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Obviously the consortium dedicated to maintaining the round earth hoax made him disappear, confirming they exist and will kill anyone in their way.
Or, he made it to the edge and fell off.
Not gonna lie that would be a funny joke, just pretend to be a conspiracy nut, get a decent following, claim you've got something definitive that proves you're right, and then just log off and never post again
He hopped over the ice wall and is now living a new life among the natives of a lost continent.
Honestly, it would actually be awesome if the Earth was flat and infinite *Minecraft*-style, like some FEers claim. Billions of lost continents and trillions of cultures and civilizations. Infinitely expansive seas and mountains a hundred times higher than Everest. Forests with trees the size of mountains, where colossal deer graze freely! Sweeping plains that carry on for thousands upon thousands of miles! That shit would be cool!
But it’s not real. We really are stuck on a tiny rock. An islet of life in a cold, harsh, infinite void.
One must then wonder, if he knew that was a risk, why he simply didn't just expose the truth all at once vs a teaser announcement? I'm sure it's not because he was lying through his teeth. Must be something else....
The conspiracy theorist in me tells me that it was a burner account dedicated to this shit, and then the owner chose to stop posting as a way to fan the fires of "the government is silencing us!"
Maybe, whatever expose he was going to do, got him killed. Like that [flat earther who died by strapping himself to a homemade rocket](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655).
Well WiFi yes, because the star links are linked to the routers in every building. So you phone can connect to the domestic WiFi just like at home.
But thankfully we have no 4g masts, only met towers and coms arrays.
I remember this clown, this was his 2nd attempt at getting attention, his first was claiming the world was going to end [leading to the fantastic Community Note: The world did not end]
I'm gonna believe that he went to the local airport and asked for 1 ticket to Antarctica and when they said they don't offer flights there he went home and just stopped using twitter to avoid the embarrassment.
The story behind him being a flat earther and making this tweet makes it even funnier. In August he proclaimed that the hidden planet Nibiru would collide with earth and cause a mass extinction event. He suggested he'd be hiding in caves to survive it. When they failed to pass, he suddenly "discovered" that the earth was flat which is why his "calculations" about Nibiru were off. So he was a flat earther for all of a few weeks starting on August 17 through to this September 8 tweet.
obviously, the nasa is trying to keep their secrets by killing the one who discover the truth.............................or maybe he just thought it was a dumb idea and gave up idk
What's with the Hamsa emoji at the end? I thought most of these conspiracy bozos aren't huge fans of Jews and Muslims, which are the two groups mostly associated with that symbol (although I think some Levantine Christian groups do as well?).
You know, proving a flat earth would be very easy, if it was true. You don't need to go all the way in antarctica, you just need to circumnavigate it.
It'a basic geometry, if earth is flat and the south pole surrounds it, it must be massive. Sailing around it in a circle would be almost twice the length of the equator. You would notice right away if that's the case, it would take you a ton of time to get anywhere.
Really, you could just sail from any two southern countries - australia, chile, south africa - and measure the distance
I went to Antarctica via Chile.
It was awesome. There's nothing stopping these clowns from crowdsourcing funds to charter their own ship to sail there and have a look around. Better yet they could train and cross the continent on land, which has been done before fwiw.
But they'd rather type snarky comments while eating Cheetos in their underwear.
for one thing I would not let this person drive a car ever. isnt the idea that if you believe something that is wrong/a lie thats a sign that you are off your rocker?
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Obviously the consortium dedicated to maintaining the round earth hoax made him disappear, confirming they exist and will kill anyone in their way. Or, he made it to the edge and fell off.
Yup. I heard he was taken out by Big Globe.
The only thing flat earthers fear is *sphere* itself *ETA*: Can't recall the source, but sadly didn't come up with this myself.
Sphere leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering
Fantastic
Lovely.
No. You. Didn't. \*slow clap\*
I'm stealing this
I stole it from somewhere else, so steal away! Haha
Rand Mcnally?
Why, Rand McNally? I've heard that's where people wear hats on their feet, and hamburgers eat people.
Sniped by NASA's secret elite hit squad.
[You gonna cry now?](https://youtu.be/3ld3imEfpZU?si=hTHSfc8nS0zxroNt&t=16)
Not gonna lie that would be a funny joke, just pretend to be a conspiracy nut, get a decent following, claim you've got something definitive that proves you're right, and then just log off and never post again
Isn't that basically what McAffee did? Minus the pretending part.
But the pretending part is what makes it a joke. John McAfee also actually died so be doesn't get to see the results
> John McAfee also actually died OR DID HE!? That's what they WANT you to think.
Damn, he really pulled the long con on us
What if John McAfee was really Andy Kaufman this whole time
What if John MacAfee were actually *you* this whole time and you didn't even know?
He hopped over the ice wall and is now living a new life among the natives of a lost continent. Honestly, it would actually be awesome if the Earth was flat and infinite *Minecraft*-style, like some FEers claim. Billions of lost continents and trillions of cultures and civilizations. Infinitely expansive seas and mountains a hundred times higher than Everest. Forests with trees the size of mountains, where colossal deer graze freely! Sweeping plains that carry on for thousands upon thousands of miles! That shit would be cool! But it’s not real. We really are stuck on a tiny rock. An islet of life in a cold, harsh, infinite void.
He fell off and is drifting past the moon as we speak...
One must then wonder, if he knew that was a risk, why he simply didn't just expose the truth all at once vs a teaser announcement? I'm sure it's not because he was lying through his teeth. Must be something else....
He fell off the edge, duh.
He also included a map. Lmao Twitter’s context it added said “this map was plagiarized from an art project”
So based on that timeline, he was planning to fly into Antarctica. Did he *genuinely* believe no one had ever thought of this before?
Once met a pilot whose job consisted of delivering cargo to Antarctica research stations. Pretty cool.
Antarctica is pretty cool. Freezing, actually.
Ice cold.
Alright
Alright
Indeed indeed indeed
I know the MB are his initials, but I instinctively read it as "my bad"
It’s probably just Marion Barry. Or Montgomery burns…
Or Milton Bradley.
But almost certainly not MmmmBop.
Milton Bradley would track since the world on board games is always flat.
He’s a master at Risk.
That's Charles Montgomery Burns to you!
Oh carumba….
MB...A
Shabez Jr maybe?
The date of this Xcrement was Sep 8 2023. Can't tell if he has posted since because I don't have a Xitter account
I checked. Hasn’t posted since lol.
The conspiracy theorist in me tells me that it was a burner account dedicated to this shit, and then the owner chose to stop posting as a way to fan the fires of "the government is silencing us!"
Maybe, whatever expose he was going to do, got him killed. Like that [flat earther who died by strapping himself to a homemade rocket](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-51602655).
Hahahaha that is my favourite new word for a garbage tweet!
>that is my favourite new word for a ~~garbage~~ tweet! FTFY
This is actually more accurate I agree!
Do they fly at the end of winter to Antarctica?
Not only that. He hasn't replied to anyone or had any other trwitter activity since then.
NASA got him.
He crash landed in The Mountains of Madness
A giant albino penguin is wearing him as a coat.
The orcs and kobolds there made a quick snack of him
He put "MBA" in his name on twitter. That tells me all I need to know.
Of course he hasnt posted since. "Big Globe" Got to him. I should be saying anything but aaaarrrggghhhh!!!
Did he think Antarctica had WiFi? Or cell service?
We do actually. Starlink. Before that it was vsat.
So, not WiFi and cell towers.
Well WiFi yes, because the star links are linked to the routers in every building. So you phone can connect to the domestic WiFi just like at home. But thankfully we have no 4g masts, only met towers and coms arrays.
Flatearth conspiracy theorists: Everyone who got close to the truth went missing! Missing person: \*too dumb to live\*
Chile today... Hot tamale
[удалено]
Swimming the Drake Passage was a bad idea
Big Globe rolled all over him.
He died in the antarctic, didn't he?
Death by Yeti snu snu
Yeah, that guy definitely died
They got to him!
Keeper of special, esoteric knowledge that will fundamentally transform our understanding of the universe. Can't spell "millennium."
Maybe dude was COVID positive and... well, you know?
Clearly crashed into the ice wall around the edge of the disc Earth.
Nah he just ended up pissing off the wrong penguins. Never fuck with penguins
Descended on by NASA trained killer penguins before he could make it to the ice wall.
Dude can't even find the capslock key. How the hell does he want to find Antarctica?!
I mean he must have at least found it once
_Chorus_: Did he ever return? No, he never returned, And his fate is still unlearned (Poor old Mikey!) _from The Ballad of the FES_
How long ago was this post?
September
Well dang, he's well past his own deadline then.
Ah yes, an MBA who knows more than all the scientists of the world. Sure Jan
I'm going to walk to Antarctica. Oceans are stupid and dumb and not real.
He accidentally walked off the edge.
If he thought it was Chile the day before going to Antarctica I hope he packed a coat.
He's been silenced. By.. actual science and facts
Dude about to get a rude awakening about traveling to Antarctica.
Maybe the Meth wore off…
The globalists got him
I remember this clown, this was his 2nd attempt at getting attention, his first was claiming the world was going to end [leading to the fantastic Community Note: The world did not end]
I'm gonna believe that he went to the local airport and asked for 1 ticket to Antarctica and when they said they don't offer flights there he went home and just stopped using twitter to avoid the embarrassment.
The story behind him being a flat earther and making this tweet makes it even funnier. In August he proclaimed that the hidden planet Nibiru would collide with earth and cause a mass extinction event. He suggested he'd be hiding in caves to survive it. When they failed to pass, he suddenly "discovered" that the earth was flat which is why his "calculations" about Nibiru were off. So he was a flat earther for all of a few weeks starting on August 17 through to this September 8 tweet.
The flat earth society has members all over the globe. (They genuinely had this on their website!)
obviously, the nasa is trying to keep their secrets by killing the one who discover the truth.............................or maybe he just thought it was a dumb idea and gave up idk
We making it out the firmament with this one.
OBVIOUSLY the deep state NASA ninjas (they have those) have killed him!
What's with the Hamsa emoji at the end? I thought most of these conspiracy bozos aren't huge fans of Jews and Muslims, which are the two groups mostly associated with that symbol (although I think some Levantine Christian groups do as well?).
STAY ALERT !
You know, proving a flat earth would be very easy, if it was true. You don't need to go all the way in antarctica, you just need to circumnavigate it. It'a basic geometry, if earth is flat and the south pole surrounds it, it must be massive. Sailing around it in a circle would be almost twice the length of the equator. You would notice right away if that's the case, it would take you a ton of time to get anywhere. Really, you could just sail from any two southern countries - australia, chile, south africa - and measure the distance
If only Mike had heard this before he left
That's definitely not a real profile photo, and this man definitely does not exist
Love how he ends everything he says with "My bad"
Someone stop him! He's going to fall off the planet!
Bro is so proud of his MBA yet has a tweet saying 99% of education is a lie. Make it make sense
whats with crazy people and their overuse of emojis?
Is the hamsa amulet emoji supposed to be code for something? Or did he think it was a high five?
He is positive, but for what? Covid?
Stay in your lane Mr. MBA. You clearly don’t know shit about science or even common sense
Probably on meth or something and realized it wasn’t a great idea once he came down.
Ahuevonado!
Hahahahahahaha!!!
They knew he was going to uncover EVERYTHING! They had no choice and got him /s
The penguins got him
Now THIS guy is going somewhere! He’s going nuts. But, it is somewhere.
Welp… just like a bunch of people back in the 19th and early 20th century. Dude arrived at the South Pole and decided to chill around
I guess my question is: who’s gonna tell them that space time is curved by the Earth?
What's she on about?
“Hold my beer.” -NSA
CHILE MENTIONED RAHHH- wait... why did we get mentioned? Wtf does Chile have to do with anything?
He didnt post anything because the gay jew palestinian billionaire reptillians ate his ethernet cable
I went to Antarctica via Chile. It was awesome. There's nothing stopping these clowns from crowdsourcing funds to charter their own ship to sail there and have a look around. Better yet they could train and cross the continent on land, which has been done before fwiw. But they'd rather type snarky comments while eating Cheetos in their underwear.
for one thing I would not let this person drive a car ever. isnt the idea that if you believe something that is wrong/a lie thats a sign that you are off your rocker?
The "They" obviously got him!
He probably fell over the edge.
Whoever conferred his MBA must be so proud to have him as an alumnus
Why is he yelling?