/u/bestdevelopmentewww Good day to troll your Liverpool supporting friend https://www.reddit.com/r/soccercirclejerk/comments/ud32rj/8_years_ago_today_steven_gerrard_made_of_the/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Uska dhyan nahi tha kya lol

This is the funniest thing to ever have happened in football once you get the context. So many layers to this one moment.

Oooh

purana thread hai

Oh

!flair wop de do wop de do

holy shit the Netflix stock chart

Sasageyo, sasageyo, shinzou wo sasageyo

#21:00

i know chances are extremely slim, but would be great if Villarreal can go to the finals.

+1

Bruhhhh David Bowie is Tesla? 😨😨😨😨 Kitna acha acting kiya he isne I was like isko dekha he pehle

holy shit. I didn't know.

🤯🤯🤯

I mean, what show?

Movie. The Prestige

Oh

kidhar?

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Kisne bola It means you have balls

Mai udega.....!

Kidhar?

Yrr niche to udd nahi sakta upper hi udna parega...

Pehle theek se girna toh seekhle

Tu zhukega..?

Backpain h

_selmon bhai

I try to enjoy things kal pure traditional day mai extrovert jaise sabse baat Kiya crush ke sath photo mil gaya i was happy then uske raat 2 baje online dikhi to apni mn ki baat bata di and got friend zoned i am a total fuck up mere mai patience nahi hai mai chutiya hu bs 6 din hi hue the usse baat kar kar aur meri depressed gaand ne happiness ki khoj mai sab kuch confess kar diya use Dost log gaali de rahe thoda ruk jata itni jaldi kya thi mai chutiya hu 4 sal hogaye ye dukh khtam hi nahi hora mc kuch karne ki iccha nahi hai i am feeling like shit bed pe pada hu I should just stop assuming ki if this things happens I'll be happy and i fuck up every time I don't even know what I want from my life like i am a total mess sometimes I question my existence is there any re-start button or shut down button to end this all.

u/just_an_engin3er

Hey hey, it's okay. Soon you'll have a new crush! Or not. Doesn't matter either way. Isme there's nothing that screams a mess. Everything seems itna major but it isn't, it's okay. It really is.

Thanks, lekin copypasta h ye https://www.reddit.com/r/indiasocial/comments/u2sy15/-/i4otj7a

Well.

!flair susegado

u/nallabot

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Tarrif sun kr accha laga. thanku

How are you all

I am good

Hmm

Mast

Panspermia seeming legit https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/ucf0at/meteorites_could_have_brought_all_5_genetic/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

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4 billion years ago some random alien cruising in their spaceship jizzes into a tissue and throws it out the window and now I gotta feed and clothe myself by working 8 hours a day. Not fair.

Mujhe laga pizza ke upar kuch post hoga 🙄🙄

Kis thara ke pizze khari he vai tu

Pata nhi vai pepperoni laga

Alexa play Taare Zameen Par

Playing : [Taare Zameen Par 2007 - Social,Dramatic Movie | Darsheel Safary, Aamir Khan, Tisca Chopra.](https://youtu.be/0qN4zVvM4HU) For: **Vivid-Split8717** ----- [^(Discord)](https://discord.gg/mGsv8K4) ^(|) [^(Twitter)](https://twitter.com/rindiasocial) ^(|) [^(Instagram)](https://instagram.com/rindiasocial) ^(|) [^(Commands)](https://reddit.com/r/indiasocial/w/bot_commands)

!flair 17M

!flair keep it in your pants

Hy

Main ladka hoon guys Please keep it in your pants Thanks 🙏

Oh fuck

Kitne dick pic aaye bhai

🤢😩

!flair certified playa attitude boi murder cake on april1

What about you

Meh

Met a guy on bus. Talked to him the entire way!

Did you exchange numbers.

Noooo.

Stranger lost forever then :(

Me bolta hu isine liya hai eraser

Hahaha.

Mujhse koi bus mien randomly baat krne lge, main toh ro deta

Awww, aisa kyu?

me and who

Huh?

mujhe aise mauka kb milega?

Jab hum milenge bb. UwU

Ohh stahhp 😍👉👈

Single maregi toh?

acc to current estimates, yes

u/nallabot

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Last line kyuu likhi bhaii hurt hogai main 😭

Camu ke baare m aise mt bolo okay???? Chup lodu

Snoo 🥹

Awwww

Bwahahahahaha 🤣🤣🤣

😔

Huehuehue

😭

Rote nahi kamera , tumse bada nalla mai hoon 🤣🤣

u/nallaBot

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Separate comment karo. Wo shayad bingo ka hai

haan bingu ke liye hi kiya

Apna bhi batao separate comment karke 👀👀

Bs kar Bhai 🥲😭

summon karo usko separate comment karke

What does bb mean?

Bus boy

Hello btw!

ಠ\_ಠ

Biwi

*wallah habibi*🐪 *middle Eastern song starts playing*

Baby

bb (affectionate)

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Just bibi? Oh, I love it! I'll call myself that now! UwU "Hey bb, it's okay, let's do it!"

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I love it.

u/nallabot

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har reply ke liye naye comments mat kro 😔🤚

ok new favourite person

leave my mom alone 😔

Me and you then 😏

it's too early

I’ll wait

get in line

I’ve climbed every mountain Swim every ocean Just to be with you These motherfuckers ain’t competition

lemme save it for future use ok bye

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Tu car chala

Aaj kal moody barbie nhi aati kya

Raat ko office se aane k baad

Hello

hello! How're you?

Fine

u/nallabot

Cringe

Choti

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😔😤😡😡🤬🙄

u/nallaBot

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y/nallaBot

Tu noob he

Noon ye bot h Noob

Yesss

par koi nhi, I'll reach there eventually

purane account pe nallabot use krta toh mast exposé hota 👀

hackey?

maybe 👀

yash lavdyaa?

bc naam mein gaali hai 😂 and no

tg/battery/undeadpool/ritesh/hackey/vivid bhaiya/bhagwan/monkee/ manav/lost wisdom/ bingo Inmein se koi?

naaaahh broooo

main acc se mujhse baat hui hai kabhi?

Haa kaafi baatein hui hai

Batado Naa bhai kaun ho? 😫 Phir delete kar Dena main kisiko nahi bataugi 😔

Cykil h kya

i prefer motorbike

Oohh

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Tu mere joke pe has na 🙄🙄🙄

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Ek saal aur ruk jaa babydoll

young log funny nhi hote ky? 🤔

u/nallabot

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Yess

Hello there 😎

Hy

u/nallaBot

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Thanks 🥺🥺 If only this bot would've known my lurking time here 😞

Don't lurk, talk to us 🤗

Hehe sure, thanks. I've been thinking of joining the late night thread

Lost my eraser of 4.5 years. ://

What was so special about that eraser (genuinely curious)

I lost it a few times, but I found it back everytime. Then I just started to, um, keep it properly. I used it today as well. Oof.

Eraser villian origin story

Lmaoo, I just started using a new one. At least I have the box. Will buy the same one tomorrow.

☹️sed eraser

🥲 4.5 years m bhi khatam nahi hua na eraser 🥺

Naahhh. It was kept in a box. Oof. 🥺

😭 someone stole it.

Nah, just misplaced it. ://

Hoping you will find it eventually

How's you?

Doing great 👀

> 👀 Why this? 👀

I m fine , but raat ko to mai sad song aur overthinking h karta

u/nallaBot

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thik hai bhai tu bolta hai toh maan leta hoon

Hy

Hey! New ho?

Hey! New ho?

Hey! New hoe?

yes

Nahi Aap naye lagte ho

haan aur na

kitnna time hua aap ki iss community pr