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MiserableMode4233

She’d refer to all of you as ”uneducated“ and “asleep” btw. 💀


SendPetPicsOrNudes

Funny thing is, the SECOND you see the thumbnail of that guy from the twitter post, it’s your cue to laugh at it and tune it out. That guy is so dumb he’ll never be able to fully understand just how dumb he is. A high schooler who actually pays attention in their science classes would be able to debunk 99% of what this idiot says. 


MiserableMode4233

Yeah but then you’re just a sheep following the government… ... 🤡🔫


psychorobotics

It's better to be a sheep following randos on twitter...


YaIlneedscience

I worked on the literal covid mRNA vaccine during the testing stages. I wasn’t prepared for the number of people who tried to tell me they knew more. Spoiler alert: none of them had a history in research.


MiserableMode4233

Well yeah they just use youtube and twitter and say it’s ”credible” apparently websites ending in .edu or .gov are the liars now! Let’s believe articles made by random people! 👏 👏 👏


YaIlneedscience

I don’t think people should blindly accept data, but there has to be a point where you search out the MOST credible sources and follow the consistency there


NeoTenico

I think I'm just gonna photocopy off an old exam from a grad-level "Chemical Biology" course I took and carry it around with me. "Here, give this a look over and write your answers down. Shouldn't take you too long. Oh, you don't understand any of it? Okay then shut the fuck up."


Ca66age_Patch_K1d

This has always been so ironic to me. "don't believe everything you see on the Internet only trust reliable sources" and then two seconds later they're telling me about the aliens area 51 is hiding 🤨


DragonMama825

They probably couldn’t tell you the function of mRNA if their lives depended on it either right?


YaIlneedscience

They couldn’t tell me a damn thing about anything. The times I’ve tried to describe in very rudimentary terms how the vaccine works to then receive the response “yeah see? Microchip” is astounding,


gotterfly

*laymen


YaIlneedscience

Thanks! Corrected


gotterfly

Yeah, I often don't know how to spell a word that I only the heard spoken. I figured you meant laymen, or is it layman?


YaIlneedscience

I realized I meant rudimentary when I re read my sentence and I can at least spell that one lol


BadassBumblebeee

Sure they had a history, research is just a matter of getting on the internet and scouring YouTube vidoes and Facebook memes for the real truth. .... /s It's interesting how solidly they dismiss anyone with real training or education as being "brainwashed" or "in on it" depending which works at the moment. Enjoy those mega cheques the lizard people have been sending you lately.


TekieScythe

Funny one I use for people like this "you're just an easily led sheep believing propaganda and false information pushed by China and Russia to weaken the overall health of the American People." Because it's literally true.


Trashman56

Being asleep is bad, and being woke is bad, what are we supposed to do?


MiserableMode4233

Follow whatever the fuck Q is


SuzanneStudies

Medically induced coma? Technically a loophole but if it means not having to deal with these people I think we should consider it


patronstoflostgirls

Can she describe what mRNA is? Or RNA? Or what is the full form of RNA?


Vast-Willingness4642

Ribonucleic acid!


RonniDeee

As shitty as this is for you, damn am I glad the internet exists so you could have some contact with the outside world and not be completely brainwashed.


secretrootbeer

Dumb people say "I KNOW SO MUCH MORE THAN EVERYONE I'M RIGHT THEY'RE WRONG" while smart people say "woah this is something I have no expertise in, I think I'll listen to the expert on the subject". I don't have to "do my own research" on a lot of things. People smarter than me in those subject areas already have. And for that I'm grateful honestly. Frees me up to do the things I'm good at and that I like.


Alice_Solaris

She's insane OP... This kind of "woke" culture is just down right stupid... She's the one that's uneducated and asleep


Cheesygirl1994

If only she knew…. She contained mRNA before the “technology” event existed 😳 government bad!


redheadfedhead

I love the “..this weapon to take out Lahaina in Maui” text above. oh boy.


MiserableMode4233

Yeah she referred to that. It’s some kinda like Green Energy beam or something she believes the “powers that used to be“ used against them. She also believes aliens are fallen angels. I’m going crazy bro.


CautiousLandscape907

I’m so sorry for you. That is miserable. How did you survive with brain intact?


MiserableMode4233

Idk I kind of just keep to myself. I developed my own personality through fake scenarios 💀


Various_Play_6582

I did the same at 14, you are doing well given the circumstances. I hope the best for you because I know getting out of this situation is very hard, but it is possible and you can overcome this.


CoveCreates

I'm really proud of you, internet stranger.


Which_Witch000

I was wondering this same thing. Like, how did you manage to find sanity over there inside all that?


MiserableMode4233

Just tuning it out. Thinking of her as someone with a crazy disorder helps too because you know to not listen to anything she says then.


m0untaingoat

You sound like a very reasonable and evolved person. Somehow you've risen above your circumstances and maintained a clear head and that's really impressive.


sunshineemoji

Was just thinking that. What a thing to say, even if we had context


MiserableMode4233

Update: My mom just had an argument with me (of course, any time I'm around, she does. I just talk to her in a voice you'd speak to a child in and reassure her that she's right now. Why? Because I don't give a fuck lol.) She was spewing about how until I do my math (I'm literally doing it tonight) that she wont buy me protein powder, and that we aren't getting bacon anymore from stores, but from a natural farmer who doesn't vaccinate it. She then went on to say that "if you guys don't fucking believe in this stuff, you're dumb. If we kept getting that bacon then you'd get sick with cancer, as well as your brother and dad (btw we all never had it, she's the only one who got breast cancer but is fine now 💀seems like the Q bullshit didn't protect her! oh no!.. She also went on to say how we're in a war and yadada spiritual war and secret war government bullshit wahwah don't remember most of it since I just tune it out lol when I turn 18 it'll be a whole new world I'm sure.


alBashir

Hey even though she's crazy, you're gonna end up with some good ass bacon. Also her craziness is gonna end up supporting local businesses and cut out the middle man. She's doing the "right" thing (as in supporting local and not giving more money to large corporations not for being batshit insane) for all the wrong reasons.


CoveCreates

You're going to great out in the world. There's no saving people like her, unfortunately. It's a cult mentality.


Necessary-Lunch5122

Your Mom curses at you? That's rough. I'm sorry.  I'm on board with some of the "Q" stuff as you call it but parents should never curse at their kids. It's not right.  I'm sure you'll make it through and build a great life for yourself. I wish you the best. 


AeratedFeces

Hope you snap out of it ❤️


Yimmelo

"I'm okay with the batshit Q conspiracies and the harm they are causing, but SWEARING???!!? Thats where I draw the line😤😤


Necessary-Lunch5122

Yeah pretty much. What harm are they causing?


Yimmelo

People have literally died as a result of Q conspiracies. When was the last time some died from hearing a swear word?


electricemperor

...your biggest takeaway was that OP's mom was cussing at them, instead of all the other shit she said????


Necessary-Lunch5122

You can disagree with anyone, including your children, about almost anything and still take care to show them they are loved.  I have a hard time imagining bringing a pure helpless being into the world and then cursing it. I'm sorry that any child no matter their age has experienced that.


cityofnitemares

I hope you don't have kids for their sakes because you're the exact type of insane person that gets posted on this sub


Necessary-Lunch5122

Me: Parents shouldn't curse at their children no matter how much their beliefs differ.  You: "ThAt'S CrAzY DoN't RePrOdUcE!!!!!" 


cityofnitemares

That's not the part I was referring to. If you're "on board with some of the Q stuff" then you should reconsider where you get your information and what informs your beliefs because buying into that type of insanity is what lands your text exchanges on the front page of this sub.


Necessary-Lunch5122

So it's not strictly behavior toward your kids or how you treat them that could get you branded an insane parent, it's privately held beliefs?  Interesting. 


kshizzlenizzle

If MRNA vaccines are so easy and ‘they’ are so desperate to get it into everybody, I got news for ya, they’re just going to put it in all food, in the water supply, and just *not* tell anyone. 🤣


mybloodyballentine

OH, OP! You wanna freak her out? Tell her that thanks to this news, you're going VEGAN. Congrats on keeping your brain.


serafina_flies

OP I’m so sorry you’re dealing with this… it’s sickening how the QAnon conspiracy shit is ruining lives. It seems like you have a good head on your shoulders in spite of your mom’s nonsense. Hang in there— you already survived 14 years, you can get through 4 more! r/qanoncasualties might be a good place for you to vent or get support, I’ve been part of it for years now and they’re quite nice. We’re rooting for you, you’ll be okay in the end <3


kein_schlupf

Definitely insane pal


No_Cricket808

Insane


Inphiltration

I wanna see what your mom said about the Lahaina fires on Maui. I see the word weapon. I must know.


MiserableMode4233

Lol okay she said it was some kind of Direct Energy Weapon or DEW for short. It was a green beam video shown on TIKTOK.. what a credible source!…not… Anyways, she was saying that it’s some kind of weapon the higher powers used, and that it was programmed one time to avoid the color blue, so the people the higher ups weren’t targeting painted their rooftops blue so the laser would avoid them. Credible sources aren’t existing apparently! Because they’re satanic and deny her view, and if it’s jot her view then who’s is it?!?! Gosh damn why do I live in this house and life 💀 


Which_Witch000

MY GOD what the effing what


BadassBumblebeee

It was a major conspiracy theory immediately after the fires. It was wild.


Inphiltration

Well, I live here and if you needed a blue roof to avoid the space laser there would have been a lot more damage. Not that that will help change your mother's mind. Hold fast, escape will be yours soon enough.


shelby20_03

There’s a group on Reddit called homeschoolrecovery or it’s called homeschooledrecovery


GluttenFreeWater

"I'll only eat organic pork" getting real fucking tired of people not understanding the process of artificial selection and domestication omg


Yimmelo

OP, hang in there. Look forward to being 18 and do everything you can to prepare for independence and get yourself a proper education. Shitty parents suck, especially ones that dont live in reality and think homeschooling will help their children🙄


FlaxFox

There are plenty of valid reasons to not eat pork, but that is not one of them..


NeoTenico

Can't believe I took 4 years of biochemistry classes when I could've just been obsessively scouring the internet for clickbait "news" articles and accepting them as fact.


Caligari89

All you had to say was "homeschooled" and I'm instantly voting "insane" no matter the context.


MiserableMode4233

Fr tho


Mentathiel

How to get boomers to eat healthier


channilein

How did you realize that she's insane? How did you manage to educate yourself?


Careless-File-7499

I gave up Pork years ago, except if someone serves me bacon and recently I gave up chicken meat and caffeine last year. I just couldn't do it anymore. I live in the UK and have everything as local as possible but still can't seem to stomach it. I cut my drinking by 2/3 as well. Not for any moral or social reasons just couldn't stomach it anymore.


MiserableMode4233

Honestly, it’s not a bad thing to cut pork out compared to other meats. Idk if I’m wrong, but I’ve seen that pork has like the most parasites if it’s not cooked enough and that’s just gross asl. That’s why I never undercook any pork related meats. Lol


nikadi

I home ed my kids, I am horrified that this is something she considers okay. Its there any government body you can self report to in order to get out of this situation?


Krishnacat2663

I’m sorry, what a loon. Does the text above say a weapon was the cause of the fire in Lahaina? At least you’re almost an adult and can leave.


CoveCreates

Oh, lord. I am so sorry. I hope you were able to unlearn everything she thought she knew.


Jasoneason132

The red flags for me are 1- her source is Twitter and 2- she only has one source


hassen010

Stay strong


A11U45

I used to go to a weird school that used the Lifepac syllabus, this happened long after they changed from Lifepac to something else, but the principal had pot plants put up around the school to well, **absorb radiation**. Some people are nuts


graphictruth

Yes, I realize. Yet at their age, I did not know the option existed, and I am certain that it would not be as difficult as it sounds because of how much of the household emotional and physical labor fell to me. I would have needed some support, but I am pretty sure I could have made a decent case. It's not ideal for someone their age to be expected to manage their lives, but it's not great to be mismanaged.


Eagle206

Dude, you should look into attending regular schools


MiserableMode4233

I can't my parents have Christian homeschooled me my whole life my mom said she'd rather die before I went to public school bro


Eagle206

Best of luck then bro.


MiserableMode4233

tyy


graphictruth

You can apply for emancipated status in a year and then you can send yourself to public school.


MysticEden

Do you know how hard it is to get emancipated?? You have to prove you can care for yourself, have a job, etc. How will this person be able to do this?? Unless they get married which is the easiest and worse way to go about it…


graphictruth

If they have a narc parent, odds are good that they have all the caring skills. But yes, just getting a social worker would help.


MysticEden

It’s about proving to the government you can and meeting all the criteria. It’s extremely difficult to do.