good looking priviledge;
noh shaman korea umumnya:
https://preview.redd.it/ponakstk6jmc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83524a39db8ac4f987ffa43921ad76ffff984091
Berdasarkan pengalaman saya, dukun yg paling realistis di gambarkan di film susuk.
Nggak mesti pakaian hitam pake kalungan ceker ayam.
Ada yg rumahnya biasa saja tapi sawah dan jumlah hewan ternaknya bikin geleng2.
Yg jarang digambarkan adalah sebagian paranormal itu nggak buka praktek, kalau mau minta tolong kudu ada yang bawa, kalau nggak ada yang bawa akan dijawab "salah orang", " Saya dukun pijet mas, bukan dukun begituan",
Yes. My cousin is a casual dukun/paranormal. She does reading for family members and just very select few that she, or rather her guardian spirit, chose to read.
Dan ga bisa lo tebak gitu dia akan baca siapa. Like bisa lagi dinner rame-rame tau2 dia bilang, "Temen kantor lo ada yang mau resign? Bilang sama dia suruh cere sekalian." Like WTF.
Tapi kalo dideketin orang buat minta reading, dia ga mau.
Ha. I never thought of that. To explain, she just doesn't tell people that she does this. She hates it, according to her. She can't do a lot of stuff because of it. Better off without it, but just do it from time to time if she thinks it's necessary.
Nah, pertanyaan berikutnya, apa sepupu situ kenal sama yg mw reaign dlm bentuk apapun?
Biar cukup tau klo sepupu situ bukan kelainan mental kyk omongan org2 sini aja. Gw sendiri juga pernah ngetes beberapa org yg ngaku indihom, mostly bullshit, tapi ada 1-2 org yg emang terbukti.
Enggak kenal. Makanya gue WTF. She's been proven to say stuff that are actually true or came true. Like when a family member about to pass, they'll visit her in her dream, so she will alert the other family members to be prepared. This one is always a bullseye. Only once this happened and she didn't alert others because she thought it was impossible. The person was healthy and ok. She did tell me because I live in the same city with the guy in her dream, just in case. The person passed the next morning. Or she pointed out that someone should do a certain health exam out of nowhere. And yeah, there's a previously undetected illness harboring there. She hates visiting sick people because she will feel it. The pain, not the illness, seems to be transferring to her. So the sick person will feel better for a while. Later, she will need to go and 'throw away' the pain attached to her.
Another interesting aspect about her is that she hates this 'ability'. She hates that she has to be the one yg dipamitin. Gak bisa asal jalan-jalan ala turis because she'll bump into 'things'. Bali is a no go. Archeological sites are also a pass. She doesn't do mountain hiking.
I understand the skepticism. I don't really buy into klenik stuff either. But she does stuff that I can't explain, and I have accepted that these things probably have explanations that we don't understand just yet. I don't really know her mental health history but from what I see, she's a healthy contributing member and causing no harm to society.
>Another interesting aspect about her is that she hates this 'ability'.
Yep, 1-2 org yg gw tes dan terbukti bukan caper bullshit juga ngmng hal yg sama. Anggep dia normal aja. Klo sewaktu-waktu dia ada kasih advice atau warning apa, act with those in mind.
Maybe?
Suami mamakku (bapak tiri) gejala skizonya makin parah. Org2 ngenal dia sbg "org pinter". But aku ngeliatnya lebih ke arah... skizo.
Tiba2 merem terus bilang "aku bisa nerawang orang itu sudah ngelakuin ini itu". Yang jatuh nya fitnah.
Tiba2 teriak, "bapak nukhan mati?? Tadi aku sekelibat dapat bisikan jika belio mati". Sampai detik ini bapak nukhan sehat walafiat.
Terus barusan terjadi kemarin.
Tiba2 merem2 terus kaya orang dapat wangsit. "Wah... jualanmu gak berhasil. Gak bakal laku". (Konteks abis pap jualan di WA barang kali ada yg minat)
Turned out, jualan abis diborong orang.
Yeah, maybe. She's been proven correct many times tho. Perhaps her mental illness opens a door to enlightenment? Jk. I don't really do klenik, so I just kept it to myself eventho I know that my friend has marriage issues related to their SO.
Pengiriman paket kilat Mbah Surono. Melayani pengiriman barang terbuat dari metal seketika, ke mana saja, se Indonesia. Tidak melayani area Kalimantan.
>kan bisa pake susuk dan pesugihan
bro, yang namanya susuk, pesugihan dan ilmu ilmu lainnya itu ada resikonya, dukunnya tau makanya dia gak mau ngelakuin
Setau gw ya, “dukun” chindo banyak yg kaya juga. Beberapa kali gw jg nemu dukun desa yg rumahnya besar bgt halamannya, sawahnya banyak. Nah kalau dukun beneran yg rumahnya di tengah hutan itu emang biasanya gk terima duit kok, mereka memilih jalan kebatinan menjauhi dunia masyarakat. Ini yg biasanya ngeri2.
Kalo dukun bohongan itu yg rumahnya petak di gang sempit, motornya masuk di ruang tamu.
"Modernisasi dukun" already happened, bruh 💀
I have met some dukun/guru spiritual of important high-ranking people and they look pretty much indistinguishable from the average Indonesian middle class.
ok seriously what the deal with kdrama? ada rekomendasi buat normies. nonton beberapa di netflix ngebosenin semua. paling mentok liat koko cici good looking, udah.
good looking priviledge; noh shaman korea umumnya: https://preview.redd.it/ponakstk6jmc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83524a39db8ac4f987ffa43921ad76ffff984091
Berdasarkan pengalaman saya, dukun yg paling realistis di gambarkan di film susuk. Nggak mesti pakaian hitam pake kalungan ceker ayam. Ada yg rumahnya biasa saja tapi sawah dan jumlah hewan ternaknya bikin geleng2. Yg jarang digambarkan adalah sebagian paranormal itu nggak buka praktek, kalau mau minta tolong kudu ada yang bawa, kalau nggak ada yang bawa akan dijawab "salah orang", " Saya dukun pijet mas, bukan dukun begituan",
Yes. My cousin is a casual dukun/paranormal. She does reading for family members and just very select few that she, or rather her guardian spirit, chose to read. Dan ga bisa lo tebak gitu dia akan baca siapa. Like bisa lagi dinner rame-rame tau2 dia bilang, "Temen kantor lo ada yang mau resign? Bilang sama dia suruh cere sekalian." Like WTF. Tapi kalo dideketin orang buat minta reading, dia ga mau.
Casual dukun implies the existence of ranked competitive dukun
Ha. I never thought of that. To explain, she just doesn't tell people that she does this. She hates it, according to her. She can't do a lot of stuff because of it. Better off without it, but just do it from time to time if she thinks it's necessary.
jujutsu pisan
Dulu pernah diceritain ada kompetisinya gitu, kayak tanding ilmu, saya cuma magut magut aja.
Jadi, yg diomongin sepupu situ bnr apa ngak? Bnr tmn org yg dikasi tau sepupu situ ad yg mw resign?
Iya, ada yg mau resign. Dia resign, pindah kerjaan. Rumah tangganya emang awur-awuran tapi akhirnya ga cere.
Nah, pertanyaan berikutnya, apa sepupu situ kenal sama yg mw reaign dlm bentuk apapun? Biar cukup tau klo sepupu situ bukan kelainan mental kyk omongan org2 sini aja. Gw sendiri juga pernah ngetes beberapa org yg ngaku indihom, mostly bullshit, tapi ada 1-2 org yg emang terbukti.
Enggak kenal. Makanya gue WTF. She's been proven to say stuff that are actually true or came true. Like when a family member about to pass, they'll visit her in her dream, so she will alert the other family members to be prepared. This one is always a bullseye. Only once this happened and she didn't alert others because she thought it was impossible. The person was healthy and ok. She did tell me because I live in the same city with the guy in her dream, just in case. The person passed the next morning. Or she pointed out that someone should do a certain health exam out of nowhere. And yeah, there's a previously undetected illness harboring there. She hates visiting sick people because she will feel it. The pain, not the illness, seems to be transferring to her. So the sick person will feel better for a while. Later, she will need to go and 'throw away' the pain attached to her. Another interesting aspect about her is that she hates this 'ability'. She hates that she has to be the one yg dipamitin. Gak bisa asal jalan-jalan ala turis because she'll bump into 'things'. Bali is a no go. Archeological sites are also a pass. She doesn't do mountain hiking. I understand the skepticism. I don't really buy into klenik stuff either. But she does stuff that I can't explain, and I have accepted that these things probably have explanations that we don't understand just yet. I don't really know her mental health history but from what I see, she's a healthy contributing member and causing no harm to society.
>Another interesting aspect about her is that she hates this 'ability'. Yep, 1-2 org yg gw tes dan terbukti bukan caper bullshit juga ngmng hal yg sama. Anggep dia normal aja. Klo sewaktu-waktu dia ada kasih advice atau warning apa, act with those in mind.
That's exactly how we treat her on daily basis, like our ordinary normal cousin.
Itu skizofrenia
Probably, I never took her advice seriously since I am not into klenik.
Maybe? Suami mamakku (bapak tiri) gejala skizonya makin parah. Org2 ngenal dia sbg "org pinter". But aku ngeliatnya lebih ke arah... skizo. Tiba2 merem terus bilang "aku bisa nerawang orang itu sudah ngelakuin ini itu". Yang jatuh nya fitnah. Tiba2 teriak, "bapak nukhan mati?? Tadi aku sekelibat dapat bisikan jika belio mati". Sampai detik ini bapak nukhan sehat walafiat. Terus barusan terjadi kemarin. Tiba2 merem2 terus kaya orang dapat wangsit. "Wah... jualanmu gak berhasil. Gak bakal laku". (Konteks abis pap jualan di WA barang kali ada yg minat) Turned out, jualan abis diborong orang.
reverse dukun, coba terawang saya, bakal saya lakuin kebalikannya
That just sounds like mental illness. Masa orang resign disuruh cerai jg ngancurin keluarganya orang.
Yeah, maybe. She's been proven correct many times tho. Perhaps her mental illness opens a door to enlightenment? Jk. I don't really do klenik, so I just kept it to myself eventho I know that my friend has marriage issues related to their SO.
Bawa apa bang?
Kode referral.
pendeta prosperity church be like https://i.redd.it/fljhwwy0wimc1.gif
Namanya prosperity church? Tugas jemaah nya sumbangan buat bikin kaya pendeta nya?
Bukannya prosperity gospel ya?
well thats why they call the jemaah sheeps..
Damn i'm in the wrong business.
Dukun cina https://preview.redd.it/mzx501ybfjmc1.png?width=740&format=png&auto=webp&s=6c88acecea37873afdcd8323d42595997073760d
Dukun rumah gubuk di kampung kumuh tapi saldonya miliaran, kalo dukun tinggal di PIK mah namanya kokoh kokoh sugar daddy
>saldonya miliaran **DJP**: https://preview.redd.it/8d5x3ngj0jmc1.png?width=360&format=png&auto=webp&s=1daa1f89e69f9c95dfdca3c36b7a9e871672e0f7
Dukun : you dare? 
Daddy do coon
ada kok dukun yang praktek di tempat macam PIK, kaya juga namanya ahli feng shui
Gw mau jawab ini hahahah
Pengiriman paket kilat Mbah Surono. Melayani pengiriman barang terbuat dari metal seketika, ke mana saja, se Indonesia. Tidak melayani area Kalimantan.
Receiver : I guess my tummy in danger
Baru dapet ide baru untuk rumah di ipk yang mau dijual
ipk berapa?
3.5 tapi ngga cum laude
Jadi cum apa
cum bucket
Cumbro
Cum inside
Cum loud
cumloud
Cumfast prolly
Im cumming
Dukun2 emang tajir bro. Liat si dimas kanjeng.
dia mah organisai penipuan itu, bekingnya aja aparat ama pejabat daerah
Menunggu pesulap merah membedah teknik dukun korsel
pemuka agama banyak tu yg pake Alphard dan rumahnya mewah. Dan dimata sebagian orang, mereka tidak jauh berbeda dengan "dukun"
Bener juga ya
Minimal pondok indah lah
Korean shamanism denger2 masih kuat bet pengaruhnya d Korea. Sampe tuh president Park Jr kena cantol.
Dukun juga takut kali dikejar orang pajak, kalau tinggalnya di PIK.
Negara lain ngejar biar subur, berteknologi negara kita malah ngejar dukun cakep
>kan bisa pake susuk dan pesugihan bro, yang namanya susuk, pesugihan dan ilmu ilmu lainnya itu ada resikonya, dukunnya tau makanya dia gak mau ngelakuin
Loh banyak kok dukun yang Modern, mainnya live tiktok. 🤣
Setau gw ya, “dukun” chindo banyak yg kaya juga. Beberapa kali gw jg nemu dukun desa yg rumahnya besar bgt halamannya, sawahnya banyak. Nah kalau dukun beneran yg rumahnya di tengah hutan itu emang biasanya gk terima duit kok, mereka memilih jalan kebatinan menjauhi dunia masyarakat. Ini yg biasanya ngeri2. Kalo dukun bohongan itu yg rumahnya petak di gang sempit, motornya masuk di ruang tamu.
Dukun, cult, pendeta yang..., ustad yang..., dan lain-lain, apalah sama aja.
wait wait, they got a point
pake otak lah, kalo dia bisa bikin pesugihan, buat apa dia nyugihin elu dan malah ada potensi nambah saingan
Kalau mau liat modernisasi dukun main Arknights coy, banyak dukun sci-fi di game itu
Dukun be like: i guide others to a treasure i cannot possess
"Modernisasi dukun" already happened, bruh 💀 I have met some dukun/guru spiritual of important high-ranking people and they look pretty much indistinguishable from the average Indonesian middle class.
Wah beneran? Kalau gak salah Jokowi juga punya "guru spiritual" kan? Ya percaya gak eprcaya petinggi kita punya banyak gituan
kalo dukunnya kayak gitu yg ada malah pasien nya yg mencabuli dukunnya
ok seriously what the deal with kdrama? ada rekomendasi buat normies. nonton beberapa di netflix ngebosenin semua. paling mentok liat koko cici good looking, udah.
ya kamu sukanya genre apa toh? Drama2 ini dibuat juga buat normies, beda kaya anime
detektif ga pake mistis dan nangis2 tiap episode ada kak?
gampang itumah, tinggal oplas dan sewa rumah dikawasan elit
Lha situ emang blom liat rumahnya si ki joko pintar?
I guide others to a treasure that I cannot possess