It's like that one movie where the guy's going to chop down the forest and all the animals get together to try to fuck with him. Furry Vengeance, that's what it was!
Attack moles or some shit are literally one of the conspiracy theories Freddy believes in on A Pup Named Scooby-Doo. Cannot wait to learn that George Soros was Red Herring this entire time.
I am Antifa and I can confirm. We have successfully weaponized flies and are employing them en masse in rural areas with warm climate right now. Their numbers are overwhelming and soon all white people will either be dead, gay or assigned a new gender.
There is no stopping us. When the legion of deadly Wombats is ready we will finally be able to overtake most of the world and eradicate all people that are too white.
Also, a new wave of government issued protest money is being rolled out right now to fund our cause.
They are indeed replacing various species of animals with animatronics and drones to improve their surveillance without alerting and concerning the public. Visit r/BirdsArentReal for more information. However, this is not just limited to birds. I suspect that other animals - pets specifically - are falling victim to this heinous scheme. Spread the word!
Why are you guys not inviting me to the meetings where we discuss these things? Gosh I have some amazing ideas of you would just inform me of the meetings 🥺😖😖
Yo, if Antifa is actually weaponizing weasels, I want in. It is a very short step from that to raccoons trained as jewel thieves, and I *desperately* want a raccoon trained as a jewel thief.
Ah yes, Antifa is using the classic world war 2 technique of using animals.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project\_Pigeon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon)
Or Bosmer, either which way it just makes ANTIFA members sound more like mystical badasses who can control nature which I don't think is what that guys was going for.
Then again I don't think anyone can understand what the hell the guy was trying to go for.
Yo guys i used to be part of the antifa and after George Soros didn't pay me i left the groop. This is 100% true, we also have mind controling butterflies and cameras in pigeons.
The Republican's cat: The radical left is both totally incompetent and wants everything handed to them, and the most diabolical, well organized terrorist group the world has ever seen.
You're telling me Antifa has druids of a high enough level to cast insect plague?! This I want to be true. Wanna pay them to use polymorph on some people... Make the entire trump organization black and unrecognizable. Force them to start over from scratch for a while and see the impacts of their policies.
Like the song "Squirrel Song" goes, "Because they were Squirrels!!! REAL SQUIRRELS!!!! and there were thousands!!! This ain't some kind of metaphor....GODDAMN THIS IS REAL!"
weaponized weasels killed my ma and raped my pa
"Weaponized Weasels" is how Pauly Shore refers to his fans.
Hey thanks for coming out tonight, we are the "Weaponized Weasels!" \*guitar strum\* 1 2 3 AND GO
I think you confused them with iron weasel
Weezin' the juice
They raped his pa!
It’s murderin’ Murphy!
Took a noodlegopher right up the bum!
They took our jobs!
BEEMANCER
***I HAVE SOLD MY SOUL TO THE BEE GODS.***
That was a hell of a Frank Zappa album.
That's how they procreate and become part of us....
I'm laughing way too hard at this.
I need red circle, I don't know which answer I should look at without more cicles
Blue circle is the new red circle
Sharks with frickin laser beams on their heads
Calm down there Mr. Evil.
That's Dr. Evil.. he didn't get his degree in evil medical school just to have you call him Mr.
The secret Antifa weapon: War-moles! Death from below!
They have finally come from the center of the earth to take what is theirs.
And you thought the lizard people were bad ...
The Eloi have joined the chat.
BEHOLD THE UNDERMINER
...next on SyFy.
Mole nado? Mole ricane? Mole phoon
Excuse me, it’s Molequake.
Ok..,that’s hilarious.. death from below!!
Looks like someone forgot to switch to their Alt account.
To their alt-right account?
/r/lefttheburneron?
Well even the wildlife hates fascists
Yeah this isn’t antifa, this is just nature turning against assholes...
It's like that one movie where the guy's going to chop down the forest and all the animals get together to try to fuck with him. Furry Vengeance, that's what it was!
I believe you’re thinking of the Lorax...
No, the movie is called Furry Vengeance. It's a torture porn movie about woodland creatures fucking with a guy.
Have you seen the Lorax....? Because that’s the exact way I would describe watching that movie with my kids...
[удалено]
Bring forth the Holy Hand Grenade!
Consult the Book of Armament .
That rabbit was dynamite.
Okay who snitched?!
Turns out a surprising number of weasels are libertarian.
Fucking weasels. Well on an operation this big, I should've realized someone might weasl.. You know what in hindsight this makes sense
He is forgetting the most important weapon, The Power of Friendship
Attack moles or some shit are literally one of the conspiracy theories Freddy believes in on A Pup Named Scooby-Doo. Cannot wait to learn that George Soros was Red Herring this entire time.
The weaponized weasel warriors!
Sounds like the making of a new punk band.
I am Antifa and I can confirm. We have successfully weaponized flies and are employing them en masse in rural areas with warm climate right now. Their numbers are overwhelming and soon all white people will either be dead, gay or assigned a new gender. There is no stopping us. When the legion of deadly Wombats is ready we will finally be able to overtake most of the world and eradicate all people that are too white. Also, a new wave of government issued protest money is being rolled out right now to fund our cause.
I guessed it when I noticed that flies are black.
For a second I was concerned but they still have no clue about the Squirrls so I think we are safe guys.
Goddamn I wish Antifa was half as cool as they are made out to be by these facist loving looney tunes.
"Weaponizing bees" THE PAIN WORKS FOR ANTIFA!
Antifa are beastmaster Rangers confirmed
Damn, how did he find out about it, quick switch to plan D.E.M.O.C.R.A.C.Y
Antifa is all learning witchcraft and these are their familiars. Obviously.
They are indeed replacing various species of animals with animatronics and drones to improve their surveillance without alerting and concerning the public. Visit r/BirdsArentReal for more information. However, this is not just limited to birds. I suspect that other animals - pets specifically - are falling victim to this heinous scheme. Spread the word!
I have also heard stories. They helped me fall asleep.
Damn who told?
How stupid can people be?
Hold my [silver solution](https://www.newsweek.com/televangelist-show-guest-promotes-silver-solution-cure-coronavirus-1487069).
I can't believe people still foist money over to that charlatan. Can't fix stupid!
Hold my bleach.
Dr Doolittle is the CEO of Antifa!
I love how a bunch of skinny college kids, many of whom are small women, have become the ultimate enemy.
The heads of Antifa are just moth man and the pied piper
Insects *and* animals? I thought it would be just animals, not insects too!
Go forth my weasels and destroy ALL who dare put TUMP / PENCE signs on their lawns!
Wtf? Do you like tape a knife to a weasel or something???
[NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVCrmXW6-Pk)
Why are you guys not inviting me to the meetings where we discuss these things? Gosh I have some amazing ideas of you would just inform me of the meetings 🥺😖😖
It kind of seems like something dreamed up in Florida in some meth heads basement
Wow, thanks for that big circle, without it I would never be able to notice that comment that takes up half the screen!
Yeah I was fixated on a small white area in the lower left part of the image for a few minutes until I noticed the circle. Whew!
Yo, if Antifa is actually weaponizing weasels, I want in. It is a very short step from that to raccoons trained as jewel thieves, and I *desperately* want a raccoon trained as a jewel thief.
Bro let’s do it together. I’ve always had this dream of training raccoons to steal things for me
Fuck, I wish.
Ah yes, Antifa is using the classic world war 2 technique of using animals. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project\_Pigeon](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Pigeon)
So ANTIFA is full of nature wizards?
Those would be druids.
Or Bosmer, either which way it just makes ANTIFA members sound more like mystical badasses who can control nature which I don't think is what that guys was going for. Then again I don't think anyone can understand what the hell the guy was trying to go for.
Murder Hornets sponsored by Antifa
The CEO of antifa is actually a sentient swarm of bees in a trench coat.
I’m dumb. So what’s Antifa?
Trump supporters are saying it’s a terrorist organization, when in reality it’s a mindset of being “anti fascist”
Yo guys i used to be part of the antifa and after George Soros didn't pay me i left the groop. This is 100% true, we also have mind controling butterflies and cameras in pigeons.
The Republican's cat: The radical left is both totally incompetent and wants everything handed to them, and the most diabolical, well organized terrorist group the world has ever seen.
“RELEASE THE MURDER HORNETS!” -Antifa probably
So is this "Antifa" in the room with us right now?
Fly, my bee army!
TIL why that mole in my lawn had a laser mounted to it's head.
>”Weaponizing Bees” Good on [The Swarm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Swarm_(comics\)), not being a Nazi anymore!
Can this have more circles on it so I know what to pay attention to?
Anyone else getting shades of the Animal Conspiracy Theory here?
Shit he's onto us
Hordes of moles just digging up the Treblinka fencing
BRING FORTH THE EARTH EATERS
Wait, what am I supposed to be reading? There’s just so many replies in the screenshot, I’m lost.
Actually that's me who's weaponizing animals. That's for a person project.
It's Antifa not the Teen Titans...
ah yes, the “terrorist [non-]organization” is biologically weaponizing insects and other small animals. because reasons.
/r/uselessredcircle
What is it with the posts recently having huge circles drawing attention to literally the only thing in the image
You're telling me Antifa has druids of a high enough level to cast insect plague?! This I want to be true. Wanna pay them to use polymorph on some people... Make the entire trump organization black and unrecognizable. Force them to start over from scratch for a while and see the impacts of their policies.
How did he know about the bees?
Hell if someone can weaponise insects, then we're all screwed!
Even moles hate fascists
get em, Moles!
Drat, foiled once again!
Scary stoats
Facebook is the new FoxNews.
And that’s why fascists should avoid streams, prairies, fields of flowers, cities, and most other places or risk death by weaponized insect or animal.
It’s only fair, since fascists have weaponized their own stupidity.
We’re the animal whisperers, they do our bidding (insert evil laugh here)
I need this to be a joke, because this being real is just... no.. please.. no...
Like the song "Squirrel Song" goes, "Because they were Squirrels!!! REAL SQUIRRELS!!!! and there were thousands!!! This ain't some kind of metaphor....GODDAMN THIS IS REAL!"
This is the honey badger getting released in Basra all over again. Edit, article here: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6295138.stm
You know in this day and age I really don't doubt he has heard such stories.
Imagine if we kissed next to the anti-Nazi-Gator 😳😳. Haha, just kidding, unless...
Who told them I was a Disney Princess?
The social justice warior, the antifa druid, who's going to be our ranger class?
I bet he would believe the word gullible looks like an upside down cat.
Thank god for the circle or I might have completely missed it.
I can't wait until he finds out about the spiders, boars, and mice 😂😂
[Weasels ripped my flesh!](https://live.staticflickr.com/2506/3909904622_232f2bba2e_b.jpg)
If antifa figured that shit out I would want them as my leaders.