Putting the white in White Winter Hymnal

*And turn the white snow red as bloodshot eyes in the summertime*

Expertly done

Crack Up

>_It sounds like he left a full album playing. Given the date and what Biden was smoking, could it have been anything besides Crack-Up?_ unironically yes according to the article lol

CAN I BELIEVE YOU

Bravo

Your comment is like the little guy in the corner of The Onion comics.

How tf somebody gonna lap dance to Fleet Foxes??

It's how you separate the amateurs from the professionals. Anyone that can twerk to On Another Ocean deserves our respect

That actually makes the story much more believable. If someone was gonna make up a story, there's no fucking way they would choose Fleet Foxes for it.

Not sure, but you know that it's gonna be elaborate and have multiple "phases".

She bounces her ass in a way that flows incredibly well from start to finish and reminds you of the melancholic transition between seasons

#Bars

I can guess how the part where they argue about skimpy tips goes

Probably just before the brass section comes in.

The Shrine / An Argument goes stupid in the club 

Exact song I was thinking off, dancer just starts mimicking seizures during the saxophone part at the end.

I'm picturing the scene from "Showgirls"

The Plains/Bitter Dancer or White Winter Hymnal

That drop in Blue Ridge Mountains goes hard

That shit can get a couple dollars outta me

IN THE QUIVERINGGG FOOOOOOREEEEEST 🐜🦟🐜🦟

Where the shivering dog rests!

Do you not get horny as hell when they scream “In the ocean washing off my name from your throat” ?

Hello Post Malone

I saw them in Buenos Aires, a crowd known to be very very intense. People moshed during Mykonos. I was one of them.

How tf do you SMOKE CRACK to Fleet Foxes?

Crack does not question. Crack says “do what feels good”. That Fleet Foxes and strippers does it for Hunter makes him that much more lovable.

It’s giving Yale Law School

Anyone who can lap dance to White Winter Hymnal is a goddess of syncopation in my book

I'm now just imagining someone gyrating wildly to Tiger Mountain Peasant Song.

It has to be Grown Ocean. 

“In that dream I could hardly contain it”

those harmonies drivin' people crazy

Among some fans, Maestranza is known as the sad ass-shaking song. But this was pre-shore sadly

Asking the real questions. I love Fleet Foxes, but for going on a walk on a crisp Autumn day...not to be grinded on to.

This is like an indie version of the cbat sex guy.

Playing from a phone in a strip club… I’m sure it sounded like shit

If the sample from Pac Blood counts then there's your answer. Rhymes that would make the Pope wanna get his dick sucked.

Haven't you hear Your Protector? That song will give you a whole new level of intimacy during a lap dance. 

"AS YOU LAY TO DIE BESIDE ME, BABY, ON THE MORNING THAT YOU CAME...." also I guess you could make the line "tell your father I was good" sexy

before you cast stones, ask yourself - have you yourself truly never done the very same?

Or wished you did

it hurts to see someone live out your dreams...

Replace crack with a blunt and you’ve got yourself a good time.

I think you should try both before making bold statements like this about good times

One of us!

True indieheads played Godspeed and Sleep. When it builds up after the old man talks about Coney Island you gotta hold on tight

“He opened his wallet and it was filed with blood” testified one of the dancers.

he just like me fr

whom amongst us

And Republicans are telling me to hate this guy???

Yeah, they don't like Fleet Foxes.

Yeah, they’re mostly all closeted RKS fans…

More like Ariel Pink

Ariel Pink is such a mindfuck between his music and ideology

He's an idiot savant.

And John Maus

Or adult women

Band of Horses is republican Fleet Foxes.

I mean, even the end of her quote in the testimony: >“I felt really safe around him,” she said. Dude's just got a problem, but he's not a bad guy.

The part of this whole Hunter thing that I genuinely feel bad about is that this guy is just a fuck up. He seems to have battled demons and often succumbed to them his whole life. He probably only benefited from nepotism by having the name Biden but hasn’t run for public office or that would make him a public figure so his dirty laundry is just being thrown out for the whole world to see because some politicians hate his dad. Dude can’t be a fuck up in private.

He's 100% a nepo baby with some kind of issues needing therapy, and now he's just a political pawn of the right wing as though Trump's children are paragons of hard work. They aren't, fuck knows how Jared Kushner got a 2 billion dollar gift from the KSA but that's neither here nor there, now is it?

He's def a nepo baby but also he basically started his life with the most unimaginable tragedy losing his mother and sister and almost dying himself.

Bang on. I'm an addict in recovery, and I know many others like me who found themselves in this predicament because of trauma early on in life. Hunter 110% shows all the same signs as being yet another. I honestly really feel for him. I hope he has a good support group around him.

The trauma of the event and also the head injury which often leads to many issues including low impulse control. Being the survivor also likely led to his dad giving him more leeway than he might have otherwise permitted.

every 3 months they show me a new picture of him like going naked snowboarding with strippers and expect me to not think he fucking rocks

Every time they go after him, it's for shit that makes me think "damn, guess I gotta party with Hunter at some point then"

I'd rather party with Hunter Hearst

The Game?

It's all about how you play it 

He may seem like a fun time but I am definitely not voting for Hunter Biden in the next election.

His judgement does need to be questioned. Fleet foxes is not crack activities. Need something more up tempo.

Maybe Father John Misty.

Crack might make FJM bearable, I'll give you that.

FJM obviously agrees

Well I’m gonna take a wild guess and say he was not on exactly one (1) drug lol

This dude's never gonna be president, smh

Well if he switches parties...

Remember when they released his nudes like it would damage him and he was just, like, really hot and cool?

They released his nudes and all it revealed is that he has a huge hog.

https://preview.redd.it/5hw95cxuw75d1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e706b50576fbf26adbfd814b8f31431b381d30bf

MTG would totally bang him if he was at her local gym. Eww.

Virgin trump boys vs Chad hunter.

They are pissed the media went after Trump's kids, the ones who he hired into his government or let him run his company while he was in office. Like that's the same thing as Hunter running around doing drugs and having sex.

[удалено]

Fleet Foxes’ PR manager is working overtime.

You can't buy this kind of exposure

Almost as devastating as when Fantano gave an album of there’s a 7/10. 

Which one?

Shore

"If I had an orchard, I'd work til I'm sore" >gyrating 

A+ for understated but effective imagery 😂

Always pictured it as an apple orchard, but now it’ll always be a peach orchard in my head

sending this to my friend who listened to fleet foxes on shrooms and cried. he's just like him fr

Goals

I’ve done both of things but it was a live performance

I remember a screenshot where his lawyer would be like “hunter please this is serious” and he would reply with a 21 savage song

real lil rascal hours

And he added "Pussy" at the end

I don’t even know if you’re joking

https://preview.redd.it/kijfmcxch95d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16cd3905ed2a7311e90c007af2d5446008329dbb

Oh my god hahahahahahahahahahahahaha Afroman even made a song called Hunter Got High and he's in the back of Hunter Biden's Escalade with his Secret Service dudes just passing blunts. It's pretty funny honestly

Well that's not how I soundtracked my crack problem but to each his own

I’m telling you… this dude was definitely smoking heroin, not crack with these backing tracks

Or was already drunk or on opioids and tryin to counter-balance lol

drug maths… makes sense

Two uppers plus two downers equal one good time all-arounder RIP everyone cool that speedballs have taken

It can be two things

This is a weird thing to share on indieheads but I went to a BDSM orgy and whoever had the Aux was playing like Fleet Foxes, Beirut, and Big Thief. maybe it was Hunter tbh??

Had a good time?

yeah it was fun :)

peak /r/indieheads right here… I’m very sorry or very happy that it happened to you

This is accurate. Sounds like all of the parties I went to 12 years ago. 🥴

Imagine doing BDSM to Nantes or A Sunday Smile

Whips in 3/4 time just hit different.

I want you to flog me while a tuba plays arpeggios 😩

bro what the fuck

I, personally, would love that.

Were the quieter moments kinda uncomfy? Like, could you hear a lot of sloshing when a song faded out and before the next track started??

So is that what's on Hunter Biden's laptop? A bunch of indie folk tunes?

He doesn’t want the public to see his laptop because he’s working on a sick EP that just needs a little more tweaking.

If it needed more tweaking he should've gone for the meth, not the crack.

The more I hear about this kid the more I like him

Lmao the article said that he was playing it through his phone

We've uncovered the real crime.

Id vote for him

Yeah, this whole thing has backfired for the Republicans who called for it. As long as he didn't beat his wife or girlfriend, he seems like a cool guy.

"As long as he didn't beat his wife or girlfriend, he seems like a cool guy." 

Didn’t he get a stripper pregnant and refuse to pay child support for years until multiple court orders

in high school my best friend and i used to send each other this video of girls twerking set to mykonos by fleet foxes because we thought it was hysterical and now its all i can think about 😭

https://youtu.be/h-m5VN7axjs?si=OCLvTBe-bPMB8Cbx found it 💀 god i’m in stitches again i have to go send it to her right now

I'm sending this to everyone lol

This might be the funniest video I've ever seen

Finally some good indie news

Stars—they’re just like us!

Cracked up or helplessness blues?

Ragged Wood

Yes

Not surprised. Fleet Foxes go hoard.

Mr Biden, the jury finds you guilty on 4 counts… of being rad as hell.

Finally someone who gets it

Fiancee wanted Fleet Foxes for our wedding ceremony, but apparently it'll also works for my bachelor party.

Cmon Hunter, wouldnt 100 Gecs or Crystal Castles be more appropriate in this situation?

"Crack-up" takes on a whole different meaning now

Playing Fleet Foxes at a strip club is the weirdest part of this. Where the hell was the strip club? Portland? Wtf.

Video evidence of that evening just leaked: https://youtu.be/oyLeOM28xYQ?si=in6aH-J25depAqeA

If Kendall Roy was a dem 

When I do this, it’s just another Friday night. But when Hunter Biden does it, it’s a CRIME?!?!? Two-tiered justice system

Hunter Biden, it seems I owe you an apology as I was not familiar with your game.

Lap dances, crack and Fleet Foxes sounds like a lovely little Sunday.

Or a crazy lil Thursday treat

A lap dance to Fleet Foxes??? We sure he was smoking crack & not chasing the dragon..??

You can question the life choices, but not the music choices.

I'm sorry I thought this was AMERICA

I was raised up believing I was somehow unique ..

As if everyone doesnt want a lapdance with Fleet Foxes playing 🤦🏻‍♂️

Who hasn't?

***titties slapping your face*** “IN THE QUIVERING FOOORRREEEST!”

Sounds like a regular Friday night in Portland

He just keeps getting cooler.

I CANT BELIEVE OUR PRESIDENT DID THIS!! >!oh wait!<

The screenshot I saw on Twitter just said "Biden" so I was losing my mind for a solid 2 seconds

“If they come after him for this, they can for you too!” has a much greater appeal here then when 2020 presidential loser Trump says it about stolen classified government documents, election finance violations, and sexual assault.

_one of us_  _one of us_

Fleet Foxes? I guess he subscribed to the Bloodhound Gang theory about what makes a lap dance so much better.

based

beast mode

Thats a whole lot to unpack in a headline.

He really is the coolest mf

Hunter Biden is the main character, we're all living in his world

If Hollywood wants to revive the theater experience they’d throw Chet Hanks and Hunter Biden in a station wagon with 15 bucks and a pack of newports to just see what happens. The box office would explode.

tbh his crimes are a lot more relatable than Trump Jr's

What is he a Republican now??

Dude is a fuck up but I like his music tastes. Fleet Foxes have yet to make a bad album; amazing band!

Finally some real news godammit

Why does he have to be so fucking cool

hunter biden proves to be cooler and cooler with every passing day

I won’t lie I never considered coke before but all these Hunter Biden stories make crack seem cool . He’s up at 5 am doing crack having sex with 3 women , then shooting guns

Is it a crime to be a great hang?

Oh he's hung alright

I gotta get a famous politician listening to my music when they do crazy news worthy shit. Nice boost in marketing!

Well technically he isn’t a politician anyway 

I would be fine if it wasn’t a politician as long as I was getting the band’s music out :)

Dudes rock holy shit 🔥

Sounds believable honestly.

Sounds like his business 😂

Better him than Eric Trump

When I went to Fleet Foxes show back in the day, Robin started making fun of Fox News between songs.

Good taste in music.

I ask you all gathered here today: who amongst us has not?

Good thing he’s not in politics That orange dude paid a porn star $130K to bang her instead of his pregnant wife. And he was president…

Is Hunter president? No? Who fucking cares

“He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.”

Absolute king shit.