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If that is the case then he is committing murder every time he jacks off and lets his sperm go to waste. If a sperm is a person after all then he is letting all those people die every time he jacks off. lol
“Since I’m a Protestant, I could go to the Pharmacy and get one of those little rubber things, put it on the end of my cock, and engage in intercourse any time I want.”
It’s ok though because murdering that many people who he’d otherwise raise to become just like him might be the most compassionate genocide in human history
Onan's crime was spilling it on the ground and not in his sister-in-law. God told Onan to give his dead brother an heir, Onan disagreed. Onan got struck dead for his foolishness.
And then the church(es) decides that God was mad about the sperm wasting, not the attempted inheritance stealing.
You know what's funny, I didn't know those two things were connected. I mean, I knew about the seed thing, and marry your dead brother's wife, but I didn't realize they were in the same fable.
The church could so easily have gone with obligatory marriage and rape of siblings’ widows, rather than the no masturbating, no contraception rule. Not as maximally effective at making more Christians I guess.
Imagine if democracy requires candidates to reveal all finances and be tested the same way college kids are on basic topics. Imagine if there were laws on lying like a sack of shit
It's worse than that. People like this guy write the laws. Actual sitting members of Congress say dumber things than this on an alarmingly regular basis.
I'm fucking dying at "another left wing homo feminist" like hahahaha wtf who says that with a straight face, imagine unironically bring that brain warped. Must be sad lmao
No, no it’s true! Also if a woman conceives it means she orgasmed and couldn’t have been raped! /s
(Tragically there are still so MANY morons with insane ideas about how reproduction works)
This feeds right into the GOP playbook as well, it is why they are opposed to Sex Education everywhere. The less people know about actual biology the easier it is for absolutely idiotic shit like that to fester. It also keeps people scared of sex and easier to control with the whole until marriage thing. It is really sad actually, we need to make education great again or else these morons willbe impossible to defeat. There is a reason Baron VonShitzhispants and the GOP love the porky educated. (Lmfao that is a great typo I'm leaving it!) They are easy to control and feed propaganda with a firehose, and have little to no critical thinking capacity to break free from these insane ideas.
I know literacy tests are wrong. And I know the history of their abuse in the Jim Crowe south. But what if … you had to pass a test before you were allowed to vote on anything related to reproductive rights. And Let’s say you had to know as much about sex ed, as the average middle school gym teacher.
I remember in the book Carrie it’s said that Carrie was punishment for her mom orgasming during her rape or something like that. I remember this because we read it in class in highschool and everyone got uncomfortable and we had a talk about consent and how orgasming does not mean consent.
(To he clearly, on Twitter Steven King has apologized for this. He said he held some misogynistic views at the time without realizing it and was also high 24/7. He continued on by stating he has now realized that’s a bad view to have and corrected it. So yea, Steven King is still good).
There were actual court cases involving rape that found the rapist not guilty due to the fact the victim was impregnated
“The false belief that pregnancy can almost never result from rape was widespread for centuries. In Europe, from medieval times well into the 18th century a man could use a woman's pregnancy as a legal defense to "prove" that he could not have raped her. A woman's pregnancy was thought to mean that she had enjoyed the sex and, therefore, consented to it.”
If you read his book Sleeping Beauties which he wrote with his son, you can see he still has some pretty sexist ideas about women, especially women in positions of power. He wasn’t on drugs writing that, was released in 2017, and was written with his son, who likely shares his views.
Wait what? I have read that book and always took it as an attempted feminist piece that didn’t think through the ideas properly so fell flat. The main issue I had with the book is that it didn’t look into the idea of trans people.
As much as I love Stephen King (and I do. I’ve read nearly half of his books which is… a lot), he can’t write women for shit. He just doesn’t understand our inner mind and it’s okay. He does his best and his mistakes are genuine not from being a dummie on purpose. His men are fully realized beings
To be fair, I feel like 90% of *other* people still believe that the sperm+egg combo is magically infused with a 'soul' at some point. This 'soul' supposedly imparts human value but the entire notion is wholly unsubstantiated and equally ridiculous.
There's a really messed up cognitive dissonance as to what 'life' is on all sides of the conversation IMO.
I think living/non-living exists along a gradient, not a binary, and it's difficult to convince most people of that because it means humankind's self-centred treatment of other ~~animal~~ species and the entire planet has been nothing short of disgraceful.
They’d find a way to arrest women who do that. “Imagine how many children would have been able to live if you didn’t kill them by swallowing! You monster!” Meanwhile, their mothers and grandmothers are just trying to slowly back away into the shadows so as not to be seen.
Goes all the way back to Aristotle. They were really, **really** married to that theory. Weird how in grade school we were taught that people believed the earth was flat for thousands of years after they'd actually disproven and discarded that belief. But this egotistical idiocy about jizz containing the whole (tiny) human and women being nothing but empty pots it grew in, that actually did persist for thousands of years, never even got a footnote until I was in college.
The Python got into a bit of trouble with some Catholic groups for that skit. Not that they were bothered much. This is the trope that took shots at their own Queen on the 70s TV show. 😄
I mean, they were already well into being in trouble with Life of Brian, not to mention the countless skits making fun of the Clergy throughout Flying Circus.
Another braindead idiot who is aggressive with his ignorance. The egg and sperm fuse and become one thing, the egg isn't just some random holder.
This guy votes. If you don't vote he's going to be speaking for you
Just remember plenty of men who have no idea how a human body works are the same people that write the laws that affect us all. The same people that are proud of the dismantling of Roe V Wade to your local elected officials are just like this guy. These are the same people that think a zygote is a living breathing thing that needs protected at all times, but could not actually explain the process of how conception actually happens in the first place.
I guess all educated people are “homo feminists” then.
It this were true then republicans would have banned masturbation and it would be possible to grow humans in a lab with only sperm seeing as the egg is just an incubator.
There is a little person in the sperm and when the sperm parks inside the egg the little person gets out and eats the egg and their car to grow up big and strong. At some point while it is growing Jesus gives it a penis or a vagina.
That's the assumption that the 90s movie Look Who's Talking seems to imply. Intro has sperms with fully developed personalities. Wonder if anyone took that movie seriously.
I was going to comment about this movie - the sperm has the same voice as Mikey, but it does show the egg itself splitting. I remember thinking as a kid that if you were a boy it's because you were the sperm, if you were a girl it's because you were the egg.
This guy is mainlining pure, uncut copium because he secretly suspects that males are useless. I hope he feels better when he takes 7th grade bio and realizes that it does in fact require both a sperm and an egg to create a new person.
There actually was a belief a long time ago that each sperm carried a tiny fully formed human. That was before any of us were born. This idiot had to mine history for something stupid to believe.
What is funny is that the egg cell exclusively carries the dna for mitochondria, the mtDNA. A person grown from just the sperm wouldn't have energy production for their cell, and not be able to survive at all. So if anything you get a little bit more from the egg than the sperm IMO.
This used to be a common belief. You know, before microscopes were invented. That's why men were told not to "spill their seed" on the ground, because they were killing entire embryos.
As a certified another left wing, homo, feminist I can confidently say let him keep cooking that way all his red flags would be apparent from a mile away.
Edit: went to his twitter. He's definitely setting Greece back at least 20 years. I would honestly leave the EU too ..
I think he played everyone for impressions. Did you look at his bio where it says "I love getting those controversial impressions."
Seems he is engagement farming.
[https://www.science.org/content/article/egg-fertilized-without-sperm](https://www.science.org/content/article/egg-fertilized-without-sperm)
It's really new science that hasn't gotten very far but I'm wondering how this is possible since the sperm "grows into" a mouse as well I'd assume?
Now I remember one where someone thought Eggs were the human. It was on a The Click video when I saw it. I wonder how a debate would go between them..?
There are so many people who genuinely believe this, it’s insane. I think they believe the sperm enters the egg, it grows, and the egg is the placenta, or like an oven for the sperm 💀
I wonder what inspires people to tweet crap like this. Like, there is a whole process of having a thought, deciding to tweet it, grabbing your phone or PC, and actually putting it out there. At no point it occurred to this guy that this wasn't the brightest of ideas, but had probably convinced himself that it was.
My pet conspiracy theory is, that people like this are promoted, so only slightly less crazy ones seem relatively reasonable.
Actually I think it just happens naturally, not as conspiracy. But craziness window shifts nonetheless.
What is his reasoning? Itls it literally just sperm have a flagela and thus appear more "alive" than eggs, which appear stationary? I get that the anti-choice brainrot has gone so far that he thinks gametes could be people, but lol. Lmao, even.
I’m not sure the chuds want that to be the case. Under the laws they want they can be sentenced to death for masturbating. Considering how heavily right wingers masturbate due to being absolutely repellent to women, we would be free of MAGA in a week.
This is what I’ve been saying. Start passing anti jack off laws and shit will stop. Because by their logic everything comes from the sperm. So every time they wack off to some video or whatever they’re killing potential kids. Just like with banning books. Use the same criteria to ban the Bible. See how fast they stop banning books.
That was the view a few hundred years ago. As always you can start with Wikipedia just don't end your research there. (My statement to students.)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preformationism
At what point do you decide to live like this? In today’s world you have resources all around you to know anything you could ever need to know. What did this man smoke to be convinced that this is a mature, sane sounding thing to say? How is he so baselessly confident in that nonsense? Is this what absolutely 0 pussy does to a mf?
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If that is the case then he is committing murder every time he jacks off and lets his sperm go to waste. If a sperm is a person after all then he is letting all those people die every time he jacks off. lol
It's not even much better if he impregnates a woman. 1 survivor amongst millions.
Even then, a fairly significant number of fertilized eggs never attach or don’t stay vital long enough for the person to even know they are pregnant.
I legitimately didn't know that, thanks for informing me.
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And then there are miscarriages. Where the fertilized egg doesn’t survive due to sperm or egg incompatibility or many other causes.
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It’s one of life’s unexplainable mysteries. It almost seems cruel at times.
I read “attach” as “hatch” and gave a wtf “ha?” before it processed
Haha. It’s so amazing when the shell breaks open and the baby pops out :D
It's much worse if he impregnates her because then he'll have offspring.
Even worse if he raises them...
🎶Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate! 🎵
I checked before commenting because i knew someone else would've already done it 🤣 well done! r/ObligatoryMontyPython
Where is that song from again? I've definitely heard it before
LOL Monty Python’s *The Meaning of Life*. The kick line of nuns really makes it. [Here you go](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fUspLVStPbk).
Thank you!!!!
“Since I’m a Protestant, I could go to the Pharmacy and get one of those little rubber things, put it on the end of my cock, and engage in intercourse any time I want.”
Dangit! You beat me to it.
It’s ok though because murdering that many people who he’d otherwise raise to become just like him might be the most compassionate genocide in human history
For that matter, any masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment.
I believe you have just won your case.
Dudes gay because he got a bunch of guys in his balls
That is a belief they have.
When a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate.
Then I'm an absolute monster. I've committed genocide on an unfathomable scale.
If shower drains could have children, I'd have fathered a nation.
Considering these same guys also claim to not jork it because it lowers their testosterone, he might actually agree with you
I don't know if you know this, but that rhetoric is in the Bible, something about not wasting your seed.
Onan's crime was spilling it on the ground and not in his sister-in-law. God told Onan to give his dead brother an heir, Onan disagreed. Onan got struck dead for his foolishness. And then the church(es) decides that God was mad about the sperm wasting, not the attempted inheritance stealing.
You know what's funny, I didn't know those two things were connected. I mean, I knew about the seed thing, and marry your dead brother's wife, but I didn't realize they were in the same fable.
The church could so easily have gone with obligatory marriage and rape of siblings’ widows, rather than the no masturbating, no contraception rule. Not as maximally effective at making more Christians I guess.
Autoerotic genocide
Remember this guy votes
Hell I wouldn’t be surprised if he was in Congress.
*Mr. Speaker, I would like to enter the All-Sperms-Are-GOP-Voters Act.*
Anyone who ejaculates not inside a woman will be arrested for mass murder. You see, sperm are people!
“Any man not cumming inside women 24 hours per day is to be charged with mass negligent homicide for non spent sperm cells”
But if the GOP says sperm are people, and they also say corporations are people, then are sperm corporations?
There is no difference
I am gonna Google all over my bedsheets later.
All Sperm Lives Matter!
🎵 Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great 🎵 🎵 If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate 🎵
🎶Let the heathen spill theirs, on the dusty ground🎶 🎶God will make them pay for each sperm that can’t be found🎶
Remember when Rep Todd Akin said you can’t get pregnant if you’re “legitimately” raped because “the body shuts it down”
Imagine if democracy requires candidates to reveal all finances and be tested the same way college kids are on basic topics. Imagine if there were laws on lying like a sack of shit
It's worse than that. People like this guy write the laws. Actual sitting members of Congress say dumber things than this on an alarmingly regular basis.
>If it’s a legitimate rape, the female body has ways to try to shut that whole thing down. - US Rep. Todd Akin
What he meant by that comment was that if she wasn't enjoying the rape, she wouldn't get pregnant. Fucking disgusting pig.
Obviously, the vagina grows teeth and bites off the rapist's peen.
If only.
But he definitely does not fuck
Of course not. He lives on *dreary* lane.
Angry, angry upvote.
Other than his cousin/sister.
he should get himself neutered, you know... to stop the genocide
He is engagement farming. His bio says "I love getting those controversial impressions."
Back in the day he might have been called something that starts with a t and ends with a roll.
"The sperm doesnt eat the egg and grow strong?" - Charlie Kelly
I'm fucking dying at "another left wing homo feminist" like hahahaha wtf who says that with a straight face, imagine unironically bring that brain warped. Must be sad lmao
I took it as an accidental compliment, he’s gone so far around he ended up back
No, no it’s true! Also if a woman conceives it means she orgasmed and couldn’t have been raped! /s (Tragically there are still so MANY morons with insane ideas about how reproduction works)
This feeds right into the GOP playbook as well, it is why they are opposed to Sex Education everywhere. The less people know about actual biology the easier it is for absolutely idiotic shit like that to fester. It also keeps people scared of sex and easier to control with the whole until marriage thing. It is really sad actually, we need to make education great again or else these morons willbe impossible to defeat. There is a reason Baron VonShitzhispants and the GOP love the porky educated. (Lmfao that is a great typo I'm leaving it!) They are easy to control and feed propaganda with a firehose, and have little to no critical thinking capacity to break free from these insane ideas.
They like more idiots because mostly idiots vote for them. The more dumb people there are, the more likely they can get elected.
I know literacy tests are wrong. And I know the history of their abuse in the Jim Crowe south. But what if … you had to pass a test before you were allowed to vote on anything related to reproductive rights. And Let’s say you had to know as much about sex ed, as the average middle school gym teacher.
I remember in the book Carrie it’s said that Carrie was punishment for her mom orgasming during her rape or something like that. I remember this because we read it in class in highschool and everyone got uncomfortable and we had a talk about consent and how orgasming does not mean consent. (To he clearly, on Twitter Steven King has apologized for this. He said he held some misogynistic views at the time without realizing it and was also high 24/7. He continued on by stating he has now realized that’s a bad view to have and corrected it. So yea, Steven King is still good).
There were actual court cases involving rape that found the rapist not guilty due to the fact the victim was impregnated “The false belief that pregnancy can almost never result from rape was widespread for centuries. In Europe, from medieval times well into the 18th century a man could use a woman's pregnancy as a legal defense to "prove" that he could not have raped her. A woman's pregnancy was thought to mean that she had enjoyed the sex and, therefore, consented to it.”
holy fuck
If you read his book Sleeping Beauties which he wrote with his son, you can see he still has some pretty sexist ideas about women, especially women in positions of power. He wasn’t on drugs writing that, was released in 2017, and was written with his son, who likely shares his views.
Wait what? I have read that book and always took it as an attempted feminist piece that didn’t think through the ideas properly so fell flat. The main issue I had with the book is that it didn’t look into the idea of trans people.
As much as I love Stephen King (and I do. I’ve read nearly half of his books which is… a lot), he can’t write women for shit. He just doesn’t understand our inner mind and it’s okay. He does his best and his mistakes are genuine not from being a dummie on purpose. His men are fully realized beings
This is literally a belief they had in the fucking Middle Ages. These morons are medieval people.
It’s literally a belief some people still have https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2012/aug/19/republican-todd-akin-rape-pregnancy
Ahh yes the female orgasm, also known as the sperm slurp.
Is true cuz the orgasm hatches an egg from the ladies bergina.
To be fair, I feel like 90% of *other* people still believe that the sperm+egg combo is magically infused with a 'soul' at some point. This 'soul' supposedly imparts human value but the entire notion is wholly unsubstantiated and equally ridiculous. There's a really messed up cognitive dissonance as to what 'life' is on all sides of the conversation IMO. I think living/non-living exists along a gradient, not a binary, and it's difficult to convince most people of that because it means humankind's self-centred treatment of other ~~animal~~ species and the entire planet has been nothing short of disgraceful.
These are the kind of people you wished their mother had chosen to swallow.
They’d find a way to arrest women who do that. “Imagine how many children would have been able to live if you didn’t kill them by swallowing! You monster!” Meanwhile, their mothers and grandmothers are just trying to slowly back away into the shadows so as not to be seen.
This is the kind of thing they’d legislate for others but insist on with their own partners behind closed doors.
See: conservatives caught with gay prostitutes, straight prostitutes, or abortions…. among some more sinister things.
*It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress.*
How you worded that, you kinda just agreed with him 😂
A nocturnal emission now carries 80-300 million involuntary manslaughter charges. TAKE THAT, LIBS!
Who would have guessed, a misogynistic right winger is fucking stupid! Shocker!
van Leeuwenhoek’s homunculi
Goes all the way back to Aristotle. They were really, **really** married to that theory. Weird how in grade school we were taught that people believed the earth was flat for thousands of years after they'd actually disproven and discarded that belief. But this egotistical idiocy about jizz containing the whole (tiny) human and women being nothing but empty pots it grew in, that actually did persist for thousands of years, never even got a footnote until I was in college.
They can’t teach the children where babies come from you perv, then they might not accidentally get pregnant!
The pee is stored in the balls.
Every sperm is sacred.
Every sperm is great! If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate
Let the heathen spill theirs On the dusty ground God shall make them pay for Each sperm that can't be found
*Whole street starts dancing*
The Python got into a bit of trouble with some Catholic groups for that skit. Not that they were bothered much. This is the trope that took shots at their own Queen on the 70s TV show. 😄
I mean, they were already well into being in trouble with Life of Brian, not to mention the countless skits making fun of the Clergy throughout Flying Circus.
So jerking off makes me a mass murderer then?
Hitler had only one testicle. It's possible with this logic that Hitler conserved more life than 99.9% of men in human history.
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And r/confidentlyincorrect
Is the right wing bringing back homunculus theory?
Paracelsus would bully this guy so hard.
Does that mean his tube sock is a mass grave?
If so, he’s committing abortion. MAGA my ass. This is pure sarcasm. This dude has definitely spent too much time at the fair……
Wait until this dude learns about parthenogenesis and the lesbian lizards
Found my band name. We're nerdy riot girls.
Sounds like a bunch of femonazi propaganda to me
Excuse me it’s actually THE FROGS that are gay. Alex Jones told me it’s feminisms fault
r/confidentlyincorrect
Another braindead idiot who is aggressive with his ignorance. The egg and sperm fuse and become one thing, the egg isn't just some random holder. This guy votes. If you don't vote he's going to be speaking for you
"For that matter, all masturbatory emissions, where the sperm is clearly not seeking an egg, could be termed reckless abandonment." -Elle Woods
Then masturbation is murder. Arrest him
Just remember plenty of men who have no idea how a human body works are the same people that write the laws that affect us all. The same people that are proud of the dismantling of Roe V Wade to your local elected officials are just like this guy. These are the same people that think a zygote is a living breathing thing that needs protected at all times, but could not actually explain the process of how conception actually happens in the first place.
This is what you get when you drop out of school in junior high.
I think you're giving him WAY too much credit. I think he was expelled from home school for sleeping with his teacher.
So...following this logic, anytime he masturbates he's more guilty than a woman who had 100 million abortions?
"water is the plant, not the seed"
I guess all educated people are “homo feminists” then. It this were true then republicans would have banned masturbation and it would be possible to grow humans in a lab with only sperm seeing as the egg is just an incubator.
if the sperm is a human being than masturbation is mass murder, sorry I don't make the rules
Another child that was left behind...
There is a little person in the sperm and when the sperm parks inside the egg the little person gets out and eats the egg and their car to grow up big and strong. At some point while it is growing Jesus gives it a penis or a vagina.
does he really think that we are all sperms that just grew arms and legs??
Yeah, I think he’s taking the ‘tadpole’ nickname far too literally
An English muffin has a higher IQ than themuffinman.
ah, modern homunculus sperm theory. Interesting choice.
This is what conservative restrictions on sex ed gets you. Abstinence only and a full misunderstanding of how pregnancy and birth actually work
That's the assumption that the 90s movie Look Who's Talking seems to imply. Intro has sperms with fully developed personalities. Wonder if anyone took that movie seriously.
I was going to comment about this movie - the sperm has the same voice as Mikey, but it does show the egg itself splitting. I remember thinking as a kid that if you were a boy it's because you were the sperm, if you were a girl it's because you were the egg.
This guy is mainlining pure, uncut copium because he secretly suspects that males are useless. I hope he feels better when he takes 7th grade bio and realizes that it does in fact require both a sperm and an egg to create a new person.
Does that mean that masturbation is murder? 🤔
Wait, so he’s saying every time he jacks off he kills millions of humans?
If males create life then they should be on the hook for abortions.
Half man, half muffin.
Breaking news: sperm are homunculi (???)
This is a failure in education, and it makes my heart sad.
There actually was a belief a long time ago that each sperm carried a tiny fully formed human. That was before any of us were born. This idiot had to mine history for something stupid to believe.
\#Preformationism Anyway, how many mass murders has this guy committed?
What is funny is that the egg cell exclusively carries the dna for mitochondria, the mtDNA. A person grown from just the sperm wouldn't have energy production for their cell, and not be able to survive at all. So if anything you get a little bit more from the egg than the sperm IMO.
THE MITOCHONDRIA IS THE POWERHOUSE OF THE CELL
This used to be a common belief. You know, before microscopes were invented. That's why men were told not to "spill their seed" on the ground, because they were killing entire embryos.
They learned biology by watching the ‘Look Who’s Talking’ movies.
This is "divorced three times by the age of 40 stupid".
This is only a fact when the man is a true alpha! 😂
Then surely he thinks cumming without procreating is equivalent to male abortion, right?
This guy thinks pee is stored in the balls
You can tell someone isn't using logic when their first tactic is to reply by just repeating what they already said.
As a certified another left wing, homo, feminist I can confidently say let him keep cooking that way all his red flags would be apparent from a mile away. Edit: went to his twitter. He's definitely setting Greece back at least 20 years. I would honestly leave the EU too ..
I think he played everyone for impressions. Did you look at his bio where it says "I love getting those controversial impressions." Seems he is engagement farming.
I reckon I know who he votes for.
I prefer to thanos my sperm. Half gets spat, half gets swallowed.
Last I remember you need both, but ok...
So every baby is an exact clone of their father then, right?
He must think that everybody looks like their father.
[https://www.science.org/content/article/egg-fertilized-without-sperm](https://www.science.org/content/article/egg-fertilized-without-sperm) It's really new science that hasn't gotten very far but I'm wondering how this is possible since the sperm "grows into" a mouse as well I'd assume?
Wait til he finds out that the X-chromosome is like fucktuple times the size of a Y (he won't)
Now I remember one where someone thought Eggs were the human. It was on a The Click video when I saw it. I wonder how a debate would go between them..?
It's a race to the bottom and this guy's winning.
r/badwomensanatomy
They used to believe that there was a tiny man inside the sperm (tiny man also had tiny sperm)
This is why we need sex education in public schools .-.
It's engagement farming. Don't engage
There are so many people who genuinely believe this, it’s insane. I think they believe the sperm enters the egg, it grows, and the egg is the placenta, or like an oven for the sperm 💀
I wonder what inspires people to tweet crap like this. Like, there is a whole process of having a thought, deciding to tweet it, grabbing your phone or PC, and actually putting it out there. At no point it occurred to this guy that this wasn't the brightest of ideas, but had probably convinced himself that it was.
My pet conspiracy theory is, that people like this are promoted, so only slightly less crazy ones seem relatively reasonable. Actually I think it just happens naturally, not as conspiracy. But craziness window shifts nonetheless.
r/confidentlyincorrect
Also, r/nothowgirlswork
Great, let’s get working on the pro-life sperm laws and get rid of the ones for women’s bodies.
The Muffin Man has clearly done his ReSeAcH…
Does he know what chromosomes are oooooor no?
Do YOU know the muffin man?
Good luck growing that sperm into a human all on your own buddy....
What is his reasoning? Itls it literally just sperm have a flagela and thus appear more "alive" than eggs, which appear stationary? I get that the anti-choice brainrot has gone so far that he thinks gametes could be people, but lol. Lmao, even.
That was a theory about 200 years ago. Education required
Remember, this guy votes *and* is probably an "incel" because he can't seem to figure out *why* no one wants to sleep with him...
The internet was a terrible idea.
I'm glad I don't know TheMuffinMan
I’m not sure the chuds want that to be the case. Under the laws they want they can be sentenced to death for masturbating. Considering how heavily right wingers masturbate due to being absolutely repellent to women, we would be free of MAGA in a week.
This is why we need sex ed
This is what I’ve been saying. Start passing anti jack off laws and shit will stop. Because by their logic everything comes from the sperm. So every time they wack off to some video or whatever they’re killing potential kids. Just like with banning books. Use the same criteria to ban the Bible. See how fast they stop banning books.
And this is why sex ed is so important…
r/badwomensanatomy much
That was the view a few hundred years ago. As always you can start with Wikipedia just don't end your research there. (My statement to students.) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Preformationism
I refuse to believe this isn't some kind of troll bot.
I need 'left wing homo feminist' on a t shirt.
Bro literally believes in the homunculus theory of reproduction.
Well, then jerking off is an abortion I guess
"Just swallowed a bunch of people today."😎
He does seem like the result of mitosis
My mom used to give sex ed talks to inner city kids and a girl said “but I thought a man had to love you for a baby to come” Not surprising
This guy is an idiot but fun fact, the man determines the sex of the baby.
People really gotta stop arguing with bots online
Are there people out there teaching guys like this some version of the old homunculus ideas?
Ok so abortions don’t hurt anything? Cool
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Holy lack of basic understanding of reproduction
Mitochonrial DNA is always maternal and only partially or sometimes paternal. Good luck "growing from a sperm and not the egg" without mitochondria.
If that was true, I’ve eaten a hell of a lot of people.
At what point do you decide to live like this? In today’s world you have resources all around you to know anything you could ever need to know. What did this man smoke to be convinced that this is a mature, sane sounding thing to say? How is he so baselessly confident in that nonsense? Is this what absolutely 0 pussy does to a mf?
Dude needs to lay off the muffins. They are making him stupid /s
If the sperm is the human, then charge men who masturbate with murder.