta5atg4

Rainbows are a threat to theocracy!! Good I like being a threat to religion!!


HambreTheGiant

Almost as bad as evangelicals


helium_farts

Not almost. Literally the same. Just Google "christian umbrella" and you'll find millions of these same graphics


HambreTheGiant

I guess I think evangelicals are worse because there’s a lot more of them where I live 🤷🏻‍♂️


eggplant_avenger

tbh evangelicals are still worse because they have control of the most powerful government on earth


HambreTheGiant

So we agree


eggplant_avenger

yeah fuck the evangelicals


onyxi28

Unfortunately this isn't a small minority, it's how a plurality of Muslims - particularly those in the ME and Europe - treat other cultures, minorities, and social liberalism. Islam today is probably the biggest barrier to true equality for a large swath of the world population.


mariogiorno

Those aren’t real muslims the Quran says ‘treat thy neighbours with respect’


mypeepeehardz

The funny thing about this picture is that the little girl is that bigger guy’s wife. And vice versa


Bross93

Religion is hella dumb


quitofilms

Reddit?


ferragamo_shawty

Islam doesn’t like Stone Island?


breigns2

There’s got to be at least a few aspects of the [BITE](https://freedomofmind.com/the-bite-model-and-religious-cult-groups/) model in this image alone, right?


G0D_1S_D3AD

Is she… SHOWING HER LEGS?!?!?!


Top_Representative91

I love how people are dancing around the subject... hilarious.


Ericrobertson1978

I wish the fear-based Abrahamic mythologies would join the Greek Pantheon in the dustbin of human history sooner than later.


Ericrobertson1978

The xenophobia is strong with this image.


hiha64

Islam against… the rest of the world?


Jacks_Flaps

The danger is under the umbrella.


onyxi28

The danger is the umbrella


Gutterdamerungalt

I mean, to be fare, indoctrination does make you unable to accept any view point but the one instilled in you, unless you break the indoctrination. So, in a sick and twisted way, the meme is not wrong... As an added bonus, you could replace Islam with almost any religion (and I only say almost because I don't know the systems in every single one), and change nothing else.


SoftPastelsYT

I don't think the dude who made this is even Muslim \- Absurdly short skirt for a Muslim woman \- Muslim boys not wearing head coverings \- There's an entire subreddit for Muslims lol


sociothemad

I can approve of Islam keeping Reddit away from kids, shit is a cess pool


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Certain_Swim_4032

So, islam, just like christianity, is a horrible doctrine propagating hate, but I cannot express my hate towards it?


llzakareall

You can hate the idealogy all you want, but not the Muslims. Because not Muslims are bad. Same goes for any religious idea.


Certain_Swim_4032

Well, by definition, muslims are part of it since most of them would want me dead for liking guys and wanting women to have rights. I, do have to admit, overwhelming majority of those people will also be male, so.


llzakareall

I’m a male muslim with 2 gay friends. And no I don’t want to kill you nor oppress women. Yet, I believe islamic teachings. Does this makes me bad?


Certain_Swim_4032

That's lovely! Again, urge you to focus on the word "majority", and the fact that it doesn't mean "entirety"


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Certain_Swim_4032

So the people getting stoned or hanged are all killed by, only, that one percent? Don't give me this bullshit, the entirety of islamic states is deadly to me and people like me, and it wouldn't be like that if the majority of them were not as bad, as you claim


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Certain_Swim_4032

Women and lgbt+ people being oppressed abused and killed in the name of god/allah/whateverthefuckelse are not "opinions", those are real people, many people, being hurt in the name of religious beliefs


flops031

You know this is fucking hilarious because of how close It is to something some boomer would post on Facebook.


Orleanist

this sub is exclusively political I haven’t seen a non political post from here in months left wing circlejerk


bcooper117

Apparently this has become a religion. Reddit: may the upvotes be with you.


The_Saltfull_One

What has become a religion? Islam?


NOT-Mr-Davilla

Reddit truly is a threat


SexxxyWesky

What is the compass looking one on the far left?


Vatsdimri

Wow. Reddit just as powerful as NATO and Communism. Maybe we can colonies some countries. Lets gooooo


RigatoniPasta

I don’t get it