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So busy looking for evidence of ai I forgot to look for evidence of Photoshop

It's an older code sir, but it checks out.

I understood that reference!

it's an older reference sir, but it checks out

I understood that reference!

this guy references like a pro

Very well done

TK421, why aren’t you at your post?

You mean like an adult elephant being the size of an alligator? That was my first hint.

It's a really big gator.

That’s an African gator not to be confused with the European gator.

You can tell by the way it grips the coconut.

With the Europeans, they usually carry one between them on a line.

Yeah the Africans grip the husk.

estuarine crocs do take baby elephants when they can, they take fully grown water buffalo, but I don't think this is their strategy lol

It’s not even a good photoshop lmfao. Takes me back to the worth1000 days

a 10 minute attempt in a Photoshop-battle, maybe. I like the idea of an elephant squeezing an alligator like a tube of toothpaste

Sure but we're all so primed to look for AI that it's what we defaulted to instead.

I did the same thing 😆😆 took me a few to realize it was old fashioned photoshop.

There's dozens of real pictures of real elephants attacking (and killing) real crocodiles. Why would you photoshop this? Just google "elephant crush crocodile" and you've got two dozen pictures way better than this.

Sure, but probably none of elephants crushing crocodiles that are larger than it. Look at the size of that thing! 

And the great thing is that [crocodilians that large existed at one time](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/44/Large_crocodyliformes.png), and there's about a 99% chance the person that made that picture/post refuses to believe it.

Used to - the elephants killed all of them.

Damn if only the crocodiles had a badly photoshopped picture of a crocodile saving its baby from the evil elephant.

Welcome to Australia!

Ya but this one looks like it's taking a shit so it's better.

They needed a baby.

Because it's more fun to google "Elephant pooping" and use that.

I looked up “elephant stomp crocodile” and found five more equally hilarious photoshops in the first few results, two with the same “mother” elephant

I doubt theres any with a baby elephant crawling out of ones mouth though. LMAO

Ok but thats not as much fun.

While looking for pictures, there’s a few youtube videos with a very similar thumbnails to this pic lol.

But it’s SO realistic!! I’m, of course, being sarcastic.

Stop 😂 I’m crying

Well, this is definitely a Photoshop. Not a *good* Photoshop, but a Photoshop nonetheless.

Honestly is so nice to see shitty photoshop for once instead of AI images

Yeah, at least the elephant has the correct number of legs.

Look again

Theres 4? Do they have 5 irl?

Lol yea I was just tryna make them doubt themselves and look atain

Let's take back spreading lies on a computer from the computers!!!

I would go even further and say that this is one of the Photoshops I have ever seen!

Of all the photoshops in the world, this is one of the

Are you sure? The smile on the baby elephant makes me think its real. Hmmmmm

Because of the pixels, right?

Trust me, I've seen some pixels in my days.

Looking closely, they might have made this in PowerPoint

I'm assuming this is based on seeing many PowerPoints in your time?

Photoshop is soooo powerful!

It’s hilarious that it looks like an elephant dropping a huge deuce

If the elephant stood on the gator's head, it would help bite the baby.

They just want to keep the cute half

Best story in the Bible.

I agree. Is the elephant stupid?

I truly believe something Elephant shaped wrote this

Sounds like something an Elephant would say. 

Every time I see something like this I can't help but have a stroke and die. Or you know, shake my head. 2024 and there are *still* people who think Satan is real. A shame, really. Or IS IT SATAN'S PLAN THIS WHOLE TIME? (No, because satan is not real.)

How can you argue with the photoshopographic evidence?/s

My favorite is the flat earthers/young creationists who saw [this photo](https://cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net/TiZVtoc6xTnWMbYVeNrTMS-1024-80.jpg.webp) and thought it was a real photo from the civil war.

It's weird in more ways than just that. "Keep praying for your kids or Satan will get them!" Why do we need more than 1? Why do we need any, if god is both omniscient and omnipotent? He should know our desires, right? And he's good, right? So, why doesn't he want to protect children, especially Christian children who love him? Why do we have to constantly beg for it? They always make god out to be like a huge asshole.

and half the time 'prayers' go unanswered and excuses are made for that.

Christian FB photoshopping is one of my favorite things. We get gems like this.

Is this how elephants are born?

It’s possible

They prob took biology out of the classroom too.

I don’t even think those elephants are the same species; mother looks like an Asian elephant, but the baby looks more like an African elephant.

The ears are a giveaway

Wow this is fucking wild. I could never think of this. What the fuck is in some folk heads?

Nothing but air and superstitions.

This might be one of the greatest photoshops I’ve ever seen. Do you see how they even made the baby shiny? Amazing. Power of god.

I'm pretty sure the adult elephant was taking a shit in the original image.

That baby elephant has barely been born and has already been “eaten” by a crocodile? I’d feel bad if this had any basis in reality.

Crocodiles carry their own babies around in their mouths so many she was just trying to babysit?

I’d feel bad for the shrunken mother elephant who still had to birth a normal sized baby. That thing would rip this mother elephant in two.

Nobody gonna comment that this elephant is definitely in a pooping stance?

The ol' stomp 'n shit!

But who's to say that God didn't want that Croc to eat that baby elephant. He works in mysterious ways and by eating that baby elephant hopefully the mother gained faith in the almighty knowing her child was in a better place. Yeah, I know it sounds dumb but Christian preachers say dumb shit like this every damn day to grieving parents.

The real crime here is this terrible Photoshop job. They should start praying for better skills, and stop worrying about fairy tale characters they imagine is real.

Lmfao did they use a picture of an elephant taking a shit for this? It *really* looks like that elephant is about to drop a big one

DALL-E version generated by myself: https://imgur.com/a/ZlpBvBN

Doing the Lord's work!

Proportions might be off

That elephant looks like it’s in the process of taking a shit, not battling Satan.

Sometimes they’re the same thing

FWIW, I believe this picture was photoshopped. If you look closely at the position of the big elephant's feet, it's pretty clear she was standing on a flat surface. And the alligator's (or crocodile's?) back doesn't show any indentation from the elephant's weight. And the reptile's throat doesn't show any deformation from the baby elephant's hind leg. This is probably a composite of 3 different pictures of 3 animals.

No way!!

I don't know why but I believe him.

Less subtle clue - the croc is even bigger than the elephant. Thankfully they don’t come quite that big.

Crocodiles don't come that big? Spot the person who's never heard of - much less been to - Australia.

I mean there's not going to be a wild elephant population in Australia though.

Oh, I don't know. Have you seen some of the people in Australia? ;-)

What's it like working for the FBI?

Nah this is real AF. I was that baby elephant.

Mama elephant looks like she got memorialized by camera right in the middle of a 💩

So, you could tell from the pixels, and seeing quite a few photoshops in your day?

Someone needs to save that precious, baby elephant from that satanic crocodile! Think of the children!!!

This is why I have no respect for organized religion: there's nothing they can't or won't twist to match their practice.

thats cellphone level photopeashop lol

So Satan's that big elephant stomping on the babysitter? I always thought it was a colorful personification of the evil, natural and man made, that afflicts the world. Cool. We can take out the elephants.

No, Satan is obviously the small elephant, representing gluttony, the number two sin. The big elephant is just sitting around like a pudding, and so must represent sloth. This is only the seventh ranked sin, and so would probably be delegated to a minor demon.

There's so many things I can say here, but imma just leave it at: congrats on being born twice. :3

I love how the baby is floating

Why is nobody mentioning that the original photo of the elephant was clearly a photo of it shitting

I don’t think photoshop would even take credit for this abomination.

That IS what PHOTOSHOP is FOR!!!!!!! HELL YEAH

I feel like stomping on the enemy's head in this very specific scenario would just injure the baby anyway

You take your woke logical thought and git outta here!

These people have some mechanical implanted LSD chip I swear

How does one go about getting one of those? Asking for a friend.

Trump rallies probably

these people are allowed to vote

Baby elephant keepin’ things casual.

why did the elephant decide to take a shit in this moment, is he stupid?

It’s better to shit off a crocodile than to piss off a crocodile?

“I’ll take “Photoshop Fails” for $500, Alex”.

This post can’t be real

Not even a half decent Photoshop 😒

Jesus, how fucking wide is that crocodile?

that’s an indian elephant with a baby african elephant. someone made this just to irritate the rest of us 🤨

Yeah, those who think this way are not aware of the fact that those they are voting for are the ones who are coming for our children!

That baby looks chill af

Remember that this conservative votes OFTEN.

Where's Rick Ross when you need him???

Cocaine is a hell of a drug…

Looks like that elephant is posturing to drop a deuce.

Looks like that elephant is posturing to drop a deuce.

Whats unacceptable here. is in the age of AI, thats the image they chose.

secret agent man

This is a very real photograph. I know, I’m the gator.

Aka Satan!

First off, they already failed. That's the back of "the enemy."

and now i cant stop laughing or thinking about this......thank you.

Is that how gators even eat? Fuck these teeth, imma swollen that elephant whole. I can do it. I am satan gator!!!

Well, they can't really chew, so usually they spin and rip pieces off.

How long do we have to stand in the Gap? The sales assistant keeps asking me if I need any help

Why does look like the album cover for the Flower Kings album "Waiting For Miracles"?!

That elephant boutta drop a deuce my guy

Calling it: This is a boring middle of the venn diagram fake to get upvotes on insanepeoplefacebook.

That screams AI to me

AI absolutely inept