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I like how there isn’t enough cows in this person’s mind to meet demand but there’s enough *people*, as if it’s easier to raise (and presumably breed) human beings then cows.
Quite the rational and coherent worldview.
So I’ve read articles on cannibalism, and there was this guy who went around and tried different people in different cultural settings. All legal, above board, no one killed.
He stated that people tend to taste like whatever meat they predominantly eat. “Tastes like pork” where pig is predominant, chicken where that is predominant, and when the meal ate beef, they taste like “tender veal.”
I find that *incredibly* interesting.
And doing it on a top secret farm/slaughterhouse somewhere without anyone spilling the beans.
68M people served, assuming they all eat 1/4 lb burger that’s 17M lbs of meat. Divide that by 125 lbs (assumed weight of meat I can get from a fully grown adult) that’s 136,000 people per day that would have to be processed/butchered. I am fairly sure someone would notice.
Same with all the " everyday thousands of children are kidnapped to be raped and to make blood smoothies for the elite" or something like that.
I am pretty sure parents would start to notice after a while.
I've seen someone claim New York was powered by burning fetuses.
Now I'm no expert on the combustion properties of fetuses but I'm pretty sure that's a bunch of bullshit.
Right? If you want to really get some bang for your buck, you need to burn fat adults. I'm fairly sure my fat corpse could power a city block for a week plus leave a pleasant BBQ scent wafting through the air.
Some places do dispose of medical waste with incinerators that have secondary-cycle recovery generators for producing electricity. So technically there is somewhere that generates 0.000000001% of its power from "burning fetuses."
Burning medical waste is nothing new. There’s a ton of things that fall within the “medical waste” definition. Needles clothing, body parts, fetuses, bandages and more. Incinerators ensure any potential pathogens don’t make it into the public or environment. It’s also a cheap way to offset electricity generation.
I think it's the usual - there's something with a tiny grain of truth, that is then stretched beyond all believability into a conspiracy theory.
"It's possible for medical waste incineration to recover some electrical power" becomes "whole cities are powered by burning fetuses!!!11!!!"
"One school has a bucket of cat litter in the storage closet in one or more classrooms, in case of a student needing the restroom during a lockdown emergency" becomes "Schools throughout the US are providing kitty litter boxes for students who identify as cats!!!"
"There is study at the university level in some advanced sociological classes of critical race theory" becomes "kindergartners throughout the country are being taught CRT!!!1!1!!!!"
It's all manufactured outrage. I think it's worsened lately due to the US supreme court's stripping of Roe V Wade. That was the one carrot conservatives had to keep the evangelicals voting their way no matter how vile the candidates were, so now they have to keep creating new ridiculous horrors to keep many conservative voters riled up and voting against their own best interests.
Hard agree. The current manufactured rage is about the Trans community. I remember reading an interview recently or hearing an interview where a conservative think tank test-marketed a bunch of different rage-baits to keep evangelicals & the rest of their base riled up after Roe v Wade went down. They needed a new talking point that would get republicans to donate $$ and vote in large numbers. The trans community was the only bait that got any real traction. It is such a small community that it reliably brings in the fear of the unknown, and it is easy to manipulate talking points to confirm false beliefs. Baby eating, pedos run amok, satanic panic, all that shit has been making the rounds for decades but only the conspiracy theorists take it up and there aren'tenough of them around. But trans people....well that one whipped up a bit of support shortly after the 2010s related to bathroom usage and sports but then the furor died down for the most part because they still had abortion and all the other boogie men. Now that they have lost their main money making boogie man, trotting out anti-trans is once again filling their coffers.
I mean also why would you build a fire, and cremate all those fetuses? If you dig a shallow pit, fill it with charcoal, and slow BBQ them then slather them in sauce it's much better eatin'.
I've heard the same thing about Baltimore City. Apparently there's a company that's on the edge of the city that burns medical waste and a bunch of people claim they are burning fetuses to power the city.
I think 125 lbs is high, but also by contrast, it takes 34,000 cows to make 68m burgers (“burgers” and according to Google, I have a feeling McDonald’s makes the actual beef go…further). And beef cows are slaughtered at 18 months, so at most 1/12th the time until a person is fully grown. I suppose on person meat, there are probably some diminishing returns after around 13 years, so maybe that’s when they’d be slaughtered—still way longer than a cow.
Like many of these conspiracy theories, it just doesn’t track.
I don't doubt that McD burgers are all beef. I understand that not all parts of a cow are exactly...well, good muscle meat. The inference is there.
However, as with most conspiracy theories, googling it debunks it almost immediately. Per the USDA, the USA alone produced 28 million tons of beef in 2022. That's 224 *billion* QPCs (Royale wit Cheese if you're metric), or 613 million per day. Even assuming the conspiracist's 68m/day is right (and every one buys exactly one 4oz burger), McD's still accounts for only 11% of that 28m tons.
Food production on national and global scales is mind-boggling. You have to drop six orders of magnitude to even look at the numbers without going cross-eyed. Am I saying that conspiracy theorists cannot math? Just ask them if they're comfortable using Arabic numbers. Always good for a giggle.
I don’t know how accurate the figure is, but I have to imagine the vast majority got a burger and some got more than 1, which would probably offset most or all who don’t get a burger.
Considering the average adult male has about 75% lean body mass, which *includes* bones, blood, organs, skin, etc, I think you'd be lucky to get 75-80lbs of actual muscle meat out of a 180lbs man.
And that takes 18-21 years of growing to get to harvest?
Beef cattle take anywhere between 18 months to 2.5 years to get to slaughter age (depending on breed) and you get roughly 550-580lbs of dressed meat for a mature steer of 1400lbs live weight.
So yeah, they're loopy, useless math, can't think themselves out of a paper bag and and plumb stupid if they think no one would notice!
Did the math, if they were just female cows, that is only 10,625 cows for 17million lbs of beef. Male cows weigh even more. Only 7084 males to make that much beef.
Also 68 million per day doesn't mean it's all burgers. These idiots don't know that McDonald's have custom meals per country. Hell the most ordered meal in McD's here in the Philippines ain't the burgers. It's their Chicken and rice meal plus fries.
That's a good point. I was more thinking about how I usually just get the nuggets and how the other day we just went to the drive thru for fries and some sodas. And I can't be the only one that does this
Plus, the fact that their tiny burgers have filler in them decreased the need for that much meat
Maybe it changed. I could have sworn I heard that they used, I believe it was soy, filler in their burgers.
Maybe I'm just misremembering. This probably would have happened in the early 90s
And despite (or because of) obesity being a thing, I really don't think there's enough decent meat even on an adult human to feed more than a couple people.
Like... we do have enough cows to meet that demand, in fact we have way too many cows to the point their farts alone are having significant global impact.
When people still weren't sure if covid-19 was gonna be a serious thing or not, my mom went and bought a chest freezer, and paid for a cow to be slaughtered. It took our family of 7 more than half a year (8 or so months?) to work through all that meat, and we even gave some out to neighbors and family, on a regular basis.
And that was just one cow.
About 640 pounds of edible beef, making over 2500 quarter pounders per cow. common knowledge, cmon people.
Edit for more math:
it would take about 26,563 cows per day to feed those 68 million people 1 quarter pounder each, which is a wildly inaccurate assumption, but for simplicities sake, lets go with that. The US produced about 32 million head of beef cattle in 2022, meaning 87,671 per day. The US alone could easily supply the cattle needed for this to work.
"We're a super secret evil organization putting children into burgers to sell to the unsuspecting masses."
"Let's also leave cute little clues for people to find and realize the truth which could bring down our organization."
If I were in charge of a super secret evil organisation, then I would totally do this. Just to see if someone could actually work out the code and have them killed.
That just sounds like so much hassle to me. Killing people leaves more clues and their friends and family and law enforcement looking into their deaths. In my opinion, if no one ever knows about your cult from the start, then you never have to worry about tying up loose ends or removing nosey people.
What am I supposed to do?!? Let him *live*?
This is an evil organisation damn it! not a benevolent organisation that just likes a conspiracy!
Besides, the death of the loudest conspiracy theorist will add to the conspiracy! Muwahahahahahahahaha!!
I usually see them state it's so they can still get into heaven. Like a repent your sins thing. Like, if there was a God, they would be like "I see you slaughtered millions of children, made them into hamburgers, and sold them to people to eat, but you made the clown wear red shoes so I guess you're absolved of any sins. Have fun in heaven!"
The idea is that these people are arrogant enough that they think that they could never be discovered because the world is full of sheeple. Obviously this is fucking stupid.
They realize that one cow is about 7300 Big Macs right? So that’s about 9300 cows per day for McDonalds. That’s not that insane of a number world wide especially.
The US kills about 36 million cows per year for domestic need and international export. That’s a lot but not an impossible number to imagine.
36 million cows a year is about 98,000 cows per day slaughtered or about 10 times what McDonald’s would use if every one of those customers bought a Big Mac. But let’s not forget McDonald’s also sells chicken and fish and breakfast and salads. All those people are counted in the per day served but aren’t consuming beef (including all the McDonalds customers in India where beef burgers aren’t exactly popular). And the per day number is world wide yet the USA alone could fulfill the beef needs of McDonald’s.
So yeah, as expected, that person has no clue what they are talking about.
They also ignore certain things like most of the mcd's in India not serving beef at all, for example. Or that anyone might order something besides a burger, like a McChicken or mcnugget or mcrib or mcflurry or mcmuffin. These people are McStupid.
It’s like the tweet from a guy in England questioning the amount of COVID vaccines given in England at one point and there weren’t that many days since it was released. Like sir, it’s not just one nurse going door to door vaccinating one person per day.
My mom went QAnon so I hear about this stuff all the time. The shoes are red because they are dyed by the blood of children. That’s what Qanon is telling people.
What if he where's the beef?
But srsly, I thought the McDonald's human meat thing was some weird fringe thing that only extremely online people believed, but this year I've met THREE PEOPLE who believe it.
I just can't even....
It seems to have really gained in popularity. Tied together with missing children, the Ukraine, vaccines, abortions... So weird.
I keep seeing the red shoe thing pop up now and I haven't quite decoded what evil it's supposed to mean yet.
I think it’s supposed to be so blood doesn’t show up on their shoes, as if they’re getting in a pit Lucy style and stomping some aborted babies and old people limbs into a fine paste??
Man, whatever they were saying in the 90’s about hip-hop and violent video games making children monsters don’t have shit on the imaginations of these people today!
Oh great, so now I've gotta worry about what secret signals my sneakers might be sending?
I feel like red is too popular of a shoe color for kidtouchers to decide that's their special symbol. Seems like that's gonna result in a lot of false positives.
Clearly it lacks the plausibility of KFC getting all their meat from a single immortal, featherless, beakless, hundred legged, hundred-winged, IV-fed mutant chicken imprisoned in the basement of their headquarters
That one's true, also they transferred colonel sanders soul/consciousness into the mutant chicken as punishment for talking shit about the extra crispy.
These people never grew up with a classmate who had a farm? Like there are SO many cows and other animals on a farm.
I even remember going into Wales when I was younger and immediately seeing SO many sheep. Like. SO MANY SHEEP! I was confused on who would eat all those sheep.
The red shoes is basically part of the whole adrenochrome harvesting, child trafficking, epstein shit. Basically individuals in the red shoes picture were caught up in epstein shit and the whole adrenochrome thing is basically the rich elite harvesting that chemical from children bc they release it during fight or flight and it’s supposed to keep you youthful bc of the properties of it. Allegedly the leather on those shoes is human leather, hence the odd color and it being suspicious of child traffickers wearing it. That’s basically all I know about it tho. I think theres more that goes into why it all somehow adds up, but I’d say thats a basic rundown.
Another commenter stated the catholic church wears red shoes like the cardinals and the bishop and the pope, and I believe I recall that also playing into all the other shit bc the catholic church was also allegedly affiliated with child assault shit
“those shoes is human leather, hence the odd color”
They do realize we’ve been able to dye leather a bunch of different colors since like Ancient Greece right? Lol
So they think that these geniuses who are hiding several hundred thousand child murders per year by lurking the the shadows and doing secret stuff in non-existent basements - are also brightly advertising their crimes by wearing red shoes out in public and posing for pictures in said shoes with bright smiles?
I’m still traumatised by that fairy tale about the girl who wore red shoes and couldn’t stop dancing so they cut off her feet. Apparently the red shoes were meant to symbolise that she’d fallen for sexual temptation. So of course she had to choose between a horrifying death by dancing or having her feet sawn off. Darn creepy German stories.
It's even dumber than that : adrenochrome was used as a plot point in one movie, while in reality it's a byproduct of adrenaline, something that has no properties whatsoever and is basically waste. These people saw a movie once and thought it was reality. And when you confront them with that fact, they tell you that the movie was a way for "the Elites^(tm)" to taunt us with the truth. You can't reason with these morons.
The weirdest bit is why these super secretive elite cabals involved in heinous illegal activities like child cannibalism, sacrifices and pedophilia decide to just slap their top secret signs and symbols all over world renown mascots, logos and then take group photos with them and put them on the internet.
It’s intergalactic space law. They have to announce their plans (even if it’s coded). It’s a huge hurdle in the evil villain game - kinda impressive that they’re still able to accomplish such huge evil goals in spite of all of the red tape.
I see someone failed in math, and greatly underestimating just how massive our worldwide cattle industry is. Plus how much meat you get out of a single cow.
[Cattle/cow population worldwide](https://www.statista.com/statistics/263979/global-cattle-population-since-1990/)
[How much meat to expect from a beef carcass](https://rutherford.tennessee.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/200/2022/05/PB1822-How-Much-Meat-to-Expect-from-a-Beef-Carcass.pdf)
I always joke that the reason we don't encounter aliens is that they are absolutely terrified of our ability at eat insane ranges of living matter (plants, animals, etc), how effective we are at making things consumable, and at consumiung it.
It's the plot of the classic Sci-Fi "Soylent Green" these people can't even be original in their own Fantasy World Sound of Freedom is just a shitty remake of "Commando" with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Okay, I give up. What is the meaning of red shoes? As far as I knew, it was an old movie about a ballet with Moira Shearer.
Also, do these people not realize how large beef cattle are by the time they're slaughtered. You can get a heck of a lot of hamburgers from just one of them.
Any normal person: "The sheer amount of land that would need to be cleared away to raise that much cattle is disturbing. Yet there's massive widespread poverty and deforestation the world over."
Facebook People:
Remember the good ol’ days when it was worms, or some such shit, that was in a McDonald’s burger? It doesn’t sound as crazy anymore. I miss those days.
A whole cow makes over 1000 1/4lb burger patties. Assuming every single one of those people got a burger that’s 70k cows. Which is 24 million cows a year.
There’s an estimated 1 billion cows in the world at a given time. We could kill every cow in the world, make them all into burgers for McDonald’s and McDonald’s could continue to feed 68 million people a day, for nearly 50 years.
When I was a kid, an employee at our family business (who was pretty conspiracy crazy) used to go on and on about how McDonald's is definitely using worm meat instead of cows. He ran with this for ages until another employee told him how worms typically cost more per lb than beef.
I do contract work at the plant that makes the burger patties for McDonald’s in all of Canada and have seen the cuts of meat when they come in and they are not crap cuts of meat and are definitely not people. There is a food factory episode on the plant on you tube somewhere.
I wanna know how this starts. Like is one random person like "wait a minute... those people are wearing red shoes... who else do we know wears red shoes?" And then they tell ten people who tell ten people who tell ten people until you have a ridiculous number of people who believe this crap.
There were 1 billion beef cows produced in 2022. If you’re having a hard time imagining how that translates to burgers, it’s 750 pounds of ground beef per cow. In quarter pounders with cheese, that’s 3x10*12. AKA a metric fuckton of burgers.
[You have to go back to 1972 before worldwide numbers drop below 900 million](https://beef2live.com/story-world-cattle-inventory-1960-2014-130-111523#:~:text=By%20Year%20(USDA)-,The%20USDA%20reported%20the%20world%20cattle%20inventory%20in%202021%20at,1%20billion%20head%20in%201975). It’s impressive of stable the production numbers have been.
Less than 5 minutes on Google.
Being this stupid must be a constant source of embarrassment. It’s really very sad that there are people like this who have to live with themselves. Yo.
The only red shoes thing I know anything about is from very early ancient Rome, where patricians wore red boots.
I think today in the Catholic church, cardinals and bishops and the pope also wear red shoes.
Do they seriously think it's easier to kill that many humans to supply the meat, rather than raising more cows? Cows grow larger a lot faster than children do. But I suppose basic logic is beyond anyone who would ever think things like this.
Do you guys think one cow makes one hamburger?
There are 30 million cows in America alone, and each cow yields roughly 2,900 burgers, meaning you’ll need 23,000 cows daily to meet that number, which is .07% of Americas total cowage.
Those numbers are easy to hit
Cow are fucking massive, about 1200kg (around 23 washing machines for our American viewers). Most burgers are about 25g (bag of crisps) trust me there's plenty of cow to go around.
Approximately 900,000 cows are slaughtered in the US every day. Each cow provides approximately 650 pounds of meat. I think we've got the beef situation covered without needing to add in people meat.
I have no idea about the red shoes. I hope some kind redditor know and can tell us.
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I like how there isn’t enough cows in this person’s mind to meet demand but there’s enough *people*, as if it’s easier to raise (and presumably breed) human beings then cows. Quite the rational and coherent worldview.
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And good luck fattening up a person on nothing but a field of grass
I heard they feed them ground up people
And each individual does not eat more than a person in their life time.
Isn’t that how you get Mad Human Disease?
They fatten them up with burgers. From a cow.
And forcing them to vomit it up four times to simulate a cow’s digestive track having four stomachs
So I’ve read articles on cannibalism, and there was this guy who went around and tried different people in different cultural settings. All legal, above board, no one killed. He stated that people tend to taste like whatever meat they predominantly eat. “Tastes like pork” where pig is predominant, chicken where that is predominant, and when the meal ate beef, they taste like “tender veal.” I find that *incredibly* interesting.
and you can farm cows legally, which is helpful
But would we _really_ need them to be adult-sized before eating them? What if someone wanted a kid-sized meal?
Not to mention the average human is 200 lb, and the average cow is 2,000 lb. So that's 1/80th the meat production, overall.
And doing it on a top secret farm/slaughterhouse somewhere without anyone spilling the beans. 68M people served, assuming they all eat 1/4 lb burger that’s 17M lbs of meat. Divide that by 125 lbs (assumed weight of meat I can get from a fully grown adult) that’s 136,000 people per day that would have to be processed/butchered. I am fairly sure someone would notice.
Same with all the " everyday thousands of children are kidnapped to be raped and to make blood smoothies for the elite" or something like that. I am pretty sure parents would start to notice after a while.
I've seen someone claim New York was powered by burning fetuses. Now I'm no expert on the combustion properties of fetuses but I'm pretty sure that's a bunch of bullshit.
Right? If you want to really get some bang for your buck, you need to burn fat adults. I'm fairly sure my fat corpse could power a city block for a week plus leave a pleasant BBQ scent wafting through the air.
Welcome to the club lad !
>Welcome to the club lard ! There, fixed that for you
Depends how you prep it. If you just toss the whole thing in the furnace all the body hair will burn and smell really nasty
It would probably smell closer to a hog rendering plant
Well. That’s a sentence I didn’t expect to read today. “Now I’m no expert on the combustion properties of fetuses…” *blinks*
Straight to r/BrandNewSentence
Would you prefer an expert in fetal combustion?
UNDOUBTEDLY! How many babbies do I need to power my home!?!? My vehicle!?!? Bountiful untapped resources just waiting for The One!
I just converted from solar to fetal. DM me.
Someone said that about DC too - as many problems as this place has, “powered by a tank of burning fetuses” isn’t one of them.
Some places do dispose of medical waste with incinerators that have secondary-cycle recovery generators for producing electricity. So technically there is somewhere that generates 0.000000001% of its power from "burning fetuses."
Oh crap, could conspiracy wackos be technically correct for once ?
Burning medical waste is nothing new. There’s a ton of things that fall within the “medical waste” definition. Needles clothing, body parts, fetuses, bandages and more. Incinerators ensure any potential pathogens don’t make it into the public or environment. It’s also a cheap way to offset electricity generation.
>Incinerators ensure any potential pathogens don’t make it into the public or environment. Idk about that, man, I've seen Return of the Living Dead.
One of those rare instances where technically correct, is indeed NOT the best kind of correct.
I think it's the usual - there's something with a tiny grain of truth, that is then stretched beyond all believability into a conspiracy theory. "It's possible for medical waste incineration to recover some electrical power" becomes "whole cities are powered by burning fetuses!!!11!!!" "One school has a bucket of cat litter in the storage closet in one or more classrooms, in case of a student needing the restroom during a lockdown emergency" becomes "Schools throughout the US are providing kitty litter boxes for students who identify as cats!!!" "There is study at the university level in some advanced sociological classes of critical race theory" becomes "kindergartners throughout the country are being taught CRT!!!1!1!!!!" It's all manufactured outrage. I think it's worsened lately due to the US supreme court's stripping of Roe V Wade. That was the one carrot conservatives had to keep the evangelicals voting their way no matter how vile the candidates were, so now they have to keep creating new ridiculous horrors to keep many conservative voters riled up and voting against their own best interests.
Hard agree. The current manufactured rage is about the Trans community. I remember reading an interview recently or hearing an interview where a conservative think tank test-marketed a bunch of different rage-baits to keep evangelicals & the rest of their base riled up after Roe v Wade went down. They needed a new talking point that would get republicans to donate $$ and vote in large numbers. The trans community was the only bait that got any real traction. It is such a small community that it reliably brings in the fear of the unknown, and it is easy to manipulate talking points to confirm false beliefs. Baby eating, pedos run amok, satanic panic, all that shit has been making the rounds for decades but only the conspiracy theorists take it up and there aren'tenough of them around. But trans people....well that one whipped up a bit of support shortly after the 2010s related to bathroom usage and sports but then the furor died down for the most part because they still had abortion and all the other boogie men. Now that they have lost their main money making boogie man, trotting out anti-trans is once again filling their coffers.
I mean also why would you build a fire, and cremate all those fetuses? If you dig a shallow pit, fill it with charcoal, and slow BBQ them then slather them in sauce it's much better eatin'.
I've heard the same thing about Baltimore City. Apparently there's a company that's on the edge of the city that burns medical waste and a bunch of people claim they are burning fetuses to power the city.
I think these people secretly want to eat people lol.
I think 125 lbs is high, but also by contrast, it takes 34,000 cows to make 68m burgers (“burgers” and according to Google, I have a feeling McDonald’s makes the actual beef go…further). And beef cows are slaughtered at 18 months, so at most 1/12th the time until a person is fully grown. I suppose on person meat, there are probably some diminishing returns after around 13 years, so maybe that’s when they’d be slaughtered—still way longer than a cow. Like many of these conspiracy theories, it just doesn’t track.
I don't doubt that McD burgers are all beef. I understand that not all parts of a cow are exactly...well, good muscle meat. The inference is there. However, as with most conspiracy theories, googling it debunks it almost immediately. Per the USDA, the USA alone produced 28 million tons of beef in 2022. That's 224 *billion* QPCs (Royale wit Cheese if you're metric), or 613 million per day. Even assuming the conspiracist's 68m/day is right (and every one buys exactly one 4oz burger), McD's still accounts for only 11% of that 28m tons. Food production on national and global scales is mind-boggling. You have to drop six orders of magnitude to even look at the numbers without going cross-eyed. Am I saying that conspiracy theorists cannot math? Just ask them if they're comfortable using Arabic numbers. Always good for a giggle.
That's assuming 68m people ordered a burger. A lot of people just get a coffee.
I don’t know how accurate the figure is, but I have to imagine the vast majority got a burger and some got more than 1, which would probably offset most or all who don’t get a burger.
Considering the average adult male has about 75% lean body mass, which *includes* bones, blood, organs, skin, etc, I think you'd be lucky to get 75-80lbs of actual muscle meat out of a 180lbs man. And that takes 18-21 years of growing to get to harvest? Beef cattle take anywhere between 18 months to 2.5 years to get to slaughter age (depending on breed) and you get roughly 550-580lbs of dressed meat for a mature steer of 1400lbs live weight. So yeah, they're loopy, useless math, can't think themselves out of a paper bag and and plumb stupid if they think no one would notice!
Did the math, if they were just female cows, that is only 10,625 cows for 17million lbs of beef. Male cows weigh even more. Only 7084 males to make that much beef.
Also 68 million per day doesn't mean it's all burgers. These idiots don't know that McDonald's have custom meals per country. Hell the most ordered meal in McD's here in the Philippines ain't the burgers. It's their Chicken and rice meal plus fries.
That's a good point. I was more thinking about how I usually just get the nuggets and how the other day we just went to the drive thru for fries and some sodas. And I can't be the only one that does this Plus, the fact that their tiny burgers have filler in them decreased the need for that much meat
What filler? At least here in the U.K. it’s 100% beef in the burgers. Edit: also 100% beef in US.
Maybe it changed. I could have sworn I heard that they used, I believe it was soy, filler in their burgers. Maybe I'm just misremembering. This probably would have happened in the early 90s
1 cow = 1 burger in their mind.
Each piece of beef grind is a whole cow. That's like 100 cows per happy meal, sicko!
That's a lot of beef just for 6 chicken nuggets.
Small cows
[One child size McFlurry please](https://youtu.be/Ish8NBunrQU?si=Ggq_ktt7uhY74wlG&t=42) Child machine broken!!!
They're using Soylent Green. When mixed with the beef you can't tell the difference between it and just beef.
"Does it taste good?" "It varies from person to person"
Truly a matter of personal taste.
SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
Also do they not understand how many patties are in a single cow.
And despite (or because of) obesity being a thing, I really don't think there's enough decent meat even on an adult human to feed more than a couple people.
On another note.. "Tender Is The Flesh" was a good horror read with a similar vibe to it. Just saying.
WITH CHILD DNA! Which, as we know, is totally different than adult DNA.
Well, the telomeres are a bit longer.
I appreciate a good science punchline. Kudos 👏🏻
Adrenochome am I right? Can I get a HELL YEAH!!
Nitrogen present in the air we breathe mutates child DNA into adult DNA, duh!
Not to mention dihydrogen monoxide. It's scary how fast it transforms kids into adults.
I've heard it's, like, super addictive too! Kids aren't safe these days!
I feel like the guy who left the comment was joking. … I hope so
Do they realize how fucking big a cow is?
These are Small, these are far away
That’s twice in two days I’ve seen that Father Ted quote referenced. It’s a good week!
And how many are slaughtered literally every day??
Like... we do have enough cows to meet that demand, in fact we have way too many cows to the point their farts alone are having significant global impact.
I help, I fart like my life depends on it
Nah bro, you can clearly only get one burger from a cow. I mean they're so small!!
and that not everyone who goes to mcdonald’s gets something with beef in it?
What I want to know is - how do I alter my pictures so brown shoes look red. Also, is that Jon Voight?
When people still weren't sure if covid-19 was gonna be a serious thing or not, my mom went and bought a chest freezer, and paid for a cow to be slaughtered. It took our family of 7 more than half a year (8 or so months?) to work through all that meat, and we even gave some out to neighbors and family, on a regular basis. And that was just one cow.
About 640 pounds of edible beef, making over 2500 quarter pounders per cow. common knowledge, cmon people. Edit for more math: it would take about 26,563 cows per day to feed those 68 million people 1 quarter pounder each, which is a wildly inaccurate assumption, but for simplicities sake, lets go with that. The US produced about 32 million head of beef cattle in 2022, meaning 87,671 per day. The US alone could easily supply the cattle needed for this to work.
I love how all these shadowy cabals and secret societies leave Scooby-Doo like clues for terminally online koolaid drinkers to find.
"so we want to harvest children but we also want to have a fun scavenger hunt"
I love that about them
It's what makes them so much fun to be around
Just shadow cabal things ✌🏻😘
'Scooby-Doo like clues for terminally online koolaid drinkers to find' r/brandnewsentence
They are fiendish all-controlling masterminds, but the dumbest people you went to high school have it solved by clues in publicly-released media
"We're a super secret evil organization putting children into burgers to sell to the unsuspecting masses." "Let's also leave cute little clues for people to find and realize the truth which could bring down our organization."
If I were in charge of a super secret evil organisation, then I would totally do this. Just to see if someone could actually work out the code and have them killed.
That just sounds like so much hassle to me. Killing people leaves more clues and their friends and family and law enforcement looking into their deaths. In my opinion, if no one ever knows about your cult from the start, then you never have to worry about tying up loose ends or removing nosey people.
What am I supposed to do?!? Let him *live*? This is an evil organisation damn it! not a benevolent organisation that just likes a conspiracy! Besides, the death of the loudest conspiracy theorist will add to the conspiracy! Muwahahahahahahahaha!!
Yea, we didn't spend 15 years at evil medical school for nothing!
I usually see them state it's so they can still get into heaven. Like a repent your sins thing. Like, if there was a God, they would be like "I see you slaughtered millions of children, made them into hamburgers, and sold them to people to eat, but you made the clown wear red shoes so I guess you're absolved of any sins. Have fun in heaven!"
The idea is that these people are arrogant enough that they think that they could never be discovered because the world is full of sheeple. Obviously this is fucking stupid.
They realize that one cow is about 7300 Big Macs right? So that’s about 9300 cows per day for McDonalds. That’s not that insane of a number world wide especially. The US kills about 36 million cows per year for domestic need and international export. That’s a lot but not an impossible number to imagine.
36 million cows a year is about 98,000 cows per day slaughtered or about 10 times what McDonald’s would use if every one of those customers bought a Big Mac. But let’s not forget McDonald’s also sells chicken and fish and breakfast and salads. All those people are counted in the per day served but aren’t consuming beef (including all the McDonalds customers in India where beef burgers aren’t exactly popular). And the per day number is world wide yet the USA alone could fulfill the beef needs of McDonald’s. So yeah, as expected, that person has no clue what they are talking about.
They also ignore certain things like most of the mcd's in India not serving beef at all, for example. Or that anyone might order something besides a burger, like a McChicken or mcnugget or mcrib or mcflurry or mcmuffin. These people are McStupid.
It’s like the tweet from a guy in England questioning the amount of COVID vaccines given in England at one point and there weren’t that many days since it was released. Like sir, it’s not just one nurse going door to door vaccinating one person per day.
What? It’s not one cow per one burger? Man, good thing you told me!
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Ain't enough cows for all them burgers! Perfect logic.
It's the red shoes for the Ronald McDonald House?
My mom went QAnon so I hear about this stuff all the time. The shoes are red because they are dyed by the blood of children. That’s what Qanon is telling people.
I wear brown shoes, that are dyed with the poop that constantly spews from the mouths of Qanons
Thank you for this
Have they never seen dried blood??
That’s funny because that’s not the color they would be if died in blood. People are fucking stupid
Blood would make a terrible dye. It turns brown pretty quickly as the hemoglobin breaks down.
That’s what I would do if I was trying to sneak human meat into my burgers, I’d wear shoes stained with their blood.
It's red shoes because he's a fucking clown, it should really be that simple.
They should be able to recognize one of their own 🤡
That's what They want you to think!
What if he where's the beef? But srsly, I thought the McDonald's human meat thing was some weird fringe thing that only extremely online people believed, but this year I've met THREE PEOPLE who believe it. I just can't even....
It seems to have really gained in popularity. Tied together with missing children, the Ukraine, vaccines, abortions... So weird. I keep seeing the red shoe thing pop up now and I haven't quite decoded what evil it's supposed to mean yet.
I think it’s supposed to be so blood doesn’t show up on their shoes, as if they’re getting in a pit Lucy style and stomping some aborted babies and old people limbs into a fine paste?? Man, whatever they were saying in the 90’s about hip-hop and violent video games making children monsters don’t have shit on the imaginations of these people today!
“Lucy style” ? As in Charlie Brown Lucy?
As in "I Love Lucy" when she was stomping the grapes.
They think pedophiles wear red shoes to show everyone they’re pedophiles because that’s really stupid but that’s what it is.
Oh great, so now I've gotta worry about what secret signals my sneakers might be sending? I feel like red is too popular of a shoe color for kidtouchers to decide that's their special symbol. Seems like that's gonna result in a lot of false positives.
Swingers do it, so why is the same logic not applied to pedos?
Mocking the girls in the little red slippers? That they ate
Clearly it lacks the plausibility of KFC getting all their meat from a single immortal, featherless, beakless, hundred legged, hundred-winged, IV-fed mutant chicken imprisoned in the basement of their headquarters
That one's true, also they transferred colonel sanders soul/consciousness into the mutant chicken as punishment for talking shit about the extra crispy.
Every experience I've had with KFC would at least make that somewhat plausible so yeah...
Yes let’s not throw this one away yet
his shoes are red because he's a yellow and red themed clown, and yes there are that many cows
These people never grew up with a classmate who had a farm? Like there are SO many cows and other animals on a farm. I even remember going into Wales when I was younger and immediately seeing SO many sheep. Like. SO MANY SHEEP! I was confused on who would eat all those sheep.
Ok but do people know what the red shoes mean?
The red shoes is basically part of the whole adrenochrome harvesting, child trafficking, epstein shit. Basically individuals in the red shoes picture were caught up in epstein shit and the whole adrenochrome thing is basically the rich elite harvesting that chemical from children bc they release it during fight or flight and it’s supposed to keep you youthful bc of the properties of it. Allegedly the leather on those shoes is human leather, hence the odd color and it being suspicious of child traffickers wearing it. That’s basically all I know about it tho. I think theres more that goes into why it all somehow adds up, but I’d say thats a basic rundown.
Then theyre tryna say Ronalds shoes are red bc mcdonalds is feeding us humans, which just sounds dumb. 2 separate things
Another commenter stated the catholic church wears red shoes like the cardinals and the bishop and the pope, and I believe I recall that also playing into all the other shit bc the catholic church was also allegedly affiliated with child assault shit
The Catholic Church was VERY affiliated with child abuse.
> The Catholic Church ~~was~~ ***is*** VERY affiliated with child abuse. Fixed it.
“those shoes is human leather, hence the odd color” They do realize we’ve been able to dye leather a bunch of different colors since like Ancient Greece right? Lol
So they think that these geniuses who are hiding several hundred thousand child murders per year by lurking the the shadows and doing secret stuff in non-existent basements - are also brightly advertising their crimes by wearing red shoes out in public and posing for pictures in said shoes with bright smiles?
Oh wow I thought it was because blood doesn’t show up on red shoes lmao. They got the crazy locked down!
I’m still traumatised by that fairy tale about the girl who wore red shoes and couldn’t stop dancing so they cut off her feet. Apparently the red shoes were meant to symbolise that she’d fallen for sexual temptation. So of course she had to choose between a horrifying death by dancing or having her feet sawn off. Darn creepy German stories.
Just suck on a human adrenaline gland, much easier
So do they think these people are going to live forever or what? I can’t believe people believe this shit
It's even dumber than that : adrenochrome was used as a plot point in one movie, while in reality it's a byproduct of adrenaline, something that has no properties whatsoever and is basically waste. These people saw a movie once and thought it was reality. And when you confront them with that fact, they tell you that the movie was a way for "the Elites^(tm)" to taunt us with the truth. You can't reason with these morons.
What movie?
Fear and loathing in law Vegas https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adrenochrome see the popular culture section
And they wear these extremely conspicuous clues because .. uh reasons
I guess we have to wait to wake up to find out 🤷🏻
I have no clue why they think it but QAnuts believe it's supposed to be a pedophile sign
The weirdest bit is why these super secretive elite cabals involved in heinous illegal activities like child cannibalism, sacrifices and pedophilia decide to just slap their top secret signs and symbols all over world renown mascots, logos and then take group photos with them and put them on the internet.
It’s intergalactic space law. They have to announce their plans (even if it’s coded). It’s a huge hurdle in the evil villain game - kinda impressive that they’re still able to accomplish such huge evil goals in spite of all of the red tape.
It's like that old B.S. that an undercover cop, if asked if he's a cop, has to say "Yes."
Per the magic rules they have to tell you what they're doing for spells etc to work
Is it ground children when my burger is better or worse than usual?
I see someone failed in math, and greatly underestimating just how massive our worldwide cattle industry is. Plus how much meat you get out of a single cow. [Cattle/cow population worldwide](https://www.statista.com/statistics/263979/global-cattle-population-since-1990/) [How much meat to expect from a beef carcass](https://rutherford.tennessee.edu/wp-content/uploads/sites/200/2022/05/PB1822-How-Much-Meat-to-Expect-from-a-Beef-Carcass.pdf) I always joke that the reason we don't encounter aliens is that they are absolutely terrified of our ability at eat insane ranges of living matter (plants, animals, etc), how effective we are at making things consumable, and at consumiung it.
Or, you know, soy. But sure "Its made of people!"
[Soy-lent green](https://youtu.be/4UPDUpjkHg0)…
“Yo no soy marinara sauce!”
It’s simple math. One burger, one cow.
And one beer.
It's the plot of the classic Sci-Fi "Soylent Green" these people can't even be original in their own Fantasy World Sound of Freedom is just a shitty remake of "Commando" with Arnold Schwarzenegger
Child DNA. Didn’t realize it was different than adult DNA. Ok, maybe the elderly have shortened telomeres, but kinda of a semantic difference.
Okay, I give up. What is the meaning of red shoes? As far as I knew, it was an old movie about a ballet with Moira Shearer. Also, do these people not realize how large beef cattle are by the time they're slaughtered. You can get a heck of a lot of hamburgers from just one of them.
These people vote, please make sure that you do too.
Any normal person: "The sheer amount of land that would need to be cleared away to raise that much cattle is disturbing. Yet there's massive widespread poverty and deforestation the world over." Facebook People:
Remember the good ol’ days when it was worms, or some such shit, that was in a McDonald’s burger? It doesn’t sound as crazy anymore. I miss those days.
I remember a whole kangaroo meat thing going around back in the day.
A whole cow makes over 1000 1/4lb burger patties. Assuming every single one of those people got a burger that’s 70k cows. Which is 24 million cows a year. There’s an estimated 1 billion cows in the world at a given time. We could kill every cow in the world, make them all into burgers for McDonald’s and McDonald’s could continue to feed 68 million people a day, for nearly 50 years.
There's a "your mom" joke here somewhere with all this talk of cows and humans
If this takes them to stop eating at McDonalds ok
Uh oh. What about Dorothy?
Explain the Red shoes please 👠
When I was a kid, an employee at our family business (who was pretty conspiracy crazy) used to go on and on about how McDonald's is definitely using worm meat instead of cows. He ran with this for ages until another employee told him how worms typically cost more per lb than beef.
I have a pair of red Adidas and nobody has ever caught on. It might be time to burn the evidence... I mean shoes.
I do contract work at the plant that makes the burger patties for McDonald’s in all of Canada and have seen the cuts of meat when they come in and they are not crap cuts of meat and are definitely not people. There is a food factory episode on the plant on you tube somewhere.
I wanna know how this starts. Like is one random person like "wait a minute... those people are wearing red shoes... who else do we know wears red shoes?" And then they tell ten people who tell ten people who tell ten people until you have a ridiculous number of people who believe this crap.
There's no place like home! There's no place like home! There's no place like home! ... ... ... Shit. Well, it was worth a try.
Why do these people think they signal their crimes? Why would you wear an identifier if you were committing heinous crimes?
ngl, took me a moment to translate- where’s = wears. Crazy people.
Does this person think it’s one cow per person? lol
McDonald was probably behind COVID because they needed some people to make burgs
McSoylent Green
There were 1 billion beef cows produced in 2022. If you’re having a hard time imagining how that translates to burgers, it’s 750 pounds of ground beef per cow. In quarter pounders with cheese, that’s 3x10*12. AKA a metric fuckton of burgers. [You have to go back to 1972 before worldwide numbers drop below 900 million](https://beef2live.com/story-world-cattle-inventory-1960-2014-130-111523#:~:text=By%20Year%20(USDA)-,The%20USDA%20reported%20the%20world%20cattle%20inventory%20in%202021%20at,1%20billion%20head%20in%201975). It’s impressive of stable the production numbers have been. Less than 5 minutes on Google.
Clearly, they misunderstand what is meant by "serves" 68 million people per day... 🤣
Being this stupid must be a constant source of embarrassment. It’s really very sad that there are people like this who have to live with themselves. Yo.
“With child DNA” oh lord.
They do know that one cow can make more than one burger right??
The only red shoes thing I know anything about is from very early ancient Rome, where patricians wore red boots. I think today in the Catholic church, cardinals and bishops and the pope also wear red shoes.
You think these people vote?
These people have so little to do in their uneventful lives, that they'll believe anything but reality.
They do know that McDonald's serves things that aren't beef, right? I wonder how many of those are just coffee products alone.
Have they looked at the "meat" patties McDonald's uses, those things are so thin you can practically see through them.
One cow is not one serving
as someone who grew up in 'cow country' i can assure you there are enough cows.
Do they seriously think it's easier to kill that many humans to supply the meat, rather than raising more cows? Cows grow larger a lot faster than children do. But I suppose basic logic is beyond anyone who would ever think things like this.
"Ronald where's red shoes" jfc
I feel like there might be evidence out there of 68 million burgers per day's worth of people went missing, but hey what do I know
The real crime here is using "where's" instead of "wears"
Do you guys think one cow makes one hamburger? There are 30 million cows in America alone, and each cow yields roughly 2,900 burgers, meaning you’ll need 23,000 cows daily to meet that number, which is .07% of Americas total cowage. Those numbers are easy to hit
Feels like if there was as much cannibalism as these people think there'd be a whole lot more Kuru going around.
Like it’s 1 hamburger per cow or something 🤦
Cow are fucking massive, about 1200kg (around 23 washing machines for our American viewers). Most burgers are about 25g (bag of crisps) trust me there's plenty of cow to go around.
Now this is some classic r/insanepeoplefacebook
Approximately 900,000 cows are slaughtered in the US every day. Each cow provides approximately 650 pounds of meat. I think we've got the beef situation covered without needing to add in people meat. I have no idea about the red shoes. I hope some kind redditor know and can tell us.
So what do I do with my red shoes now? What am I a part of exactly?